#literally shaking this is soooooooo

[three-headed-monster]

connor and mitch at eagle’s nest golf club with christine simpson for cibc

[jackshiccup]

the greatest thing you'll ever learn is to love and be loved in return

have been perpetually rotating @bignostalgias white winter hymnal hijack inside my mind palace like rotisserie chicken i adore this life-changing au to the core my bones and teeth ache badly from thinking about them <3

[fagdykebassboy]

fall out boy. in 5 hours. Im vibrating

[freakshowcowboy]

i thought i would be very i dont care if something gay happened to buck. it should have happened to eddie instead. about buck/tommy but actually seeing evan buckley kiss a man on the mouth on my teee vee scream has got me shaking with adrenaline

[transbunnyboi]

I'M BACK FROM MY DATE. My brain is so fuzzy and I'm soooo dizzy and I'm overwhelmingly horny right now ough my god!!! My face and body is so warm, I feel like I was drugged oh god. Okay so I'm still fucking reeling. This man. Jesus Christ.

So he shows up and we go to some restaurant (It's a local one) and we have food and we talk and !! he doesn't like drinking (neither do I, for some reason I'm scared of it?? But not weed? My brain is silly), and also he's vegan. SO we eat and then we talked FOR HOURS and he's so interesting and nice and he's a really good listener and oughhhh god !!!! Oh my god and his teeth are so pretty and that sounds so weird but like they're not perfectly straight and they're so cute and aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!! So he takes me driving and just being in the car with him with his scent and his voice and his laugh and the slight fear of the fact that it's late at night and we're just driving around and he starts flirting with me and??? Also telling me like. Urban legends of the area and slowly creeping me out and I, not a normal person, started getting like. Absurdly turned on and shifting around in my seat and crossing and uncrossing my legs and we're on a dark desolate road and I wanted him to pull over and fuck me in the back and eventually we got back to my apartment complex and we parked in the dark area and he started talking and I asked if he'd 'kiss me goodnight' and he smiled and reached over and kissed me and I couldn't stop kissing him back.

He tastes sooooo so good just oh god, and we started making out in his car and my boycunt started aching soooooooo soo bad that it made my fucking legs shake and I want him so bad and my brain stopped working and I started begging him and I honestly don't even remember what I was asking for but I swear to god, my tdick started throbbing soo so bad and my cunt was dripping down my thighs and then he started unbuckling his belt and I literally started whining (I'm actually rlly embarrassed lmao) and I ended up sucking his cock and oh my god. I don't know what happened but I think my brain fucking re-wired. His cock tasted so fucking good and I'm soo dizzy from it. I can't even describe it but it slightly tasted like dirt and it slightly burned my tongue?? not burned but like???? I can't describe it and he kept leaking pre into my mouth and he was holding my hair back and guiding me and petting my hair with his other hand and ohhh god he was so vocal and he kept praising me and saying I was a good boy and I was so fucking horny that I was actually tearing up and I ended up stroking him until he came on my tongue dfhjgfdsfghjsdgf

He fixed himself up and took me to my apartment and my legs were so wobbly and I wanted him to fuck me so so so bad and he ended up kissing me again and again and when I asked for him to spend the night he said no, and kinda let out the softest little laugh (I was dripping down my leg) and said "You're greedy, huh?" and went "Not on the first date." I started trying to get him inside anyway because I was literally trembling and dizzy and I needed him so so bad and he kissed me AGAIN and smiled and said no and leaned in (I started shaking and panting, I was literally losing my mind) and he fuCKING GOES "and don't touch yourself tonight. If you do that, I mean."

He said he'd take me out tomorrow night because we're both off work and my boycunt is aching so bad and I'm so overwhelmingly horny and I can't stop whining and I'm laying on my bed with my ass up and I need to have fucking ANYTHING and I'm so so fucking horny and I cAN'T. I WANT TO DIE.

[precious-little-scoundrel]

ok i had a crazy thought. u know how in that little blurb with lu and benny she laughs to herself and he’s like “what’s that?” that was soooooooo fucking cute. like so cute. and now i’m thinking that if she ever (as a yapper) tries to get out a sentence during sex but cuts herself off by moaning, he’d slow down and like wait for her to say what she wants to say. because i think being connected in that moment is so important to her and he often enforces it, not even her. the exception to this is if she’s speaking protests or wanting to drive he will keep kissing until she is satiated and slumps into the passenger seat.

