#live laugh love redacted

[desmorotu]

SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK WAS ERIK ON IN 2022 HBS SEASON??? OH MY GOD??

just listened to david and gavin’s audio in earnest. i already have asher’s in my soul. vincent, damihux, and sam’s are all SO GOOD.

majority of the time through the entirety of the audios my mouth is GENUINELY HANGING OPEN IN SURPRISE and i have to pause it, rewind it, and then repeat.

gavin’s breathy whispers?? his breathy groans?? hello?? david’s “there it is, music to my fucking ears, baby.” his teasing?? are you fucking kidding me??

i am so mentally unwell

[eddyneedssleep]

[kitheking]

i think it’s kinda crazy that there’s a 30 year old man out there with an irl job but he still manages to find the time to breathe into a microphone for an hour while pretending to be a man who has been dating 155k people for the past 3 years

[morgansplace]

"And this is freelancer!"

utter silence

[xxplastic-cubexx]

thinkin bout magneto's lil list of aliases from that One Shot of his government file or w/e in 97 and how it lists the three main men who've played him (David Hemblen, Ian McKellen, Michael Fassbender) and kinda cackling at the idea 1.) if they included All his names 2.) having 'michael' on that list twice

[definitelynuwonhere]

I love David so much, the lastest audio melted my brain and I don’t have anything else to say except for I LOVE HIM SO MUCH AND JUNE CANNOT COME ANY FASTER.

[no-see-um-incorrect]

Lasko is not as innocent as this fandom pretends he is.

Remember, this is the same guy who immediately after learning about an incubus getting blown in the middle of the 7-Eleven.

Inquired about the exact location. and then went to go get a big gulp for himself 

[deus-ex-mona]

for the record, this is a ✨nagisa safe space✨

~~please dni if you dislike nagisa and/or nghy~~

[maxpaulll]

No shame, these guys. Kissin' anytime people aren't looking tsk tsk

[vollerey]

darlin the type of person to be the big bad wolf but also shift and start running in the fucking snow like a dog💀💀

they also the typa person to take pics of the sunrise/sunset for sam bc he cant see it himself…🫶

[anexistingexistence]

Yk with "do you wanna be a vampire" being a question Darlin' actually has to consider now, I feel like I should put my mustard on this conversation and also advertise a book I like because I have no shame. (Spoiler warning for the Green Creek series by Tj Klune from here on out)

In the Green Creek series (I forgot whether this happened in the first or the second book and am too lazy to check (and even if I wasn't I'd just end up getting distracted by Gordo and Mark's sexual tension and nobody wants a Gordo/Mark post from me)) after Ox tells the guys from the garage about werewolves and magic and all that shit and makes them his pack, the question of turning them into wolves at some point arises. Jessie and Chris state outright that they never want to be turned, which is fair, and Tanner talks a lot with Elizabeth to learn all he can about being a werewolf before making a choice. The way the topic is concluded for the first two books is that Rico and Tanner ask to be turned if their life is at stake while Jessie and Chris want to remain human. And I think Darlin' would take a very similar approach to their potential vampire turning as Tanner has in Wolfsong/Ravensong. Their first instinct might be "fuck that - absolutely not" but I think apart from just heeding Sam's advice and spending a lot of time with the pack and their (inner) wolf, they'd also consult with Vincent/Lovely, Bright/Fred, and other vampires they might know in regards to all there is to know about being a vampire. In the end, I think their decision might come down to the same one Rico made in Wolfsong/Ravensong, which is that if they're going to die, they want to be turned. However, vampires in the Redactedverse work the way (I assume) most vampire depictions do, which is they stop aging rather than continuing to or reverting to their "prime" age the way vampires in some stories do. So if Darlin' were to die at say 86 years old because they can't see anymore and fell down the stairs and Sam turned them, then that following vampire life probably wouldn't be a fun one (or maybe it would be. I've never met (/read) a vampire whose body was old and wrinkly before so how would I know). Therefore, I'd say that Darlin' might agree to be turned in a life or death situation, but only as long as they're still of an age they can see themself living as until (potentially) the end of time, e.g., they might agree to Sam turning them until they're forty, but afterward they'd like it if he just let them die.

End of rant, hope this was comprehensive.

[ajstaria]

loving lasko isnt a phase, its a lifestyle 😂❤️

[moonbounds]

real footage of me listening to davey’s hbs: SIT ON HIS LAP!!! SIT ON HIS LAP— YEAHHHHHH!!!!

Congratulations everyone we made it

[swaggerpear]

SWEETHEART HEADCANONS

(some angst, a lot of fluff.)

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S.H has wanted to be an investigator since they were a child. like obsessed with Nancy drew, the hardy boys, any mystery they could get their hands on.

I feel like they have some family issues, so they only spend holidays with Milo and his family.

SCARY MOVIES GALORE

forces Milo to watch horror with them, and after they cloak and scare him. like if they watched the shining, they’d cloak and while Milo was changing they’d phase their head through the door like Johnny.

a lot of black in their closet.

BEST FASHION SENSE.

Milo and S.H are THE. power couple, and will always dress up for anything they can.

they have nightmares a lot from work. they’ll wake up at ungodly hours in a cold sweat, remembering what they saw that day.

they cook with milo, game with him, clean with him, do anything they can just in case one of them passes. this way the other will always have memories to look back on.

they leave notes to Milo everywhere, just for shits and giggles.

aggro HATED them at the beginning of their relationship. now when Milo isn’t home aggro will cuddle up next to them.

they use Milo’s shampoo and conditioner, it smells so good and is probably pretty fancy because of his hair type.

they were so nervous at the first pack meeting, they cloaked on accident and didn’t realize till milo pointed it out.

they let Milo put on their badge every time they have to wear it. he knows how they like it.

They’re always on edge and tense during a case, ready for anything.

they love target. just, because it’s target.

They’ll bully milo about spoiling Aggro, but secretly they buy him toys and treats all the time.

very good at keeping calm, even if they’re freaking out they look calm and collected 24/7

just like mentioned in the first audio, they’re eyes light up anytime they hear what they want to hear. they never learned how to fix it

they struggle with self worth issues. they think milo is only with them for the money sometimes. only when they overthink though.

they buy milo everything, necklaces, clothes, food, anything.

they’re favorite thing is watching funny animal videos. If they can’t sleep, funny dogs falling over. stressed? cats making funny sounds

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IF YOU HAVE ANYMORE LET ME KNOW!

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angel or babee is prob next!

[stevesnailbat]

my favorite game is estimating the amount of time it's been since i took my last antidepressant on how much it takes to make me cry. like oh a fucking video about a cat who is alive and well made me cry today? ok cool then it's been approximately 14 days since i've taken my meds <3

[definitelynuwonhere]

I can’t sleep

We as a fandom move passed the fact that DAVID SHAW has got some Just Dance champion moves TOO QUICKLY