#literally 15:57 left on the audiobook

[bookwyrminspiration]

Ugh I need to reread them

Using this to update you all I'm 96% through with book 1. I'll be finished by 3:00pm MST I prommy.

Also btw 4/5 classes done this semester. Will finish the 5th on the 28th (graduation), so if I've seemed a little absent recently things should go back to normal after that :)

[foryouthegays]

techno liveblog w timestamps lets go for ‘a new home (dream SMP)’ stream

good laugh times: 00:13:50, 00:14:55, 1:38:45, ik it doesnt look like a lot but like u should watch the stream anyway bc philzas there and his laugh is amazing and they just go so well together

times techno calls phil his friend: 00:6:00 00:37:00, 00:45:17, 0:1:09:30, 01:11:15, 01:26:35, 01:50:05, 2:35:00

FSDJKFAF;LS HE KEPT THE MUTED INTRO IN JHKADFLS (ends at 00:1:25)

i like how, when faced with Leaving Youtube, techno would choose to be an author. i want a book by techno. reblog this if u want a book by techno (with an audiobook by him as well) /hj. 00:1:33

i love how he says ehhhhhh so much lskjhdfas (abt 2 mins in) 

who the FUCK just remembers that the word fortuitous exists wtf 00:5:17

00:7:45 PHILZA TIME PHILZA TIME LETS GO

00:8:55 tommy time :/

0:14:10 rANBOO JUST WALKS IN, LOOKS AROUN ,AND LEA VE SIM CRYING 

i love how much philza laughs at technos jokes bc pretty much everything he says IS a joke he just says it in such a serious voice that p much everyone else is like,,,yeah,,,,yup,,,,and phil just knows when hes joking and his laugh is so good with technos voice. sbi? whos that? i only know philza and technoblade

00:19:30 ghostbur joins! this is my first time hearin ghostbur btw

00:19:40 haha string axe technos so bad at crafting what a fool /j

00:21:07 ghostbur: “Even I remember how to make a fishing rod!” ghostbur u just MURDERED technoblade oh my god im gonna scream hgjdfksla i love ghostbur so much

00:23:55: GHOSTBUR NO!! DON’T DIE YOU’LL BECOME A DOUBLE GHOST!!!! -technoblade 2020

00:24:55 technoblade neva lies -guys he almost did the technoblade neva dies ahh!!!!!

i havent heard anyone talk about this but techno has a dedicated roleplay voice. like listen to him talk to tommy at 00:25:08. his voice gets more even, he uses names a lot more often (seriously, listen to his theseus speech. he says tommy so often, its incredible.), and his voice gets,,,,deeper? not deeper but smoother, in a way, and he repeats what he says for emphasis instead of humor. and his voice is louder, and he seems more assertive. 

00:27:30 philza: where we goin, by the way? techno: to our- to my new home. 

techno cmon let phil live w u wed get so much more content cmonn

00:28:50 the fact that he calls the manhunt theme “dream music” makes me laugh so hard. and then his version of it,,,,,m love he (also he sings it here and at  01:14:20)

00:35:10 why is ranboo so cryptic im-

why does he just casually know the word sentry wh at i hate him 00:39:45

this is the worst sentence (structurally) ive ever heard techno say im gonna cry 00:49:33 ‘im too busy thinkin of new ideas to sleep so i could actually execute them’ and tubbos *oh?* after is just hdsfgkjlka

LKSJDHFJK 00:51:49

00:54:30

techno: thats one of dreams powers, he can just stop the rain

tubbo, quietly: like jesus!

i love them sm dsfhkjla they kept going but i jus gdfhjksa jesus has op

techno @ being the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans: haha funnie!!

techno @ having fun w religious stuff: i wILL BE CANCELLED NO-

00:58:10 “hey if ur [ghostbur]  a ghost, do instant damage potions heal you now?” “...no,, they hurt me still :(” DSIULZKJHFSLKFJH 

01:04:00 his brother named the cow bob im- aww 

also he has a fanart wall again!!!

