#literally she said that and I was just like ✨✨✨ y e s
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Went to the dentist recently. She said I have very nice teeth and they are very clean :)
I’m gonna get such a good grade in teeth which is both normal to want a possible to achieve
#literally she said that and I was just like ✨✨✨ y e s#gonna get a good grade in teeth today#A+ for sure#just to be clear#my dentist is like my moms age#so it’s not like I’ve got the hots for her#just a compliment from adult#slaying
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it’s ✨okay✨, right~?
#s o rry rant incoming im just. re a l l y crabby after working for 8.5 consecutive hours with no proper break okie~? </3#ayEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THE ADMINS AT MY WORKPLACE CAN GO K I C K R O C K S#their time management is somehow worse than mine and i suck balls at it?????? SJCFJFFHDHHD I THOUGHT Y’ALL WERE BETTER AT YOUR JOBS MANSSSSS#the!!!!! admins!!!!!! sent in over a hundred samples without any info sheets and stuff so the morning shift literally couldn’t get started!!#doing the morning shift’s part of the job was. annoying. to say the least. especially when said work could’ve actually been done (ʘ‿ʘ)#dammit workplace admins you had one job </3#and n o it’s not to send in the sample info sheet things at the same time as the pm shift’s reporting time </3#and as if that weren’t enough.. the!!!! admin!!!! refused to go home in the evening?????? and sent in like 80 samples at like 8.30pm??????#and that’s not counting the samples that were yeeted in at 5pm </3 truly sadge#and o f c o u r s e we haaaaaaaad to be short-staffed today lmfao. the two workstations life compels me to lay down on the floor and c r y .#but bc i’m just ✨too great✨ at my job you see (lies) i finished my stuff way too early and had to do other extra tests too s o b s#and that included a test that i don’t fully know how to do (sadge)#well. at least that test involved the use of a microscope. thank you past me for attaining magic skills with microscope zooming and stuff#seriously. thank you past me. i can almost forgive you for choosing to enter the f r e a k i n g ✨s c i e n c e✨ industry of all things#but hmmmmmmm im amazed that i actually managed to finish everything across those two stations. am i too good at my job or ✨w h a t✨ (lies)#but man. m a n. none of this even gets into my secret beef with the data entry admin.#she can’t spell for her life. it s e r i o u s l y grinds my gears whenever i see her spell the word ‘content’ as ‘contant’.#but no. her spelling got on a w h o l e new level of questionable when she spelled the word ‘crackle’ as… ‘cracker’. like??? how????????#and she told me to ask the senior analysts if it was possible to retrieve the results for a test that we’d write the results for ✨by hand✨#from some kind of system????? like i was just so!!!!! baffled!!!! that she couldn’t understand that there was no system to check????#though. hm. i guess saying that i have ✨secret✨ beef with that admin would be an understatement. i think none of the others like her either#but! i do have secret beef with the janitor bc he alwayyys magically appears behind me whenever i’m doing something important/holding acids#well! at least we don’t cross paths when i’m working the pm shift. the janitor dude was spared from my presence for the week lmao#hfhfhfhhfhfhfhffffffff well. m. i’m sorry if you read all that. i’ll be more normal tomorrow i swear!!!! (blatant lies)#i feel like tling something ✨t o x i c✨ to match how im feeling thoughhh… hm. maybe the p a r a s ite chapter from the d*27m annequin anth…?#been thinking about that song lately ngl.. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.#oh wellssssss at least i can try to enjoy what’s left of my long weekend lmaooo goodnighttttt#inedible blubbering
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✨THAT GIRL ♦︎ Timeless Pick A Card
‘I know everything has its time and you cannot compete with destiny, is what I say. What I thought I wanted when I was younger, it wasn’t my time to have. I wanted to work with Calvin Klein—I did the fashion shows but I never did the ads. So it took me 34 years to do an ad. And, I said, “Okay. It’s okay. That’s my time.”’ – Naomi Campbell
Hey, Gorgeous~♥︎
Why do I get the feeling your fabulous era is coming fast? There’s this thing with Divine Timing, you know. As you work daily on yourself to become a vibrational match to your D E S T I N Y✨ the time will come when the world is ready to witness your S P A R K L E S✨
Your Light is needed by this world, in whatever capacity you feel a resonance with and in whatever fashion you find most exciting! We each have our divine time to be seen and heard. We can’t rush the caterpillar to grow into a butterfly, right? Often, there’s a painstaking process there. So what to do in the meantime? Become THAT GIRL you’ve always known yourself to be🌷
Who are you at the core of your being, Girl? Basically, if you nurture aspects of yourself that feel natural to you, you’ll discover that the key to your Destiny has always been in your hand. You just need to explore your potentials, experiment with yourself, test your limits and expand your horizon until you find the DOOR that’s the right fit for your key🚪🗝️
Live for yourself. Do whatever you wanna do and find yourself in the midst of novelty and temptation. So that you find your UNIQUE strength from within.
All in Divine Timing. Your fabulous era is coming~🦋
SONG: ♥︎Lonely in Gorgeous♥︎ by Tommy february6
SERIES: Paradise Kiss (2005)
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Pile 1 – That Happy-Go-Lucky Girl
VIBE: Hot Summer by f(x)
the most UNIQUE thing about you, babe – 8 of Pentacles Rx
ADMIT IT. You loathe the idea of ‘hard work’. Gosh, the world is full of wonders and humanity has found a way to invent boredom and be depressed! You are definitely a Faery Soul. You have a unique, more sensitive point of view which causes the whole notion of ‘hard work’ to get over your head. Why work and not just play? Why is it so impossible for people to embrace lightheartedness and just, BE, happy? You just want to dip yourself in pastel glitter all day long.
For one, you’re definitely a rebel—whatever your style may be. You have so little regard for rules if you’re being honest. If anything, you make your own rules after careful testing and experimentation. That’s what you do with fashion as well. Fashion is fickle, but style is forever. And to you, there can be more than one style that you can call your own. You don’t like to limit yourself when it comes to things you can do, try or wear.
You can be like a chameleon and you love that fluidity/flexibility of yours. But on top of that, you’re also transformative. You’re a highly creative soul who has a penchant for reinventing your personal brand over and over again. You’re the brazen type that can rock ANY style and people still say, ‘That’s totally THAT GIRL’S style no matter what she does/wears!’ You possess a really strong, magnetic, energy signature.
path of least resistance – 8 of Wands Rx
Your aenergy is reminding me of famous rebels of Harajuku. Harajuku is a tiny, tiny, tiny patch of the entire fabric of Japanese society, but the creative souls who dwell there exude such POWERFUL aura. Exactly because they have a rebellious energetic signature that they express rather unapologetically😊
These are the rebels who know they’re meant to carve out a lifestyle of their own in the midst of Japan’s disgusting policy of conformity. The 8 of Wands in reverse here is literally representing the notion of a koi fish that swims upstream to become a dragon… or something like that. This is a Kafkaesque energy! You go the other way, baby—don’t follow the crowd because even they don’t know where they’ll end up!
The more you try to conform and follow what everyone else is doing, the more miserable and unlucky you become! Because doing so is against the policy of your Faery Soul’s authenticity. Whatever line of occupation you are interested in—genuinely interested in—I just know you’re meant to do your ‘job’ playfully, creatively, lightheartedly, passionately, and BEAUTIFULLY. Whatever you do, it’s pointless if you’re not surrounded by BEAUTY.
accept yourself glamorously!♥︎ – King of Swords Rx
Ay ay, don’t use too much logic, babe. You’re magic🧚🏻♀️Your intuition is more reliable than your intellect, trust yourself on this one. You possess this peculiar type of intelligence that is fuelled by passion from your heart. That said, your gut instinct is also that much stronger than your capacity for cognitive calculation. Hope that makes sense. You are essentially an otherworldly being. Though you may often feel like you’re a chaotic pile of confusion because of that.
Actually, you have spidey senses that help you notice a lot of things all at once and you don’t always know how to explain that. You just, absorb so much information from visual cues, auditory cues, and other invisible cues you pick up from the collective or aether. There’s always so much going on inside you because of this. But you’re just processing all of that information, so don’t worry, you’re not as chaotic as you think😆This is a SUPERPOWER!
You just need time to learn to accept this superpower and use it to your advantage. Didn’t Peter Parker also go through some hardships in the beginning? Before he knew how to use his new mutant powers? Yeah, something like that. Go do your weird shit and be a maverick. That’s how you become a vibrational match to your SPARKLY DESTINY🌟
ROMANTICISING YOUR FAIRY TALE🔻💗
the Hand of Destiny – Priestess of Enchantment
tick tock tick tock VOILA~♥︎ – Priestess of Divination
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Pile 2 – That NU IT Girl
VIBE: LA chA TA by f(x)
the most UNIQUE thing about you, babe – 10 of Wands Rx
With you, there’s a strong energy of a debutante girl who kinda just popped out of nowhere, springing forth from obscurity. The reality though, is that you worked really hard to grow into this new IT GIRL in town. Your hustle tends to be unseen by others. I’m guessing you have significant placements in the 8th House and 12th House; or those energies ruled by Scorpio/Pluto and Pisces/Neptune.
