#liveblogging: barbie tpatp

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HAFOIDHASODIFHSOEIGAHSOIETHAWOEITHASIODGHASDOIGHASOIDGHASOETHASEIOTHAESOITGASODIGASHOIDTHASODHGASOIDHGASODHGADSOGHAOSDHGAOSDHTOASDHGOASDHGAOSDHGO IT'S HIMMMMMMMMMM

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THERE HE ISSSSS!!!!!

I love that they literally painted him with an evil smirk this is fucking ICONIC how have I gone my whole life without seeing this

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THIS MOVIE LITERALLY ONLY ENDED BECAUSE THIS HORSE GOT TIRED OF PREMINGER'S BULLSHIT

wait now that I think about it this motherfucking horse has literally carried the ENTIRE PLOT someone give this poor dude's back a rest

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literally HOW can she refuse this is some bird of paradise mating dance type shit

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he's literally the best character that's ever been created or even conceived of I love you preminger

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my transgender ass in this current political climate

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not very accurate to the original novel by Mark Twain, but fairly enjoyable nonetheless. 2000000000/10.

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Dream Polycule

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AND A DOUBLE WEDDING!!!! The Shakespearean Comedy is Complete

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"SOMETIMES BEING FREE MEANS CHOOSING NOT TO GO, BUT TO STAY"

LITERALLY WHY AM I FEELING THINGSSSSS

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OH THANK GOD this movie passes the bechdel test

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physics???

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literally slay

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OOOOH nooooo that rubble liked getting pickaxed a little TOO much

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languishing hotly

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honestly I'm not even surprised they didn't notice he was evil because if I knew somebody irl who acted THIS obviously evil I wouldn't even assume they were evil I'd just assume they had autism or something I'd be their bestie in literally 0.2 seconds like "oh you're odd and off-putting? me too."

anyway RIP to the queen she was LITERALLY just trying to be an ally 😔😔😔