#lizzstomania

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski Characters: Scott McCall (Teen Wolf) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Human, Alternate Universe - College/University, Alternate Universe - Coffee Shop, Angsty Schmoop, also, Fluff, (there's no porn here) Summary:

"It's just math, Derek. It's me and you; it’s not rocket science and it's not Shakespeare. It's basic arithmetic and you, for some ungodly reason, never bothered to learn to add."

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Simple Math

by lizzstomania (AO3)

Pairing: Derek Hale x Stiles Stilinski

Oneshot

Word count: 6.6k

Rating: General Audiences

Summary: "It's just math, Derek. It's me and you; it’s not rocket science and it's not Shakespeare. It's basic arithmetic and you, for some ungodly reason, never bothered to learn to add."

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[everycoffeeshopau]

Simple Math

Author: lizzstomania

Fandom: Teen Wolf

Description:

"It's just math, Derek. It's me and you; it’s not rocket science and it's not Shakespeare. It's basic arithmetic and you, for some ungodly reason, never bothered to learn to add."

Characters/Ships: Sterek

Topic Warnings: None

Suggested Rating: G

Word Count: 6677

Fluff-O-Meter: 4. Here be angst. This is a great hurt/comfort fic.

[thesterekcollection]

Sterek MasterPost

# - A - B        C - D        E - G       H - I        J - M        N - R       S - T       U - Z

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sanctuary where i stand by ceserabeau | 15K

