When someone you hate gets married, send their spouse this
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There once lived three mister
It was pleasant to love nature for them
One of their name was Everyone
In the neighbourhood there lived - Someone ond Noone
Someone Somewhy throwed a trash aside
Noone didn't rush to put it in a bag
Everyone saw the trash but he didn't lift it too
To the neighbourgs it is going to be a beautiful small gift
It seems like evetything is right but you must agree
It's a mess
It's a mess
In our courtyard it's a mess
It's a mess
Oh, it's a mess
Dear misters, you negligenced, or what?
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Juk aktorius jis o jam juk tai kas?
Pažiūri į savo, vadinkim, sparnus,
Bet mato tenai tik rankas.
Įsmeik jam į širdį betono šakas
Ir jos sužydės, ar atrodys gražiai.
Juk aktorius jis, o jam juk tai kas...
Sakais ar krauju tu jį nudažai.
Sidabro neduokit, skaičiuot jis nemoka,
Tik dvylika kartų sudaužkit delnais.
Tada nusilenks prieš gyvenimo broką
Ir eis nusilakt kartu su velniais...
Juk aktorius jis o jam juk tai kas?
Pažiūri į savo, vadinkim, sparnus,
Bet mato tenai tik rankas.
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Aistė Lasytė for Lithuania Eurovision 2015 WHO'S WITH ME
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New super chill video from Liūdni Slibinai! It's for one of my favorite songs by them too! And look how ludicrously fashionable Aistė is!
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"Jeigu Aš Bučiau Vyras" ("If I were a man"), a rather feminist song by Liūdni Slibinai . . . in particular Aistė Lasytė. <3
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Thought I should remind you that I love Liūdni Slibinai.
And look at Aistė in this picture. Don't you want everything she's wearing!? Including her hairstyle!?
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*loses control of vocal volume*
GuESS Who is appARentLY GoING to BE IN chiCAGO iN UNDer a MoNTH
I'm so afraid this is actually not going to happen because nothing is written on the venue's page or anything. Also, last time I got excited about a Lithuanian concert in Chicago, it died.*
BUT GUYS LIŪDNI SLIBINAI
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*(Vaidas Baumila you broke my fucking heart)
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http://karkle.com/gallery/Atlikejai/Liudni-Slibinai/1-3-97/
Someone translated the text from the Liūdni Slibinai website, and it's all the more beautiful now that I understand every bit of it. Like, no one in the world could possibly have described them better than this.
"This, by no means holy trinity has a sacred purpose - with their sad songs and bare hearts to urge each Lithuanian to renounce frivolity and joie de vivre. Texts for these hooligans-actors-musicians-dancers-comedians-singers are written by poets . . ."
Hooligans-actors-musicians-dancers-comedians-singers is exactly what they are. Hooligans first.
Also, Dominykas is "evidence that tiny body can accommodate a vast soul," Aiste "doesn't care about anyone or anything" (read: no fucks given), and Vaidas "is unrewarded with any sense of humour, therefore always funny."
Basically the description of the band is just 100% accurate, also funny. I mean, I don't know what I expected, but I was so happy to find this.
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Gipsassssss
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Ralio karvytis
In english and lithuanian
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HOLY CRAP SO MUCH AWESOME HOW TO DESCRIBE IT
1. Google Translate x Wikipedia tells me this song is indeed a parody of folk songs (I knew it wasn't serious but that's a good tip) and here it's turned to 11
2. Then halfway through they switch into English and make fun of America and Lady Gaga?! (And artists who translate their songs into English maybe!?)
3. Oh and that intro is a perfect example of code switching code switching code switching
4. The guys' hair
5. Dominykas (short guy) can work it
6. AND IN CASE YOU DIDN'T NOTICE, THAT'S "COWS & COWS & COWS" IN THE BACKGROUND
asdf asdf asdf I can't even
I'm dead Aš mirusi I can't take this
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