#live laugh love chuuya fr

[evilkaeya]

Clears Throat. Hello Everyone. I made this presentation instead of working.

[ikkul]

i love how transcendental dazai and chuuya’s relationship is. like dazai still calls chuuya his partner even tho he’s not in the mafia anymore, and how chuuya got worried abt dazai when he thought dazai was mortally injured. they aren’t friends but they aren’t coworkers either… and it would be lame to say that they have romantics feelings for e/o… they’re even more than soulmates!! they’re just soukoku and no convencional concept can explain them.

[b3kka]

Y'all I just realized the pipeline from MCYT to Undertale to back to MCYT to Undertale again to BSD is so real, especially in the Gacha community, I've seen so many people go from MCYT to Undertale and then back to mcyt for a few months then again to Undertale and then finally to BSD(I'm also one of those people..I admit it :') )LIKE SINCE WHEN MY FAV GACHA UNDERTALE GACHATUBER GO FROM UNDERTALE TO MCYT AND THEN NOW I SEE THEM WITH SIGZAI USERNAME AND A CHUUYA PFP???

[lotus-pear]

thoughts on Adam? I love his dynamic with chuuya in stormbringer :3

BRO LITERALLY SAVED CHUUYAS LIFE (TWICE) HE DESERVES THE WORLDS BEST DAD MUG I LOVE HIM SOSOSOSOSO SO MUCH OH MY GODDDDD,,,,,LIVE LAUGH LOVE ADAM FR I READ SB JUST FOR HIM

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OKAY SO I JUST FINISHED WATCHING LIKE THE ENTIRETY OF S3 FOR BSD SO UH SPOILERS FOR A LOT OF IT BUT ESPECIALLY THE ENDING CUZ HOOOLYYY SHIIITTTTT

I JUST

I CANT PUT MY THOUGHTS DOWN INTO COHERANT SENTANCES SO LIVE LAUGH BULLETPOINTS ((o(^∇^)o))

OKAY SO AKUTAGAWA AND ATSUSHI???

THEYRE GONNA WORK TOGETHER ARENT THEY I JUST KNOW DAMN WELL DAZAIS GONNA LIKE MAKE IT SO THEYRE COINCIDENTALLY PAIRED UP TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF A GUY

ALSO THE PROMISE ATSUSHI HAD AKUTAGAWA MAKE??? FYM AKUTAGAWA CANT KILL PEOPLE HES IN THE *PORT MAFIA.*

Just realizing I don't know how to do the whole colored text or different font thingy BUT ANYWAYS

STILL I LOVE ATSUSHI FOR THAT AND SINCE IT WAS MADE WITH A GOAL IN MIND, I REALLY HOPE I GET TO SEE AKUTAGAWA DEVELOPMENT

AAAAHHHH HES SO SILLY I LOVE AKUTAGAWA HES MY SON

SPEAKING OF SONS

IVAN??? HES SO ME LIKE HE IS SO ME????

ASAGIRI WAS SPYING ON ME WHEN MAKING IVAN FR

Funny thing when I first started getting into the fandom bit for bsd and I saw Fyodor being simped on I was like "eeehh I mean I guess hes cool but I dont really get it. Like sure hes an interesting character but..." AND THEN I SLOWLY STARTED BECOMING A FYODOR SIMP AND I JUST SKDHKSJD I HATE THAT MAN I HATE THAT MAN HES SUCH AN ASSHOLE

please I love him so much hes such a bitch I hate him I love him so much

"If Fyodor told me to cut my skin off I would" FUCKING SAME

ALSO AAAAAA THE ENTIRE TIME LIKE I WAS JUST STIMMING LIKE IM TELLING YOU IT WAS AJSHSKDJSJ

I HAVENT HYPERFIXATED ON A SERIES LIKE THIS SINCE THE PROMISED NEVERLAND (Specifically the manga. Miss you Yuugo)

AAAAAA ALSO THE FACT THAT CHUUYAS JUST STUCK IN POES STORY??

AND POE BEING LIKE "But if Ranpo were to die what would be my reason for living..." LIKE HELLO??? I LOVE MY OTHER SON (Poe)

AND AND AND FYODOR???? AHHHHHH HES SUCH A BITCH I LOVE HIM

THIS MOTHERFUCKER WAS REALLY COMMUNICATING QITH MUSIC??? ALSO THE SURPRISED AND SHOCKED LOOK AT THE END WHEN DAZAI FOUND HIM??

I KNOW WE SEE MORE OF HIM LATE BUT FUCK

ALSO FYODORS ABILITY?? From what I saw it seems that it's just kill by touch but if Dazais like "welp, idk" then I'm guessing it's a bit more complicated than that AND I AM SO EXCITED TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS AAAA

Also Mori and Fukuzawa did the sskk punchy thingy they did in the end of S2!! I'm not sure if people ship them (I refuse to take in any content about Mori) but if people do then win for them :D

Also Im extremely excited to see Nikolai cuz hes me minus the Ukrainian terrorist bit BUT AAAA I HOPE I GET TO SEE HIM SOON

JUST SEARCHED IT UP ITS S4 EP 5 AND AAAAAA

I can't watch BSD until tommorow now cuz I wanna have a minute to process everything BUT AAAA I CANT WAIT TO WATCH S4

Fyodor made me feel so many ways I love him

AAAAAAA OKAY SO MY FAVORITE BOY (Akutagawa) IS ALSO SUPER SILLY THOUGHOUT THIS WHOLE THING LIKE

THE SCENE WHERE ITS LIKE "Are you sure youre the real Akutagawa?"