Except in question:

He’s got his eyes closed again, lashes fanned out on freckling cheeks. And Lu is watching him once more and thinking how much she’d like to be a couple of lazy lizards with Benny.

She snickers at the thought.

“What’s that?” he hums.

Lu shakes her head, disbelieving that she’s about to embarrass herself like this but at least he still has his eyes closed, “I was thinking that we’re a pair of lizards.” And that she’d like to keep being a lizard with him and have a lizard family.

Holy shit Nonnie now this is what j call a good contribution to filth?! Whoaaaa damn ok yes, yes we already talked of him edging her but this is such a perfect extra characterization, taking it to a new level. Your use of the word “enforcing” has done funny things to my womb, it’s so hot and so loving and just Jeeze. I can literally see and hear him slowing down and making her say it lovingly teasing and insistent ughh

[galaxy-lilies]

FINISHED THE HOTGUY ZINE AND AAAAAAAAH /POS

okay im going to put my thoughts under the cut cause OUGH this is going to be a long post LMAO

FIRST OFF can i just say how amazing and incredible the folk who organized the whole event are, they deserve absolute kudos

AND ANOTHER FIRST OFF: SHOUTOUT TO ALL THE LOVELY WRITERS, ARTISTS, EDITORS, ETC. WHO CONTRIBUTED YALL ARE INCREDIBLE

okay okay finally into the recap that was an amazing 3 and a half hours of my life

Pages 1-103:

When I first saw the heads up about how the zine was interconnected and skipping any part would potentially lead to some plot i was immediately intrigued then i was immediately hit with the other realization of "410 PAGES???? HELLO????"

the first comic was so fucking cute OMG LIZZIE'S DESIGN WAS SO CUTE AND THE SILLY SLIDESHOW HUMOR BETWEEN JOEL, SCAR, AND LIZZIE

"hold on let me make some edits-" "no let ME make some edits-"

the artstyle changing based on who was editing what, Joel just trying to support his wife, Scar purposely mishearing "cats" as "cash" absolute hilarity how i heart them all so

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AND THEN WE GET HIT WITH THE DOODY ART OOOOH MY DAYS CUTEGUY AND HOTGUY MEETING FOR THE FIRST TIME AAAAAAH

Grian rocking the cloak, Scar just absolutely confuzzled: THEYRE SOOOO *shakes them*

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and the shenanigans between Ren, Scar, and BDubs oh my god AND THE ON GOING BIT ABOUT HOW "if anyone says hotguy it immediately turns into the logo" it never fails to make me laugh

the early days of the mutation, the proposal of the union, PEARL'S LITTLE >:3c as she pressed publish OUGH

and the trail of petals grian left behind as he considered hotguy's proposal just *splat* i literally ate up all the art and the fics and the silly silly edits in this zine THEY WORLD BUILDING IS AMAZING

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speaking of world building: MUMBLR??? HELLOOOOOOO

THE ANON'S HAVING SILLY MUSTACHES BY DEFAULT

THE RANTING IN THE TAGS

THE MEMES

now i need to know, what does old mumblr *checks notes* teal? green? look like

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(at this point it was around 8 PM but after a long day i was already reaching the point of eepyness and i thought "surely i can finish reading the hOTGuY zine in one sitting!" spoiler alert: i did not)

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immediately when i saw the G Team comic i was reminded of the council of Grians LMAO Grian being the absolute chaotic one man band as he tries to collect all this evidence, the readers seeing Scar's means of transportation for the first time, and then *vine boom* SCULK

also ARIANA GRIANDE THE BELOVED HOW I HEART HER SOOOOOOOO i love all of the grians featured here, and the fact that permit office grian managed to make a silly appearance AND his permit shenanigans working in his favor- hE EVEN HAS THE "please hold." MUSIC- iconic i tell you, iconic

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I absolutely exploded into a million pieces seeing tibby's art then exploded again because "i can't see the end of the horizon...CUBFAN135- IS THAT YOU??!!?"

seeing the sculk snail follow behind scar idly, the fact that grian's only lead is cub ordering pizza like of all leads. but to be fair it does fit both of them LMAO

i am eating the sculk texturing btw it's very very tasty uwu

it's the fact that both of them turned to each other to yell "ARSON" like of course theyre at the ready to light things on fire

BUT THEN THIS PANEL

cub just over scar's shoulder like a sack of potatoes, the match already out of grian's hand, the sculk snail also there to witness the chaos that is about to ensue *chefs kiss* poetic cinema

also i would buy this shirt

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oh my gods the emails, the emails were so fucking funny i- KJSDFHDSJK

