#literally so boring ugggh like lets just sanitize the antihero | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

bumblydumbly · 5 months ago

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All the Venom fics where they give Eddie a supplement so they dont have to eat people anymore and eddie is happy about it bc he doesnt like eating people—i love you but you clearly have never ached to rend flesh from bone with your teeth. what are you vegan

#like cmon!!!! let them eat!!!!!#literally so boring ugggh like lets just sanitize the antihero #why dont you give deadpool pool noodles instead of katanas #even if they could supplement phenethylanine the hunt is probably like. instrinsicly something they have to do #like enrichment and food!#plus eddie def doesnt give a shit by the end of the first movie #do not use the second one as reference cmon pay attention #venom #bumblysdumbly #eddie brock

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