#literally shaking this is soooooooo

[three-headed-monster]

connor and mitch at eagle’s nest golf club with christine simpson for cibc

[silhouette-saloon]

fall out boy. in 5 hours. Im vibrating

[transbunnyboi]

I'M BACK FROM MY DATE. My brain is so fuzzy and I'm soooo dizzy and I'm overwhelmingly horny right now ough my god!!! My face and body is so warm, I feel like I was drugged oh god. Okay so I'm still fucking reeling. This man. Jesus Christ.

So he shows up and we go to some restaurant (It's a local one) and we have food and we talk and !! he doesn't like drinking (neither do I, for some reason I'm scared of it?? But not weed? My brain is silly), and also he's vegan. SO we eat and then we talked FOR HOURS and he's so interesting and nice and he's a really good listener and oughhhh god !!!! Oh my god and his teeth are so pretty and that sounds so weird but like they're not perfectly straight and they're so cute and aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!! So he takes me driving and just being in the car with him with his scent and his voice and his laugh and the slight fear of the fact that it's late at night and we're just driving around and he starts flirting with me and??? Also telling me like. Urban legends of the area and slowly creeping me out and I, not a normal person, started getting like. Absurdly turned on and shifting around in my seat and crossing and uncrossing my legs and we're on a dark desolate road and I wanted him to pull over and fuck me in the back and eventually we got back to my apartment complex and we parked in the dark area and he started talking and I asked if he'd 'kiss me goodnight' and he smiled and reached over and kissed me and I couldn't stop kissing him back.

He tastes sooooo so good just oh god, and we started making out in his car and my boycunt started aching soooooooo soo bad that it made my fucking legs shake and I want him so bad and my brain stopped working and I started begging him and I honestly don't even remember what I was asking for but I swear to god, my tdick started throbbing soo so bad and my cunt was dripping down my thighs and then he started unbuckling his belt and I literally started whining (I'm actually rlly embarrassed lmao) and I ended up sucking his cock and oh my god. I don't know what happened but I think my brain fucking re-wired. His cock tasted so fucking good and I'm soo dizzy from it. I can't even describe it but it slightly tasted like dirt and it slightly burned my tongue?? not burned but like???? I can't describe it and he kept leaking pre into my mouth and he was holding my hair back and guiding me and petting my hair with his other hand and ohhh god he was so vocal and he kept praising me and saying I was a good boy and I was so fucking horny that I was actually tearing up and I ended up stroking him until he came on my tongue dfhjgfdsfghjsdgf

He fixed himself up and took me to my apartment and my legs were so wobbly and I wanted him to fuck me so so so bad and he ended up kissing me again and again and when I asked for him to spend the night he said no, and kinda let out the softest little laugh (I was dripping down my leg) and said "You're greedy, huh?" and went "Not on the first date." I started trying to get him inside anyway because I was literally trembling and dizzy and I needed him so so bad and he kissed me AGAIN and smiled and said no and leaned in (I started shaking and panting, I was literally losing my mind) and he fuCKING GOES "and don't touch yourself tonight. If you do that, I mean."

He said he'd take me out tomorrow night because we're both off work and my boycunt is aching so bad and I'm so overwhelmingly horny and I can't stop whining and I'm laying on my bed with my ass up and I need to have fucking ANYTHING and I'm so so fucking horny and I cAN'T. I WANT TO DIE.

[the-bi-space-ace]

Call When You Need Me - Part 2

Read Part 1 Here

Fandom: The Bad Batch

Relationship: Echo & Rex, Echo & Hunter

Words: 1,952

Summary: Echo wakes up in med-bay. Rex isn't very happy with him.

Soooooooo I said I would work on Part 2 for this and I may have written it in literally a day.... this is definitely getting polished up and posted to Ao3 eventually because I love this concept too much to let it go.

Warnings for some tough love, discussions of injury, and brief mention of past traumatic events. also for copious amounts of ‘dad’ coming from Rex.

Tags for people I think may want to read it: @phantom-of-the-501st @girloffourhouses @saturn-sends-hugs @spicy-tomato-sauce @writingmonet @julijuli77

When Echo woke his mouth felt dry, eyes bleary as they stared at a grey ceiling. His body ached, pain swelling in every muscle. Nothing compared to the hot white pain of his abdomen but he didn’t have the strength to move his own hand. Looking around he could spot familiarity. The makeshift med-bay of their safe house surrounded him, supplies and machines scattered around the room. The cot underneath of him was made of thin materials they scrounged together. Not the most comfortable but not terrible. His armor was stacked in neat piles in the corner, clothes laid out on one of the desks that he could likely change into when he moved on from this, and next to that was his comm. What he was mainly interested in was the captain who pulled him off of that frozen planet, tapping away at a datapad in the chair beside his bed. 