BDubs immediately trying to screen Cub out and Cub just continuing his shenanigans unperturbed, grian at his wits end trying to contact scar but of course scar is busy and cub just assumes it's some impersonation account until further notice, TGC trying to contact them but once again Mr. Fan135 Does Not Give A Fuck and he lives to cause mild annoyances and chaos, what a guy LMAO

their littol email icons are so cute, when i saw pearl's i was like "WAH PUPPERRRR"

i havent seen many email-format type beat story telling before so this was an absolute joy to explore the story through pearl's detailed emails, grian's panicked typing (how was mans typing and sending so quickly with 365+ lazer eyed chickens chasing him like a mad man + a green gob- i mean goatman), and both bdubs' and cub's concern and nonchalance. not to mention bdubs just nodding along and going "well cub you have proven yourself...and uh- added a totally not a virus to scar's phone- BUT you have proven yourself...." absolute sillies, absolutely iconic

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THE TWITTER BEEF HAD ME CACKLING OH MY GOD THE QUOTE RETWEETS i would pay good money to see that in real time oh my god

mumblr user hermitopia-explained you will always be famous

okay i'll admit it i was distracted by the scitties- BUT the social media handles and names being remade into hermit puns and the fact he's chilling on mending beach I CAN'T

AND OUR ETERNAL QUEEN JELLIE i literally let out a small squeal looking at her she is sO *gently holds her*

birthday gorl getting absolutely spoiled, as she deserves

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scar finding a cloak just to do the sailor moon meme: iconic, showstopping, one of a kind, amazing, talented- i love these two idiots

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and as a heads up i'm going to try and separate these into about 100 pages each! so expect the next reblog soon

[acidic-soulzv10]

••••Soooooooo••••

I had to go to the hospital on the 1st bc my heart rate got up to 177 while sitting °^°

Apparently, I was dehydrated and my potassium/a few other things were low (not to mention I also struggle with POTs)

This is a reminder to Seriously

⭐DRINK YOUR WATER AND TAKE YOUR VITAMINS⭐

This IS a disorder and it CAN be dangerous. As much as I down-play my symptoms, I was pretty fuckin scared that night.

Please please please be careful. We all get caught up in this d!§⁰rd3r, the way our b0dy's look, the nvmb3r on the sc4l3 ect, but you also have to take care of yourself too. You Have to stay hydrated. If your b0dy needs a little extra to get through the rest of the day then that's perfectly fine. It could literally be the difference between being okay, your sugar bottoming out, a hospital visit, or worse.

There's a lot of electrolyte drinks, supplements, shakes, multivitamins and more that can help with this.

Use what's best for you!

You don't wanna end up sitting in a hospital room for hours. It fuckin sucks.

[mega-punani]

A request for the pirate AU (I absolutely love it btw) but how would the boys react to the MC being like papyrus and being surprisingly smooth with their words. Basically how would they react to a good flirt that flusters them?

I got an image that kinda shows how they might react here. But I wanna write it out 2 soooooooo

Flirty MC Reactions:

Sans: OH. OHHHHHHHHHHH. Sans doesn't know what to say. In fact, he is unable to speak at all. He'll stutter away as he tries to find a way to excuse himself appropriately. Darn, he's usually much more composed than this...

Papyrus: He's flustered. Face flushed, he's going to wiggle around, trying to find the right words to thank you with. He's incredibly happy, of course. You just gave him such a suave compliment!

Blue: Mans is kicking his feet and giggling. You've brightened his day, maybe even his week. He'll act coy but won't stop you from praising and rizzing him up. Definitely puffs out his chest when you're around-

Stretch: Hwa- Stretch is flabbergasted. Nothing will be said untill you stop and leave. Of course, the moment you leave, he's breaking down in hysterics. When we're you still smooth?????

Red: Red appreciates a good flirt. As you keep talking, he'll slowly back you up to the wall and lean an arm near your head. He's soaking up all that attention, and at this rate, you two should just make out!

Edge: He's embarrassed as hell. Sure, Edge appreciates a good compliment here and there, but mostly, it has to do with work. You talk so highly of everything about him. For the first time, he has no idea what to do-

Razz: Razz will definitely just scoff. His ego is so big that your measly words would not falter it. But if you catch him in time, he'll look away and fam his face furiously. How dare you reduce him to THIS by simply speaking!