Say It With Me (Don't Assume) by KuriKuri | 11.5K

Scent Left Unsaid by bleepobleep | 2.5K

See Derek Date by mikkimouse | 20.6K

seems to me it's chemistry by HalfFizzbin | 4.1K

Sell Your Body to the Night by Dira Sudis (dsudis) | 121.5K

Sending Out an S.O.S. by fauvistfly | 6.5K

Settle Down by wearing_tearing, whatthehale | 153.1K

Shared Canvases by butyoureyessaidyes | 18.1K

should the pillars of memory topple out of my reach by bleepobleep | 4.3K

Show Me The Way Back Home Baby by stilinskisparkles | 14.9K

Shutterbug by Yiichi | 53.4K

Sidequest by bleepobleep | 11.4K

Sideways and Slantways and Longways and Backways by hologramophone | 7.7K

Silence is Loudest by codarra | 132.5K

Silver (vibrator) Bullet by nothing_left_sacred | 6K

Simple Math by lizzstomania | 6.6K

sing a new song, Chiquitita by HalfFizzbin | 2.7K

Snatches of Sound by bleepobleep, rosepetals42 | 26.1K

Snow Flirting by thepsychicclam | 11.3K

So Shed Your Skin and Lets Get Started by halfhardtorock | 21.8K

Solitary Animals by Molly | 13.6K

Somebody That I Used to Know by PercyByssheShelley | 10.3K

Something I’m Not Seeing by HaleHole (SweetFanFics) | 6K

Somewhere In Between by amazingpages | 33K

Soul Strong by macabreflorence | 6.8K

Soul-Mark by PaigeRhiann | 5.2K

soulmates tbh by bleepobleep | 1.4K

Sox and Bombers by Nanoochka | 17.4K

sparks by thepsychicclam | 17.1K

Sparks Fly by linksofmemories | 13.1K

Speak to Me by Ember | 9.1K

Special Collections by hannah_baker | 16.4K

Speed Dating for Dummies by sperrywink | 7.4K

Stacking Up by bravelittlesoldier | 8.2K

Stand Fast in Your Enchantments by DevilDoll, Rahciach | 76.9K

Stand Here At The Edge Of Something New by Chiomi | 3.2K

start a fire in your heart by dedougal | 6.6K

Start Over Tonight by GotTheSilver | 5.5K

Sticks and Bones by kellifer_fic | 6.1K

Sticky Notes and Silent Words by Bellakitse | 1.6K

Stiles Stilinski and the Lupine Amulet by tresa_ch0 | 66.6K

Stiles Stilinski, Boyfriend Extraordinaire by MereLoup | 14.4K

Stiles's Story Time by trilliath | 125.8K

Stilinski's Home for Wayward Wolves by owlpostagain | 35.1K

Stood Up and Standing Out by kitsunequeen | 2.4K

Stop Me If I Say Too Much by entanglednow | 1.8K

stop, drop, and roll by thepsychicclam | 12.2K

strangers on a train by stilinskisparkles | 5.9K

Strike Softly (Away From The Body) by qhuinn (tekla) | 34.5K

Summer Contest by kits_lightning | 18.8K

Suspect Spells from the Internet, or: How Stiles Found His Soul Mate by seraphina_snape | 24K

[sourwolfstories]

sourwolfstories ultimate coffee shop fic rec list

50+ sterek coffee shop fics in no particular order

ADHDecaf by pleaseletmetouchyourbutt

Stiles is 25 and runs his own coffee shop. Derek doesn't know this. Derek, a mechanic, thinks that Stiles is 17 and jail-bait.

Misunderstandings ensue.

Cinnamon by blackstar

When Derek starts working in the "Full moon" coffee shop across from the BH police department, he starts talking to Stiles - the loud and bright, always-smiling sheriff's son, who keeps coming in again and again, adding cinnamon to everything he consumes. Pining ensues.

Beginnings by ericaismeg

“I think," Stiles says, looking up at Derek with amusement flickering in his eyes, "that this is the part where one of us says, 'This is the start to a beautiful friendship', don't you?" "I don't," Derek says, masking all emotions. He gives Stiles his best blank, boredom expression. "I don't think this is the beginning of anything." "I'm hurt," Stiles says with a gasp. He puts his hand dramatically on his chest. Stiles grabs Derek's coffee and holds it out for him. "Have it your way, Mr. Hale. I'll just be your barista, who has your order memorized and ready to go every day at 3pm."

*** Derek's a professor who comes into the coffee shop where Stiles and Erica works. Stiles and Scott have a spare room that Isaac moves into. Erica's a supportive friend. It's all about new beginnings.

Not Exactly My Cup Of Coffee by officerstilinskihale

Stiles buried his face in his hands and resisted the urge to scream.

The angry sex he wasn't having with Derek would be so good.

Caution, contents may be hot by WeirdV

Derek has been working at the coffee shop since his parents left it to him in their will. Laura wasn’t much for taking over the business, but she spends a lot of time there, helping out with stock and supplies. Stiles is a regular, for almost three months, when he suddenly starts going to the coffee shop across the street. He’s not the first costumer to switch loyalties, but it stings Derek just a little bit more.

Stiles Stilinki always wanted to go into law enforcement, but he’s not patient enough to climb the ladder to detective, and his methods aren’t always – let’s say on the right side of the law. So he does what he deems a perfect solution for someone without the correct social skills or patience to make promotion, he becomes a Private Investigator. When he gets a job to investigate a shady employee at the coffee shop across the street from his regular place, he suddenly finds himself missing a decent cup of coffee. He’s been going to the new place for almost a week now, and they still don’t know his order, his regular barista had it down the next day. and – of course – it is interfering with the case he’s personally involved with, his mother’s murder.

Awesome & Awesomer by whyamIalwaysLoislane

Derek and Laura meet up and have a coffee. In Stiles And Scott's cafe. Fluff and cuteness ensues.

All Stirred Up by jsea, marguerite_26

Derek's first duty as a new deputy is the early morning coffee run to The Leaky Carafe, and it's not long before he discovers that the quirky barista has a knack for making the perfect drink. Every time. Even before you order.

But is it intuition, luck or magic that has all Stiles' customers leaving happy?

Now You’re Too Sweet by agent_izhyper

In which Stiles is thoroughly confused and awkwardly misinterprets the situation, and has fallen in love with Derek's heavenly baked goods before he even knew (let alone fell for) Derek Hale. Also, first meetings are a mess and the universe hates him, but nothing new there, right?