01:09:30 “phil, you’re the only friend i have left in this world.” aWWWWW HE GAVE HIM THE COMPASS 

“dont smoke, it’s a joke” -technoblade 01:14:15

ROLEPLAY SPEECH VOICE IS BACK AT 1:16:10 “they pillage my base for everything i’m worth, they use me for the revolution, but oooOOOoo i took a pickaxe with his consent? oOOOooOo i’m a thief!”

holy shit 01:17:15 “you know what, phil? for you, the world, alright? it’s fine.” oH MY GOD HHHHGHG (context, right before they were arguing bc phil took some blocks from his base and techno thought that when he said phil could take anything he meant from the chests)

the COMIDY of that villager coming in and sleeping while techno was readin donos at 01:22:05 RIGHT AFTER phil freaked out abt inturruptin his dono readin im SFDHKJLA:

techno talkin bout the winstreak and how he wont be able to live up to that sort of playin at 01:22:30ish is super important and ill transcribe it tomorrow, but if u can id highly rec watchin it. 

01:24:20 “[readin dono] what’s your favorite movie? uh, the princess bride is pretty good” techno ily that movie rocks also he said it so fast like hes ashamed of it noo

techno says no to canon ranboo son btw! 01:25:30

01:25:55 “i wasnt in that story, therefore it doesnt matter” all of technoblr be like 

01:37:49 is great lemmie transcribe

“how have you still not gotten a second monitor?? holy shit.”

“let me tell you something. and im only telling you this because i know that so many people in the chat are gonna be furious. so i recently realized- i think the second monitor can just be any ol’ monitor, right? you literally just plug it in, and its set up? well i mean you have to turn on some settings, but like, thats it, or something?”

“yeah,,,,, uh techno you fuckin destroyed my chat, by the way, oh my god, [earlier techno told his viewers to twitch prime philza] there has been like 40 primes just flying through”

“yeahhh twitch prime!!! twitch prime philza yeahh!!! so anyways the other day, i like, i looked to my left, and realized that my old monitor has been like, five feet away from where i sit and stream for the last three years?”

“oh my god...”

“so i- i literally do not have to leave my room to set up a second monitor and i havent. and i’m still usin my laptop for this stream.

“is this gonna be one of those situations where you like, you have a thing, you just refuse to do the thing?”

“listen, my desk is-

“yOU STILL HAVENT OPENED UP THE HYPIXEL PACKAGE!!!”

“AHHHH I HAVENT OPENED UP THE HYPIXEL PACKAGE! I HAVENT EVEN OPENED UP MY MCC COIN! DUDE I HAVENT EVEN OPENED UP MY ONE MILLION SUBSCRIBER PLAQUE! ITS STILL THERE RIGHT BEHIND ME! ITs sTILL IN THE BOX! i never made a video on it....”

“bruhhhhh [philza laughs] thats FREE VIEWS what are you doing??”

“ill open it at 8 mil :/.”

“you could LITERALLY make a video of you just like, throwing it off a wall, and then thumbing up, like doing a thumbs up, and then that would be it. 10 seconds. ten seconds. thumb and elbow in shot. [laughs]”

techno is such a disaster i love him

01:34:18 the way techno says “tommy, that statement has NEVER been true” i dont like sayin i simp for block men but GOD sometimes his voice is nicer than usual hhhgn

“man i sure wish tommyinnit was in this stream” -nobody ever (just after previous timestamp)

01:40:15 is fuckin hilarious and im actually crying oh my god techno just says things and says them well with a completely straight face how does he do it

i cannot WAIT until theres a president w the last/first name andy so we can say president andy and think abt technoblade

