#littleadult

[austintacious-language]

The Biopic

Working Title: I Can Explain (but it's funnier if I don't)

Directed by Richard Ayoade (hopefully. I feel like he could convey the weird)

Dream Cast

Austin: Florence Pugh ('you have the same crying face') or alternatively Thomas 'Tomska' Ridgewell (despite being a cis man in his 30s because 'once you’re enough of a british nerd it becomes its own gender') depending on scheduling

Austin (Voice-over): Miranda Hart (I copy pasted my personality from her)

Austin's mum: Melissa Mccarthy/Kate Winslet (depends who's available, we love them both)

Austin's dad: Peter Capaldi (Same eyebrows but seems less of a dick. Would keep his Scottish accent but have a staring contest with the camera every time it's mentioned that he's Northern Irish.)

Austin's brother: Colin Morgan/Ben Barnes/Keanu Reeves/Henry Cavill/Collin O'Donoghue/Tom from SFTH/Yves Morris (literally any tall white man with dark hair. Preferably a different one in every scene.)

Austin's Sister-In-Law: Tilda Swinton (weird looking witchy woman)

Austin's other sibling: Kristen Stewart (gay and hates Twilight)

Austin's Grandma: Meryl Streep (she's just pretty cool. And we love Mama Mia)

Brian: Bill Nye

Austin's Grandad:

Elisabeth: Imelda Staunton

@lemonboiiievanthekelmpie : Brennan Lee Mulligan (from age 14)

@lemonboiiievanthekelmpie 's brother: The Lovely Carl (generic theatre pretty man)

@littleadult-sizedfox : James Acaster (from age 12)

Austin's friend (2017-2023): A cartoon crow (at the appropriate moment, they transform back into a human and like with Beauty and the Beast, everyone's a bit disappointed)

Austin's crush at ages 16 and 19: Cameron Chapman (I have a type, and it's twinks who need more sleep)

Ty Tennant (my inevitable husband): David Tennant (in a badly bleached wig)

Soph the Director: Elliot Page (they look so identical I keep confusing their posts for each other it's a problem)

George the Theatre Slut (broadly affectionate): Yves M because it's funny

Also featuring Waterparks but they're playing each other

Alternatively, Waterparks are played by The Apocalypse Players and The Apocalypse Players are played by Waterparks with @littleadult-sizedfox as Dominic Allen

[kill-the-rockstar]

@littleadult-sizedfox glad it's not just us.

remembering that time i got drunk and told a guy he looked like a wrought iron gate

[kill-the-rockstar]

Oh wait no one follows me here!

Well. At least one of us isn't single. @littleadult-sizedfox

[bitsofmitz]

🎉🎈Happy 12th birthday to this kid!!!🎉🎈Can’t believe it how fast time is flying by! Hopefully next year will be much better and we can continue our adventures together! At least we got to go to Disney on ice and the friends experience last year! For now let’s reminisce on our past adventures.🥰💕 Love you Bella!❤️ . . . #hbd #happy12thbirthday #family #ilovemyfamily #familia #covidbirthday #12goingon20 #littleadult (at Chicago, Illinois) https://www.instagram.com/p/CNYTrcjBcF_/?igshid=1nfupbi2b0hpt

[gamreedwayne]

While #daddycooks #paneermethi #cottagecheese #fenugreekleaves and #mummyteaching #onlineschooling our #lilmissgamree finds time to read.... Well she still can't read #almost4 but she'll tell you what the pictures say. Please read with your kids. Especially before the age of 5. Kids cognitive development is quicker when they have a strong vocabulary. Which also includes you talking to them like a #littleadult . Thank god @tulipgamree is here to help us out, because I was not much of a reader before. But when you're in the education field, you realise the best practices for your toddler. https://www.instagram.com/p/CDQVfthABFu/?igshid=1tojt90sip7zm

[kill-the-rockstar]

@littleadult-sizedfox Sexy Sexy cat knees

the worst thing ever is when you become completely obsessed with some phrase your friends invented in some jackbox game or other such thing to the point that it becomes ingrained into your brain forever because nobody will ever know what i’m talking about when i say “I DO fuck like a cab driver for a blunt”. like that’s just my cross to bear forever.