The Customer Ain’t Always Right by trilliath

Today's the day. He's gonna do it. He's actually going to (as Cora says) "speak words like a normal human and talk" to (as Cora has designated him) Cute Coffee Boy. - Or he would, if it weren't for this asshole cutting in line.

“Name for the Order?” by katnisskirk

AU. Stiles is a barista and Derek is a customer who regularly comes in while talking on the phone so Stiles repeatedly (intentionally) mishears his name.

Breathing Fire by jordanparissh

“Stiles. Are we gonna keep this up? And our relationships?” “Yes? Yeah. I guess.” “This is so wrong.”

or the one where Derek and Stiles both have girlfriends, but decide to cheat on them with each other anyways

The Right Motivation by bleep0bleep

Stiles had walked in to Derek’s life one rainy day, dripping wet all over his floor and stared openly at Derek pulling out a fresh batch of lava cakes, and said to Derek, “Please just put it in my mouth.”

Simple Math by lizzstomania

"It's just math, Derek. It's me and you; it’s not rocket science and it's not Shakespeare. It's basic arithmetic and you, for some ungodly reason, never bothered to learn to add."

They Call Me Stuart (That’s Not My Name) by KuriKuri

“I’ll have a, uh, medium mocha,” Stiles finally says, squinting up at the drink menu on the back wall.

“Name?” Douche-y blond guy asks, picking up a disposable paper cup.

“Stiles,” Stiles replies, grimacing as he watches the guy scribble down ‘Stuart’ on the side of the cup. Whatever. It’s not worth the trouble of trying to get him to change it.

even a bad cup of coffee (is better than no coffee at all) by vlieger

AU where Derek and Laura stay in New York and open a coffee shop after the fire, and Stiles meets them when he moves there for college.

only fools rush in by decideophobia

Is it an imaginary date?

No. I met him in a coffee shop.

When?

This morning. It was love on first sight.

Just Coffee by MaddieStilinski

‘What?’ he asks as he reaches the counter. Scott just raises his eyebrows.

‘Nothing dude. Just admiring your tactics.’

‘What tactics?’ Derek asks, rolling his eyes. ‘I’m getting him coffee.’

Scott shrugs, starting up the machine. ‘Say what you want Derek, but in my experience it never is ‘just coffee.’’

A Series of Surprisingly Fortunate Events by Trench_coats_and_denim_jeans 

Stiles may or may not be perpetually single, so Papa Stilinski decides to set him up with a girl from his hometown. A girl Stiles doesn't want to date, so he takes a book out of the movies and lies about having a relationship. Who is the unwilling victim? His best friend's boss at the coffee shop, Derek Hale. The man who seems to have a personal grudge against him.

It goes about as well as one could expect.

Kaleidoscope by Vendelin

Stiles spends a year before college working at the all-night coffee shop in town. It's nice and quiet, until one dark and brooding Derek starts coming in every morning, ordering coffee so strong that it should not be fit for human consumption. Ever. Stiles tries not to be affected by the mystery guy, but it's not like anything else happens around here, so really, what did you expect? And when he's already in too deep, he realises he might even be in way over his head...

Midnight Wolf vs Abominable Snowman! by KuriKuri

Derek almost makes the mistake of saying, It’s not fanart, but he manages to catch himself, biting his tongue. This stranger, who’s already identified himself as at least a casual fan of Midnight Wolf, doesn’t need to know that he actually is the artist and author, not just another fan.

He Takes His Coffee Black by orphan_account

On the cusp of actual, responsible adulthood with no ambitions to his name, Derek Hale (soon to be Derek Hale, Master of Physical Therapy) is faced with the dishearteningly underwhelming notion of his future. For his final winter break, Derek returns home to his family's coffee shop where he spends the dry winter days filling aggravating orders for equally aggravating people and burning his hands with scalding milk.

It's the last place on earth he expects to find a kindred spirit, but some twitchy kid named Stiles-- with his simple order of one black coffee and a wry little grin-- turns out to be just that.

Duet by BulletBlaze

Lydia is going to kill him if he's even a second later than he already is.