IM CRIASDNGUSFHD 01:44:38 PHILZA LOOK OUT LOOK OUT PHILZA  LSKJDAFJASD;LKF

i love when techno talks abt his vids. like u can tell he puts a lot of thought into the vids (esp these ones) and like at 01:47:00 he talks abt the “I DIDNT PUT DEAPTH STRIDER ON THOSE BOOTS, FUNDY!” and how its just that creepin realization that you were doomed from the start and how he made the armor, he isnt intimidated by the netherite bc he didnt enchant it all the way and only he knows that,,, and i just,,,hgg he

he reveals that hes writin the next arc at 01:48:00: “oh, speakin of arcs, chat, i’m writing the next arc. so, you know. hope nothin bad happens in two weeks, chat!” IM SO EXCITED like he clearly has his character fleshed out and is SO good at writing and retellin history im so so excited to see where he takes it AHHHH and also taht means he might stream more bc he might make his character more important (keep in mind this is the guy who wrote self insert hypixel fanfics. he has no shame in puttin himself first and i respect him so much for it) 

01:51:20 “they’re tryin to get a second customer but they’re riskin their first” is lowkey a good line

has anyone else noticed that techno says wise a lot? like at 01:55:10 he literally says “wise dragon armor” as a joke but like i think he says wise so much BECAUSE of skyblock like hjkfdsla

01:57:30 techno plea se eat 

ok 1:58:45 is hilarious and all but at the end of his ramble he says “come back, i miss you” and lowkey im crying 

techno needs to stop knowing his audience more than we know ourselves im hsfkjda 02:05:25 “the chat’s spammin ‘eat technoblade, eat!’ like they’re not gonna start, like, theyre not gonna get super sad if i ended the stream right now, like theyre not gonna all cry ‘i miss technoblade *sniffs* why- whyd he leave to eat food, why did he listen to our advice noooo’”

02:14:50 NEW VIDEO POGGGG CARL THE HORSE POGGGGGG  NOT A STREAM HIGHLIGHT POGGGGG

02:17:40 “i could start a potato farm out here to show how much ive changed” techno last time u made a potato farm u started an entire war that lasted a year that does NOT say calm and retired to me lskgdfjagsldj

02:23:00 why does techno just reference greek mythology so much. makin me scared for his arc. 

also he talks abt smp earth a lot in this stream i love it so much

i also just. love?? how much sbi respect tommy like they bully him but when talkin bout him they just have so much respect for how much work he puts into youtube and i just,,,,hgnn they r friends 

02:33:13 sbi streamer house lets go cmon

02:34:15 “i think if i streamed every day i could keep up” on one hand YE S  but on the ohter oh god techno no we have to keep up tho

hearing techno say “violence isnt the answer” is so scary  02:35:40

02:37:30 technosneeze 

hiS BROTHER SENT HIM 46 DISCORD MESSAGES SFKDJLFLKASF 2:49:25 i love his end screen so much hes just sadness,,,,retirement,,,t,echnoblade,,,the government is going to fall on its own due to lack of organization and ideals,,,,,,subscribe,,,,,sadness,,,,,also 2:50:45 is making me laugh so hard its just sad music and technos like??? whys phil in my house drinking milk????? 

overall, fantastic stream, if ya want some chill techno philza content i highly recommend. 

[whisperofthewaves]

heyy, thanks for the tag @justamessylangblr :)

