#literal-policedog

[badgermom-herbalist]

@sinfulglambot @thegrumpykidneyeater @luciferousforged @literal-policedog @errandscaptain

Oh, there seem to be several new folks! Hello to all of you.

[cyberneticlagomorph]

Local idiot rabbit has to be literally dragged out of bed

Full story at 11

[cl0udstrife]

stevebucky teen wolf au Now

okay i literally think i wrote this when i was a tiny small child in high school and what i am going to do is a real fucking solid by adding the entire horrific wip as a read more onto this ask... as a gift

prompt: high school teen wolf-esque au bucky/steve. steve being a werewolf & bucky being his annoyed, punk boyfriend.

Moore is a Communications officer in Winter Soldier and he's only seen for, like, a minute at most in the film. He's played by Danny Pudi, well-known for his role as Abed in Community.

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It's a dark, windy night. Beacon Hills was mostly silent, most of its teenaged residents sleeping in preparation for the first day of school. There was the exception of a few officers exploring the Preserve, however, in search of something that was sure to be a gruesome sight when found.

On this night, Steve Rogers is doing push-ups in his room, remaining completely unaware of the inclement weather. Sweat drips down his forehead and his arms shake with each one, but he grits his teeth and carries on.

He wants to gain some muscles, he really does, but it's hard to accomplish when he gets out of breath after a couple of push-ups. Feeling somewhat dizzy after his twentieth, he calls it quits and collapses onto the floor, groaning into the carpet.

He frowns, thinking he heard a noise other than his anguished complaints aimed at the floorboards. Waiting for a second, he listens and hears the noise repeated again, but louder.

Nervously, he gets up and wipes himself off with a towel. Then, he grabs the baseball bat from under his bed and heads for the door to check outside.

"Hello?" he calls out, stepping outside and looking around the porch while inwardly cursing himself for doing so. He feels like he's in a horror movie with this set up and decides to roll with it, asking, "Anybody there?"

At his words, he hears a muffled curse; someone falls down from the roof, landing straight onto the porch.

"Bucky, what the hell," Steve says flatly, glaring down at the groaning body of his friend splayed out on the porch in front of him. He gets the middle finger for his efforts and can't resist the need to roll his eyes.

"Heard something kinda cool and I wanted to tell you about it," Bucky tells him excitedly as he pushes up into a sitting position. His friend offers him a hand up and he gratefully accepts it, offering a sheepish grin when Steve just continues to glare down at him. "I was hanging around by the station with Sam 'cause his step-dad's the Sheriff now and he's one of the biggest do-gooders I've ever seen. So we were just sitting there, minding our own business, when we just happened to overhear something about a couple joggers finding half of this girl's dead body in the woods."

"I'm not going," Steve interjects almost immediately, ignoring Bucky's falsely wounded expression. "And Sam's nice so don't pull him into any trouble."

"You didn't even let me finish! I mean, okay, I was definitely gonna ask you to come along," Bucky admits, laughing nervously as his friend's glare only becomes more hostile. He grins easily, though, leaning back against the porch railing and saying, "C'mon, punk, you don't want me going by myself and getting eaten by wolves, right?"

"I should let the wolves have you, jerk," Steve muttered darkly, glaring at him as he stepped inside his house and began to walk upstairs. Nervously, Bucky lingered in the doorway and stared after his disappearing form. From upstairs, a voice called out, "Gimme a minute, Buck, I'm grabbing some stuff and we'll go!"

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"Okay, so we might be a bit lost," Bucky says about 30 minutes later, giving their surroundings a frustrated glare. He looks down at his phone, sighing as it once again recalculates their route. Seeing Steve's confused and somewhat angry expression, he explains, "I'm pretty sure we've passed this tree, like, three times by now and I can't even find anything. Should we head back?"

"Yeah, if we can't find anything soon," Steve calls back, walking ahead of him slightly and pushing the thick foliage out of his face. He smirks when his friend lets out an obviously faked noise of pain and agony, knowing it had smacked him in the face.

They walk for a couple more minutes when one of them spots the hill about a feet away. They eagerly sprint in that direction before beginning the slow trudge up the hill. Steve has to pause for a moment, leaning against Bucky's shoulder, as he takes out his inhaler.

