#literally look at the promo lore made me. i cry.

[thesellsword]

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[dj-tak0wasa]

Explain In Detail What Things You Want In Splatoon 3?

ah there's a handful but heres the stuff off the top of my head (i ended up writing a LOT and infodumping abt headcanons and stuff as well so. stuff below cut :3 i also tried to separate them better by giving them titles n stuff cause its all janky)

regions/cities in the story mode

like what's in octo valley/canyon (diff zones; cephalon HQ, slimeskin garrison, etc) but with more worldbuilding and areas. not more levels, really, but things to explore. more levels would be nice, but i think you could do something great with open world and that train system! give me lore about other species and people nintendo please

obligatory "octavio redemption arc please nintendo please im begging"

because i am obviously very attached to him lmao- the framing in that promo art really makes him seem like he's not gonna be a villain but at the very least not hostile and i am so excited to see what is going on there. he also has a camera on his head so mmmaybe he could be playable? (as in like controlling what hes doing but youre still as new agent 4 bc like. camera pov and stuff. its hard to explain but like. hes uhh. um. looking for something. iunno.) or at least youll be able to see what he's going through when he's not with the main group? also i wanna know how marie would react to having to work with him and to see if callie would be excited (cause i like to think she retains her memories from when she was hypnotized so she remembers being friendly w him)

the rest of the dedf1sh tracks in the story mode

ill literally take the rest of the tracks anywhere but i feel like if it made sense anywhere it would be in the story mode. like in the story mode there would be SOME ties to whatever was left behind after the octo expansion (like yeah Potion Of You Are Now Furry exists but are we just not gonna talk about the metro??? the test chambers??? what did the rest of the sanitized octarians do after the thing controlling them was destroyed? reminds me of a story i wrote about dedf1sh and one of my sanitized characters. maybe ill rewrite that.)

agent 8 knows how to speak Inkling!

please nintendo i want to see 8 and 4 so bad. please i want 4 to teach 8 how to talk so they both use really stupid slang and stuff. PLEASE

evil agent 4

look if agent 4 doesnt end up being a "good" character can we at least have her doing something mean. im not even sure what she'd be doing but i want her to be like that one character who's only on the evil side cause she just is a kid who didnt really fit on the good side cause shes absolutely no thoughts head empty (think like. poison mushroom cookie maybe? but instead of being clueless and drowsy shes clueless and VIOLENT)

new callouts

please can we get "look out" or "sorry" buttons :( i wanna be able to tell my teammates to stay safe and apologize when i accidentally kill their friend in a squidparty or fail to defend them

little buddy and that huge ominous salmonid arc??

less of a want and more of a theory, but What The Fuck was that new salmonid. we didnt get a name and on one hand im thinking its just a cool special type boss (like the grillers and goldies) but on the other how the FUCK are we gonna be having fun with little buddy in the story mode while also doing salmon runs outside of that. what the fuck are you going to say, "sorry but im killing these people you used to know for money"?????? like. what. also more salmon run lore!! maybe like. a bit of story mixed into the gameplay so we know things without having to look into the maps n stuff.

a special that protects/heals teammates

listen. maybe even a subweapon that you can drop onto the ground and it heals/buffs nearby teammates but PLEASE nintendo i care about my teammates, im a backlining charger main, i want to help :(

bands. bring them back

*crying, on hands and knees* NEW TRACKS FROM SQUID SQUAD, WET FLOOR, AND AXBY PLEASE i am BEGGING. maybe even give me diss-pair if not squid squad i need warabi and ikkan crumbs

private battles sandbox

let me add hyperbombs and pits where i WANT THEM. let me make maps for my friends to play in. let me set rules (what weapons are allowed, what skills, specials, etc), give me janky team numbers ill make a 5v3, maybe even 7v1 if i want to >:0, also let me chat with them. in ranked/regular matches im fine with no chat but i dont want to get fucked over by discord or the nso app :')

taunts (instead of callouts)

instead of those callouts i mentioned can we get like. a wave or happy little jump. nothing that can be mean (we've already started wars with just flopping up and down or spinning after a kill), just cute little animations. like for a brush you do a sick trick by flipping it or with a splatling you do that happy little victory dance from splatoon one because it is very very cute i miss it