#lmao the first chapter is setting up such a cumplane vibe

[asukaskerian]

Airplane Shooting Toward The Sky was kind of short, with a round face and messy hair (not deliberately.) He was also beaming with all his teeth, gums showing a little. "Ayooo! Hey guys! Group selfie?"

Several people had a phone stick, so they did a group selfie. Then the table was mobbed by the three nuns and a Sha Hualing who probably hadn't spent too much money on her costume materials, and had already switched her stage slippers for combat boots. Shen Yuan Just So Happened to stand near the other Liu Qingge for one of the sisters to take a stealth comparison pic of.

"Hey. Fun times, yeah?"

The inferior version smiled tightly, chest muscles bulging up and down, and loomed. "Ahaha, yeah." Then he flexed his biceps for some weird reason and went to squeeze supposedly-playfully at Shen Yuan's. "Are you sure you shouldn't have cosplayed the sister?"

Shen Yuan was only saved from prison by a laughing man's voice. 

"Actually, he's the one who's more canon-accurate."

Both Liu Qingges turned to stare at Great Master Airplane, who had leaned over his table to grin at them both.

"What are you spewing," Shen Yuan couldn't help shooting back, incredulous. "The War God is a twink now?" Ah, not that Shen Yuan was a -- fuck, no, don't blush, glare instead. "You're trying to tell us the strongest warrior--"

"Is using qi to be that strong, so who cares about the beef, bro. No, you want canon beefy, you want Mobei-jun. Now that man is stacked." Airplane nodded wisely. His eyes were twinkling. How insufferable. "Liu-gege? I'm not saying he's not, you know, sculpted, but with his clothes on, he's basically his sister with slightly flatter tits."

Hhhh.

"I mean, not smaller, necessarily, just not--" He made a bowl shape over his chest.

"... I hate you so much."

"Aww, thanks, sugarplum. No but seriously your cosplay is great, you just need a beauty spot and fancy wrist braces, like -- yeah, just like that, Luo-gege, wow, those are cool." He turned from the cool Bing-ge with the gauze flames back to Shen Yuan. "Anyway, have you ever given a thought to cosplaying Shen Qingqiu? He's like, your soul animal."

... Motherfucker.