[toobadtoolittle-blog]

Том болцгооёдо

Дөнгөж л 20 гарч яваа, хүүхэд наснаасаа салаагүй маниусын хувьд том болно гэдэг нь амаргүй даваа аж. Тамхи баагиулан том хүн шиг аашлах, толгой дарааллан загнаж том хүн шиг жүжиглэх. Эдгээр чинь биднийг том хүн шиг харагдуулж байгаа гэхээс зовлон саад тулгарахад сэтгэлийн тэнхээ маань бэлэн болоогүй байна. Том хүн болоход ийм ийм юмыг үзэж туулсан, тийм тийм зүйлсийг мэдсэн даван туулдаг байх ёстой гээд сургалт семинар байдаг бол тэрэнд н суугаад том хүн болсоныхоо сертификатыг авчихымсан. Дан ганц шийдвэр гаргах биш амьдралын томоохон сорилтууд дунд толглй гудайлгүйгээр л цааш үргэлжлүүлчих хүчтэй болмоор санагдахын. Авгай авлаа ч ард нь бяцхан хүн яахаа мэдкү тэвдчин байдаг гэж үнэхээр л үнэн үг юм. Нүднийх нь гал цог нь буугаад, юугч хайхралгүй сэтгэл зүрхгүй мэт аашлахад том хүн болжээ гэж үзэх хэрэгтэйм шиг. Яахаа мэдэхээ больсон хүнийг яахыг н хэлээд өгөх тийм тэнхээ чадвар бүрэн суутал өдий төдий санагдах юм. Энэ жил 2 ч том гуниг миний амьдрал тохиолдсоныг одоо ч даван туулж, сэтгэл санаагаа цэгцэлж чадаагүй л явна. Үхэл л биднийг хатуужуулдаг ч юм шиг. Зүгээр л хажууд инээж байсан хүн нэг л өдөр байхгүй болохтой би эвлнрч чадахгүй байх шиг санагдахын.

Том хүн болгоод өгөөч. Гуйя. Би зөвхөн гуйж л чадна

[sgdunster]

Fern, venting to me. #littleadult #babyofthefamily #tellmeaboutit #vent #bedtime #grumpy #familytimeisthebesttime #cutekids https://www.instagram.com/p/Bo79NXuHAqd/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=avrt4q4lltb0

[ninacm]

But, how did you become a 5 year old adult already?! #WayTooFast #timeflies #lovebug #AraAra #curiosity #littlelady #littleadult #love #godchild #goddaughter #family #familytime #familia #celebrate #thankful #latergramfordays #latergramfordays #latergramforweeks

[sophienatashabrown]

We made a fort 😙🏡 #bigkids #littleadults #fort #builtafort #playing #home #cushions #bedding #fun #saturday

[austintacious-language]

That's because they're little piss boys

Are you not a little piss boy?

I'm not a little piss boy

I’m a big piss boy

- on actors, with @littleadult-sizedfox

[adgonz30-blog]

Grown means nothing to a Father. A child is a child. They get bigger, older....But Grown in a Father 's heart each will always be my babies! I love you Maya and Damion and always will, no matter what happens I'm also here for you. Don't ever forget that.. #shewantsrevenge #concert in #bigbear #california #losangeles #lanightlife #mykidosandi #funnightout with my #children #littleadults #thisworldisyourplayground #nolimits #whateveryousetyourmindtoyoucan accomplish #daddyduties #papa #dongonzalez #dad #daughter #son #justthethreeofus (at Big Bear Lake, California)

[kill-the-rockstar]

@littleadult-sizedfox what about this being one of my top posts doesn't suggest I want to Kiss Aaron Johnson on the lips?

Goncharov remake with Aaron Taylor Johnson and Pedro Pascal because whenever I see the poster without my glasses on I think it's them

[bitsofmitz]

2 month ago...celebrating my favorite kid’s 14th bday!😍😆❤️💙 #hbd #happy14thbday #babybrother #level257 #pacman #14goingon20 #littleadult #celebrate #lovehim #familytime #ilovemyfamily #august2017 (at Level 257)

[hatchingdragonsnursery-blog]

Our children asked if they could help us tidy up and we thought why not? Might help mummy and daddy out a little. So if your baby comes home and asks if you want a hand with the dishes, you know where she's been! #tidyingup #houseproud #littleadult #responsible #selfcare (at Hatching Dragons)