I think you genuinely like it that way though. Keep ‘em guessing, is your motto. It’s entertaining to you when people can’t figure out how you’re, YOU. Let the mystery of your growth keep ‘em speculating. You love it when people can’t stop talking about you. You don’t even mind the gossip. As long as all attention is on you~ You’ve got the whole world wrapped around your fingers~
You gravitate towards luxury and you love trends. It’s like, following trends is the only way you feel like you still belong to the Human Race. Unless you do so, you feel left out because you’re a real hustler HAHAH You tend to isolate yourself to study and work on building your empire. Though you may seem shallow to those who just know you on a surface level, I think pretending to be normal like this exhausts the living shit out of you.
path of least resistance – IX The Hermit Rx
You’re probably more spiritually attuned than you let out. Especially if you have significant 8th House/Scorpio or 12th House/Pisces qualities to you. Because of this, you tend to be a hermit, enjoying doing your own thing at your pace. Your inner world is more interesting than the outer world full of shallow and stupid people. You can’t stand that their ambitions are so tiny LMAO
However, it does seem like you can sometimes get obsessive with your studies or work. This is giving me that vibe of someone who’s become so comfortable in the darkness they get blinded once the curtains are lifted. You remind me of Sherlock Holmes played by Robert Downey Jr. A smart, calculating, strategizing weirdo who isn’t that great at social settings🤣
Of all the Piles, you seem the least in need of this kind of reading—because you already have a strong sense of self. You seem to me like you have your identity established already. You’re clear about your likes and interests and these aren’t going to change easily. I think this is partly why you can be into trends—all for you to feel like you’re less boring. Hahah I don’t think you’re boring; you’re timeless, babe✨
accept yourself glamorously!♥︎ – 7 of Wands
With your heightened sense of class and timelessness, you could be prone to envy and jealousy, right? You’re essentially someone who’s incredibly blessed, on top of that, you’re hard working. It’s only natural so much good fortune is bestowed upon you. You’re a go-getter. You aren’t afraid to claim your prizes. And I think you should honour and protect this with your life.
Having said that, I still get this feeling that your Higher Self wants you to share your burdens with someone trustworthy. If you could surround yourself with a tiny inner circle of Soul Friends, that’d be more than enough. It’s good to have a few friends you can count on. But if your trust has been broken and your faith wounded, this could take some time to heal, so that’s also understandable.
The most important thing is that you never settle for less in your friendships and even business relationships. You don’t have to ask for much; you just need to ask for what’s true. I have a feeling when you’re older you will be blessed with amazing rendezvous with a bunch of your Soul Family. Until then, enjoy shining on your own terms. You’re IT~
ROMANTICISING YOUR FAIRY TALE🔻🧡
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tick tock tick tock VOILA~♥︎ – Priestess of Faith
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Pile 3 – That Transcendent Alien Girl
VIBE: NU ABO by f(x)
the most UNIQUE thing about you, babe – 5 of Pentacles Rx
As per usual, Pile 3 often carries an alien vibe—in this case, almost robotic. You’re futuristic and avantgarde in the way you think, do or say things. With two Major Arcana, I can’t help but mention that you’re likely a Starseed or a Lightworker. Being one usually means you’ve had to face many oppositions in Life to get you all prepped up for your Destiny! What are you gonna do about it? Refuse your tasks and let the whole rotten world kill your Light? Hell nah.
What’s incredibly interesting about you is your morality. You have a super strong sense for justice and you carry yourself with high standards of morality. It’s just…because you’re an alien, what is moral to you might not always agree with the convention. You’re the type of person who notices how justice in this world is totally broken. I’m not even talking about a nation’s justice system—I’m talking about the general sense of what’s right and wrong for reward and punishment.
You’re the type that on the inside could be like Genghis Khan, Joseph Stalin or the Joker and Harley Quinn. You aren’t afraid to blow a damage to someone or a situation that’s been unfair. Your being chaotic, destructive, or simply disruptive as a punishment, is what’s JUST in your book of morality. I’m reminded of the story of the German Revenge Mother, so yeah… That’s real justice because this world’s moral compass looks terribly like a joke to you.
‘I am the punishment of God... If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you.’ – Genghis Khan
path of least resistance – I The Magician Rx
Because your energetic signature is very alien, you’re a born eccentric. No matter what you do, you’re just…abnormal. Different. Depending who sees you, you’re either an inspiration or an eyesore. You can’t help it. You stand out too much. Those who see you as an inspiration though, usually feel so because your example (or your stories) gives them a sense of validation.
You clearly don’t belong; but you’re carefully doing your own thing; carving out your very own existence; establishing your place in the world through sharing and flaunting your unique talents. THAT is incredibly validating for other rebels, eccentrics, and outcasts who are similar in vibe to you. You are a powerful creator—a Magician—whether or not you’re aware of this at present.
Have you ever had this crazy feeling on the inside, that sometimes, you’ve felt like your moods affect the local weather near you? Or maybe you’ve caused electricity to go haywire when your emotions are heightened? Have you felt like your hands sometimes cause batteries to run out faster? Do you get electric shocks a lot even when the thing you’re touching shouldn’t be a natural conductor for electricity? Wood or even plastic?
Bitch, you possess a crazy amount of creator energy in you. Sometimes it leaks as sparks of insanity in the physical realm because that amount of potent energy needs to be moved. Remember: energy can’t be created or destroyed; it can only be moved or transferred. You were born with this insanity because you’re an alien. You’re more than capable of handling it. All of that is just needing you to learn to channel IT properly into passionate pursuits that can benefit Humanity~♥︎
accept yourself glamorously!♥︎ – VI The Lovers
I know you get shy sometimes. Thinking that your dreams and visions are too cringe or too wild, too crazy. But you wouldn’t even be able to perceive those visions if you weren’t capable of manifesting them. So, there’s a reason for that. And more likely than not, you’re meant to see it through that those visions become Reality. As for the cringe part…
Aish, your imaginations just need polishing. They’ll get better as you refine your senses and develop your tastes. Your Reality is bound to be more high-quality eventually LMAO Trust yourself for that! All great artists also started out quite pathetic if you compare their masterpieces to their pre-debut, or even debut, works. The manifestation of your desires is also a form of Art like that.
The more you merge with your Higher Self the more this will make sense. In the meantime, what you’re meant to be focusing on is your Lower and Higher Selves integration. The Human and the Spirit, ah I mean, the Human and the Alien merging as one navigating existence in this Earth Matrix😉
ROMANTICISING YOUR FAIRY TALE🔻💙
the Hand of Destiny – Priestess of Ritual
tick tock tick tock VOILA~♥︎ – Priestess of Beauty
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DRESS | JD14
wherein singer!y/n shocks her fans when she reveals her relationship with a person her fans obviously didn’t expect, f2 driver, jack doohan.
↳ TYPE: ig au
↳ PAIRING: jack doohan x singer!reader (face claim: aespa’s karina)
↳ DETAILS AND WARNINGS: fluff/romance
↳ AUTHOR’S NOTE: some drafts i’ve written/made, just needed to clean up the drafts. there’s more but i’ll edit them first before i post em! enjoy ❤️
this work is purely fictional. names, characters, places and incidents either are products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. © newuniverse, 2023. do not steal, repost in other platforms, translate and/or claim this work as your own.
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yourusername last moments with my black hair 🥹 any guesses which color i’m choosing? (it’s my first time dyeing my hair i’m nervous 😓)
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yourbffsig i think you’ll look good without hair :D
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yourbffsig KIDDING!! love youu 😌
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user i can’t see her going blonde though, it’s a bad idea 😩 purple would look good!
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user GIRL WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THE POSSIBILITY OF HER GOING BALD IM CRYINGF
user maam what if you bleach your hair 😌
user STFU FONT GIVE HER IDEAS IM GONNA BAWL
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jackdoohan happy to come away from the #spanishgp with a p2 and most importantly solid championship points, let’s keep it rolling into monaco next weekend! #f2
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user still can’t believe you cut off your hair 😭 i’m still mourning over it, jack.
user congrats mate! 👏🏻
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yn.updates y/n seen today in barcelona with a bleached hair 🎀 sources said she came with her best friend to watch both f1 and f2 races!
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user sometimes i forget her best friend is literally a nepo baby, a fia nepo baby to be exact
user huh what
user yeah lol her dad’s one of the board of directors of fia! she was often seen in the paddock when she was young and i think she’s close with mick as there’re some pictures of them both in and out of the paddock!
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user WHERE TF IS THAT GIRL WHO SAID Y/N GOING BLONDE IS NOT A GOOD IDEA
user i apologize 😔
user ok but like whats the reason behind her bleaching her hair 🤨
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yourusername 22 coming your way 😉
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user OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG Y/N ALBUM!!!!!!
user OOOOO SHE LOOKIN GOOD 👀
user WHAT THE FUCK IS JACK DOOHAN DOING IN HER LIKES !!!!
user it’s so random pls
user 😭 icb it’s a canon event lmfao
user i think it’s because they met(?) each other in barcelona! i think her bff introduced them to each other 😄
user why haven’t i heard that y/n went to the gp 😧 i was literally there
user she went there for a music video filming i think, she just went to the race during her break she said it during one of her ig lives hahaha
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[ T I M E S K I P ; A YEAR LATER ]
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yourusername it’s been a little over a year since 22 was released! as you all know, i’ve written my first full album last 2022 and it has a special place in my heart, as the title song tells the story about being young and carefree ❤️ thank you all so much for all the love you’ve given 22 ✨ as a thank you, i’ve released a new song titled DRESS, which is now available to all streaming platforms!
i’d like to express my deepest gratitude to my label, my manager, my friends, my family and last but not least, my muse–the reason behind this piece, jackdoohan 🤍 this is for you, my jacko!! happy anniversary to us, my racer <3
enjoy the surprise song, everyone! sending you all love, xo.