Cash: Most of the time, Cash gets skeptical, but he'll push it aside if it's you. After all, he doesn't get a lot of positive attention, and he needs as much as he can nab. He'll probably flirt back all with a sly grin on his face.

Bear: "oh..." This is literally the only thing he'll say to you as you go on to talking. Most of the time, Bear thinks conversation is annoying, but you have such a way with words. A steady blue will rise up his spine to his cheekbones the longer the interaction continues.

Cinnamon: Literally hiding his face in his hands. If you try to pry his hands off his face, he will resist and attempt to shake you off. He can't let you see the gargantuan smile on his face, or you'll know his weakness! Compliments!

[carnalcervidae]

literally wish i wasn't lactose intolerant bc i would chug heavy cream like crazy

drinking ur calories is so much easier than eating bc like u don't have to chew, yk?

but i'm soooooooo lactose intolerant. pour one out for me cause g-d knows i can't drink it 😔

are there even lactose free gainer shake recipes cause i haven't seen any now that i'm thinking about it

[romanarose]

Congrats on 2000 followers!

I love your Puppy Girl and Guard Dog Joel fics because WOOF (literally). I was wondering what would happen if Guard Dog Joel and reader would see Puppy girl!reader and her Joel out on a walk? Or if Guard dog Joel and Puppy Girl were in the same room together? Would they be besties or enemies? Would they get it on instincutally and be little slobbery messes over each other or resist because they're good for their masters?

As always, love you and can't wait to see what you write next!🫶

IM SOOOOOOOO SORRY I NEVE DID THIS!!!!

I should have never done 2k followers while still in school. I was already burn out, school was so much and then the drama happened ;-;

anyway I'm trying to get through it now!!!

For those unfamilar, over on my dark side blog I got two stories

Puppy Girl: Joel and Tommy keep reader as their "pet" and she likes to live as a puppy, crawling on her hands knees, barking, playing fetch... fuck'n

Guard Dog: Raider Joel raids the wrong house and gets non conned... then reader makes him her guard dog. Tess and Joel vibes.

For Clarity...

Puppy Girl = Puppy Girl reader

GD!Joel = Guard Dog Joel

GD!Reader = Guard Dog reader

Owner!Joel = Puppy Girl's owner Joel

GD!Joel would be.... confused.

There's a lot of differences between him and puppy girl!

Puppy Girl lives more like a puppy and GD! Joel is more human and normal.

I think if they met, say, in Boston, GD! Joel would be a little concerned like... Oh is this what she wants me to be like? He doesn't think he likes that. GD!Joel likes the collar but he doesn't want to crawl...

out side of occasionally crawling to her to fuck her or eat her out... thats it

He thinks puppy girl is cute of course bc Joel loves you in every universe <3

He does not want to be cute.

Theres some things he finds appealing. He sees how brainless puppy girl is... he's working on that. It is nice having GD!reader make choices for him. All he has to do is beat up and shoot anyone who tries to hurt her.

GD!Reader probably laughs with Joel at how Puppy Girl is so attached to Joel, how she crawls around and acts like a real puppy, bowl and all. GD!reader thinks GD!Joel should drink from a bowl.

Puppy Girl thinks GD!Joel is scary but intriguing.

Maybe Puppy Girl crawls over to him, sniffling him...

GD!Reader tells him to sit down and "play" which makes GD!Joel mad, but he does sit.

Puppy girl comes up and sniffles his hand, then licks it. GD!Joel chuckles. He thinks she's really pretty up close and he likes her cute little collar.

They definetly want each other

I think they'd try to resist because they are good. Owner!Joel can be very mean if puppy girl is bad, but thats not often. Honestly she hasn't misbehaved since training...

But Joel lets her play Tommy, doesn't he?

You look up and Owner!Joel is talking to GD!Reader so maybe she can get closer...

Puppy Girl crawls over very quickly and GD!Joel falls back and Puppy girl jumps her two front paws on his chest and begins licking his face!!!

"Puppy!" Owner Joel scolds her, scooping her up and into his arms.

"S'alright..." GD!Joel whipes his face and stands up, blushing

GD!reader teases GD!Joel as they leave, calling it puppy love.

GD!Joel asks her "D'yuh want me to be like... that?"

She'll shake her head. "Nah, ain't much good to me with 2 braincells. I like watching your beat someones ass when they look at me wrong."

GD!Joel smiles.

Back home, Owner!Joel tells Tommy puppy girl was humping another puppy and they need to punish her so she learns <3

It's a fun punishment.