“Still working, huh?” Echo asked. Rex’s head perked up as soon as he heard his voice. He sat the datapad down, leaning forward so his elbows rested on the cot, hands clasped together. The once over he gave was an appraisal of his state, and Echo didn’t even grumble as Rex’s fingers traveled over the pulse point on his wrist or the delicate skin under his eyes, testing the area for pain. By the ache Echo assumed he was bruised from the crash even there. Looking down now he saw the purple and red marks along his arm, likely more laid under the thin gown they’d dressed him in. Echo almost asked to see the wound in his abdomen but he didn’t want to see hurt bloom on Rex’s face while he obliged. 

Confident he wasn’t going to disappear Rex sat back, hands clasped together. “What happened out there?” 

For a long moment Echo didn’t answer. The lump in his throat - one he didn’t understand - made it difficult to. Eventually he had to shrug. “I got caught, the ship was shot down, I lost some time.” Rex waited like there was more but Echo didn’t continue, just stared at him, willing the panic slowly rising from his chest to slow. 

“That’s it? Nothing else you want to talk about?” Rex asked, nothing accusatory. Just the simple question, one that Echo vehemently disregarded with a sharp shake of his head. Frustrated, Rex stood, hands on his hips as he paced. “I completed the mission.” Echo didn’t want it to sound so small but he couldn’t help it. He hadn’t done anything wrong. He followed orders, did his job, followed protocol. 

”That’s not-” Rex rubbed a hand down his face. It took him a moment to compose himself before he sat down again. His face was painfully neutral. Echo braced for the worst. “Why didn’t you call for help?”

Don’t think about the cold.

”I couldn't compromise the mission.” 

”Bullshit, Echo, that’s bullshit.” Rex sighed, pressing the back of his hand to his mouth. They sat there, Rex mulling over his words and Echo refusing to speak, neither of them quite bridging the gap of understanding. Eventually he pulled his hand away from his mouth, pressing his lips together. “I’m in hyperspace, thinking this mission has gone off without a hitch, then I get a message.” 

“I didn’t mean-”

”It’s Hunter.“ Rex rolled over him, eyes piercing into his own as that anxiety crawled higher. “He asks me where you are, if I’m with you. When I say no he tells me he’s talking to you and you sound hurt. Imagine how shocked I was when I checked your tracker and you’re on a random planet midway through its winter.” Desperately he wished to be able to get up and walk away. Shame wrapped around his throat, trying not to lose his composure already. He couldn’t explain why he was so trapped in that moment, still feeling as though he’d been writhing under the metal pole trying to break free. 

With a deep breath Echo considered him. Same buzzed hair, same strength, same eyes, but Rex seemed older at this moment. Worried, frustrated. 

“My ship fell out of hyperspace, I can’t control that.” He croaked. Rex’s eyes softened but he worked overtime to keep his expression hardened otherwise. 

His eyes always did give him away. 

“You could’ve called me to help. Did you think I would just leave you there?” Rex asked. 

”No, I was…” It was his turn to feel frustrated. Lacking the words he really wanted, fighting that ball of hot discomfort that kept trying to wrestle itself free. Why couldn’t Rex just drop it? Let him stew in this feeling alone and accept his answers. “The mission is more important than me, Rex. It has to be.” 

“So you’re just willing to throw your own life away, even when you don’t have to.” Ice flooded through Echo’s veins, eyes widening at the stony neutrality on Rex’s face.

“That’s not what this is.” 

“Then tell me what’s going on with you.” Rex asked. Echo huffed, confused, cornered. As if he’d gotten the reaction he wanted Rex leaned forward, eyebrows lifting. “If what we’re doing is for the clones then that means all of us. It means you, too.”

“We know what we’re signing up for. We lose people, that's what happens.” Echo tried to talk with his hand, gesture to get his point across, but his arm broke out in pins and needles. Too early to move, then. 

”But we don’t have to. There are times that we can save each other. Mission or not.” Rex readjusted, folding his arms over his chest. “Why didn’t you call me?”  

Echo’s jaw clenched. “I don’t know.”

”Don’t lie to me. I know you better than that.” Their standoff was coming to a halt, that much Echo knew. He hadn’t been able to win one, yet, regardless of how much he tried. Rex wasn’t a captain for no reason. He fought his way there through grit and grime and made himself who he is today. Echo, while stubborn, wasn’t ever quite able to get him to back down. Maybe he should feel more grateful for that but, at this moment, all he wanted to do was throttle him. 

Echo swallowed around that pesky lump, clearing his throat to try and sound more put together. ”It was so cold. Like the chamber they kept me in on Skako. And the pain…It felt just like it did then. I couldn’t move, I was t-trapped, ugh.” He turned away as much as he could. Shame burned his face. He was meant to be over this. It was so long ago now. The gentle touch on the back of his hand made him jump but Rex’s fingers persisted, turning his hand so it was palm up. Fingertips slid across the expanse of his palm, drawing little shapes in distraction. He let a breath out through his nose. “Calling Hunter, I just wanted… needed someone and I dialed a number. The pain was so much, Rex. You were on a mission too and I just… I couldn’t risk fucking it up and sacrificing more clones. Not for me.” He found it within himself to turn back to Rex, despite how glossy and red his eyes must look, only to meet the sympathetic gaze of his captain. “I wasn’t sure if anyone had tried to follow me, but if you’d gotten away I didn’t want to risk you getting hurt, too. The network needs you, Rex.”

