#literally the first thing i did was swap underwear with her: highly recommended

[jellyfishjulie]

Ok so I played about 40 mins of baldurs gate.... hated it. Tried again because that's not enough to really know, right, put in like idk five or six more hours, no idea what tf was going on at ALL. No one will tell me what a drow is. What is a drow. I saved a child and it made the mean alien lady mad at me, so I started stealing stuff in an attempt to impress her. (this was easy for a while because of course I am a barbarian dragon and my intimidation rolls are goated as fuck) I take a statue and accidentally cause an insta-massacre, bodies fucking everywhere, carnage, death, no one makes it out alive. No idea why this happened. My boyfriend comes home and tells me about this cool mechanic I was not privy to called "going to camp" and "taking a long rest." This improves the experience somewhat. I have sex with the mean alien lady. The vampire twink is standing in the background staring at us while she tells me that in our time traveling together she once hated me but has now come to "crave my scent." She says this with virtually no prompting. I have known her for one in-game day. I say a bunch of mean nasty stuff to Gale and convince him to leave the clique because he has a death stink on him that kills everyone in the party and forces me to reload the game twice. No one on Reddit seems to know if this is an intentional mechanic or a bug. I have stress dreams about the game all night bad enough to rival those "back in school and you didn't do the homework" dreams. I come on here and my fyp is full of loving drawings of the racist cringefail goth lady that I abandoned on the road first chance I got because I hate her so so much. Everyone seems to want her to have sex with MY green alien girlfriend!!!!???? I'm never playing this shit again idk how u all do it.