"Yeah."

"...And youre not gonna try and kill me?"

"Yeah."

"What did you have for breakfast?"

"Yeah."

LIKE I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

Live laugh love Dazai but FUCK MAN AKUTAGAWAS TRAUMATIZED

Like don't get me wrong I love Aku how he is and I'm gonna love him more when I learn more about his character, but god damn it hurts to watch him seem so reliant on Dazais praise and Dazais approval like akdjkajsdj Ive been there my boy :(

ALSO I FEEL SO BAD FOR KUNIKIDA LIKE HE HAD TO GO THROUGH SO MUCH THIS SEASON

I PROBABLY HAVE OTHER THINGS TO SAY BUT AHDKSJDKWBD I LOVE BSD AND I CANT REMEMBER WHAT ELSE I WANTED TO YAP ABOUT BUT AAAAHHH ASAGIRI WHEN I CATCH YOU ASAGIRI- ASAGIRI WHEN I CATCH YOU-

Twas talking about this scene earlier btw :3

AH ALSO WHEN FYODOR GOT SMASHED WITH A WINE BOTTLE??? HELLO??? I LOVE HIM BUT I STARTED LAUGJING AT THE SCENE

[fyodior]

yes!! omg also limey.. new nickname fr

anyway. fem chuuya loves when you've literally ate her out for so long, yet are begging for more. she also loves when you get on your knees to beg. even if she came several times, she still let's you have more and more.

and yes to the edging. literally she'll put your head near her pussy, but won't let you have any until you're begging. or crying. she takes pity on people that cry.

she love love loves having you on her lap after a long day, letting her rock you back and forth as she hums. it's so calming.

she's obsessed with lipstick marks all over you, especially when you plead to keep them on. they trail down your body, neck to hips. but she'll let you have more if you'd like.

not only that, but she's handsy. I mean it. hands all over you. literally roaming.

let's not forget the teasing.. especially if you're loud. "I've barely done anything. calm down, darling." of course she's grinning

"seriously? you want more of me? honey.. you had so much." she'll push you back to her pussy though, letting you have more.

-lime anon

IM LITERALLY OBSESSSEDDDD WITH THIS DYNAMIC its so hot you're making me fall head over heels in LOVE with fem chuuya i can't get enough of her........

she loves how much you love to eat her out. but you can't help it, not when she tastes and smells so fucking sweet and is so hot and wet against your mouth... you can't help but shove a hand down your own pants whenever you do. when all you wanna do is get your mouth back on her, just get another taste, but she refuses - holds your head only inches from her pussy to tempt you, but doesn't let you get any closer. its torture, but sweet sweet torture. "you want it that bad, huh?" she'll smirk.

fem chuu absolutely touches you wherever and whenever she wants. sliding a hand down your pants or up your top and feeling you up is just one of the minor joys she indulges throughout the day. its a good thing she always has you by her side. the kisses yesysyeysy - in addition to touching, she'll put on a fresh coat of bright red lipstick before peppering your face and body in sweet kisses, LOVING how you look. not only is it adorable, but its just a reminder, albeit temporary, that you're hers.

and sitting on her lap after a long day GAAHHHH thats so sweet :( fem chuu absolutely has a sweet, caring side to her. letting her rock you back and forth, humming in your ear and holding you so close to her chest. she'll even wrap you in a blanket sometimes. at the end of the day, she absolutely ADORES you, and would do anything for you. LIVE LAUGH LOVE FEM CHUUYA

[i4sgwr]

ship ur moots!!

first of all, they’re all married to ME but i suppose i can give them a second option 🙄 /t

i’ve only listed the moots that came to mind immediately/whoever i interact with a lot. i’m sorry if i didn’t add you !! also i’m shipping them w chara’s from our mutual fandoms bc that’s easier on my brain 💀

@requiem626k — Kunikida of course, that’s easy. when i think of the two of you together i immediately imagine a scenario where you’re rambling to him about music & he’s sitting there so in awe, listening intently with a soft smile on his face as he thinks to himself “wow i’m so lucky.” anyway- otp — you guys are adorable <33

@taintedsorrcw — okay so.. idk if this seems outta left field but i wanna say Yuta 🫣 see no bc he’d be more reserved than you (imo) & i think you’d be able to bring out the more chaotic side in him, which is cute. also you’d fluster the hell out of him but it’s not like he’d complain 🙈