”It needs you, too. So do I.” Rex reassured, squeezing his hand. “I will come for you, no matter where you are. I’m not leaving you behind, I won’t make that mistake again.”  

“You didn’t do it on purpose.” Echo insisted, sniffing. The room was much less stuffy now that Rex wasn’t playing ‘bad captain’. Gaining some affection in the process was a decent plus, even if his body still felt like it had been hit by a speeder. Echo glanced down at where the rest of his body disappeared under the blanket. “How bad is it?” 

“We patched you up but you’ll be on strict orders to rest until we’re happy with your recovery.” Rex smiled when he rolled his eyes. Still somehow endeared to his whining about rest. 

“I could suggest a good spot to recuperate, if you’re in need of one, captain.” Hunter’s tired voice scared the living hell out of him, body jolting at the interruption. Whipping his head around the room he found no one else, but his eyes landed on the comm, sitting there as if it hadn’t been touched in ages. 

“Have you been there this whole time?” Echo hissed, shaking out his shoulders as best he could to rid himself of the momentary shock. 

“You told me not to hang up.” Hunter yawned. He must’ve been there for hours. However long it took them to get back here, not to mention the time in surgery, the time unconscious. All of that just to sit and wait, idly chat with Rex or Cody while they waited to figure out what would happen. There was a deep ache in his chest then, one that brought that thickness back to his throat and burned his eyes.  

“I think leave would do you some good.” Rex mentioned with a tilt of his head. 

Echo scoffed. “Great, now you’re both ganging up on me.”  

To his credit, Rex did smile, fond. “I’m not kicking you out. When you’re healed and ready again, give me a call. Instead of letting yourself bleed out in the cold.” It wasn’t an ask but Rex had a way of phrasing it like one. Making Echo think he was making the decision. He may have let the moment draw out a little, just to keep up the facade that he was in fact the one in charge here, then sigh, head swiveling towards the comm.  

“You didn’t let anyone call dibs on my bed, did you?” The gentle chuckle through the speaker drew his own smile into the light. 

“It was touch and go there for a minute but it’s safe.” Hunter’s voice was gruff, thick with exhaustion. He’d really sat there waiting, huh? The thought warmed the parts of him that were still touched by the planet’s icy storm. 

“I’ll get some of your stuff ready to go.” Rex squeezed his hand once more then let it go, stopping to smooth out some of the blankets where they’d been disturbed, brow pinched in concern. “Taking a break doesn’t mean you’re not a part of this. You always have been. I wouldn’t know what to do with myself if it weren’t for you.” 

“You get on just fine but… thanks.” Echo muttered, embarrassed by the praise. Somehow Rex always managed to do that at just the right moments. Knowing he’d gotten what he wanted Rex grinned then left them alone, the door sliding shut behind him. Echo let a few seconds of silence pass before addressing Hunter again. “Looks like I’m coming to you.”

“Want me to tell them or do you want it to be a surprise?” Hunter asked. Relief peppered his voice. 

“I do like keeping them on their toes.” He could see it now. All of them shocked he’d made it there without spilling it, half mad yet letting it go because their time was always short. That made his chest hurt, thinking about how little time they always had. He’d try not to mention it this trip. Who knew how long it would take to make a full recovery. As composed as he could he cleared his throat, voice choked. “I’ve missed you. All of you.” 

Hunter let out a sigh but he sounded no less tremulous. “Then get your ass in gear.”

[zylphiacrowley]

Then v Now

Tagged by @sailor-artemis @gatheredfates and @disaster-husbun Thank you friends~! ♥

I will tag uhhhhh..... @golmorehotgirl @lilas @this-is-ris @e-nishka-aosh and @stalwart-spirit

^ 12/2020 (apparently?) || 12/2024 v

So uhhhhh... storytime I guess.

A long time ago (I think this would've been when StB or maybe even HW was current) I bought a prebuilt "gaming" PC (mistake). To test it's capabilities I decided I would run the benchmark for whatever expansion was current at that time (don't ask me why this was my first train of thought, I don't claim to know the inner workings of my own mind)... it failed. Like miserably. Like if the bench could audibly laugh at me I think it would've. No matter, I hate MMOs and didn't plan to play it anyway, I just wanted to test it. I went on my merry way with my shitass "gaming" PC (that didn't last long anyway because it really was just a glorified paperweight).