[web-novel-polls]

Web Novel Weapon Tournament

[Please be courteous in the notes.]

Xin Mo - Luo Binghe’s sword (Ver. 2: Electric Boogaloo - SVSSS)

Submission: 

it is literally The web novel weapon??? like it’s the demon emperor’s golden finger that he found in the eternal abyss? it has fanon continuity points as well if you believe that the metal rod wei wuxian (MDZS) touches in the mouth of the turtle is either a previous or later form of xin mo. Xin Mo is soooooooo good that it had to fight itself at one point! XIN MO SUPREMACY !!!!!!!

Ruoye - Xie Lian’s spiritual device (TGCF)

Wiki Link

Submission:

Ruoye is technically a demonic weapon or whatever as it doesn't need spiritual power to control, but that also might just be because it's sentient and has a will of it's own but is deeply loyal to Xie Lian obviously. Ruoye can extend REALLY far!!! And he can form protection barriers, and decapitate zombies, and chop vegetables. There's nothing this good bandage baby can't do!! Peak performance! AND it'll pretend to do a snake dance while Xie Lian plays an instrument while busking!! Isn't that adorable! Xie Lian wears it on his wrists usually, and sometimes Ruoye will like tighten or rub his wrists to express fear or comfort Xie Lian and its so cute. Ruoye is so good. Personally I think despite Ruoyes background being like. Horribly tragic, thats what makes it so Good. All that pain and suffering made this thing that ended up protecting Xie Lian all these 800 years. But I left it last in case it's too much.  (tw suicide mention) Ruoye was created after being soaked in Xie Lian's blood when it was used to tie him up while various people stabbed him with a sword a hundred times. Then when he was able to return home, it was used by his parents to kill themselves for a variety of reasons we won't get into. Then, upon finding them, he tried to kill himself too. But his cursed shackles prevented his mortal body from dying, so when he died he just came back; he came back to a silk bandage that after taking the life of 2 royals, and being soaked in the blood of a royal and former god and stuff, it came to life!! With resentment technically. But he's a good boy.

E-ming - Hua Cheng’s cursed scimitar (TGCF)

Wiki Link 

Submission:

E-ming is the best boy. Hua Cheng forged his saber when he was defending humans who got caught in the middle of a big ghost battle for dominance, essentially. He dug out his cursed red eye and created E-ming from it. So his eye is on the pommel of the sword, right in the center above the handle, and it emotes!! When its happy, the eye curves into a crescent and it vibrates!!! It cries when Hua Cheng is mean to it in a fucked up sense of self loathing since his sword is born from him!! E-ming grows bigger when Xie Lian(Hua Cheng's god and eventual husband) kisses the blade, because silly erection joke! But also it begs Xie Lian for praise and attention because its BEST. BOY. Oh and I guess also the entirety of the heavens fears the cursed blade E-ming, which has the power to reopen any wounds its made an on an individual before. Just the thought of E-ming makes gods shake in their boots. But more importantly, he's best boy.

[lewinblue]

M'dear I hope you don't think this weird but I just saw the full Salem's Lot trailer and now I'm having some um.......thoughts (lol). Some of the characters who were turned I included just for reasons of my own.

I can totally see Ben Mears x wifey!reader living with the entire gang under one roof and running a vampire/monster hunter coven. Like all of them in a gigantic Victorian house at the end of the street, everybody has a room of their own that's personalized to suit their personalities. The house is absolute chaos most days, but ya'll wouldn't have it any other way.

When the guys have their "guy hunts" it's soooooooo much fun. It gives you and the girls of the house some time to yourselves to decompress and not have to deal with shenanigans. Ben will literally send you as many memes as possible from the hunt and his favorite one so far is of Mike Ryerson and Matt Burke standing over an exhumed coffin and Father Callahan is in there with his arms crossed.

When you guys all go on a hunt together? Even more fun. Mark will join you if it's on a Friday night after he's done with his homework. Ben will literally keep Baby Randy strapped to his back (you guys adopted him and changed his name from Randy McDougal to Randy Mears upon his official adoption) as you're all walkin through the woods to the cemetery. Matt Burke brings a portable mix-tape player and he's got all the good shit on there (you guys were all singing along to "Shake Your Rump" by the Beastie Boys to lure in a creature that loves loud noises, lol).

Dahling I'm happy to send in more when and where I can. That trailer has me by the metaphorical nuggets already (lol).