Or, how Stiles' extreme lack of money, time, and grace somehow lands him a date with his favorite author's brother.

That’ll Be $4.20 (But You Can Have My Love For Free) by stilinski_wolf

Stiles is the barista at the coffee shop Derek frequents, and after they start talking via messages on Derek's coffee cups, Stiles gets the courage to tell Derek he likes him, and Derek asks him out.

Stiles' Christmas that year just got a whole lot better.

i want a sip of what you’re sippin’ on (are you picking up what I’m putting down) by jadore_hale

“Stiles!” Scott grabbed him and pulled him off to the side. “We’ve talked about this. You are the worst at flirting!”

Stiles barely registered what Scott was saying. He couldn’t take his eyes of Derek. The man was ridiculous. His eyes. His perfect stubble. His big muscular arms that Stiles was dying to have wrapped around him. Why was Derek even working at a coffee shop when he had all this modeling potential?

“Excuse him,” he said to Derek on Scott’s behalf. “He’s a little embarrassed. He wants to know if he can get your number. That way he’ll know where to get a hold of me tomorrow morning.”

Stiles hitting on the new barista with his mad macking skills yo.

To Catch ‘Em All by Sithisis

Stiles is the only person in the coffee shop at 10 PM at night, waiting for his drink order. He is also playing Pokemon Go and wondering where in the world is Eevee when the door opens, shuts, and in strides a man who looks a few years older than him. Stiles thinks he’s a model or something before he catches himself staring, looks up into the man’s eyes, and notices that they are a brilliant gold.

Stiles’ breath hitches.

Eevee isn't the only thing he wants to catch.

Pedal to the Floor by phillipa_gordon

Stiles' brain grinds to a halt.

His driver is definitely not middle aged. His bus driver is hot. Like, really hot. Like burning.

He also looks a bit like a serial killer at the moment, what with his impressive eyebrows being drawn into a scowl, but still. Actually, that expression kind of doesn’t look as terrible on him as it should. He’s got cheekbones and stubble and eyes and Stiles is in love. Totally in love. This guy is gorgeous and Stiles could go swimming in those incredible eyes. He opens his mouth, determined to be smooth, but instead what comes out is:

‘I’m not usually this wet.’

OR

The public transport AU in which Stiles pines, Laura meddles and Derek has no idea what his eyebrows are doing

My Favorite Asshole by CRAmber

AKA the coffeeshop AU nobody asked for.

Once in a Blue Moon by dobrien 

A Coffee Shop AU in which Stiles owns a coffee shop, Derek owns a gym, and Stiles just so happens to be the neighbour living below Derek that wakes him up every morning at the ass crack of dawn.

I’d Be A Fool To Let You Go by bistiles_bilinski

The guy, Stiles, had frozen in his tracks and glanced up at him through his eyelashes with a blush and bashful smile. “Me?” he’d asked. “The guy who spilled a cup of coffee on you and then proceeded to trip over your foot and crush your muffin? You want to take that guy out?"

Second Chances by rootbeer

"A lot of times the ‘markings’ were common, simple things you said to strangers all the time. 'Excuse me'; 'thank you'; 'hello'. Some got extremely romantic things like 'it’s you isn’t it? I’ve been waiting for you' or 'Wow you’re really pretty'. And they were always the first words their soulmate would ever say to them.

Of course, having 'You are the fucking worst kind of person in the world' tattooed down your side, didn’t bode well. How fucked up was Stiles Stilinski that even his fucking Soulmate hated him? High School had been a special kind of hell when all the kids learned what his tattoo said—despite his best efforts to keep it a secret."

Brutus by planiforidjit

After a failed engagement and losing his job, Stiles does what any twenty-seven year old would do: he buys a puppy and moves back in with his dad.

And then stupid Derek had to be there, owning a bookstore and having a kid and looking probably hotter than he used to.

Little Kid Crush by KuriKuri

“What’s your name?” Derek asks, wiping the last of the tears off the kid’s face with his sleeve.

“’tiles,” the kid mumbles, and Derek frowns, wondering if he heard correctly.