Several years (and a new custom built PC) later, I was scrolling tumblr, as you do, and I kept seeing this red haired catboy and I was like "I don't know who this catboy is, but I wish only the best for him" then I found out that he was from XIV and that XIV had a "Free trial up to level 60 including the award winning expansion, Heavensward", so I was like, "Eh, I should try out the benchmark again see if I can run it. Also I enjoy a good character creator so I'll make a character give it a go and probably stop once I finish all the free content." Oh..... oh you sweet summer child... Anyway because I was not seriously considering playing this game for the long run, I was like "heehee I make an old catman because old man protag is unusual for SE game so is a bit sillay." I ran him all the way through ARR with people calling him "lad" and "boy" before I decided I couldn't stand it anymore and I spent my free fantasia to shoot him with the lazerbeam of youth. Woe, youth be upon ye catboy.

Now, did I need a friend to pretty much hold my hand all through ARR and HW because I was literally shaking with anxiety every time I queued for literally any content in the game? ...................I mean, yeah (thank you for being patient with me Lambs, as I made you run a bby sprout through probably mind-numbingly boring content for you at the time). But look at me now! I can queue as a DPS without crying the whole time I'm sitting in queue! Progress babeeeeeeeee!

It wasn't until this year (or late last year, I forget) that I actually got up the courage to start posting more stuff about my catboy (and my ship... especially my ship I still get sort of self-conscious about posting ship stuff but I enjoy it so I keep doing it anyway) and through doing so I've met soooooooo many wonderful friends in the community! I love seeing and learning about other people's WoLs, OCs, and ships, so I have been thriving getting to know everyone!

It has been an honor getting to share fandom space with so many fantastic people! I hope in 2025 I get to know even more about everyone's characters, and maybe even meet new people!

[therealslimshakespeare]

ok i had a crazy thought. u know how in that little blurb with lu and benny she laughs to herself and he’s like “what’s that?” that was soooooooo fucking cute. like so cute. and now i’m thinking that if she ever (as a yapper) tries to get out a sentence during sex but cuts herself off by moaning, he’d slow down and like wait for her to say what she wants to say. because i think being connected in that moment is so important to her and he often enforces it, not even her. the exception to this is if she’s speaking protests or wanting to drive he will keep kissing until she is satiated and slumps into the passenger seat.

Except in question:

He’s got his eyes closed again, lashes fanned out on freckling cheeks. And Lu is watching him once more and thinking how much she’d like to be a couple of lazy lizards with Benny.

She snickers at the thought.

“What’s that?” he hums.

Lu shakes her head, disbelieving that she’s about to embarrass herself like this but at least he still has his eyes closed, “I was thinking that we’re a pair of lizards.” And that she’d like to keep being a lizard with him and have a lizard family.

Holy shit Nonnie now this is what j call a good contribution to filth?! Whoaaaa damn ok yes, yes we already talked of him edging her but this is such a perfect extra characterization, taking it to a new level. Your use of the word “enforcing” has done funny things to my womb, it’s so hot and so loving and just Jeeze. I can literally see and hear him slowing down and making her say it lovingly teasing and insistent ughh

[galaxy-lilies]

FINISHED THE HOTGUY ZINE AND AAAAAAAAH /POS

okay im going to put my thoughts under the cut cause OUGH this is going to be a long post LMAO

FIRST OFF can i just say how amazing and incredible the folk who organized the whole event are, they deserve absolute kudos

AND ANOTHER FIRST OFF: SHOUTOUT TO ALL THE LOVELY WRITERS, ARTISTS, EDITORS, ETC. WHO CONTRIBUTED YALL ARE INCREDIBLE

okay okay finally into the recap that was an amazing 3 and a half hours of my life

Pages 1-103:

When I first saw the heads up about how the zine was interconnected and skipping any part would potentially lead to some plot i was immediately intrigued then i was immediately hit with the other realization of "410 PAGES???? HELLO????"

the first comic was so fucking cute OMG LIZZIE'S DESIGN WAS SO CUTE AND THE SILLY SLIDESHOW HUMOR BETWEEN JOEL, SCAR, AND LIZZIE

"hold on let me make some edits-" "no let ME make some edits-"

the artstyle changing based on who was editing what, Joel just trying to support his wife, Scar purposely mishearing "cats" as "cash" absolute hilarity how i heart them all so

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AND THEN WE GET HIT WITH THE DOODY ART OOOOH MY DAYS CUTEGUY AND HOTGUY MEETING FOR THE FIRST TIME AAAAAAH

Grian rocking the cloak, Scar just absolutely confuzzled: THEYRE SOOOO *shakes them*

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and the shenanigans between Ren, Scar, and BDubs oh my god AND THE ON GOING BIT ABOUT HOW "if anyone says hotguy it immediately turns into the logo" it never fails to make me laugh

the early days of the mutation, the proposal of the union, PEARL'S LITTLE >:3c as she pressed publish OUGH

and the trail of petals grian left behind as he considered hotguy's proposal just *splat* i literally ate up all the art and the fics and the silly silly edits in this zine THEY WORLD BUILDING IS AMAZING

