#literally me (he's a demon and I'm a human with daddy (and mommy) issues which is probably why i love radioapple so much)

[ihavenotoes]

me when my friends take pictures of me while i sleep core???

I didn’t mean to make a part two to this but my hand slipped

[neroushalvaus]

tell me about my blorbos, darling

Sure thing, love <'3 (Everyone whose blorbos i've listed so far: I'm so sorry but this list will be the longest. I think about marrying this person every single day so their blorbos are almost literally my blorbo-in-laws)

Edward Kenway (Assassin's Creed: Black Flag) - pirate KING - honestly a very nice young man (minus all the murder) - rowdy boy - everyone in his crew cheers when he hops aboard and i think they have every reason to.

Stanford Pines (Gravity Falls) - top 10 best anime scientists - StanStan = best brotp. Brotp; high six. - "i did not have sexual relations with that evil triangle demon" - Him and Fiddleford are exes. I can PROVE it.

Thomas Shelby (Peaky Blinders) - trauma - His love languages are gift giving and physical touch - has the BEST relationship with his brothers i will EAT MY LAPTOP - "yes, i support gay rights. no, i am not gay." - thinks his bear-ish business partner is kinda hot - needs to micromanage everyone's life or he will fucking die

Eddie Gluskin (Outlast: Whistleblower) - A true gentleman! They just don't make them like this anymore! - honestly people just hate to see a malewife winning

Koba (Planet of the Apes 2011) - trauma - "human work" - listen i could have fixed him

Caesar (Planet of the Apes 2011) - monkey daddy - a nice ape :) - koba/caesar otp

Moreau ???? (Resident Evil 8) - "oh so you think YOU have mommy issues??" - a frog boy - Gets gross when he loses control - don't be cruel to him

I wanted to put a Twilight character here but I couldn't decide which one would be your blorbo. Anyway they are all very valid.

Lastly the icky ones I've infected you with but who are currently too blorboful to ignore:

Jimmy Kent (Downton Abbey) - a straight boy you would call a pretty princess if you got the chance - milf hunter supreme - himbo

Thomas Barrow (Downton Abbey) - a sad little wanker

Philip "Duke of Crowborough" Villiers (Downton Abbey) - you can not claim he isn't your blorbo when your da blog is named after him - "we would live in spain. the sun would always shine. and you would be my valet, and i would love you" - the hot ex

Alfred Nugent (Downton Abbey) - knows nothing about transubstantiation - can't handle two titties at once - sub - would love cooking shows but he'd have nightmares about Gordon Ramsay