“Tiles?” Derek repeats.

“Stiles,” the kid repeats, pouting at Derek slightly, defiant even though his eyes are still puffy and red and his cheeks tear-stained.

White Chocolate Cheesecake by Loslote

Stiles shivered when he felt a rush of cold air. He turned around to see a tall, broad, extremely muscled man in a black leather jacket step in amid a flurry of snowflakes. The man’s stubble and dark hair framed piercing hazel eyes. He held his hands in his pockets, and he glared out from beneath thick, furrowed eyebrows. His eyes landed on Stiles and pierced right through him as though Stiles were the only thing standing in between this man and his coffee, and Stiles gulped and...yep. Knocked over his coffee.

“Can I…Can I help you?” Stiles asked, dropping his textbook on the counter and dabbing at the coffee stains on his flannel.

“Sixteen ounce white chocolate cheesecake mocha,” the man said after glancing at the menu board. His voice was higher than Stiles had expected, and softer. He smiled, and as his eyebrows lifted, Stiles could have sworn he heard a choir of angels burst into song. “Hold the whip, please.”

The One With the Bearded Bespectacled Guy by mikkimouse

Based on this prompt: “There’s only one plug in this entire coffee shop and you’re sitting right in front of it and you’re not even using it, and my laptop is about to die in the middle of this online exam I’m taking, so whatever I don’t care how intimidatingly attractive you are I’m sitting down at your table to plug my shit in.”

Hallowed Grounds by damnfancyscotch

Everything in Beacon Hills is the same when Stiles comes home from college.

Well, except for the fact that he's a published author now, Scott is halfway across the world with a travelling circus, Erica's epilepsy has been cured, her boss offers him a job too, and there's this weird black dog that seems to be following him around just to judge him.

Oh, and the murders, of course.

But other than that stuff... totally the same old BH.

Perk Up by Scruffy_Wolf

"You really like like him, don't you?"

Stiles wrinkles his nose, "God, what are you, twelve? I don't like like him. We sleep together sometimes and I studied on his couch for a few hours once. That's it."

"You should tell him you have feelings for him," Scott continues, blatantly ignoring what Stiles is saying. "It'll probably solve a whole lot of problems. Then you can just sleep together and hang out while not sleeping together without it being awkward. Also, I won't have to listen to months of your moping."

(Or: Stiles is a grad student who spends far too much money on coffee at Derek's shop. They also fuck occasionally.)

I Hope By the Morning by andnowforyaya

From the bathroom came sounds of the guy brushing his teeth. Stiles rubbed the fifty dollar bill between his fingers and felt cheap. "Dude, I'm not taking your money."

The guy spat and turned the faucet on. "Take the money. You said you lived in Queens last night? Who the hell lives in Queens."

The fifty seemed gritty in his fingers, but he put it in the back pocket of his ridiculously tight jeans, anyway. That was, like, a five-hour shift at the coffee shop where he worked, Common Grounds, with tips. "And don't call me 'dude,'" the guy continued, turning off the faucet. "I'm not your college bro. It's Derek."

so he’s got a few flaws by Watermelon Wolves (Phnx)

In short, everything was terrible.

Coffee Shop Stalkers by phoneboxmug

Derek has a secret crush on Stiles, Stiles has a secret crush on Derek. Derek forgets his wallet at the coffee shop they stalk each other at and Stiles is desperate to use this as an excuse to finally get the ball rolling. Laura and Lydia are cupids. Derek and Stiles have filthy minds.

Not So Much Coffee and Books as it is Hot Chocolate and Erotica by knaval  

Alternative title: The Pen Is

AU in which Stiles is an erotica novelist, and Derek is the sexy fireman he daydreams about. He sees Derek daily at the coffee shop, writing out his fantasies about Derek, basically Derek is his muse. All goes well until Derek starts talking to him and trying to read his books. Little does Stiles know, Derek is already a fan of his books.

Wolf’s Brew by Seth_Lecter

Derek is pining after his pretty barista. And boy, is he glad his sisters aren't there right now...