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speaking of world building: MUMBLR??? HELLOOOOOOO

THE ANON'S HAVING SILLY MUSTACHES BY DEFAULT

THE RANTING IN THE TAGS

THE MEMES

now i need to know, what does old mumblr *checks notes* teal? green? look like

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(at this point it was around 8 PM but after a long day i was already reaching the point of eepyness and i thought "surely i can finish reading the hOTGuY zine in one sitting!" spoiler alert: i did not)

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immediately when i saw the G Team comic i was reminded of the council of Grians LMAO Grian being the absolute chaotic one man band as he tries to collect all this evidence, the readers seeing Scar's means of transportation for the first time, and then *vine boom* SCULK

also ARIANA GRIANDE THE BELOVED HOW I HEART HER SOOOOOOOO i love all of the grians featured here, and the fact that permit office grian managed to make a silly appearance AND his permit shenanigans working in his favor- hE EVEN HAS THE "please hold." MUSIC- iconic i tell you, iconic

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I absolutely exploded into a million pieces seeing tibby's art then exploded again because "i can't see the end of the horizon...CUBFAN135- IS THAT YOU??!!?"

seeing the sculk snail follow behind scar idly, the fact that grian's only lead is cub ordering pizza like of all leads. but to be fair it does fit both of them LMAO

i am eating the sculk texturing btw it's very very tasty uwu

it's the fact that both of them turned to each other to yell "ARSON" like of course theyre at the ready to light things on fire

BUT THEN THIS PANEL

cub just over scar's shoulder like a sack of potatoes, the match already out of grian's hand, the sculk snail also there to witness the chaos that is about to ensue *chefs kiss* poetic cinema

also i would buy this shirt

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oh my gods the emails, the emails were so fucking funny i- KJSDFHDSJK

BDubs immediately trying to screen Cub out and Cub just continuing his shenanigans unperturbed, grian at his wits end trying to contact scar but of course scar is busy and cub just assumes it's some impersonation account until further notice, TGC trying to contact them but once again Mr. Fan135 Does Not Give A Fuck and he lives to cause mild annoyances and chaos, what a guy LMAO

their littol email icons are so cute, when i saw pearl's i was like "WAH PUPPERRRR"

i havent seen many email-format type beat story telling before so this was an absolute joy to explore the story through pearl's detailed emails, grian's panicked typing (how was mans typing and sending so quickly with 365+ lazer eyed chickens chasing him like a mad man + a green gob- i mean goatman), and both bdubs' and cub's concern and nonchalance. not to mention bdubs just nodding along and going "well cub you have proven yourself...and uh- added a totally not a virus to scar's phone- BUT you have proven yourself...." absolute sillies, absolutely iconic

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THE TWITTER BEEF HAD ME CACKLING OH MY GOD THE QUOTE RETWEETS i would pay good money to see that in real time oh my god

mumblr user hermitopia-explained you will always be famous

okay i'll admit it i was distracted by the scitties- BUT the social media handles and names being remade into hermit puns and the fact he's chilling on mending beach I CAN'T

AND OUR ETERNAL QUEEN JELLIE i literally let out a small squeal looking at her she is sO *gently holds her*

birthday gorl getting absolutely spoiled, as she deserves

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scar finding a cloak just to do the sailor moon meme: iconic, showstopping, one of a kind, amazing, talented- i love these two idiots

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and as a heads up i'm going to try and separate these into about 100 pages each! so expect the next reblog soon

[lewinblue]

M'dear I hope you don't think this weird but I just saw the full Salem's Lot trailer and now I'm having some um.......thoughts (lol). Some of the characters who were turned I included just for reasons of my own.

I can totally see Ben Mears x wifey!reader living with the entire gang under one roof and running a vampire/monster hunter coven. Like all of them in a gigantic Victorian house at the end of the street, everybody has a room of their own that's personalized to suit their personalities. The house is absolute chaos most days, but ya'll wouldn't have it any other way.

When the guys have their "guy hunts" it's soooooooo much fun. It gives you and the girls of the house some time to yourselves to decompress and not have to deal with shenanigans. Ben will literally send you as many memes as possible from the hunt and his favorite one so far is of Mike Ryerson and Matt Burke standing over an exhumed coffin and Father Callahan is in there with his arms crossed.

When you guys all go on a hunt together? Even more fun. Mark will join you if it's on a Friday night after he's done with his homework. Ben will literally keep Baby Randy strapped to his back (you guys adopted him and changed his name from Randy McDougal to Randy Mears upon his official adoption) as you're all walkin through the woods to the cemetery. Matt Burke brings a portable mix-tape player and he's got all the good shit on there (you guys were all singing along to "Shake Your Rump" by the Beastie Boys to lure in a creature that loves loud noises, lol).

Dahling I'm happy to send in more when and where I can. That trailer has me by the metaphorical nuggets already (lol).

