#little bastard man kills 374 ! his official statement about his crimes is: “:3”

[gurlbur]

You didn't get to see my list of how I made PV better in my au(ask clear) so here's the list again (somehow had it saved)

Goatee

Strong enough to pick up DCa and Custard and do squats with them (never skip leg day) (or arm day)

Fucking insane and would have killed Elder Custard if DCa and Holly didn't hold him back

Main weapon of choice is an axe that he named Orchid and that he commonly weilds when his curse makes him blind

If you insult his friends or family, be ready for death glares

Legally, his kill count is 3

Illegally, it's about 374 if he remembers correctly

Got cursed by the gods(they were bored) and occasionally(every couple decades or so) his forehead and chest stars will bleed, his staff won't let him touch it and lash at him with vines, then, when the stars on him fully open, he turns into the AoD and has to be either beat the fuck up, or Vampire has to suck out his hp(or energy in this au) to be turned back

Is Cocoa, DCh, Carrow, Crunchy, Custard, and a snow lion(upper mountain sphinx)'s papa :3

Would say something like "What is this, the dark ages? Since you asked, no you can’t. Beat me in a duel first." If Mint Choco had asked him for Cocoa's hand (Mint foolishly thought PV was the chill dad)

Like, two-three inches shorter than DCa but still bullies the hell outta him sometimes

PV with a goatee plagues my brain i need to see this ,, question tho, who did he kill, why, how, and why so many. and why don't they legally count, Idk him being a father to so many cookies is cute tho i like that :3