1. Nickname(s): I kinda use Sparrow here 2. Bias: ... I honestly don’t know what this one’s about 3. Blood type:  uh. um. I... think it may be B-??? I know I knew it at some point. some distant point. 4. Relationship status: that picture of a cryptid coming out of its cave into daylight, but actually sitting in the cave. 5. Birthday: 19.09 6. Zodiac sign: Virgo sun, Taurus moon 7. Pronouns: she/her 8. Hair length: I could have them cascading over my front while half naked and it wouldn’t be considered pornography. I need a haircut. 9. Height: 180cm 10. A crush: ehh, 11. What do you like about yourself: uhhh 12. Right or left handed: right, but I hold my fork and knife inversely and can, if pressed, write rather intelligibely with my left hand. also if I ever get to learning guitar, it will be lefthanded, too. 13. List of three favourite colours: basically everything except the ones screaming in my face. but I’m biased towards warm and earthy. 14. Right now eating: nothing 15. Right now drinking: nothing 16. I’m about to: put on some audiobook and pretend like I don’t have to get up at an ungodly hour tomorrow 17. Listening to: heavy rain battering on the attic window 18. Kids: someday, maybe, when I grow up. 19. Get married: eh, idc 20. Recent phone call: my mother 21. Have you ever dated someone twice: yes. it was a mistake. 22. Been cheated on: no 23. Kissed someone and regretted it: not really 24. Lost someone special: no 25. Been depressed: I think so, yes. 26. Been drunk and thrown up: “My Early Twenties: A Memoir” 27. Had glasses or contacts: both  28. Had sex on a first date: I literally only had one what you’d call a proper date, and no. 29. Broken someone’s heart: I think I did. I was a terrible teenager who didn’t know how to deal with social relations and human interaction. 30. Turned someone down: yeah. 31. Cried when someone died: a little. 32. Fallen for a friend: it happened once. 33. In the last year have you made a new friend: I made new acquaintances 34. Fallen out of love: yes 35. Laughed until you cry: yeah 36. Met someone who changed you: not in some breathtaking, fundamental way, but I think so 37. Found out who your true friends were: idk 38. Found out someone was talking about you: oh yes. yes I did. 39. Lips or eyes: eyes. I don’t care about lips unless they’re a rather specific kind I’m slightly repulsed by and can’t really help it. (I know it’s weird) 40. Hugs or kisses: both 41. Shorter or taller: TALLER. I feel too tall on my own. 42. Romantic or spontaneous: why it can’t be a bit of both 43. Sensitive or loud: maybe not too loud. somewhat both? why not? why are those two qualities made into false opposition here? 44. Hookup or relationship: uuhh scaryy 45. First best friend: met in elementary, put a dagger in my back 46. Surgery: god, no. 47. Sports I joined: nothing out of obligatory PE and recreational swimming/skiing 48. Do you believe in yourself: no. 49. Miracles: my hopeless romantic wants to say yes, but the jaded cynic is gripping her by the throat  50. Love at first sight: no 51. Heaven: I prefer underworld or reincarnation 52. Do you have any pets: I used to, but not at the moment, sadly 53. Do you want to change your name: I often fantasized about it. mine’s rather bland 54. What did you do for your last birthday: I don’t even remember. probably went to a sushi bar with my best friend 55. What time did you wake up today: around 9:30 56. What were you doing last night at midnight: playing Dishonored 57. Something you can’t wait for: the move into a new flat. I will need flatmates, but it will be my first “home” since my relationship ended like... wow. three years ago? 58. Last time you saw your mom: over a week ago 59. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: rewire my reactions to various things. 60. What’s getting on your nerves: oh so many things

honestly, I’m too tired to tag people, so feel welcome to do the list and say I’ve tagged you. 

[sagapoexo]

Thanks for tagging me  @snowsflurries & @zerolover66 <3 THE LAST 1. drink: tea 2. phone call: My brother 3. text message: My best friend 4. song you listened to: Exo - Power 5. time you cried: I started to re-watch the Jdrama 1 liter of tears last week..and bruh I´ve been crying almost every episode of it  6. dated someone twice: No 7. kissed someone and regretted it: No 8. been cheated on: No 9. lost someone special: Are we talking about real person xD 10. been depressed: From time to time  11. gotten drunk and thrown up: Yes......