Omg I didn’t even know the trailer dropped!! I take one nap and look what happens.

I absolutely love this. They’re all one big monster hunting family (I bull body laughed at father Callahan I’m the coffin) and imagine even though they’re all there for vampire hunting they get into a comfortable family type of relax with each other and just in the middle of the night sometimes wifey!reader and mark will join in together to prank Ben.

Also, baby Randy, yes in my head he’s actually been adopted since the first page of the book by Ben so this checks out lol.

If you have more keep ‘‘em coming lol

[carnalcervidae]

literally wish i wasn't lactose intolerant bc i would chug heavy cream like crazy

drinking ur calories is so much easier than eating bc like u don't have to chew, yk?

but i'm soooooooo lactose intolerant. pour one out for me cause g-d knows i can't drink it 😔

are there even lactose free gainer shake recipes cause i haven't seen any now that i'm thinking about it

[web-novel-polls]

Web Novel Weapon Tournament

[Please be courteous in the notes.]

Xin Mo - Luo Binghe’s sword (Ver. 2: Electric Boogaloo - SVSSS)

Submission: 

it is literally The web novel weapon??? like it’s the demon emperor’s golden finger that he found in the eternal abyss? it has fanon continuity points as well if you believe that the metal rod wei wuxian (MDZS) touches in the mouth of the turtle is either a previous or later form of xin mo. Xin Mo is soooooooo good that it had to fight itself at one point! XIN MO SUPREMACY !!!!!!!

Ruoye - Xie Lian’s spiritual device (TGCF)

Wiki Link

Submission:

Ruoye is technically a demonic weapon or whatever as it doesn't need spiritual power to control, but that also might just be because it's sentient and has a will of it's own but is deeply loyal to Xie Lian obviously. Ruoye can extend REALLY far!!! And he can form protection barriers, and decapitate zombies, and chop vegetables. There's nothing this good bandage baby can't do!! Peak performance! AND it'll pretend to do a snake dance while Xie Lian plays an instrument while busking!! Isn't that adorable! Xie Lian wears it on his wrists usually, and sometimes Ruoye will like tighten or rub his wrists to express fear or comfort Xie Lian and its so cute. Ruoye is so good. Personally I think despite Ruoyes background being like. Horribly tragic, thats what makes it so Good. All that pain and suffering made this thing that ended up protecting Xie Lian all these 800 years. But I left it last in case it's too much.  (tw suicide mention) Ruoye was created after being soaked in Xie Lian's blood when it was used to tie him up while various people stabbed him with a sword a hundred times. Then when he was able to return home, it was used by his parents to kill themselves for a variety of reasons we won't get into. Then, upon finding them, he tried to kill himself too. But his cursed shackles prevented his mortal body from dying, so when he died he just came back; he came back to a silk bandage that after taking the life of 2 royals, and being soaked in the blood of a royal and former god and stuff, it came to life!! With resentment technically. But he's a good boy.

E-ming - Hua Cheng’s cursed scimitar (TGCF)

Wiki Link 

Submission:

E-ming is the best boy. Hua Cheng forged his saber when he was defending humans who got caught in the middle of a big ghost battle for dominance, essentially. He dug out his cursed red eye and created E-ming from it. So his eye is on the pommel of the sword, right in the center above the handle, and it emotes!! When its happy, the eye curves into a crescent and it vibrates!!! It cries when Hua Cheng is mean to it in a fucked up sense of self loathing since his sword is born from him!! E-ming grows bigger when Xie Lian(Hua Cheng's god and eventual husband) kisses the blade, because silly erection joke! But also it begs Xie Lian for praise and attention because its BEST. BOY. Oh and I guess also the entirety of the heavens fears the cursed blade E-ming, which has the power to reopen any wounds its made an on an individual before. Just the thought of E-ming makes gods shake in their boots. But more importantly, he's best boy.

[intertexts]

hey soooooooo . how about some psychic damage. new haven wards huh. vista chapter huh. who else do we know that is so eager to throw his whole life into his hero identity to the point where he barely even disguises his name. who is ready to die if it means doing something Good. and is the heart of the team both literally and metaphorically. and who can't stand when people call him stupid or incapable or underestimate him. and is also the youngest on the team. their characters are not exactly the same and it would be sort of useless to compare them down to the minutiae HOWEVER. definitely saw some similarities there that made me like. ah. oh no. handshake emoji child soldiers !!!!!!!!!!!

YOU FUCKING SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TERRIBLE AWFUL I'M GONNA FUCKIGN *GET* YOU. SHAKING U BACK AND FORTH BY THE SHOULDERS.

u are causing me so much distress. why would u do that 2 me. ANYWAY. grabbing u by the collar yanking u down to my desk changing the FUCKING SUBJECT but only a little because i WILL CRY. what would his cape name be in worm... i'm trying 2 think of something more thematic & slightly more identity-concealing than dc. because. hm. well. jury's still out on if he'd even be dakota *cole*! it would be fucked up if he never met him i think. anyway my first thought was failsafe but i don't know how much i like that... do u have any thoughts. hi.