"Sorry, Buck," he apologizes, taking a breath and then putting the inhaler into his mouth. He breathes in slowly, removing the inhaler from his mouth and holding his breath for a couple seconds. He breathes back out again and they walk all the way up to the top without any more problems.

"Oh shit," Bucky hisses as soon as they reach the top, sharp eyes locking onto the flashlights and the quickly moving forms of the officers, their policedogs sniffing up ahead of them. "I'm gonna run down there, man. Meet you there if I don't get caught!"

He runs off, leaving his annoyed friend to catch his breath and use his inhaler once more before he can follow.

Bucky tries to remain out of sight, but he's over-eager and very excited to find out what's going on. His excitement is what leads to him being spotted by the Sheriff, the man immediately shaking his head when he sees the boy. It's easy to tell who it is by the leather jacket and extremely messy eyeliner alone.

"Barnes?" he calls out, walking over to the tree that Bucky had attempted to duck behind at the last minute. The man's tired eyes roved over the landscape, seeking out his asthmatic friend or his own boy, but he eventually gave up when neither of them appeared in his line of sight. Grabbing Bucky by the shoulder, he asked, "What brings you here, kid? Sam isn't with you, is he?"

"Uh, no," Bucky assured him, pulling out of his grip. He puts his hands in his pockets, leaning back against the tree's bark. He's smirking as he adds, "I came in by myself when I heard about the search party, y'know? Sam told me I shouldn't get involved, he's one of those kind-hearted athletic types, but I really wanted to see what was up."

"Thank god for that, at least," the Sheriff mutters under his breath, running a hand through his graying brown hair. He had a strong feeling most of the gray hairs were due to teenagers like the troublesome Bucky Barnes. He still has the feeling he's been lied to, though, and inquires, "You sure it was just you?"

"Yeah," Bucky drawls out, lips twitching up into a grin. He pushes off from the tree, glances over his shoulder at the men staring at the two of them, and asks, "Can I go now? I need to get to my bike."

"I'll have someone walk you there to make sure you get out of here safely," he replies, giving the boy a stern glare. He pushes up his glasses, briefly entertaining the thought of contacts. Glancing over at their newest officer, the Sheriff tells him, "Moore, make sure this kid gets home."

"Yes, sir," agreed Moore, revealing himself to be an awkward young man in his 30s. He smiles nervously at Bucky who mulishly stares back at him. Moore breaks off eye contact, sighing, and the two of them leave the woods in search of his vehicle.

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okay thats literally it you can go now i know its A+

[nepihileni-blog]

@femmesombre @coquettishgaltonia @nyars @betterhealing @literal-policedog @dewoted @o8sidian 

oh hey cuties wwhats up im nepi a cat in a lion costume literally tell me about yourselvves thats the furst step to becomin furiends after all

[inutechy]

Are you really a dog or is that just a nickname/theme thing?

Used to be just a nickname, since ‘Inu’ means ‘dog’

Anons made it kinda literal tho, so yeah, kinda

[cosmic-fusion]

@literal-policedog

Hey Rae?

Would we be able to borrow Bo for a night? Been having some kinda awful nightmares lately and... Yeah.

[dual-souled]

is there a muse that you wish gets more attention? are you having fun playing each one of your muses?

1. is there a muse that you wish gets more attention?

uuuuuuuhhh probably one of my OCs like Rae ( @literal-policedog ), or Sol ( @persunified ), and my overwatch muses that i rly need to answer threads on lmao ( @featherfallenhealer/ @ithcughtcfangels)... tbh any of my muses that aren’t this one or Jack are p neglected and i feel rly bad abt that bc i was so exited to make them an went through with making blogs for them but my infatuation w/ them either fizzled out or was devoured by my more successful blogs and i’d like to apologize to all my muses for my nonsense orz

30. most importantly, are you having fun playing each one of your muses?

you bet your sweet ass i am!! especially when i do one of my big plot things that i have to write a bunch o posts for, bc that rly challenges me to write on a schedule and work out the intricacies of a plot on the fly. the worldbuilding involved w/ each of my muses swallows me up and i get so excited to incorporate it into my writing and make new headcanons based on them. interacting w/ all of you guys and watching our muses develop together is so good...

[ardentguilt]

@literal-policedog

“....so...are you an actual 8ark8east or just what the humans refer to as a ‘furry’? Either way hey what’s up, the names Vinnae 8ut most just call me Vin.”