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user I AM IN CONFUSION, EXPLAIN, Y/N, EXPLAIN!!!!!
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user NOT ME LOSING Y/N TO JACK DOOHAN 💔💔
user this wasnt on my bingo card this year
yourbffsig congratulations lovie!! happy for you and jack 🥰 thank me yall hahaha happy anniversary and stay in love!! 🤍✨
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mickschumacher loved the song, y/n!! happy for both of you 🤍
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jackdoohan happy anniversary, angel 🤍 i love you and all the songs and poems you’ve written for me 😍
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user SONGS?!?!?! THERE’S MORE?!?!?
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jackdoohan so amazed to see you on stage tonight, beautiful. you looked absolutely stunning and happy doing what you love. congratulations on your first concert, i love you ❤️
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yourusername crying!! you really surprised me when i saw you in the crowd 🥺 i almost didn’t finish the song and was thinking of running straight to you!!
yourusername the flowers are pretty btw!! 😍
jackdoohan just like you ;)
yourusername OH??
mickschumacher there are children on this app.
yourbffsig tell them to go away, let these two be in love!!
user oh idk which one i wanna be...do i wanna be jack or do i wanna be y/n
user he came right after his race yall, and on her concert’s first night. if he wants to, he would.
user damn it, when will i be in love... GOD I SEE WHAT YOU DO TO OTHERS ?! WHEN WILL IT BE MY TURN !!
user the hand placement yall :( hand fucking placement!!!!
user jack is SOOOO in love 🥺
user “you looked absolutely stunning and happy doing what you love” haha guess who will sleep on the highway tonight haha
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alr ykw
liveblogging my reaction to tadc episode 3, let's
Goooooooooo!!
So ready to get autistic over my blorbos /sillyyyy
under the cut for ease of scrolling past :p
"and Zooble turns straight" I CAN'T, I'M- 💀 NAHHHH BRO HAD TO HAVE KNOWN WTH HE WAS DOING WITH THAT ONE
"What do you, the viewers, think it is?" You scrunch into a tiny bunny ball and get short. Final answer.
THE WAY CAINE'S FREAKING EYES NO CLIP THROUGH HIS TEETH, I'M- 😭 CAINE WHY /lhsilly
AWEHHHH GHOSTLY 🥺
✨z o o b l e g o e s t o t h e r a p y✨ /sillyyyyyy
That's a cool bee, you're doing great sweetie (probably still listen to Zoob tho)
Pomni really said let me innnn LET ME INNNNNN!! /sillyyyyy
"I love that it's locked ):<" me-core
"Do not let the head out of your sight" OH SHI-
THE 2D ANIMATED EYES!!!!! /POS I'M GOIMG TO EXPLODE
AUGH THE EYES!! THE CREEPY EYES BEHIND THEM! POMNI! POMNI TURN AROUND!!! POMNI IT'S RIGHT BEHIND YPU POBNI!!!!!
"Any torment I inflict is 100% accidental!! Just like any good war criminal." LMAOOOOOOO, CAINE- I'M- YOU'RE KILLIBG ME HERE, BUDDY- literally iconic line frrr, he acknowledges his warcrimes. We love a self-aware king /sillyyy
"I'm trying my best to remember what you and my brain won't tell me!!" He's so real for that tho...ADHD gang rISE UP! /sillyyyyyy
"What…what you're saying is that…I could be bad at the only thing I'm good at…and…that'd be…" It's OK to have a mental breakdown, bud, let it all out. There there...
Caine existential crisis arc while Kinger and Pomni are going through the horrors™ smh…/sillyyy
"How's about we take his gun?" KINGER GUN ARC POG?????
"Looks like we've got two shots…let's make it count" What if Kinger with a gun kinda scares me a bit /lhsilly ...like, he sounds so calm and composed, it's...unnatural for him...kinda unsettling...fits with the spooky vibes of the ep tho
"Which is what I would be saying if it wasn't one of God's angels" WHAT. WHAT. WHAT???!! BI- WHAT?!????? THE FREAKING PLOT TWIST- I'M- My brain is melting
"And your bodies will be my only means of doing so" HOLD UP. WAIT A MINUTE! SOMETHIN AIN'T RIGHT-
"I HATE THIS STUPID ADVENTURE!!" real…✊😔 Honestly a fair reaction given the current situation...although mine woulda been worse I think-
Awehhhhh 🥺 girl's tea party ✨, so real for that actually
"You know how men are…always having the silliest priorities" "don't I know it" *turns to Jax tied up* I WOULD say 'free my boy, he's done nothing wrong', but we all know that's a lie, he's a war criminal just like his dad Caine /SILLYYYYYYYY
"I wonder how long that'll be" probably a while, Gangle…
"How could I not be in literal hell right now???!?" First digital hell, now this smh…/sillyyyyyy
FRICK! NOOOOO MY GIRL'S BEING POSSESSED!! NOOOOOOOOOO- POMNI-! 😭
"YOU GET OUT OF HER, YOU DAMN EVIL SOULS!" 🗣️🔥🔥 YOOOO HE SAID DAMN, THAT'S ALLOWED HERE??? LET MY BOY COOK!! 🔥🔥🔥
"HOW'S YOUR WIFE, KINGER?" THAT'S EEEEEEVIL D: WTH, BRO HE'S ALREADY DEALING WITH THAT BUZZ OFF-
O.O wait...the breath holding from the beginning of the ep…QUICK, POMNI, BECOME RGB KEYBOARD!! KINGER, BECOME FLASHLIGHT!
"Why have you been acting so different lately?" NO, CUZ THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYINGGGGGG /lh
NOOOOOO- CHECKMATES (idk their ship name, shhhhhhh edit: it previously said chessboard, changed BC of the socks iykyk) ANGST NOOOOOOO- GOOSE. GOOSE HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME- I'M- 😭
"She was funny, creative, really into entomology" STOPPPPP I'M CRYING, THE WAY HE TALKS SO LOVINGLY ABOUT HER, I'M- HOLD ON, I NEED A MOMENT…WAITWAOTWAITWAITWAIT- I'M-
…CHAT I NEED TO WRITE AND OR DRAW AND OR READ SOME CHECKMATES FLUFF, THIS IS KILLING ME /lhsilly
"I used to hate bugs, but…she somehow got me to like them" AWEHHHHHHH-! 🥺 GOOSE. GOOSE WHAT THE HECK, YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME CRY- /pos Chat, I'm melting into a puddle, help-
"But it's not. Not if you have people who care about you." I'M- GOOSE STOP 😭 SOBBING- I WAS PROMISED PSYCHOLOGICAL HORROR, NOT THERAPY /sillyyyyyyyy
"In this world, the worst thing you can do is make people feel like they're not wanted or loved" OMG REAL!! 🗣️🔥🔥 ...and on that note, ily, moots and followers 🫶💖
"Maybe we can get through if we don't breathe!" CHAT. CHAT THEY FIGURED IT OUT!! KINGER, MY BOY!!!! YOU'RE SO SMART!!!!!!
AUGH KINGER GIVES SUCH DAD VIBES /POS I NEED A DAD-FRIEND LIKE THAT IN MY LIFE FRR-
OMG WAIT- KINGER HOLDING HIS BREATH IS THAT ONE MEME
THIS ONE-! QUICK, SOMEONE GO EDIT THAT!! /SILLYYYYY /NF
"Hey, Ragatha…I just wanna say…thanks for always being concerned about me" EXPLODING RN, CHAT- CERTIFIED BUTTONBLOSSOM MOMENT????? /SILLYYYY
"Did you remember to get my comedy mask?" "…F**K-!" KINGER SWORE??????? OMG???? REAL, LET HIM COOK- LET HIM COOOOOOOK!!
CAINE IN THERAPY LMAOOOOOOO REAL
"quick, pretend we weren't having a therapy session!" LMAOOOO?? CAINE IS SO SILLAYY-
"Wwwwwelcome back, my meowing milkmaids!!" "…don't ever call us that again." Lmaooooo Jax-
...