[wayward-sherlock]

WAYLIWAYLIWAYLIWAYLIWAYLIWAYLI :]]]]]]]]]] HFGRHJFVHU938EIJHVFJSDKJHSD YAAYAYYAYAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YAY YAY YAY YAY waited allllllll day and finally i have a chance to sit down and say ILYSMMMMMMMMMMMMM OMGGJHDHJHUGREUDFH HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3333333333ILYYYY. oh my god i hope u have literally the best most awesome interesting wonderful day EVER. 💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. you are So incredibly sweet and compassionate and you always brighten my day🫶🫶🫶🫶your vibes are on POINT too. i love having conversations with you and hearing your thoughts!!!!!!!! ALSO. HOLY SHIT.!?!?>!?!>!/.,the way you write is SOOOOOOOO. SOO. shaking u by the shoulders can u hear me. SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. i am constantly admiring your jawdroppingly stunning prose and sending you mental hearts and keysmashes Forever. btw. it's so delightful and warm and refreshing to read every fucking timeeeeee and i'm always so honored and happy to beta YAYYYYYY<33333333. ily. you are so damn talentd it blows my mind i am hugging u spinning around baking u a cake with candles or whatever you'd like honestly MWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MWAH have a fantastic rest of your day ily YAY💛!!!!!!

LIZAAAAA THANK YOU SO MUCH YOURE THE SWEETEST EVER ALL TIME 🥹🥹🥹🥹 i don’t even know what to say this is so kind…don’t mind me melting into a puddle on the floor…

[mostlydeadallday]

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just took my first dose of a new med and I'm being soooooooo brave about it (literally shaking and crying)

(not only is it the first dose of a new med it's the first time I've ever taken any prescription drug ever hahahahahhaaa hi if you're new here I am probably a victim of medical neglect. also my OCD is pitching a fit the universe is ganging up on me

aaaand now it's time to play the hours-long game of "is this nausea a side effect of the med or am I just horribly terribly anxious")

[tenderhooked]

Concept: blanket forts with Jamie and Roy in the football kiddos au

anon i need you to know that when i saw this ask my jaw literally dropped like one of those cartoon characters. THIS IS SOOOOOOOO. OH MAN!!!

11:32 p.m.

“No,” Roy says, for the tenth time since permitting Ted to enter the flat. At the time, he hadn’t realized that doing so would lead to him standing here, now, made the unwitting victim to two pairs of giant pleading puppy-dog eyes. If he’d known, he never would’ve opened that door. Instead he’s stuck and left wondering how exactly Ted’s fucking genetic makeup prevented him from developing shame.

Jamie releases a wordless whine and flops to the floor, all sprawl-legged and boneless. “But Roy,” he says. “Sam says you gotsa do pillowed forts at sleepovers! S’the law.”

“Pillow forts,” Roy corrects, gently absentminded, “and what the shit do you know about the law, you muppet?”

“Moe’s gonna lay it down,” recites Jamie dutifully.

Roy rubs the bridge of his nose.

“To be fair, he ain’t wrong,” says Ted, who’s apparently taken it upon himself to be the least helpful person in the entire fucking universe. He’s behind the kitchen counter baking a late-night batch of brownies even though Roy had told him they didn’t need one, wearing his stupid I’m The Step That Dadded Up apron and waving a spatula around as he talks like it’ll prove his point beyond reproach. “Pillow forts are a tried and true sleepover ritual.”

“Don’t you fucking start,” says Roy.

Jamie spills the rest of the way to the ground, splaying his arms and legs in eagle pose. The little fuck-muppet’s learned how to be dramatic from Colin. It’s hilarious when it’s not used for nefarious purposes, such as this. “Please please please can we do pillow forts, Roy? We gotsa.”

And Roy… has no argument, really, except that he’s tired and in the mood to be stubborn. But Jamie’s so hopeful, and Ted’s got this twat smile beneath his mustache like it’s already been decided what they’re going to do, and instead of another no the next thing out of Roy’s mouth is, “Christ. Fine. We can… do fucking pillow forts.”

Jamie and Ted cheer in tandem. Trent’s probably in the flat over wondering what the fuck is wrong with them. The thought almost makes Roy laugh.

They spend the next hour dragging sheets and pillows from the beds and couches, laying them in a massive pile at the center of the living room until they’ve built a mountain that Jamie is wriggling to climb. Roy tells him to stay put, and Ted sweetens the deal by performing a pantomime of a rock climber getting impaled on a tree branch and falling to his death.

“Okay,” Roy says. “We need four chairs.” He’s not sure why he announces this; he knows only that he’d always hated it when he was a kid and the adults acted like it didn’t matter whether he understood what was happening or not. “Got that, muppet?”

Jamie nods, very solemnly. “Uh-huh!”