3 FAVOURITE COLOURS 12. purple 13. pastel colors  14. alt rose

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU 15. made new friends: Yes 16. fallen out of love: No 17. laughed until you cried: Not to that extent but almost ^^ 18. found out someone was talking about you: No 19. met someone who changed you: No 20. found out who your friends are: .... 21. kissed someone on your Facebook list:  No

GENERAL 22. how many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: Just a few  23. do you have any pets: No ...but I plan to when I move out 24. do you want to change your name: No 25. what did you do for your last birthday:I had a tea party with 2 of my friends  26. what time did you wake up: 8.34 am 27. what were you doing at midnight last night:Sleeping ,I was quite tired yesterday 28. name something you can’t wait for: Moving out ~~~ 29. when was the last time you saw your mom: Some minutes ago 31. what are you listening to right now: The first audiobook of the “A court of thorns and roses”-from Sarah J Maas 32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: Yes 33. something that is getting on your nerves:...too many things xD 34. most visited website: 100% Facebook 35. hair color: dark brown 36. long or short hair: Shoulder long 37. do you have a crush on someone:Right now I am a sucker for Dong Cheol 😍 in Save me ...also my ulti Do Kyungsoo,my one and only Mr Perfect. Zero Kiryu <3 <3 <3 38. what do you like about yourself:My eyes...I´ve got them from my daddy (slighlty reffering to Psy -Daddy xD) 39. want any piercings: No 40. blood type: Zero 😏(-) 41. nickname: Bobby back in my middle school days...don´t ask me why xD 42. relationship status: 4ever alone 43. zodiac: libra 44. pronouns: She/Her 45. favorite tv show: I don´t watch TV but my favorite shows are:1 liter of tears,Anohana,Tree of Heaven,Marriage not dating,Dream High,Fated to love you and many more ~~~ 46. tattoos:No 47. right or left handed: Left 48. surgery: Does a wisdom teeth removal count ? 49. piercing:My ears 50. sport:Swimming I guess 51. vacation:Not really....but I plan to do some in the future  52. pair of trainers: No-name trainers

MORE GENERAL 53. eating: No at the moment 54. drinking: Not at the moment 55. i’m about to: answer these questions xD 56. waiting for: The new Save Me episode today and tommorw night.The Gdragon concert I am attending this month and as always the new chapter of VKM and AnY  ❤ 57. want: ice cream  😜 58. get married: I want to someday  👰 59. career: I want to open up a cafe in Seoul one day ^^

WHICH IS BETTER 60. hugs or kisses:kisses  💋 61. lips or eyes:eyes 62. shorter or taller: taller  63. older or younger: older 64. nice arms or nice stomach: nice stomach  😏 65. hook up or relationship: Relationship 66. troublemaker or hesitant: sometimes both...but most of the time hesitant

HAVE YOU EVER 67. kissed a stranger: No 68. drank hard liquor: Yes 69. lost glasses/contact lens: No 70. turned someone down: Yes 71. sex on the first date: No 72. broken someone’s heart: I doubt it  73. had your heart broken: No 74. been arrested: No 75. cried when someone died:Only fictional *cough Menma (Anohana), Ace (One Piece) & Aya ( 1 litre of tears)* 76. fallen for a friend: No

DO YOU BELIEVE IN 77. yourself: No 78. miracles: YES 79. love at first sight: No...I think that´s superfictional 80. santa claus: No sorry... 81. kiss on the first date: No 82. angels: Yes ...and ghosts

OTHER 83. current best friend’s name: I have 2 ....Regina and Eugenia 84. eye colour: black 85. favorite movie:Penelope,Pride and Prejudice Everyone,feel free to do it :3

[reading-through-the-night]

Tag!

Rules: Answer these 92 statements and tag 20 people.

Thank you: @a-song-of-stars-and-dreams

LAST:

1. Drink: Water

2. Phone call: Momma!

3. Text message: Ben

4. Song you listen to: Brand New by Ben Rector

5. Time you cried: Reading Outlander

HAVE YOU:

6. Dated someone twice: Nope

7. Kissed someone and regretted it: Yup

8. Been cheated on: Nope

9. Lost someone special: Thankfully, no

10. Been depressed: I don’t think so, not diagnosed anyways.

11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: Oh god yes. Let’s not talk about my poor choices.

LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS:

12. Warm, sunshine yellow

13. Lilac purple

14. Cerulean blue, specifically the Crayola crayon

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU:

15. Made new friends: Yes! :)

16. Fallen out of love: Not really

17. Laughed until you cried: So many times.

18. Found out someone was talking about you: Yea, but honestly it’s human nature, I’m too boring to have really good gossip for anyone to talk about.

20. Found out who your friends are: At this point I feel like my friends have grown past the point of being ‘friends’.     

21.  Kissed someone on your Facebook list: Nope

GENERAL:

22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: Umm, I think all of them? At least 99% of them.

23. Do you have any pets: Golden Retriever! Sandy!

24. Do you want to change your name: Nope, nothing else would fit me.

25. What did you do for your last Birthday: Literally nothing, it was 2 days before exams.

26. What time do you wake up: Depends on the day, usually 7am

27. What were you doing at midnight last night: Sleeping yo! Grannas gotta catch her z’s!

28. Name something you can’t wait for: Finding my Rhysand.

29. When was the last time you saw your mom?: 3 days ago.

30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: I wish I had more self control.

31. What are you listening to right now: My fan and the street noises.

32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: I mean, I have spoken to a person named Tom.

33. Something that is getting on your nerves: People who take advantage of the system.

34. Most visited website: Tumblr, AO3, Google Docs

35. Mole/s: None

36. Mark/s: I have red hair, so I have 10 zillion freckles.

37. Childhood dream: President.

38. Hair color: Red

39. Long or short hair: Longish

40. Do you have a crush on someone: Not really.

41. What do you like about yourself: My intelligence and what I have accomplished so far.

42. Piercings: Just ears

43. Blood type: AB+

44. Nicknames? Sis

45. Relationship status: single

46. Zodiac: Aires

47. Pronouns: Her

48. Favorite TV Show: Friends, Outlander

50. Right or left hand: Right

51. Surgery: Never

52. Hair dyed in different color: Never

53. Sport: Swam in high school, used to play basketball, volleyball.

55. Vacation: cabin with the family!

56. Pair of trainers: in my state we call the tennis shoes, and mine are blue with pink lines!

MORE GENERAL:

57. Eating: cooking is hard and messy

58. Drinking: wine is da bestttt

59. I’m about to: listen to an audiobook and clean my apartment

62. Want: someone to cook dinner for me

63. Get married: would love to skip the awkward dating part and just have a loving husband.

64. Career: health care consultant, loving it.

65. Hugs or kisses: both

66. Lips or eyes: eyes,

67. Shorter or taller: Taller

68. Older or younger: older

70. Nice arms or nice stomach: arms

71. Sensitive or loud: I’m so loud

72. Hook up or relationship: relationship

73. Troublemaker or hesitant: I’m not really either, I boldy follow the rules?

HAVE YOU EVER:

74. Kissed a Stranger: Yes

75. Drank hard liquor: YUP

76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: both

77. Turned someone down: Very lightly

78. Sex on the first date: Nope

79. Broken someone’s heart: I don’t think so

80. Had your heart broken: Yea

81. Been arrested: Nope

82. Cried when someone died: Yes

83. Fallen for a friend: Yessss

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

84: Yourself: Honestly, yes, so much.

85. Miracles: Yes?

86. Love at first sight: My inner romantic is screaming yes, but no.

87. Santa Claus: Somewhere he is real.

88. Kiss on the first date: If it’s there, it’s there.

OTHER:

90. Current best friend name: Why do you only get one best friend? I don’t like ranking my inner circle.

91. Eye color: Blue some days, green others.

92. Favorite movie: Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, always and forever. Or White Chicks.

YOU HAVE BEEN SUMMONED: I’m tagging anyone that read Rhapsodic, because I feel like we had an explosive book club going for a second.