#little slime friend

[slime-showdown]

Some doodles

[lilalienz4ever]

[freckle-craft]

You ever get a craving for a certain art medium and have to scramble for something to do with it? Yeah same. ANYWAY this took a week and it kicked my ass and when my dad walked in he said “Is that perspective collage? Do you hate yourself???” And tbh yeah I was a little insane for that but it was funnnnn and I think I nailed the vibe I was going for!

(Also I spent so long picking out the products on the shelves and I put a lot of thought into it yet you can’t see 80% of them but at least I know)

[firep0wder]

The Starry Night, Vincent Van Gogh//Hermitcraft 9: a minute to reflect, Joe Hills//Hermitcraft Season 8 Finale Animation - How Far We've Come, Chrisrin//The Starry Night, Wikipedia page//Hermitcraft VIII 1035 Final Impact, Xisumavoid////Hermitcraft S8: I Joined Hermitcraft! | Episode 1, PearlescentMoon//HermitCraft 8 ep 20 - End Times With Scar!, Joe Hills

[mysillygusta]

Completed ABCFanart +merch! Multiple versions cause the one with King Dice got taken down lol

Check it out on Redbubble if you wanna support me :3

[epickiya722]

It is 2024 now. If you are still calling Izuku a "stalker", I do not trust you.

[catfacedcat]

can sugar n woopa be the same species of walking deserts

their species are so similar fuck it they now are the same species

they r so cute…. Best friends 4 eva

[sleepy-merchants]

not sure if anyone cares but i made a new oc <3

their name is Vantablack, nicknamed Fanta or Licorice and they go by any pronouns

they r gender fluid

[codecicle]

hi ash my friend ash im going to have a pudding cup do you want one. it's butterscotch ! also apple sauce is a choice or scoody snacks but they r on top of the fridge

HELLO MY SLIME!!! damien my friend damien i don't eat pudding but i will eat all the apple sauce and scooby snacks you'll give me. rpf dog likes the dog treats for humans fork found in kitchen

[boybellyconnoisseur]

Part three to the slime saga:

As time went on and you hit dead end after dead end in terms of ways to get the slimes out, you given up hope.

Now looking 7-8 months pregnant with these slime creatures you felt as if you’d ran out of time. You could feel smaller movements shifting around inside you now, showing the slimes had reproduced and made your womb their new home.

You had tried everything from spicy food to exercise and nothing happened. Until one day when it all didn’t seem so bad…

You were heading back home after going out to the hospital for an MRI, the nurse again said it looks like the slimes will be there until they decide too. You were annoyed, frustrated and above all else…alone.

You sat on the back carriage of the train as you sigh and cover your face; having worn whatever clothes you could get your hands on that would fit. Your belly had started to poke out.

As the time passed no one really got on, and if they did they didn’t sit near you as the train was mostly empty. That was until the next stop where this guy around your age got on and as he passed you, he noticed something. At first your froze thinking it was the belly and he was to make a comment about it…but no. You had dropped some of the papers the doctor had given you and were on the floor.

“Here let me get them.” He would say bending down to grab the papers and as he was giving them to you, the train started to move which pushed him into the seat next to you.

You engaged in small talk and soo he asked inevitably about your belly, you smile and decide to tell him that you’re pregnant with twins in the 7th month.

Sounded plausible, and looked it too. He smiled and after talking some more he asked if he could touch it.

You smile and lift up your shirt and let him, the slime move around under your stretched yet stretch mark free skin and he couldn’t help but beam happily, your eyes met a few moments later and soon a hunger began to build, it had been so long since someone was nice to you, now you needed more.

Inexplicably you decided to ask him if he wouldn’t mind helping you get into your house as it was a bit of a long walk and was getting dark. He agreed immediately and soon you two were off walking (or in your case waddling) home. You get there without issue and as you were about to say goodbye you offer him a coffee, he accepts and you both enter the house.

Soon enough it seems you both couldn’t resist your urges and both of you were soon in your bedroom, having the most passionate sex of your life. Hours pass and when you wake up in the morning he brought you breakfast in bed with a coffee, and you snuggle together getting some much needed belly rubs.

You knew you needed to tell him that you weren’t having a normal pregnancy, after you’d finished the coffee you turn to him and as you try and say it, full of worry of how he would react, he pressed his finger to your lips.

“I know…don’t worry. I don’t mind…”

He said with a smirk, you were shocked and taken aback.

He handed you the papers you had dropped.

“I skimmed them when I helped you unpack when we got in, and it’s kinda amazing…and weird…but I don’t want to leave you just cause you’re carrying some kind of slime creature…however long it takes…”

You burst into tears and hugged him tight, the ‘babies’ kick like crazy against his hand and you both giggle.

“Wow they are rowdy!”

You respond mentioning it was probably the coffee that’s got them riled up. He laughs and kisses you, before whispering into your ear.

“When these slimes do leave, I’m glad to know you’ll look delicious carrying my young too…”

😫😫 ALL of this is so perfect I can’t even think of anything to add, this is just the ultimate ideal meet-cute ending 🥺

[the-one-that-weeps]

hoc an idea has dawned upon me. yk those wind up toys with the little handle on the back. wind up toy kaito?

OHHH! Wind up toy Kaito. *Nod of approval*

[shoecrabs]

i honestly don't think anyone will care but I keep brainrotting over the idea of a pjo/rainworld au

I've turned the Seven into funky slimy cats dealing w concepts far beyond their comprehensions lmao

[porcelainvino]

were you guys just going to gatekeep this from me.

[catladychronicles]

🐌

[that-ineffable-devil]

During my TTRPG game tonight:

Me: What uh... What's going on at that arena over there?

GM: You hear the sounds of cheering, yelling, and flesh hitting flesh. There's a faint scent of blood under the overpowering smell of grog wafting from the entrance.

Me: Poe is hovering nearby, hesitating. Is it really loud?

GM: Oh yeah, crowds are cheering and people are roaring over the sounds of battle.

Me: Hnnng. Poe really wants to go in, but it's really loud and they don't like loud.

GM: But Poe also has a thing about pain, don't they want to see what's going on?

Me: Yes but... The sounds... *completely torn*

Other Player: Hold on, has Poe been flinching away from and avoiding loud noises this whole time?

Me: Yes, loud noises and bright lights. They also react badly to being touched out of battle, especially on their arms (which are mutilated).

Player: Got it. Havok wants to make Poe a set of like... Noise canceling earmuffs? Can I do that?

GM: Uh... Sure, roll for it?

Player: *rolls a nat 20*

Me: Holy shit, dad-mode activated!

GM: Well damn, yeah. So not only do these earmuffs muffle loud sounds and lower high pitched sounds, they clarify lower pitched sounds and generally equalize everything to make everything the perfect level. They may also provide protection against sonic attacks.

Player: Right, so Havok goes up to Poe and says "I noticed you been struggling with noises there, bud, so I made you these...want to try them on?"

Me: Poe takes the muffs in their talons, stares at them, stares at Havok, stares back at them, and puts them on. As the muffs take effect you see Poe immediately relax, sighing a little. They stare at Havok a moment longer before wrapping them in a bony, feathery hug.

Player: 😭😭😭 WORTH IT.

[mangocheesecakes]

"me talk them already" nobody but Laura talks like this because it's their pathetic impersonation of how someone who's "bad at english" would sound like