Coffee Storm by splendid_splendont

‘we got caught by this awful storm and now we’re waiting for it to calm under the roof of a café, want to go inside and have a coffee in the meantime?’ au

Electric Heart by stilesxlydiaxderek

Based On The Prompt "You're sitting in front of the only plug in this entire coffee shop and not using it. I don't care how attractive you are, I'm sitting at your table because I need that plug"

Whatever Our Souls Are Made Of by Lissadiane

It's a cold, snowy night and Stiles is halfway through his shift at the campus coffee shop when a tall, dark and handsome stranger walks in, one who seems unaware that he's being haunted by a wolf.

In which Stiles Stilinski sees the ghosts of animals with unfinished business, and Derek Hale is unaware that his dearly departed sister left a few things unfinished.

Don’t You Wanna Be My Sky? by WhoNatural

Stiles got ratted out by the Realm Guard for sneaking off with Scott a total of seven times before his dad buckled, promising sabbatical once Stiles reached Faehood, and enough Earth culture in the meantime to have him talking like a born-and-bred Californian teenager.

He just didn’t have the tan.

(Or, in which Stiles is a Frost Fae sent to the Earth Realm on the Fae version of Rumspringa and immediately falls head-first into a Coffee Shop AU)

Draw Me a Little More by BekkaChaos

Sterek AU: Artist!Stiles and Shy!Derek meet in a coffee-house when their waiter, Barista!Isaac, points out to Derek that Stiles has been staring at him.

Just My Type by thedevilyousay

Laura and her brother are not so patiently waiting in line at the coffee shop one morning when a cute stranger grabs her hand by mistake.

or

The one where Stiles doesn't pay attention and Laura gets to witness her brother and his new dumb boyfriend's love at first sight.

I Hope By the Morning by andnowforyaya

From the bathroom came sounds of the guy brushing his teeth. Stiles rubbed the fifty dollar bill between his fingers and felt cheap. "Dude, I'm not taking your money."

The guy spat and turned the faucet on. "Take the money. You said you lived in Queens last night? Who the hell lives in Queens."

The fifty seemed gritty in his fingers, but he put it in the back pocket of his ridiculously tight jeans, anyway. That was, like, a five-hour shift at the coffee shop where he worked, Common Grounds, with tips. "And don't call me 'dude,'" the guy continued, turning off the faucet. "I'm not your college bro. It's Derek."

Give Me Back My Bones (maybe then we’ll talk) by kariye

Derek meets Stiles on a Wednesday. He comes in for his usual cup of coffee and somehow walks out with hot chocolate, cinnamon on the top, and no idea what just happened there.

it’s been like years since it’s been clear by sirona

It's six-thirty in the morning, but there are warm lights behind the floor-to-ceiling, de-boarded windows, and the 'For Sale' sign on the door has disappeared along with Stiles' memory of where he'd been headed just moments before. The coffee shop is, apparently, open for business once more.

Mistletoe Never Lies by CarolineLahey

Derek Hale loves his family, he really does. He just wishes they weren't so determined to set him up. When he finally blurts out that he has a boyfriend, and quickly gives his mother the name of the barista at his local coffee shop as his "boyfriend", he figures that buys him a little peace. He probably should have been paying attention to the part of the conversation where he agreed to bring Stiles home for Christmas to meet the family.

Voldemort and Jean Valjean (Walk into a Coffee Shop) by PsychicPineapple

So sue him, Stiles had a stupid habit of giving out goofy names at coffee joints.

**

‘Name?’ He stood with his sharpie at the ready.

‘Voldemort,’ Stiles answered without missing a beat.

You Had Me At Latte Batman by Hatteress (goddammitstacey)

The one where Derek’s a barista who accidentally woos Stiles with latte art.

