#literally be bakinbread to fill my sadness

[reidology]

Are you sad and can’t do anything about it? Feeling completely hopeless about the course of your future? Fear no more! Welcome to:

✨🥖 Bread to fill the void 🍞✨

Today we made Irish soda bread because I just tried some for the first time and it was delicious.

But first! Butter!

Our bread recipe requires buttermilk, which isn’t readily available everywhere, so why not kill two birds with one stone and make our own butter AND buttermilk!

I used a hand mixer to whip the heavy cream as violently as I could. Highest setting. No mercy. Let that frustration out.

When you think you’re done, keep going. Let it know who’s in charge. It’s you. You’re the boss now. YOU are in control. Beat that bitch to next Tuesday.

Next step was a bitch so I didn’t take a picture. To separate the butter from the butter milk you gotta squeeze the life out of this motherfucker, I choked it with my hands but then decided to put it in some cloth abd wring it’s guts out.

This is the result:

Butter and buttermilk!!! You can flavor your butter however you want, I just used salt. I’m not flashy.

Next up! ✨Bread✨! Here’s the recipe I used.

These were my ingredients, in this house we respect our ✨bread✨ so I treated this gem with tenderness and respect.

I didn’t take pictures because I was in the zone, but I put all the ingredients together until it formed a soft but not sticky dough. No kneading needed, this is a yeast-free loaf.

I used leftover buttermilk and egg mixture to glaze the top! We want her to shine like the star she deserves so be! ⭐️

We value tradition here, so cut a cross in your loaf for a blessing, and make four cuts in the corners to let the 🧚🏽faeries🧚🏽‍♂️out so they don’t curse your yummy nourishing ✨bread✨!

Pop it in the oven for a while and BAM! Look at her!!!

⭐️DIVINE!!!ETHEREAL!!!!⭐️🌙!!

Put it all together and you’ve got yourself everything you need to forget about your worries for at least a few minutes until you feel bad about yourself for chowing down so many carbs.

In the end, it’s so worth it! And guaranteed to satisfy you and your new

✨🧟Bog Body Friends🧟✨