Screaming
Crying
Clawing at my cage
That was so good- I'm-
Hold on, chat, I'm going feral rn /sillyy
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It was the least I could do really!! I wanna give you a huge kiss on the mouth (respectfully) cause I just ughJDHSH nerd kook!! You know?? Of course you do it's your fic. The whole concept I swear to godd. And yess the confusion they'd experience? I just know it would be gold. I wanna scream so much right now. The angst cause all of the jealousy is actually palpable. Kooks all confused cause why is he suddenly seeing you in a different way, there's no way that the girl who lives to bully him can actually be nice, just no way at all. I might be tripping but like this image of mc talking shit about irene and kook coming to defend her and he ends up offending or actually hurting mcs feeling? Huge oh damn you really fucked up now yikes. Rambling over I promise
Can I ask for any crumbs? Anything that was in your plans when you started? :')
MY MOUTH IS WAITINGGGG BBY BC Y E S YOU SEE THE VISION jk defending irene and then oc actually getting hurt/offended is DEFINITELY something that would/will happen. hmmmmm im trying to think of crumbs that i can give you that wouldn’t be too much or too little, bc i def have like the entire thing planned out LOL
okok so at one point, one of their “lessons” is that typical like makeover thing yknow where the nerd gets made hot, and usually that happens by taking off their glasses and POOF they’re suddenly a sex god lmao but in this case, jk mentions he wants to get contacts and oc says he doesn’t need them bc she’s actually always liked his glasses 🥺 even tho she calls him four eyes lol and SHES LITERALLY THE REASON HES INSECURE ABOUT HIS GLASSES BC SHE ALWAYS MADE FUN OF THEM BUT SHE SECRETLY LOVES THEM 😭 oh and later on, they go to a bar to try out his flirting that oc taught him in the real world yk, and at some point some girl starts kissing him and oc YANKS his hand and drags him away and jk is like huh bc what just happened?? and oc is like YOURE NOT READY FOR ALL THAT and jk’s like ive kissed a girl before- and oc’s like I SAID YOURE NOT READY ksjdjjsjdj lowkey jealous af
their lessons are gonna get more ✨physical✨ after that too like making out, etc 👀 SO YEAH JUST A LOT OF FUN STUFF i was so excited planning it and this is getting me excited again 🥺
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Yo I’ve never seen many blush blush fanfics before so you can guess my Mitsuri kinnie butt was really shocked to find this blog seemingly outta no where!
It seems like requests are open so I’ll go ahead and request headcanons for Nimh with a gender neutral reader (that he has a crush on) who just loves rabbits/ bunnies and cute things in general?
Pretty please and thank you! ✨
(I run a few fanfic blogs myself that I’m extremely lazy about so if this sits in your inbox for awhile or if I misunderstood and requests aren’t open don’t worry about it!)
Requests are open so don't worry! I didn't expect anyone to send an ask on here so you surprised me a bit! Also that Mitsuri post was just a random idea😂
Also, I love Nimh so Y E S
Gender neutral reader so they/them pronouns are used!
Reader owns a rabbit and it's a female.
This is probably short sorry for that
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Nimh literally said he is a sucker for cute stuff, so him having a crush on someone with the same interest is perfect!
He probably didn't notice your love for cute things until you introduced him to your rabbit when he came over to your house. And your house had some cute stuff around.
Don't worry, Nimh and your rabbit get along great! She follows him everywhere in the house, even the bathroom (she was told to wait outside the door)
He doesn't mind. He finds it really adorable.
Nimh loves going over to your house. He almost goes there every day. To see your house and you
He's still shy around you and often messes up his words.
His face brightens up when he sees you wearing cute clothes.
"oh my gosh, they look so good! What should I do? What should I say?"
Loves going to the animal shelter with you. Both of you are always surrounded by rabbits.
Imagine his surprise when he hears that you love him because you find him cute??
Boy nearly passed out.
He still wants to confess his feelings, but doesn't know how.
So you may have to make the first move...
#blush blush x reader#nimh x reader#blush blush headcanons#feels more like relationship headcanons 😂
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My sweet little darling, you're as cute as a button! I'm always watching, waiting, planning the perfect time to sneak in and take you away from all of this! You and me, together forever! Once I have you, you will never leave my side. Anyone who tries to separate us will have to answer to my chainsaw! You are all that matters to me. Mark my words cupcake, you. Are. Mine. That will never change <3
~ Your darling Yoomie <3
HHHHWWHHEJWSHFJHDDJFJDJFJDHFJBEHHFJSHJFJF YOOMIE YOOMIE YOOMIE YOOMIE MY SWEET DARLING YOOMIE PLEASE FEEL FREE TO STEAL ME AWAY WHENEVER YOU WANT OK I WOULD LOVE TO STAY BY YOUR SIDE FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER I WOULD BE HAPOIER THAN EVER I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU<<3<333<3<3<3<3<<<33<3<3<333<3<33<3<3<3<3<÷<<33<3<3<3_4>35_4<<×5<3^=&=&$&%*$I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOU
#THIS IS LITERALLY PERFECT.WELL EVERY MESSAGE I GET FROM YOOMTAH IS PERFECT BUT STILL#SHE CALLED ME HER SWEET LITTLE DARLING<3AND CUPCAKE<3<3AND SAID IM CUTE AS A BUTTON<3<3<3AND SAID IM H E R S <3<3<3<3EEEEHEHEHEHEHEEEEEEEEE#A N D SHE VERY MUCH IMPLIED TO KIDNAPPING ME<<3<3<3<33<3<3<3<<3<3<333<3<4_3<_3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<=^÷>3^=&=÷&÷3<÷<÷<÷<3<3_3<3<3#IMMBLUSHING LIKE CRAZY MY FACE IS SO WARM AAAUAAUAUAJAIQUAHJAHASUHFJFDJBFJHHHHHHHHHHH#MMBBNNNDBFNBI WANT HER TO HOLD ME AND KISS ME AND TELL ME IM HERS FOR HOURS AND HOURS AND HOURS UNTIL ALL I CAN PHYSICALLY THINK ABT IS HER#MY HEART IS BEATING LIKE CRAZY LITERALLY.I CANT HANDLE ANSWERING 2 INSANE ASKS IN A ROW AND THEN A WHOLE YOOMTAH ANON KM GONNA INSANE#I WANT TO STARE AT THIS ASK AND IMAGINE SHES OUTSIDE MY WINDOW GIGGLING YANDERILY WHILE WATCHING ME GO INSANE OVER HER MESSAGE<3<3<3#I WANT TO WAKE UP TO HER LAYING NEXT TO ME TWIRLING MY HAIR IN HER FINGERS AND WHEN I WAKE UP SHE SMILES INSANELY AND GIVES ME A BIG KISS O#N MY CHEEK AND GIGGLING LIKE ''WELCOME HOME CUTIEPIE!!'' AND IT JUST SO HAPPENS THE HOME SHE IS REFERRING TO IS HER ROOM SHE LOCKED ME IN#I WOULD NEVER EVER WANT TO ESCAPE HER TBH I JUST LOVE HER SO MUCH I WOULDNT WANT OR NEED ANYTHING ELSE IF IT WERE ONLY ME AND HER TOGETHER#OK MY AUNT ASKED ME TO HELP HER WITH STUFF BUT THE ENTIRE TIME I WAS SO OUT OF IT BC MY BRAIN IS FILLED WITH YOOMTAH HELP JSHDKSJFKGN#NO THOUGHTS ONLY YOOMTAH LITERALLY KIDNAPPING ME AND LOVING ME FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND#AAAAAAAAAUAHAHWAHSWJDJFJGJ I CANT TAKE IT JUST THINKING ABT IT MAKES ME GO CRAZY WITH LOVE#LITERALLY SO DERANGED OVER HER RN YOOMTAH IF UR READING THIS PLEASE COME KIDNAP ME AND SMOTHER ME IN LOVE AND AFFECTION FOREVER#AND TELL ME IM YOURS CONSTANTLY SO I NEVER FORGET IT AND KEEP ME TIED UP OR SOMETHING SO I HAVE NO CHANCE OF ESCAPING#EVEN THO ID NEVER EVEN WANT TO ESCAPE I JUST APPRECIATE THE DEDICATION YKNOW AND ALSO IM JUST KINDA INSANE LIKE THAT#LITERALLY.YOOMTAH I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I WOULD BURN ENTIRE COUNTRIES TO THE GROUND IF IT MEANT YOU WOULD TELL ME IM YOURS AGAIN#YOOMTAH I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU#I L O V E Y O U💕💓💜💋💞🌠❣💚✨💙🌩💖🌻👩❤️💋👩💚💗⚠️🍋💓💗💕❤💟⚡⚠️❣🌼🌈💖⚠️💛💞💌🌻💛💜💫🧡🍋⚡💝🌩✨💙❣💋💕💘⚡💘💗🌈🌠
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Being Karasuno’s manager HC
My Haikyuu fever is back, please help
First Headcanon LEGGO
warning: none
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honestly Karasuno is a pretty whacky but overall chill group
most of the time
save for Nishinoya and Tanaka
you joined as a manager when Shimizu approached you in your first year
you agreed because she was pretty i don’t make the rules here you wanted to expand your horizon and took up the challenge
you still remembered Nishinoya skiing on his knees and bowing in front of you
“✨ step on me ✨” he said
“how about i just use the floor 👌🏻”
the defeat from Date Tech that lead to the argument between Nishinoya and Asahi made you cry because you loved all of them so much and wanted them to just get along and share the burden
DON’T MAKE [Y/N] CRY YOU STUPID CROWS-
by the time your second year come around, aside from being known as “the flightless crow” and such, Karasuno boy’s VBC is also known to have the hottest and prettiest managers 🥵
literally have people snooping around, wondering what Karasuno VBC adds into your guys’ food and drink to produce beauties ✧٩(•́⌄•́๑)و ✧
but within your smol circle, you are known to be just a chill person, giving off an aura of the “cool kouhai”
Nishinoya (when he isn’t simping for you) and yourself are pretty close friends and will go have lunch together occasionally
over time, you manage to won the first years over with your patience and become the second mom of the team because the first mom is just as chaotic
stupid arguments between Kageyama and Tsukishima?
[y/n] has been summoned <(`^´)>
the four idiots making too much ruckus?