[slowwshoww]

thnx jenna @angeryginger for taggin me

rules: answer 30 questions and tag 10 people

# following: hmmm probably like... 90-100?

# of followers: like 240 lmao

average hours of sleep: sure do wish i could sleep for more than 5 hours a night but here we are

lucky number: 2 or 8

instruments: lmao

what are you wearing: a t shirt dress and leggings and fuzzy socks

dream job: number 1: i plan music festivals. number 2: i work for the sharks specifically in whatever department they have that helps them grow the game. number 3: trophy wife.

dream trip: i want to go to west africa like nigeria and ghana for sure. also really really want to do the Great American Road Trip

significant other: lol

birthday: may 2

height: 5′6”

gender/pronouns: she/her or they/them.

other blogs: i have a check please side blog that i only use to yell about kent parson

nicknames: lizz, lizzie, izzy, wazz, winchester, winnie, chester

star sign: taurus sun leo rising scorpio moon

time: 9:31pm

favorite bands: the front bottoms. hands down.

favorite artist: tbh? i don’t care about art enough to have Developed Feelings about this

favorite tumblr artist: jenna, for sure.

song stuck in your head: it’s not there any more but i had fucekin silent night stuck in my head for like 3 days

last movie you watched: goon. it’s usually goon. i also watched a hockey documentary, a hockumentary, if you will.

last show you watched: just watched the newest ep of the good place and i’m currently watching that dirty money documentary series on netflix

why did you make your blog: initially, it was because the blogging site i was using had a terrible update. i deleted my old blog and remade because i missed Knowing things

what do you post: hockey, fashion, weird aesthetic posts, Ace Discourse, other nonsense

last thing you googled: mid calf rain boots

ao3: lizzstomania

do you ever get asks: like 1 every six months

how did you get the idea for your url: “slow show” by the national

favorite food: pizza for sure. you’d think that working at a pizza place for 2+ years would change my mind about that but you’re wrongggg

last book you read: i’m currently reading the virgin suicides

top 3 fictional universes: literally? not this one.

tagging: @carefullfearr @peevesies @sadnessspotlight @somesmugslug @lavenderek i don’t know ten people lol

[destiel-fic-rec]

Grown by lizzstomania & discreetmath

Summary: It’s bad enough he has to have a sitter. The fact that it's Cas is almost unbearable.

Comments: 9/10 destiel. Cas is his babysitter and his babysitter also took his virginity. (Dean is 15)

[callingallcoffeeshops]

Fandom: Teen Wolf Pairing: Derek/Stiles Rating: PG-13 Author: lizzstomania Summary: "It's just math, Derek. It's me and you; it’s not rocket science and it's not Shakespeare. It's basic arithmetic and you, for some ungodly reason, never bothered to learn to add."

[thesterekcollection]

Sterek MasterPost

# - A - D       E - I        J - R     S - Z

S

sanctuary where i stand by ceserabeau | 15K

Say It With Me (Don't Assume) by KuriKuri | 11.5K

Scent Left Unsaid by bleepobleep | 2.5K

See Derek Date by mikkimouse | 20.6K

seems to me it's chemistry by HalfFizzbin | 4.1K

Sell Your Body to the Night by Dira Sudis (dsudis) | 121.5K

Sending Out an S.O.S. by fauvistfly | 6.5K

Settle Down by wearing_tearing, whatthehale | 153.1K

Shared Canvases by butyoureyessaidyes | 18.1K

should the pillars of memory topple out of my reach by bleepobleep | 4.3K

Show Me The Way Back Home Baby by stilinskisparkles | 14.9K

Shutterbug by Yiichi | 53.4K

Sidequest by bleepobleep | 11.4K

Sideways and Slantways and Longways and Backways by hologramophone | 7.7K

Silence is Loudest by codarra | 132.5K

Silver (vibrator) Bullet by nothing_left_sacred | 6K

Simple Math by lizzstomania | 6.6K

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[sheepsuit]

Simple Math by lizzstomania

"It's just math, Derek. It's me and you; it’s not rocket science and it's not Shakespeare. It's basic arithmetic and you, for some ungodly reason, never bothered to learn to add."

This is really cute and amazing, coffee shop au's always manage to be adorable 

[deancasficsaver]

Friday, I'm in Love by lizzstomania

When you love someone, you want to marry them. And if a proposal leads to lap sex, then that's okay, too.