@discordkittenjoestar — Jotaro !!! just based off personal hcs, i think you’d be more likely to make him blush than the other way around, and that’s just bc he’s too smitten & gets embarrassed when someone he loves compliments him ❤️‍🩹

@snake-titan — and what if i said Jean 🤨 idk, i think you guys would be hot together, even though idk what you look like, bc those are vibes i’m getting. he’d be soooo smitten, too, c’mon. you make him laugh once & starts planning your wedding — love at first sight moment 🥰

@ofallthingswhythis — does it make sense for me to say Mista ??? i realize i could’ve picked someone else, but i just think the two of you together would be complete chaos in the best way. also you’d throw amazing house parties

@arlertwitch — Armin, obviously, who else ? i could’ve chose literally anyone except Armin just to spite you but i’m not mean 😭 the blonde boy is all yours, my dear, and he wouldn’t have it any other way <33

@stupidlittleangel — ATSUSHI !!! you deserve someone as kind hearted & considerate as him. and he loves you very much, he told me himself 😌

@xttxck — CONNIE! LISTEN! i’m just getting a vibe, firstly. but secondly, the energy between you two ?? it’s giving friends to lovers with a happy ending- i have no further explanation

@poe-daydreams — imagine if i didn’t say Sukuna despite him being your entire brand LMAO. no but fr, you’d be so soft for each other, it makes me wanna rip my hair out. you’d have him so love-struck please 😫❤️‍🩹

@bunnyyamor — i reallyyy wanna give you Sugawara and i have no idea why 😅 i just think you’d be really cute together !! and he’d be grateful to have you bc you’re such a delightful person

@soaringmirror — i was conflicted for a moment but i’ve decided on Chuuya 🤭 lotta lighthearted teasing & endearing touches between you two that one (me) might be jealous of. i can see you both being very cliché romance-y but i find that very very cute

@trueformsukuna — will you get mad at me if i don’t pair you with Sukuna :( ?? (/t). there’s no one else i’d give you babe, dw. (shh i know Poe got him too but that’s okay bc i also have him). you’re literally living together with a cat & everything — you’re adorable & you love each other so much that a stranger could tell just by looking at you which Sukuna would have something to say about that but that’s not important.

@kagejima — Ushiwaka 😎 Ushijima is whipped, that’s all i gotta say. you fluster him like no one else, which should come as a surprise knowing how deadpan he typically is. but !!! he adores you & you adore him & i would like an invite to the wedding :)

[kxisuke]

How would the bsd men feel if we smack their ass like:

Dazai would lose one more reason left to continue life

He would attempt to get you back

And fail

Miserably

You swore you could hear him behind you

PLEASE CONTINUE THIS ITS MIDNIGHT AND I LOOK SCKRUNKLY

OMG IM CRYING ANON THIS IS A WONDERFUL IDEA

✧ BSD MEN WHEN YOU SMACK THEIR ASS

✧ p. dazai osamu, chuuya nakahara, ranpo edogawa, kunikida doppo

✧ tw. none (just ass smacking as a joke), some language

— a/n. this was honestly the best thing i could have woken up to this morning. thank you for making me smile, anon!!

-> DAZAI OSAMU

like you mentioned, he would just crumple to the ground in humiliation and lose every fiber of his will to live

he immediately starts plotting his revenge

i mean, he HAS to get you back there's no other option in his mind

he tries... many times

and fails.

he never actually ends up catching you, but you occasionally find him trying to sneak up on you

-> CHUUYA NAKAHARA

the scream that came out of chuuya's mouth will never compare to anything else you've heard in your life

you literally need to run for your life, cause he will chase you around, yelling profanities at you

he catches you after at least 15 minutes of hide-and-seek, and tackles you to the ground

this man is ENRAGED

though he does have to admit, hearing you laugh like this is making him quite happy

BUT he still has to get you back

he helps you up, and makes it seem like he's over it, before landing the hardest slap he can manage onto your ass, and it makes you almost fall over

he chuckles to himself as he walks away, and you swear to get him back one day.

-> RANPO EDOGAWA

lets out the cutest yelp and you die inside just a little bit

fr cries actual tears

this causes you to feel bad, so you walk back over to him (you had attempted to run away, thinking that he’d chase after you)

you begin to console him, furiously apologizing and showering his face with kisses

you didn’t expect his tears to miraculously dry up and disappear, and for him to quite literally pull a wrestling move on you so you’re trapped under his body

“bet you weren’t expecting this, y/n~”

gets you right back, and you lay on the ground in defeat as he walks away, humming to himself (clearly proud of his victory)

-> KUNIKIDA DOPPO

the way he stiffened when you smacked him right on the ass-

you swear you can hear Dazai howling with laughter somewhere in the background

he turns around and looks at you with such a confused gaze, unsure if he wants to believe what you just did

thinks he’s actually dreaming, so he pinches himself

of course he’s not dreaming, so he turns around, looks at you again, before grabbing his notebook and chasing after you, fully prepared to beat your head in for what you just did

he never actually catches you though, and you can still sometimes hear him muttering to himself about how dumb you are

(you know he still loves you tho)