[y/n] has been summoned (°ㅂ° ╬)
honestly your stare is scarier than Daichi because they can literally hear "i know how to stitch mouths shut with needles and threads” going through your head when they go overboard.
the tiny smile on your face didn’t help like-
Shirabu who? we only know the scary [y/n]
but you are also the one that make sure they all stay healthy, and limit their training after Ukai leaves because rest is just as important
but let’s be honest, Karasuno adores you from the moon and back
the third years appreciate your presence, and dadchi is always looking out for you if you ever need help with heavy lifting, since he sees you as his little sister. Sugawara will help you in any school work you weren’t sure, Asahi will help you with any fashion decision whilst Shimizu will go with you to shop
“KIYOKO-SAN! [Y/N]-CHAN!!” ♡\( ̄▽ ̄)/♡
the usual cries of your fellow energetic idiotic friends, worshipping the dirt you step on
Ennoshita, Kinoshita and Narita make sure you stay in the loop if the simping duo are too dumbstruck to utter a coherent sentence when explaining about volleyball
they are also the one that help control their friends from jumping on you out of the blue
the two first year beanpoles having the fattest crush on you it’s not even funny
first off we have saltshakeshima Sneaky Tsukishima. snarky as he may be, he is always polite to seniors he respected, and that includes you.
unlike Shimizu, you weren’t socially awkward and actually can hold productive conversations when need be, so he does speak to you off court
whenever you see how exhausted he gets, he is the first one you attend to. water bottle and clean towel in hand, ready for him to cool down
one time, he saw a Psittacosaurus charm on your gym bag and he just
S T A R E S (ꆤ⍸ꆤ)
he wants to know where the hell you even find it and he needs it ASAP
when you asked if he liked dinosaurs, blonde boi just
//blushes//
but ever since then, he would subtlety hint for more dino talk by using them in everyday snarky comments
slick or not, as long as you laughed at his words, he just feel fuzzy inside
soon enough he learns that you just love animals and general geology and he couldn’t help but smile
discreetly
we all know he is secretly a softie
literally calls Akiteru nii-chan and was worried Yama was about to puke rmb?? SJDHSJAKALG what a Tsundere
dw, you got him a cute dino keychain for his birthday later on
it's his good luck charm now
then we have blueberryama Kageyama
PLEASE PRAISE HIM, BABY NEEDS AFFIRMATION
he gets so jittery and blushy, his lips become awkward and squiggly whenever you say he is doing a good job ⁽⁽ ◟(灬 ˊωˋ 灬)◞ ⁾⁾
his next few sets are even more precise, just to show off and hear your compliments again
sometimes he will approach you for help in understanding his teammates, and in turn, try to learn and express himself properly
he hates it when you cater to Hinata’s requests and tries to insert himself into the conversation before dragging the tangerine away, not wanting the two of you to talk any longer
since you are quite athletic before becoming the VBC manager, stray balls are nothing to you
just S M A C K
you good. no concussions nor nose bleed to worry about when it came to the managers
y’all just talented and swift AF like that
during matches, Shimizu will record down what needs to be improve and the overall set scores but you will be the one to record down the detail plays for each rally, and take note of what your team is most comfortable in using the most to win a point
we love a hardworking manager the boys totally cried when they saw your notes
Ukai and Mr Takeda will always rely on you to keep the boys in check when out in public since they respect you so much
the way you carry yourself in front of other schools is impressive. no eyes are sharper than yours, and no way are you easily approached by boys if they want your number because your team comes first
and they need to go to the court to warm up as much as possible
getting caught up by other guys asking for your number is a no-no for you because then it will just delay the time
When the team lose to Seijoh, you are the one that give everyone the tightest hug and remind them that there is still Spring High, and made sure everyone is eating well the next day if they are not
particularly Kageyama and Hinata
you literally have to pull Kageyama out of his seat to even get his favourite milk carton
lmao boi fell in love with you even more
totally didn’t stare at your interlaced fingers throughout his moping
when you and Shimizu approach Yachi for the first time, she thinks there are two goddesses heading her way
Tanaka make sure Taketora knows that Karasuno now has the holy trinity of managers blessing them
during Tokyo’s training camps, you are the one scurrying between various different gyms to check on the boys’ individual trainings, and take note on their improvement before updating Ukai and Mr Takeda
also self proclaimed Yachi protector
bless that angel, she clings onto you when she feels stares directed your way, not realising the stares are because of you
but when she did realise it, Hitoka either freaks out and apologise for hindering your radiance before running away
or gasps dramatically and just run away, not wanting your potential new fans to kill her for being in the same breathing space as you
"Hitoka-chan, you’ll get hurt if you run like that!” you always warn and chase after her before another stray ball flies her way
definitely gets along with Yukie the most because food is love, food is life and since Yukie is planning to be a nutritionist, you learn a lot from her as well ʕっ˘ڡ˘ςʔ
barbeque? more like a buffet of hot men and hot meat like???
let’s just say one ‘excuse me’ from you and everyone stops their meal to top your tiny plate with the best grilled meat and pour refreshment for you
“but i can’t finish these…” you mumbled.
you went around and personally feed the boys
it was a hot day so you keep the drinks for you and the other managers
4 simps had just expanded into an army of simps
you stay up with Yachi and Shimizu to research on your opponents
files of information thiccer than my ass just for the crow bois
your heart stopped when Tanaka and Daichi collided into each other, and brought your captain to the infirmary. you strictly told the nurse to make sure Daichi was A-Okay
when Tsukishima block Ushiwaka:
(੭ ˃̣̣̥ ㅂ˂̣̣̥)੭ु “TSUKKIIIIIIIIIII” proud mama manager has never been prouder
almost faints when Tsukishima injure himself against Shiratorizawa and rushes him to the infirmary with Akiteru
the nurse immediately know what she had to do to avoid your surveying glare after your visit with Daichi before
“you have a very sweet manager, eh, Tsukishima-san” the nurse teases when you hold Tsukishima’s hand and told him to calm down, to trust his team to hold the fort
The salt king Tsukishima Kei glows pink
Akiteru wants you as his sister-in-law
His lil bro’s wingman from now on
remember how i just said you couldn’t be prouder? LIES
You cry so hard when you see the ref indicating Karasuno’s victory against the Shiratorizawa and proceeds to be placed in the nationals
hugs? too sophisticated for that moment. major dog pile i tell you.
Karasuno has finally show Japan why they are worthy of being a powerhouse and you, as the manager, swelled with pride - the pride you ALWAYS had.
You laugh with them, you cry with them and you train with them
you are an integral part of the team
Karasuno will never trade you for anything in this world and if you ever shed a tear
Rip to whoever offended you, the crows are about to peck them to death
#haikyū!!#haikyuu!!#haikyu x reader#haikyuu manager#karasuno#karasuno volleyball club#manager reader#haikyuu headcanons#daichi sawamura#sugawara koushi#shimizu kiyoko#haikyuu ennoshita#haikyuu narita#kinoshita hisashi#kageyama tobio#hinata shoyo#tsukishima kei#yamaguchi tadashi#yachi hitoka#ukai keishin#haikyuu takeda
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Flirting and Cupcakes
Khun A.A. with a Tsundere! S/o that accidentally gets stoned.
Pairings: Khun Ahuero Agnis x Y/n,
Endorsi Jahad/Y/n (Friendship)
Summary: The advancement test getting postponed is as unlikely as the northern lights appearing in Hokkaido, but on that specific day, it did. Khun gave the entire team the day off so Endorsi and Y/n went shopping. That didn’t end well though. 🌿🧁
“It was strange, the test was postponed. This was a once in a blue moon occurrence, thus, y/n looked forward to a day of rest and relaxation, but she already knew that wasn't going to happen when her best friend started banging on her door.
Y/n was used to this kind of thing, how could she not? She was teammates with “the great'' Rak Wraithraiser for a long time. Compared to the self proclaimed leader of the team, ignoring the Jahad princess was a piece of cake. Unfortunately, y/n underestimated her. This lady had the patience of a wild boar, and literally broke down the door.
"What the hell do you want, you crazy woman?!" Y/n shouted, outraged from the loss of the sole thing that ensured her privacy.
"We're going shopping, dumbass!" Endorsi hollered, entering the room. "You promised that you’re gonna pay this time!!"
"When have I promised such a thing??! She yelled back.
“Come onnn, we haven’t hung out in a long time! Don’t you miss me?”
“I'm not putting up with your high-maintenance ass! I'll go broke!" you retorted.
"How dare you!" Endorsi retorted. "Your boyfriend buys you everything, you spoiled brat!"
"Hey! It's not like I fo-" she was cut off.
"Be quiet you noisy turtles!"
“She started it! Putting words in my mouth!” Y/n yelled back at Rak, and just like that, the whole exchange ended with the h/c haired girl running towards the living room.
She was never going to give in to the brunette’s persuasions.
-or so she thought..
In an attempt to find peace and quiet, the e/c eyed girl sat on the couch beside Dan and Wangnan, who were currently playing video games, but clearly, God was messing with her, the moment she caught a glimpse of the girl who was slicing vegetables in the kitchen.
When Endorsi caught up to her, Y/n spoke as if she had just seen something horrifying. “Endorsi, we’re shopping. I’ll pay.” Y/n told the princess, in an awfully monotonous tone.
“So you do miss your bestie. Why the change of heart huh?” she replied smugly.
“Oh shut your face.” She replied, rolling her eyes. “I’d rather have Khun and Bam deal with the kitchen in flames. Let’s go, but you’re paying for lunch!”
“Deal” She happily responded.
