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For every note this gets I'll personally kill a transphobe with my bare hands

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i am tiny creature and i crave death mother

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the curse of being woman

hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.

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OBJECTION‼️‼️‼️ nuh-uh but make it alastor and husk

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LUCIFER IS EVERYTHING

i survived another week under capitalism's thumb. w me. anyway, here's some Tension >:)

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reblogs are appreciated!!! 🕺🕺🕺

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or hand tendons

yeah sex and romance are cool and all but there’s literally so many other things you can write a song about.

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📓 ࣪𖤐 He would definitely do it :)))

🪩NOT REPOST MY ART!

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amen praise lucifer

who wants pizza

can someone tell me what the gay agenda was again I wasn't paying attention in the meeting

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free Secundus from this slander (he probably does screw boys but we cant out him :0 !!!!)

i want to share with you some of my favourite graffiti from Pompeii

“Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!“ 

“Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this.“ 

“We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.“

“Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.“

“On April 19th, I made bread.“

“ I have buggered men.“

“If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girlfriend.“

“It took 640 paces to walk back and forth between here and there ten times.“

“Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!“

“Epaphra is not good at ball games.”

“Two friends were here.  While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus.  They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores.“

“Secundus likes to screw boys.“

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Saw a post that said "I think Angel really loves when people are soft with Fat Nuggets" and it got me thinking.

What if Valentino used to threaten Angel's pet when he didn't do as he told. Imagine, after 20 hours of filming, Val holding up the squealing pig, just out of reach of Angel, and screaming at him that he would tear him apart and force Angel to eat the remains if he didn't go out there right this moment and put on a good show.

And then imagine in the hotel, one day Fat Nuggets wanders out of his room. And Angel is frantic, searching everywhere, halfway to tears. But he comes down to the bar and finds the pig snuggled up in Husk's lap, the Bartender talking quietly to him.

Husk: Maybe if you could breathe fire, it would be worth it, but I'm afraid nobody's gonna pay ya to sit around and eat little cubes of cheese off the counter all day. Not that I mind the company, of course...

He looks up and sees Angel.

Husk: You alright?

And Angel just bursts into tears.

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im listening...

Moment of breaking🥲

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i am about to rock your world my guy but

guess what I just found in the bible

hazbin hotel is so cool

i wish hell was real

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"add to cart" im FROTHING RN BRO

Another one of these bc they are all so silly :)

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the bromance is bromancing

Bromance

percy : bro look at this art

Jason : okay lemme see it bro

percy : * shows phone *

jason : bro that's the camera on selfie mode

percy : that's cuz ur art bro

jason : b r o

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Radioapple at the beach

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me when my friends take pictures of me while i sleep core???

I didn’t mean to make a part two to this but my hand slipped

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yall. i URGE you. read these I'm crying there so good <333

@mwahmwahkissesdarling MY LOVE PLEASE READ

@spirking-and-smirking bebs. AUGGH. IK you don't watch hazbin but omfg the ART the DYNAMIC

Hazbin Human AU Masterpost

RadioApple “Nanny Alastor” collection

• First Concept/Meeting

• Alastor bumps into an old friend at the grocery store

• “Buckshot” (Injured Alastor/Dinner Party series): Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4

• “Buckshot” Deleted scenes scripts and scribbles

• “Let’s Dance”: Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4

• Huskerdust doodle

Other Human AU Depictions

• Vox Human Design

• Genderswap Luci & Al

• Radiohusk sketches

• Radioapple enemies

*this post is subject to change if/when I make more Human AU posts, so be sure to return to the original post if you are so inclined to delve into the AU ☺️🫶🏽