4/5

[fyfoodservicesau]

Simple Math (6674 words) by lizzstomania Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV) Rating: General Audiences Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski Characters: Scott McCall (Teen Wolf) Summary:

"It's just math, Derek. It's me and you; it’s not rocket science and it's not Shakespeare. It's basic arithmetic and you, for some ungodly reason, never bothered to learn to add."

[myleftsidedown]

The Five times Stiles Made a Complete Ass Out of Himself in Front of Derek and the One Time He Didn’t by lizzstomania (x)

A series of drawings, this is (1/6).

He's just really glad that the latch on the door to the laundry room broke last year and no one bothered to report it. He'd really rather not have anyone walk in on him while he's practically naked, thanks, and it's less likely to happen if he does his laundry at two in the morning. Hopping up onto an empty washer, Stiles settles in to wait for the dryer to finish. He'd brought The Stranger with him, but let's be honest, he's not going to get any more reading done; it's taking everything he has to stay awake right now and he didn't even turn on the light. "Well, I'm hot-blooded, check it and see—" What the... "Got a fever of a hundred and three!" The door swings open and a bare back pushes the door open. Stiles realizes he maybe should have turned the light on. "So come on baby, do you do more than dance?" The guy—who's actually not a bad singer—turns around and stops completely. Stiles can hear loud music coming from a pair headphones and the sound of his heart roaring in his ears. "Um... Hi, sorry,” Stiles starts, sliding his hands down his thighs. “I didn't know anyone was in here," the guy interrupts, smiling sheepishly and Stiles is gone. He slides down off the washer and doesn't miss the way the guy's gaze lingers on his hips. "Sorry. I'll just—" "It's no problem, dude," Stiles says, hoping his smile is more man-we-should-really-learn-to-do-laundry-on-time and less I’m-having-trouble-not-jumping-you-right-now. "I see we've got the same laundry habits." Stiles gestures between their bare chests, though Nameless Hot Guy is at least wearing actual pants. Stiles isn't too worried; he'd played lacrosse in high school, but picked up swimming in college and he knows he looks good in a Speedo. Which is pretty much what these underwear are. Which is why he never wears them. It’s a complicated thought process. The guy chuckles a little and shrugs, setting his full basket down. "Seems like I'm just a little more responsible," he says as he flips the washer Stiles just vacated open and starts shoving in clothes. "I still have a pair of pants." "In my defense," Stiles starts, letting a flirtatious edge creep into his voice. "I only have like three pairs of pants." The guy's eyes rake over him again, lightning quick, and Stiles practically feels it. "Yeah, well..." "I'm Stiles." "Stiles?" "It's a nickname." "Oh." The washer starts and just as Stiles is about to say something, the timer on his dryer buzzes. Sighing even though this is his favorite part, Stiles yanks open the dryer and pulls his clean, warm clothes into his hamper. Normally he'd fold his clothes back in his dorm, but normally there aren't nameless hot guys in the laundry room. He turns around to say something—what's your name are you single will you marry me—and sees the door swing shut. Oh. Okay then.

[dreamsyyy]

Simple math by lizzstomania

The coffee universes should have have their own tag xd

This time is Derek broken, without family and social life.

And there is Stiles as beacon of light.

Where everything moves slowly, that Derek realizes that they are dating even if it's couch dating, and when they begin to date in reality, he begins to count the dates and to worry about losing Stiles, his bright and young Stiles with la ife ahead of him, that doesn't containt working in cafe house and dating a broken man...

[sterek-au]

College is Stupid, or the Five times Stiles Made a Complete Ass Out of Himself in Front of Derek and the One Time he Didn’t by lizzstomania // General // 2,000 words

Summary

Stiles is a sophomore at UC Santa Cruz and really, you'd think he'd have grown out of making an ass out of himself by now.

[worldoffics]

By Lizzstomania

Word Count: ~1,300

Summary: Dean can't peel garlic, but it's okay because Cas likes him anyway.