As the two women were walking out the door, compressed Rak suddenly appeared. "As the leader, I permit you to do your turtle activities."
“What does that gator even mean by turtle activities? Does he never go shopping?” Endorsi whispered to your ear.
“Guess not.” you whispered back, giggling.
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L/n Y/n, also known as the shinigami hime, was currently an exceptional E-rank regular with beauty, and prowess, rivalling Endorsi Jahad. Due to this, she also gets a load of- ✨fans✨
A little something about her is that she's a sweet tooth, and for her, lunch would never be complete without dessert. Another would be, is that she dislikes getting photographed, so one reason as to why she rarely goes out is to avoid the paparazzi.
Endorsi doesn't seem to mind those things, but y/n is extremely terrified, and starts to run off when she sees a camera pointed at her from her peripheral vision.
Suddenly, as if God randomly decided to bless y/n, she comes across a little girl, about the same size and age as Miseng. Said little girl was a big fan of y/n, she asked for an autograph and in exchange, the girl handed over the box of cupcakes she held in her hands.
Little did the h/c haired girl know, this wasn't a blessing.
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A third detail about y/n is that she is serious, mature, and rational. She rarely ever shouts at people (Endorsi and Khun being the exception.), acts as the big sis of the team, and is definitely not an idiot. At first, Shibisu thought she was messing with the group, but when she started knocking on the cabinets, everyone knew something was wrong.
"Y/n what are you doing?" Isu asked, confused by her weird actions.
"Rats!" Y/n exclaimed, with a grin on her face.
"Respectfully, Ms. Y/n, Goseng and I clean the house thoroughly, there are no rats." Wangnan proudly stated, with his arms crossed on his chest.
The girl shook her head twice, and furrowed her eyebrows. " No! That can't be! I heard them! They said they wanted some berriesss." She replied, dragging the word "berries'' on her tongue like a 5 year old kid.
Shibisu faced the Jahad princess, who was just as dumbfounded as everyone else. "Did you take her to a bar?" He asked, convinced that Endorsi is only acting surprised to avoid getting in trouble.
"Huh?! Of course not! The only thing unusual she ate today was- Oh my- I bet that little shit put something in those cupcakes." She responded, realization hitting her.
"TURTLES! What is going on here?!" Rak hollered at the group.
"Awwww, Is this a baby dinoooo???" Y/n spoke, fussing over the mini Rak and picking him up. "Bam where did you get this oneee???"
"Ah, y/n, that is Mr. Rak." Bam replied sheepishly, while Rak is squirming to get out of the girl's grasp.
"Shhhh baby dino, its okayyy. Bam, You're kiddiiinggggg" she snickered. "Rak big like mountain you know." Waving her hands to prove her point.
"(H/c) Turtle! I am the great Rak Wraithraiser! I. AM. NOT. A. DINOSAUR!!!"
"Hold on, Endorsi, Cupcakes??" Isu inquired. For a minute there, he was distracted by this comedy show going on, but how could they be so sure that this isn't the enemy's doing.
A few of the og members thought so as well.
"Ah you wouldn't know. It's from the fans, duh." Endorsi blatantly stated.
Shibisu had this expression that could be interpreted as "this woman is unbelievable." "Where's Khun?"
"He said he had some business to take care of." Bam replied.
“Romeo, save me! they're tryna tell me how to feel!” she sang to the top of her lungs. "Sing with me baby dinosaur!"
"I AM NOT A DINOSAUR! LET GO OF ME!"
"Hatz, go with Endorsi and find that kid." Isu commanded, pinching the bridge of his nose in frustration.
As of now, y/n is spinning the office chair, still singing Love Story. “This love is difficult, but it's real!” Anyone can do this feat, but her, with that unreal speed of hers, can make anything disastrous.
Rak accidentally flew out the window.
"And go get Khun, before somebody else gets hurt. " Shibisu added, internally face palming.
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Hearing that specific news about his lover, only 5 minutes had passed and Khun was already running throuhh the halls of the house and into their shared room, where the team was gathered. However, within those 5 minutes, Wangnan and Ehwa were also thrown out the window.
"The test suspension was a trick wasn't it!?" A distraught Khun asked the boy with freckles, while catching his breath. Poor baby must've sprinted miles. "Shibisu explain the situation! All I got was "H/c turtle dead, I got thrown out the window."!"
As if his voice was a trigger to summon the shinigami princess, said woman rushed to see Khun, and slipped in the process. Not a problem though as the blunette swiftly caught her.
“Oh my pwincee.” the girl cried, her E/C orbs elated and shining.
"I'm here sweetheart, you're okay.." he said, turning all his attention towards her.
"I gotta tell youu a seeecret Agueroo." She cooed.
"What is it?"
For someone telling a secret, she was whispering kinda loud. "I think i may have accidentally caused the extinction of dinosaursss."
"What?" With the obvious bewilderment plastered on his face, he turned to Shibisu who was laughing at the couple.
"As you can see, she's alive. Hatz and Endorsi are already on it as we speak." Isu stated.
Bam entered the room, along with the 3 people who were unintentionally thrown out.
"Blue turtle! Control your turtle girlfriend! Tsk, trying to kill everyone in the team." Rak complained, while Goseng handed out ice packs.
"HUH BABY DINO IS ALIVE!" Y/n exclaimed,
The investigation team returned. "Turns out the mom accidentally put cannabis in the mixture." Hatz explained. "We can't undo it, but she'll get sober in a few hours."
"She's stoned." Endorsi added, trying to hold back her laughter.
“How many did she even eat?” Khun asked the princess.
“The entire box, I think.” Endorsi mentioned, before propping herself on the couch.
"Endorsi! You got more cupcakes??" Y/n beamed at the brunette.
"No more cupcakes for you bestie, you had enough." She snickered.
"Awww." The h/c haired girl pouted. As of now, the only things in her head were cupcakes, baby dinosaur, and Khun.
The final detail to be shared about y/n is that she is extremely bashful, an absolute tsundere. Never once was Khun able to give her affection without getting kicked in the process, so you could guess the amount of shock Khun felt when she suddenly blurted out-
"I love youu, Agueroo.” Y/n gently pressed her lips on his cheek, and her tone was so much more affectionate than usual. It didn’t fall short in tinting the bluenette's cheeks pink. “I’ve loved you since the Floor of Test, did you knoww that?" she smiled. "Oh, yoou were arrogant, had trust issues, and sometimes I thought you had a sadistic side.” she giggled uncontrollably, and her voice tipsy. "You were an excellent strategist and really cunning, so pretty and charming.. Remember the crown game and hide and seek? Who wouldn’t fall for you when you had the sexiest brain?” she squealed and placed her palms on his cheek. "There were times that, I think, I also saw the you that you made every effort to hide. You were sweet, loyal and lovely and I felt so lucky to be a part of your team. I swear I would've made moves, though I was pretty sure you only had eyes for Bam.” she finished, covering her eyes with her palms.
Somehow, she forgot that they had an audience around. At this point Khun was practically the drug that made her high. Khun however, was at a loss of words, which was also something that rarely (if not never) happens. You'd think that smart mouth of his never knew how to pause, but right now, it did.
If she wasn't stoned right now, she'd be celebrating this achievement.
"Who knew weed was all it would take to make her honest about her feelings." Endorsi plain stated. “Hey flamethrower! Hand me some popcorn. You want some, niece? ” Anaak took the popcorn, seemingly amused as well.
“Hey, remember when this was a comedy show?” Dan asked Wangnan, in which the blonde responded with, “Yeah, I’m pretty sure we changed the channel to tragic romance. This is the part where the MC dies- oh wait, nevermind, now it's a romantic comedy, I'm recording this.”
"Can I follow youu? Cause mom always told me to follow my dreeeeams." She joked, while poking his nose.
He chuckled in response. "I love you too, idiot." Swept her bangs off and kissed her forehead.
"Father in law~ you betterr be ready cause my pwince is comin to knock youu off yourr thronee~"
"Father in law??" "What the hell are you imagining y/n?." Making Khun more flustered.
"I'm gonna go up the tower to touch the stars and ask God to be your one and only~"
"Sure sweetheart, let's go up together." He answered, playing along.
"Waittt no, I don’t even need to go up the tower anymore, the twinklyy stars in your pweeetty eyes are all I'll ever need."
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The following day:
When tsundere Y/n and Khun, who is such a tease, are back;
Y/n opened her eyes with the most painful headache, though the scent of her lover snuggled up against her neck alleviated it.
"Someone confessed to me last night." He whispered.
Y/n's default mode was to get jealous, but then the embarrassing memory of last night burst through her hangover headache.
"I ALREADY DID THAT 4 YEARS AGO!" Y/n pushed him off and hid under the blanket.
"Oh but not like that,, you practically admitted that I'm your dashingly handsome prince and that you want to marry me~" he teased, poking her through the blanket.
"AHH SHUT UP!!! THAT WAS A ONE TIME THING!!" She said and covered her face with both of her palms.
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#khun aguero agnis x reader#khun x reader#khun aguero agnis#khun aguero agnes#mr. khun aguero agnis i love youuu#khun aguero agnes x reader#khun aa x reader#khun a.a#khun agnis#khun.a.a x reader#tower of god khun#tog#tower of god x reader#tower of god#khun aa
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No hate, just curious. why do you dislike Hermione?
