#literally losing my dignity over this but im broke

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HELP A GIRL OUT PLSSS IM TOO POOR TO PAY FOR THES DAMN TEXTBOOKS WHO GOT A PDF OF "Exploring Management (7th ed.). Schermerhorn & Bachrach (2021). Publisher: John Wiley & Sons."

SPECIFICALLY THE 7TH EDITION CUZ LITERALLY ALL THE OTHER EDITIONS ARE ON Z-LIB EXCEPT THAT ONE AND IM NOT PAYING $120+ DOLLARS ON A TEXTBOOK BROO I HATE UNI

SO WHOEVER GOT THE PDF OR CAN SLIDE A NON SKETCH BOOK DOWNLOADER SITE WITH THAT EDITION ON IT PLS DM ME

[assmuncher]

seduce me the otome: camping headcanons

♤ one day, the boys and mika decide to go camping ! they go to a national reserve, and arrive in a RV. this trip turns out to be traumic ♡

☆ james

james is only one prepared but still manages to get robbed at gunpoint by a raccoon. he and mika stay in the RV. that is until Matthew is playing with mika's febreeze bottle, and then sam uses his lighter on it and it explodes. they no longer have an RV. james does not like camping. he has fun cooking out in the wilderness until while he is gathering berries, he sees suzu dealing crack. after that he walks to the local Walmart to buy food. he books an air bnb after they find erik's body for the first time and leaves the trip. unfortunately, the Airbnb was an unfortunate rating of 1 star(s). someone broke into his room and immediately began attacking james. james hid his body under the mattress by morning and had lost 2 fingers and his dignity.

◇ erik

unfortunately, erik passes away due to mysterious circumstances. during the first night, he hears a mysterious voice from the woods. he goes to investigate, and is found ass naked the next morning face down in front of a tree. he survives the encounter with the voice and does not remember anything from the night. he discovers a secret drug ring while skinny dipping in the local lake. the mafia pull up on him and he is dragged. he does not inform the group that suzu's mafia has begun sacrificing wild squirrels. he returns to the group ass naked once more after a squirrel stole his clothes. later that morning, his body is found by Matthew who accidentally fell on it. Matthew drags back the body in tears, and the group is horrified. the next morning the body is gone and Matthew suspects Sam used it as a boogie board in the lake or simon tabby took it.

《》 sam

sam immediately becomes completely feral. he loses all domestication and joins a bear pack. the boys lose communication with him on day 2 of the trip. instead of lord of dragons, he is lord of rabies. he now eats raw meat. sometimes he will return to the campsite to terrorize Matthew. Nobody believes Matthew when he says sam kidnapped a toddler and beat him over the head with the child. sometimes he will rob suzu's drug clients and leaves the goods for mika under her pillow. mika knows that it is him and leaves a toothbrush and some Colgate nearby for him, which he gladly takes. he doesn't remember how to use the two toiletries and eventually eats the Colgate and sharpens the tooth brush into a hunting spear. he eventually slaughters simon tabby with the murder device and feeds him to his newly adopted bear cubs. he and suzu begin fighting over territory, and sam wins. he takes over her cocaine empire and begins a reign of terror over the forest.

¤ matthew

matthew was sold to one direction by day 6. unfortunately, he burnt the RV down. he was kidnapped for ransom by suzu, but nobody paid his ransom. after suzu abducted him, and nobody paid for his release, he was sold to one direction. mika had to break into the basement they kept him in and help him escape. nobody noticed he was gone during that time. while in one directions basement he learned the sims language and due to his trauma, he has regressed into a sim. only mika understands him.

▪damien

damien immediately befriends the deer. he and mika go on scenic walks around the nature reserve. he discovers how to make jam out of forest berries. ever since Matthew burned down the RV, damien began sleeping in a tree. He enjoyed fishing and collecting pebbles with Erik before he died. he begins hearing voices after his body was recovered. one day he finds a plastic water bottle and two koolaid packets. BONK. he was hit over the head with a hydro flask after his discovery. he wakes up in a bathtub, alone and dazed. a open wound is where his kidney should be. he returns to the camp site with 16 liters of blood missing. mika finds damien's lost kidney on craigslist and purchases it. James helps him put it back in with super glue and some Gatorade. damien no longer likes camping.

☆☆☆ GUYS DON'T TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY and requests are now open ☆☆☆ send me the craziest freakiest shit ever and i will write for you. i dont care just send stuff to me for any fandom. if im not apart of it i will watch one episode or Google it just for you. i do headcanons, fanfic, EVERYTHING. even matchups hunny. Dont be shy spam my inbox 👉🏻👈🏻

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tell us all about hq who are your favorite characters whats your favorite team favorite arc favorite scenes tell us tell us tell us

omg hiiii im nervous because i feel like my opinions are bland lmao but ok my favorite characters are definitely kageyama, daichi and sugawara—kageyama for obvious reasons, daichi and sugawara because neither of them is flashy or super energetic but theyre just so solidly dependable and they have this emotional power over the others, and this respect that they have gained over the years where they know exactly what to say and what to do to help everyone keep growing in the ways that they need to. but honorable mentions go to nishinoya and yachi lol

my favorite team ... i cant even lie, it’s karasuno because i immediately hate all the other teams tbh LMAO but i would say my second favorite is fukurodani because i feel like they bring out really interesting parts of the karasuno boys so their matches are always really fun to watch! 

my favorite arc is without a doubt kageyama he is my little emo child i love him more than anyone else hehe but i also loved todoshi’s arc because i am obsessed w the fact that he honed in on one niche because he knew he couldn’t be as well rounded as anyone else but he became amazing at serving and each time he fails it just pushes him to be better .. my little freckled anxiety ridden boy he is so cute omg :-) OH and obviously yachi’s arc is perfect because she fits into the team in such a different way from kiyoko but she still pushes them to be better and is pushed by them to be better and what more could i ask for!!!!!! she is so CUTE her little hair clips.. omg

my favorite scene by FAR is the one near the end of season one when they lost to aoba johsai and coach ukai took them to eat and they all just started crying into their food because they were so sad and so tired ..... that is the only time haikyuu has made me cry lol because it fully just broke my heart that they were so exhausted and disappointed in themselves and i just :-( but i also loved the scene in the match against shiratorizawa when sugawara did a strike....!!!!!! LEGEND SHIT!!!!!!!! i watched that episode like an hour ago and i cant stop thinking abt it omgfjdshjdshksdhk!!!!!!!!!! also this wasnt a specific scene but the episodes w them at the summer training camp were absolutely chefs kiss because the fact that they bore that losing streak w such dignity was truly iconic behavior!!! and the very visible and like, quantifiable growth they made in the span of a WEEK?? nobody does it like them!!!!!! also also i cant remember specifically why i did this but i added the episode “the cat and crow reunion” to my list of episodes from shows that i can watch when im feeling sad so there must have been something in that episode that made me feel warm and fuzzy inside LMAO

anyways this was super long and im missing a ton like i just remembered how sick tsukishima’s arc is so far like WTF IS UP W THAT?? and im still not done the show, i have one season left (i literally just finished season 3 and then saw this ask looll) but YEAH. im so glad i started watching haikyuu it was so unexpectedly wholesome and engaging i love it so muuuuch omg