[literal-policedog]

Chatlog: THU, FEB 22, 2118. 10:21 pm - 11:11 pm

Between @literal-policedog [R], @ceiling-fox [ZL], Tea (no blog applicable) [T], and @cyberneticlagomorph [J]

R: boof

T: boof?

R: boof!

R: dog noise, like a really airy bark

T: yes, i assumed that much

T: i was more questioning why

R: I'm a border collie

T: huh

R: more accurately I'm a human being that's had her DNA spliced with a border collie

R: but I digress

J: oh shit you're that cop that arrested me that one time

R: possibly?

ZL: Oh wow

ZL: Bitch

R: listen here you fucking brat

R: I didn't pick this job

ZL: bluh bluh huge fascist

ZL: I got out of it easy. Why didn’t you?

R: says the worthless traitor working for a bunch of manipulative anarchists

R: I can't leave

R: where the fuck would I go

T: hm. my lord/lady

T: zl. can i ask how old you are?

ZL: 27, why?

T: because i was about to inquire why someone too young for their heartsglass was here, based on your behavior.

ZL: What’s a heartsglass?

T: something we give to twelve year olds.

ZL: Right. So, because I don’t like people who willingly work for a corrupt, oppressive corporate regime, I’m twelve?

R: what part of "I didn't pick this job" screams I'm willingly working for them?

R: they took me from my family and turned me into an animal

R: I. Have. Nowhere. To. Go.

ZL: Yeah, they did the same to me, but I ran as soon as I could! You don’t have an excuse!

R: I'm microchipped you absolute moron

R: if I did run they'd find me

ZL: So you value your own life and safety so much you don’t take the chance, and instead put others in danger

ZL: I heard about the vamp raid last month

T: that would be enough.

T: self preservation isn't a sin

ZL: You aren’t even from our world, are you?!

ZL: You don’t know what it’s like here!

T: not in the slightest

T: but i don't have to be to understand when someone says something is beyond their control,

T: they usually mean it. and you should leave well enough alone.

R: thank you

T: of course.

T: it's an honour, my lady.

ZL: Guh

R: I didn't know that there were families in that roost

ZL: BULLSHIT

R: they don't tell me anything they just point me where they need something shot

R: I can tell you've never been battle tested

R: you took to your heels right outta the fucking tubes

R: you don't understand what's going on here with me or the rest of the precinct

R: and until you do, keep your fucking mouth shut

ZL: You don’t understand what’s going on the city you’re ‘protecting’. The people who’re suffering, the violence

ZL: All these gang fights! What do you think caused them?

R: like I said, they don't tell me anything

R: I hate doing this

R: if I could stop I would but I can't because they will kill me and replace me in seconds

R: I am expendable

R: you don't know what that feels like, to know the moment you stop breathing another person steps in the space you left

ZL: We’re trying to make a world where that doesn’t happen. Your justifications don’t matter, you’re an enemy to that.

R: I don't care

[gingersnapsgirls16]

Today is #nationalk9veteransday #k9veteransday so I want to say a huge thank you to all of the #k9warriors and their #k9handler out there. A special shout out to my favorite #k9 #k9dogs in the entire world and their #k9handlers , my #babybrother . I’m so very proud of him and them and so very grateful for all they do! The first picture is my brother with his current #policedog and if you swipe you’ll see his #retiredk9 , these #furbabies have both been awarded over and over for their amazing work in our community. They literally save lives and deserve our appreciation. 💙💙of course we’ve included #k9unit products in our #thinblueline section in our #shops - www.Etsy.com/shop/GingerSnapsGirls.com 💙💙 #shopsmall #shopsmall #shopping #blueline #bluelivesmatter #backtheblue #workingdogs #workingdog #police #heroes #malanois #germanshepherd #etsy #etsysellersofinstagram #makersgonnamake

[cyberneticlagomorph]

He bit me as I herded him into the shower

[lostknightincamoflauge]

@literal-policedog @greyscaleyote

Who're you?

[greyscaleyote-blog]

@literal-policedog

I hear you’ve gone off leash.