You’re good dude, I didn’t get a hateful vibe at all. I have mixed feelings about Hermione that generally fall into the “you get on my fucking nerves” category and that’s because of her character, the narrative, her fandom/the movies. As a character she’s very bossy, very lectur-y, was pretty condescending and got in control during the last few books but it was still there. I don’t like those traits, I don’t deny that she had a lot of other really good ones but just like how the first thing I associate with Ron is his humor, the first thing I associate with Hermione is ✨being annoying as shit✨.
Now onto the narrative. The narrative has a bad habit of twisting itself onto a pretzel to make her seem like the victim or in the right. She’s kind of a asshole to Luna by quickly dismissing a lot of what she says like the deathly hallows? Well she was right so who cares? She scars Marietta for life? Well Harry thinks it’s ok so she’s 100% right to scar someone when she could have made a much more effective defense. She shoots a flock of birds at Ron all because he kissed his girlfriend when she didn’t even make it clear that she liked him? Who cares about the two teens who were minding their business and got attacked, Hermione is sad. (I don’t have a problem that JK wrote that she was crying, my problem was that no one called her out on the birds and that her emotions were the focus when she was the aggressor) Scabbers. 😤. Sis literally watched her pet attack her bestie’s rat S E V E R A L times, said she’d kept Crookshanks away from Scabbers just to bring him to the boys’ dorm, and saw some pretty damning evidence that her cat ate his rat and yet RON is the one to get lectured about how you should put friends over pets. All he wanted was an apology and she went months without one because she couldn’t admit that she was wrong.
Lastly the movies. I don’t like the movies but that’s another rant for another day 💀. But one of my biggest reasons for boycotting those movies was how they changed the characters, especially Ron and Hermione. I bring up Ron because his character suffered the most to hype Hermione up. If you’ve seen the movies I don’t think I need to get into it but a quick rundown: most of his grand moments were given to her (standing up to Sirius for example) because of that Ron was downgraded to the “idiot” best friend and comic relief. Most of her flaws were either downplayed or gotten rid of. The bottom line is because of the movies Hermione is treated like a goddess, she can do no wrong and is the smartest, strongest, hottest, member of the trio by the fandom. She’s treated as Hermione the Great with the two idiots that are holding her back which does a disservice to the trio and makes for very annoying fanfics where she’s the OP character and Ron and Harry are her Crabbe and Goyle.
#anti hermione granger#you probably didn’t ask for this damn essay#but I talk a lot and you should have known what you were getting into on my blog lmao#hp#harry potter#fandom critical
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Soooo I think it's safe to say the official Arcana Instagram made a mistake when posting a pic of Julian with the caption "What would you want to do with/to him?" I'm not judging but some of those comments.. In any case it got me thinking. I've already written alot about what I'd like to do with a few characters but why not? Maybe these will become headcannons or short stories later, who knows? That being said this IS SFW, very PG!! (I'm not against NSFW or anything I'm just not sure how to write it well, ya know? I've had a few requests for it though nothing specific. I might try adding a hint of spice to test the waters when it feels okay to do so!) Warnings: Fluff!, some *spoilers* for all routes
Things I (or my MC) want to do with the M6:
Asra
Learn how to/create a gateway and overall learn spells/magic
Go to the Painted Daisy Festival and party it up!
✨Travel✨ literally anywhere
Explore the Arcana realms
Be aloof and sassy to everyone haha
Tea tasting
Blanket/Pillow fort by the fire
Late night talks/deep talks about e v e r y t h i n g
Help him get therapy or counseling and open up more
(Maybe get matching Faust tattoos)
Nadia
Teach me about fashion/how to dress myself better
Help her with parties or events (planning in general or decorations)
Take her on the town!
Work with her on projects to help the city
Tinker and craft things together/work on little side projects for fun
Self Care mini spa days!
Visit Prakra and have her show me around/literally anywhere she wants to go
Also help her get therapy or counseling
Julian
Even if there is no danger, running around the city and finding spots to hide
Getting Rowdy at the Raven
Traveling anywhere
Try tasting all of the coffee everywhere
Go see every show/play, literally make like a theatre buck-it list (or act alongside him in some)
t a k e h i m t o s e e a t h e r a p i s t
Write songs and become a little performance duo aww
Have him help me get over my fear of the ocean (i don't know what he can do about helping me not be squeamish tho lol)
Muriel
Go on walks through the forest and forage
Take care of the chickens with him
Read to him by the fire on rainy days
Help him learn about his heritage, maybe travel with him to meet people from his tribe
Have him teach me how to whittle and carve (maybe even work on bigger pieces together like furniture or sculptures!)
Find a therapist that would come to the hut for him
Protect all our friends and people we care about
Give him cool rocks I find
Portia
Bake and cook everything together!
Flower crowns, flower crowns, flower crowns (and gardening in general honestly, I want to learn more)
Swap favorite books and read together/have a mini book club
Teach her magic
Cause harmless but fun mischief and pranks
Nights on the town drinking and dancing
Traveling together and other little adventures
Cute cottagecore picnic with Pepi and summery homemade lemonade yes please
Lucio
Take him to individual therapy, family therapy with his mom, and group therapy with the M6
Teach him morals or just making him be better like in Lilo and Stitch with the crayon evil meter and a spray bottle
Equine therapy but with Mercedes and Melchior
✨c o m m u n i t y s e r v i c e✨ and helping those he's wronged
Self Defense training/fight training
Resist the urge to feed off his energy and be equally as petty
But at the same time get up to harmless shenanigans
Tbh learn how to be more confident like him but with still being self-aware
#the arcana#thearcanagame#asra the magician#asra the arcana#julian the arcana#julian devorak#the arcana lucio#count lucio#lucio morgasson#asra alnazar#countess nadia#nadia the arcana#nadia satrinava#portia the arcana#portia devorak#muriel the arcana#muriel of the kokhuri
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OMGGGGGG HOW STUNNING MADISON LOOKS IN HER NEW PICTURES
It's not normal. She is unreal
Her dress is a fantasy, all shiny and silver. And omg she sang Showed me so well..... I love her too much 💙
Also can we talk about her picture with Zack Bia?!?!? Wtf? She looks really surprised and I would even say a bit awkward when she has Zack next to her. Although then I saw her pics with Nick and thought "ohhh they can't get any cuter" THEY HAVE JUST GOTTEN A NEW DOG. I'm dying of tenderness 😫💕
And if that wasn't enough there is a new interview of their "first" everything from Teen Vogue. I love her interviews so much, I want more
And ohhhh angel, did you hear that Mads said at the event that he expects her album to be out in the next six months? I hope it comes out as soon as possible, but if we have to wait, we'll wait for our beloved Madison.
I love you moonlight 🌘
Y E S seeing her in that dress was a literally necessity I didn't know I would crave for qsdfghgfd
she is literally a dream creature.
I REALLY NEED A HD VERSION OF HER SINGING SHOWED ME AT THE SHOW
yessss!! my thought exactly she looks so fucking awkward while he grabs onto her like her smile is showing so much awkwardness and her being so uncomfortable w her touching her?? as if she didn't know he was going to do that and he trapped her into taking a picture, he might have tried to get back to her several anonymously. he is a blood leech. i literally wanna punch him in the face. YES THANK GOD HE WAS THERE like she wasn't alone in this! ALSO YESSSS OMG THAT LITTLE THING
yes i thought it was an old interview BUT YES i love those types of interview so much
YES I KNOW I HEARDDDDDD! okay don't give me wrong i love this woman with my ENTIRE heart but i learned to trust her only when the album is safe and sound in my phone
I love you stardust ✨
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Holiwis :3c
Hope ur doing ok over there and taking care
1. Loved the lil comic u did! ALEX AND JOTA LOOK SO PRETTY LIKE 😍✨✨✨
Alex the kujo momma bear my beloved 💕💕💕💕💕
(Berserk spoilers: when they get to the island with the fairy queen and stuff)
2. So i was coming back to berserk, just re- reading stuff and saw the part where guts and the moon boi r playing with sticks and it gave me witcher jota and ana (my oc) vibes (cuz papa joots UwU)
Like i just imagen jotaro training ana, him teaching her the way of sword and stuff, but i also think the rest of the crussaders would guide her when it comes to self defense as well!
I feel like it would be a bonding experience! Jotaro big hands just holding ana's tiny ones and making sure shes grabbing the sword right kxksjskksk💕💕💕💕💕💕💕
And when she gets her first monster kill (once shes more older i mean) she feels so accomplished and jota just being proud of her and just going all soft and saying "thats my girl" as he ruffles her hair 😢😢😭💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕
I love them sm im gonna cry ;; ;;
Thank u for ur time and patience (sorry for the long asks i just wanted to share this hehehee)
Hiii!!! :DD I hope you're doing well too!!
I unfortunately am not so good, because I have a fever that almost reaches 38° ;v; yesterday I had 38° and a half, but idk it just seems to go up and down. But it'll go away!! It's just that now during the fucking hot summer I had to catch that, and I haven't been sick for like y e a r s!! But as I said, it'll go away :'')
1 But knowing that you loved my last post makes me feel so happy!!! NGJDBDJDB💖💖💖 Love the tags you put in the reblog, thank you so so so much for those and for your kindness 💖💖💖
2 MY HEART-- I- THIS IS LITERALLY SO FRICKING CUTE WHAT THE FU-
Gngnthtnfnth Jotaro being a dad teaching to his child Ana how to use a sword- really that concept os one of my biggest weakness :''D
He is so dedicated to teach his baby how to fight, because he knows that she has potential!!
