#littlequartermaster

[consultingdick]

                                        (PREFERABLY ALIVE)

                                Reward: Sherrinford Family

Our dysfunctional family has a Eurus-shaped hole that needs filling!

Do you want to brainstorm extremely specific headcanons? Do you want family to fight for (or against)? Do you want to help us bully Mycroft? Then look no further!

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                  Contact: Mummy // Mycroft /// Sherlock // Sherrinford // Enola // Quentin

[imjustanauthor]

@littlequartermaster

“Oi, you Violet’s kid? She had this address written down in her address book. No name, though. Are you, uh... Sherlock? No, you can’t be him. I’ve seen him in the newspaper. You’re young so, uh, Enola? Is that a boy name?”

[brolliebrother-blog]

@littlequartermaster - cont.

       “The entirety 

                      of a sovereign nation relies on this technology                       and the mass data gather from this particular                       satellite. Knocking it out of orbit in order to                       test new equiptment will start a war.”

[crackshotcunt-saved]

little-quartermaster liked your post “//Like for starter”

‘You’re the new quartermaster? Has old Q finally crossed the wrong wires?’

[governmentofficial]

Ⓐ

Send me Ⓐ and my muse will rate yours:

Attractiveness:

repulsive || hideous || ugly || not attractive || unappealing || not unattractive || meh || no preference || ok || mildly attractive || nice looking || cute || adorable || attractive || pleasant on the eyes || good looking || hot || sexy || beautiful || gorgeous || hot damn || would tap that || perfect || godlike || holy fuck there are no words

Personality:

grating || irritating || frustrating || boring || confusing at best || awkward || unreasonable || psychotic || disturbing || interesting || engaging || affectionate || aggressive || ambitious || anxious || artistic || bad tempered || bossy || charismatic || appealing || unappealing || creative || courageous || dependable || unreliable || unpredictable || predictable || devious || dim || extroverted || introverted ||  egotistical || gregarious || fabulous || impulsive || intelligent || sympathetic || talkative || up beat || peaceful || calming || badass || flexible

How likely they would have sex with them:

not if they were the last person on earth and the world was ending || fuck no! || never || no way || not likely || not sure || indifferent || I’m asexual || maybe || probably || it depends || fairly likely || likely || yeah sure || yes || would tap that || hell yes || fuck yes! || wishing that could happen right now || as many times as possible || we are already having sex

Level of Friendship:

never in a million years || worst of enemies || enemies || rivals || indifferent || neutral || acquaintance || friendly toward each other || casual friends || friends || good friends || best friends || fuck buddies || bosom buddies || practically the same person || would die for them || true friends || my only friend ||

First impression of them:

I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them

Current impression of them:

I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them

How good of a kisser:

worst kisser ever || terrible || bad || awkward || just okay || alright || pretty good || good || makes me moan || excellent || exciting || oh god they’re good || I dream about it || fucking amazing || absolute perfection || we haven’t kissed

[skyfallagent-archive-blog]

In The Hospital | dying!verse

@little-quartermaster

“Oh, it’s you. The nurses hate when you visit. My heart monitor always acts up when you’re around and they get their hopes up thinking I’m finally gonna bite it.” 

[fxtherholmes]

~ @little-quartermaster ~

       “What on earth are you wearing? Did your mother dress you? Christ, only she could pick out something that garish.”

[emilyofmi6-blog]

@little-quartermaster

“New equipment? For me? And here I thought you only cared about 007.”

[cleardistinctions-blog]

@little-quartermaster

     “ Quentin. When was the last time you spoke to mother? ”

[blackunderthemoon-blog]

governmentofficial notyouraveragesecretary quirisjay little-quartermaster

“Any allergies I should know about? Food preferences?”

[imjustanauthor]

@little-quartermaster

“So you’re Violet’s kid, yeah?  Because I need your help picking out a gift for your mum.”

[roleplayingmollyhooper-blog]

Accent!

If I get 10 ‘Accents’ I’ll record myself saying…

[3/10]It’s starting. Oh god.

[motherholmes]

"Don't look at me like that."

"Like what? I’m not looking at you like anything. However it’s a bit hard not to notice the fact that you’ve been staring at 007’s behind."

[governmentofficial]

@little-quartermaster

“Your nose is a funny shape. Has anybody ever told you that?”

[skyfallagent-archive-blog]

✉

Send ✉ for a drunk text from Bond

[text] i think i should probably not have taken that last vodka 

[text] saw a girl with brown curls like yours.. thought about fuckin her. felt sick. now im pukin. i dont vomit im a bond 

[clevergirlkenzie-blog]

+little-quartermaster

"Boss!" Kenzie whipped around in her chair when she heard the footsteps, clicking out of the message she'd been reading. "Something you needed, sir?"