The chairs from the table are brought over to fulfill their intended purpose, and then Roy takes one end of a sheet and Ted the other, and they snap a sheet across the length of the backs of the chairs. It settles soft and smooth in the air, forming a roof, and Jamie grabs Blankie from the pile and toddles it right inside.

“Blankie likes it,” Jamie informs Roy. “He thinks s’got characters.”

“Blankie has darn good taste,” says Ted, kneeling at the mouth of the fort. “But y’know what I’m thinkin’?”

Jamie shakes his head.

“This pillow fort needs a couple more pillows,” Ted says, and grabs an enormous armful before knee-crawling beneath the sheet to settle cross-legged next to Jamie and Blankie. “See that? Much better.”

Jamie tucks up against Ted’s thigh. “Roy,” he says, cheeks dimpling with the strength of his beam. “S’not a real pillow fort till you’re here too.”

Roy’s throat goes tight and hot. He swallows past it; takes a moment to capture this image in his mind: Jamie, sleepy and brimming with joy, leaning into the solid, steady weight of a softly smiling Ted, Blankie held between them and the whole world outside put away for a while. His eyes are damp, and he grins through it.

“I’m coming,” he says, and he does.

[dustorange]

on monday i took my 2yo niece who I was pretty much like ambivalent abt to a petting zoo and upick farm thing and weve never rly hung out just the two of us like we dont really hang out period but it was soooooooo fun and she was sooooo cute and giggly and curious and braveee and my sister keeps sending me videos of her spinning around and singing my name and it’s literally like i feel THE SAME WAY GIRL I LOVE YOUUU and she’s so cute bc when something is difficult she’ll shake her head and be like “ohhhhh nooo gabby can’t 😔 gabby can’t” and you can be like “yes gabby can, gabby can do it, gabby do it!!!!!!!” and she’ll like look up at u coyly and be like “………..ok…….gabby try………” and it literally must be because someone gave her a big reaction the first time she did it but it’s so sweet and suchhhh SELF EFFICACY

[02zhoonie]

here’s a dump on how seeing enha in real life is like

heeseung: when they say heeseung comes for u when u see him in person they are absolutely not kidding it’s true. his live vocals are stunning and i just found myself in awe whenever he sang into the mic THAT MIC IS ON!!!! so gorgeous like honey and he’s soooooooo attractive like fr attractive and his stage presence is MWAHHHHH chef’s kiss

jay: i don’t want to talk about it… every time he was on screen i screamed like he’s JUST SOOOOOOOOOOO. HES TEWWWWW FINE !!!! n the guitar playing i nearly died he’s so handsome in real life. HIS MELANIN LIKE HELLO…. he’s so tall tanned n handsome u can’t help but fall for him like …. ahhhhhhh he’s also a huge dork !!! ah my jongsaengie 😭😭😭 when can i see u again

jake: SMOLLLLL HES TINY !!! but also so fkinh good looking like he’s so puppy hehehhe i cant im giggling just thinking about jake. ik that jake wasn’t feeling well during the concerts but i really like couldn’t tell he was doing so well. also he like makes eye contact with everyone like he blew me a kiss r u obsessed with me or smthg jake sim ???(typing this dump half way and JAEYUN WENT LIVE. )

sunghoon: MY PRINCE !! when they call him god of the big screen they’re really not kidding cos every time he appeared on screen I LITERALLY COULDNT STOP SCREAMING THAT HE WAS HANDSOME IN THREE DIFF LANGUAGES. we made eye contact for a solid 5 seconds and i swear he is the prettiest person i’ve ever seen ever. also i got a high five from him so safe to say my status as a sunghoon girl still stands. and his legs r genuinely sooooo fking long . liek it’s crazy i think I HAVE LONG LEGS and i’m pretty sure he beats me

sunoo: HES AN ABSOLUTE SWEETHEART AND A CUTIE PIE. no joke he’s sunshine incarnate. like every time he was on screen everyone around me n including me was liKE AWEEEEE SO CUTE. but liek during performances and all like U CAN SEE HIS SWITCH AND ITS SAURRRR CRAZY i cant do it today !!!

jungwon: JUNGWONNNNN SHAKES FISTS… this boy REALLY LOVES ENGENES SO MUCH AND U CAN FEEL IT . also high fived him hehe. he shines unbelievably bright on stage and it’s just so so so beautiful like after day one i kept thinking about how he just captures everyone’s attention on stage and also everyone screaming every time he comes on screen is sooooo real 😭😭😭 man jumped up my bias list like hello???

niki: MANNNNNN MANNNNNN?? he’s just genuinely so handsome … like i keep looking at niki and thinking he’s just HANDSOMEEEE. but he’s also their baby ya know ?? u can tell that he’s their precious kiddo!! his energy on stage is immaculate!!! niki does so well in everything !!! he’s so great hehe

in conclusion i need to see enha again and immediately please n thank you