AND THE HAIR RUFFLE??? I'm dead, THAT'S SO WHOLESOOOOME GBGBGBGBGBGBG💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖
I loved that scene in Berserk and I'm loving this scene the same way *sob sob sob*
Omggg thank you for sharing this, really
o͡͡͡͡͡͡╮༼;´༎ຶ.̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨̨̨̨̨.̸̸̨̨ ༎ຶ༽╭o͡͡͡͡͡͡💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖
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midoriya, todoroki, bakugo x black!fem!reader (platonic! but they like u aw)
summary : you call them pet names and they're just kinda like 😳🥵🥰 (headcanon)
warnings: swearing, mention of sex
a/n: my first post :D tbh i only started watching the show like two days ago and i'm mad at myself for it like why the f u c k did i not watch it sooner and if you're wondering, yes i am a bakugo and todoroki simp
gif credit to gif owners !
am i doing this right
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izuku midoriya !
let's get this out of the way first
he l o v e s you
the way the sun radiates on your skin, the way your hair tends to defy gravity
everything
he often thinks of how he got so lucky to only be your friend
oh how he wishes you could be more 😔
but anyway
one of things he loves most about you
tHE WAY YOU TALK
YOUR URBAN ACCENT AND SLANG IS JUST
🥺✨💕🦋🥴❤️🧚🏾♀️🍒🧸
TO HIM
so when you call him by any pet name
literally any pet name at all
it's fucking o v e r
exhibit a
*spills drink on himself*
"ooh, lemme help you with that, hon."
the way his face visibly brightened at the offer
adorable
not that you noticed
exhibit b
"um, [n-name], can you help me with this?"
you turn around from talking to your friend, kiri.
"sure, sweetie, whatchu need?"
he turned as red as a freshly picked tomato
tbh, for a second, he forgot what he needed to ask you
exhibit c
"i-is this right?"
"ooh," you said, trying to be nice but your tone seeped through. "baby, no."
he didn't even care he got it wrong
he only cared about the way you called him baby
the way it rolled off your tongue so easily
how you obviously didn't feel awkward calling everyone you knew by those pet names, even though none of them were actually your significant other
and it only worked for you
only you could call everyone (especially him) love-y pet names and remain unbothered
it was your brand
i could give you more examples but i think you get it
so yeah
deku + pet names = uwu overload
shoto todoroki !
todoroki would be much more subtle when it came to how he felt about pet names
he didn't necessarily mind
just thought they were more appropriate for actual couples
although he wouldn't be opposed to that either
like when he made a mistake
he would mutter a "sorry"
and then you would just be like
"it ain't no problem, suga, it ain't no problem."
and he just fucking loved it
you could tell that he was more reserved than others so you tried to break him out of his shell more and more everyday
so when you just sit next to him one day and say
"hey, baby! how we feelin' today?"
he doesn't really know how to respond
not because he was being his usual, quiet self
but because
'what did she just call me?'
it threw him off
"babe? you good?" you said, waving your hand in front of his face
it brought him back to earth but flustered him for a second time as you called him "babe" again
you seemed so comfortable with it
you could just.. say those things without hesitation
and it both confused and amazed him that it was so easy for you
that you didn't see anything wrong with what you were saying
he wasn't used to this
but if it was you
then maybe he'd learn to adapt
"huh? yeah, yeah, i'm okay."
aw he's soft
katsuki bakugo !
he doesn't understand
like he's so mean to you
and you just retaliate with cute titles like "babyboy"
he's frustrated that he can't get to you
and even more frustrated that he found your pet-name-calling attractive
even though he found you attractive anyways but that's besides the point
sitting in class 1-a, y'all were in the middle of the battle you had daily, him trying to get under your skin, and you turning him down, adding words like "honey" to pour salt on the wound
"i'm stronger than you anyway. you're nothing. pathetic." he cringed in his mind, as he knew he didn't believe that at all.
"oh, that's cute. baby, you think i ain't know that?"
he mentally frowned
not only because you still seemed unbothered
but because you implied that you thought lowly of yourself
and to be honest,
he thought you were strong as hell
he was often impressed of you
dare i say, intimidated
but of course, he's bakugo so he wasn't going to simply leave you alone like that
as you stood and walked toward uraraka at the front of the class, he tried to send a fireball at your back
but ur a big brain
using your manipulation quirk, you redirected the explosion away from you
"not today, pretty boy," he slightly softened at the sound of you calling him pretty boy, but then immediately got more angry as it was obviously patronizing
"but i fuck witchu for trying." this nearly pushed him over the edge
but there was nothing he could do
no attack he could use
that you wouldn't predict and counter first
that's one of the things he admired about you
not that he ever admit it 😤
"i hate you." he muttered, but you just barely heard it.
"love you too, babe."
oh how he just wanted to take you to his dorm and see what names you'd call him then 😍
cHILE ANYWAYS LMFAOO
he didn't focus very well for the rest of class as you kept winking and whispering pet names that were obviously aimed at him
he's babie idc
#bnha#mha#bhna x reader#mha x reader#bnha x poc!reader#mha x poc!reader#poc!reader#midoriya x reader#deku x reader#izuku midoriya x reader#shoto todoroki x reader#todoroki x reader#katsuki bakugo x reader#bakugo x reader#x reader#x poc!reader#boku no hero academia#my hero academia#boku no hero academia x reader#my hero academia x reader#my hero academia x poc!reader#izuku midoriya x poc!reader#katsuki bakugo x poc!reader#shoto todoroki x poc!reader#midoriya x poc!reader#bakugo x poc!reader#todoroki x poc!reader#am i doing this right#send help#pls
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“I’m hungry,” Jisung whines, letting his phone drop face-down into his lap.
Great opening i feel like im at the theatre and the curtains are still opening but the action is already happening
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Straight into some certified fi grade banter love 👏that 👏 for👏 us👏
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Awwwwwwwwww these two <33333333 fat uwu
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Was this a personal question for vampires? Had you crossed some kind of supernatural taboo?
No Sung is just awks in the face of 😍🤤 and potentially managing the ol 💘
though after reading through im getting more of a do i tell her the undignified way I usually feed or do I try to wine and dine her
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He’s perfectly still under you, almost like a statue – and your new position puts you at just a few inches taller than him, forcing him to lift his chin up just slightly to meet your gaze.
<333333333333 💕💓💞💕💓💞💕💓💞💕 just sputtering hearts. That is all.
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“Like I said, it’s always…you know, all scary alleyways and…” Jisung rambles on, looking away from you. “I always feel guilty after.”
We got a catholic vampire folks he does wipe ppls memories after apparently but I wanna go off the ah fuck I should have done that but I did and im gonna do it again and feel bad again
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A BIG OL CHOMP i-
She rlly went omnomnom I CANT they're too adorable 🤧
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Intermission to say I'm loving all the ... and the italics like yasssss
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This is torture. Slow, sweet torture, like the worst – best – kind of foreplay. There are no clear thoughts in your head, just a delicious kind of fog that swallows you up entirely.🥵
Chef's kiss ✨✨
... brought to you by grave mail
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“Y-yeah, well…” you flounder for words, face growing even warmer. “You know me. I just like proving you wrong."
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW biggest 👉👈😶💕 energy
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“Maybe,” Jisung teases. “If you ask nicely.”
AWWWWWW look at him all FED and CONFIDENT
🐾💥
*cracks knuckles* let’s do this! 🥰🥰
we are in fact starting right in the middle of the action. in media res. (in feed-ia res, ayyyy).
i do love my snarky banter between friends. i wanted to establish pretty much straight away that this is a friendship of equals, reader has zero fear towards this dude, it’s all good.
they are real fuckin cute dorks, i love them
hehe, we’re getting into the fun stuff. so. jisung and feeding. he’s definitely a lil awkward about being asked it, but mostly bc...well. his best friend is asking him how he feeds, and how does he explain that it’s almost always through seduction and the humans pretty much always think he’s about to initiate hot dirty alley sex? “up against a wall” indeed.
(also, related to that point above, if we’re talking about jisung ‘managing’ something...well. he’s in sweatpants. reader literally just gave him the vampire version of bedroom eyes and did the whole “slow collar pull down, stroking neck” and oh dear. there’s a reason jisung’s hands are suddenly in his lap 😇)
he’s so n e r v o u s 🥺🥺
i think he’s very much aware of the iffy consent that comes with feeding, but he can’t exactly expose the big secret to any rando he meets. it’s a very fucking difficult ethical situation to be in, and jisung really isn’t well-suited for it.
“omnomnom” was one of my favourite lines, possibly of all my fics. reader’s literally mounting this vampire and staring right at those pointy teeth, and gives zero fucks. icon.
dramatic ellipses. dramatic italics. my crutches, my loves, my lil writing tools.
my plot notes for this section is literally just “oh, reader’s getting into this”. I tried hard to really portray that in a way that wasn’t too graphic, and...yep 🤷♀️ words n stuff.
reader’s real fuckin cute. realises jisung has found out about The Feels and is just like “ok, no point denying this. yeah, i have feelings and you assumed i didn’t so really don’t you feel silly?”
i can tell you right now that when they finally get into the ~spice~...reader was not, in fact, the one that asks nicely 😇
delightful as always, i appreciate how much you put into your feedback, 🐾💥! this made me smile so much!
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