#literally i become a savage and frothing animal held together only by the need to be Smarter Than Everyone Else when people say that
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the number one way to release my full and unadulterated rage over a movie is to try and tell me jack could have fit on that goddamned door
#THERE IS AN ENTIRE SEQUENCE. WHERE HE TRIES JUST THAT.#IT CAPSIZES BECAUSE IT CAN'T HOLD THE BOTH OF THEM.#THERE IS AN ENTIRE SHOT OF JACK NODDING TO HIMSELF AS HE REALIZES HE IS GOING TO DIE.#BECAUSE HE LETS ROSE STAY ON THE DOOR INSTEAD#'oh they could've taken turns' HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SUBMERGED IN 28F/-2C WATER?#AFTER SURVIVING AN INCREDIBLY HARROWING AND TRAUMATIC EXPERIENCE WHILE PEOPLE ARE /DYING AROUND YOU/???#SORRY THEIR PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS WERE NOT UP TO PAR MY FUCKIN LIEGE#'but the mythbusters—' THE MYTHBUSTERS ONLY PROVED THEY COULD HAVE BOTH SURVIVED IF THEY USED ROSE'S LIFEBELT TO KEEP THE DOOR AFLOAT#JAMES CAMERON CUT A SCENE SPELLING THIS OUT BECAUSE HE ASSUMED AUDIENCES WOULD UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS HAPPENING#AND APPARENTLY NO ONE DID#literally i become a savage and frothing animal held together only by the need to be Smarter Than Everyone Else when people say that#no. it is IN THE MOVIE. HE CAN'T. IT'S RIGHT THERE.#okay i'm done. sorry. sorry.#.doc
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