Omg I didn’t even know the trailer dropped!! I take one nap and look what happens.

I absolutely love this. They’re all one big monster hunting family (I bull body laughed at father Callahan I’m the coffin) and imagine even though they’re all there for vampire hunting they get into a comfortable family type of relax with each other and just in the middle of the night sometimes wifey!reader and mark will join in together to prank Ben.

Also, baby Randy, yes in my head he’s actually been adopted since the first page of the book by Ben so this checks out lol.

If you have more keep ‘‘em coming lol

[toomuchracket]

omgg girlband gf definitely joins in on gab and charlis antics at the dinner like on gabs story! just three tipsy girls making jokes about oysters and caviar and posting silly photos of each other and having an overall lovely silly time! and the boys watch on in absolute adoration of course

oh absolutely!!! matty says his thing about oysters and cigs and coffee and you take a sip of your drink and audibly say "you wanna be french soooooooo bad don't you. pretentious little bitch" (giggling obv, like that's your brother you love him), and charli and george just CACKLE while matty's like "the level of disrespect... anyway. did you know oysters are an aphrodisiac? mental, isn't it". you're like "i did actually know that. mansplaining unnecessary" (you're all tipsy btw like you're not that mean to him usually. it's just funny), and before matty can react you kick ross under the table like "baby. babe. look" and just neck like 2 oysters in quick succession, before winking at him and being like "they're aphrodisiacs, mind you" - he blushes and shakes his head while charli and gabb and alex all laugh, and alex in the way that only she can is like "yes bitch!! get it!!" (also, you absolutely recruit her to be in your band's next video. you're obsessed with her. and she agrees!). ross is so tipsy he gets into pda and feeds you half his dessert, which gabb watches with heart eyes and says "you guys are like my mom and dad for real", and the three of you collapse into giggles; like ten mins later, though, she and you take a selfie vid for her story and she's like "hi hello this is my wife look how beautiful she is". matty hears that and side-eyes you like "oi stop stealing my girlfriend"; you look him dead in the eye and say "malaysia", and he's like "ok fair yes carry on", and gabb gets all of this on vid and proceeds to post it, to the entertainment of literally everyone on planet earth. she, you, and charli take a bathroom mirror pic and post it to insta stories, tagging carly like "missing our girl. might fuck around and start a supergroup when she gets here" (she reposts it like "gladly, gorgeous girls!!"), then when you get back gabb takes the vid of charli doing the impression of her; you're on her other side, snuggled into ross and giggling at everyone's antics. actually, i think the girls and matty (stan freak that he is) post a pic of you and ross being all cute to their stories too, with loads of heart and 🥹🥺 emojis and - in matty's case - "when will they do us all a favour and create something together. either a kid or a song idc" lmao. it's just fun!! <3

[intertexts]

hey soooooooo . how about some psychic damage. new haven wards huh. vista chapter huh. who else do we know that is so eager to throw his whole life into his hero identity to the point where he barely even disguises his name. who is ready to die if it means doing something Good. and is the heart of the team both literally and metaphorically. and who can't stand when people call him stupid or incapable or underestimate him. and is also the youngest on the team. their characters are not exactly the same and it would be sort of useless to compare them down to the minutiae HOWEVER. definitely saw some similarities there that made me like. ah. oh no. handshake emoji child soldiers !!!!!!!!!!!

YOU FUCKING SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TERRIBLE AWFUL I'M GONNA FUCKIGN *GET* YOU. SHAKING U BACK AND FORTH BY THE SHOULDERS.

u are causing me so much distress. why would u do that 2 me. ANYWAY. grabbing u by the collar yanking u down to my desk changing the FUCKING SUBJECT but only a little because i WILL CRY. what would his cape name be in worm... i'm trying 2 think of something more thematic & slightly more identity-concealing than dc. because. hm. well. jury's still out on if he'd even be dakota *cole*! it would be fucked up if he never met him i think. anyway my first thought was failsafe but i don't know how much i like that... do u have any thoughts. hi.

[mostlydeadallday]

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just took my first dose of a new med and I'm being soooooooo brave about it (literally shaking and crying)

(not only is it the first dose of a new med it's the first time I've ever taken any prescription drug ever hahahahahhaaa hi if you're new here I am probably a victim of medical neglect. also my OCD is pitching a fit the universe is ganging up on me

aaaand now it's time to play the hours-long game of "is this nausea a side effect of the med or am I just horribly terribly anxious")