[cyberneticlagomorph]

Guestlist

below is a list of all the people invited and or participating in the upcoming wedding between Jack, Jeanne, and Cereza. If your muse is not on this list and you’d like them to be PLEASE hmu in some fashion and we’ll talk it over. Also if your muse is on this list and you don’t want them to be hmu and i’ll remove them

actual dorks getting married:

jack (myself)

jeanne ( @mxthshadxws)

cereza ( @butterflyshadxws )

wedding party:

rae (@literal-policedog)

marce - maid of honor ( @internmarce)

hoka - best man ( @inutechy)

jackson and marisse ( @urs-illiad )

ada - mother of the bun ( @badgermom-herbalist )

rosa - mother of the bride ( @madamarosa )

sal ( @sallyace )

balder - officiant/father of the bride ( @archangelbalder)

feferi ( @peinde)

mado ( @somnambulistsedge )

rodin (NPC)

ushers:

loki ( @flyxngsquxrrelshadxws)

duo ( @dual-souled)

kyrie ( @cosmic-fusion )

robyn ( @breaktheunbreakxble )

zephyr ( @halfway-to-dreamland)

ring bearer/flower children/train bearers:

wayne/ kyla - train bearers (NPC)

otis - ring bearer (NPC)

Cerena/Bernard/Russel - flower children (NPC)

baxter/nicole - bumpers for the flower children (NPC)

athos/porthos/d’artagnan - reaer bumpers (NPC) 

pamela/theo -holding the bouquets (NPC)

staff:

ira - in charge of venue/ judge for costume contest ( @kinkagori )

nui - on site seamstress/second judge for contest ( @pusillanimxus )

hoka - DJ ( @inutechy )

shutterbug - photographer ( @silvershutterbug )

rodin - bartender (NPC)

several skeletons - waitstaff (NPC)

guests:

darcy and simon ( @lostknightincamoflauge)

doc and scholar ( @r0b0ts-d0nt-have-feel1ngs )

elle ( @ofthcvoid )

yagi ( @gollafickwandering )

sefoni ( @coralcalypso )

layton ( @prcfesscr-laytcn)

fae ( @feyfelicity)

micolash ( @lunetiics)

samedi ( @diligentpsychopomp)

angela and moira ( @worldsbestdoc)

wines ( @wineswhines )

pages ( @frabjousliterarian )

lalna ( @gigglinggoggles)

mattias ( @uncosmicsneakthief )

vaati ( @pastel-goth-occultist)

ceiling sprites ( @ceilingsprites)

alek ( @starchival)

[cyberneticlagomorph]

Active URL inventory

Because I somehow fucked up and lost the other post

@cyberneticlagomorph - you are here, my weird af cyberpunk OC main blog to:

@nofuckyourick my indie witch Morty

@glxwclxud wtnv's almighty glow cloud

@pusillanimxus​ a very AU’d Nui Harime, aff’d with Ragyo

@prismaticparasitequeen my Au Ragyo Kiryuin

@persunified my personified sun OC

@featherfallenhealer my bird person Mercy from Overwatch

@ithcughtcfangels impulse made Moira O'Deorain

@sunnytepes mega self indulgent modern AU Adiran tepes, aff. w/ @ciphersylph and @boofingbelmont

@boonbucks-city-beach my ooc blog, sideblog to any main account on this list

@literal-policedog my dog girl hybrid OC from jacks timeline

@dual-souled au dirk strider with extra weird thrown in

@pwincefwuffyboi semi indie ralsei from deltarune

@butterflyshadxws my affiliated Bayonetta from the game series, married to @mxthshadxws and mainblog to:

@ofsunshineandsteel Satsuki Kiryuin from Nui and Ragyo's tl

@archangelbalder father balder for Bayonetta's timeline

@mewtation my Au Nepeta Vantas, mainblog to

@circusfurreak my indie Nepeta Makara

@pawpurrtunakitty my indie Nepeta Lalonde

@clamitycrowned​ a rebooted canon div meenah peixes of HS fame main to:

@xxnightmareeyedxx​ post game mae borrowski from NITW

@littledemoninkdarling​ canon div, headcanon heavy bendy from BATIM

@geodeundone semi aff au amethyst from SU

@pinthetailonthepony headcanon heavy AU pinkie pie from MLP

[cyberneticlagomorph]

Recap

OK SO this is a TL: DR version if everything that went down yesterday, if you want to read everything word for word, the posts in question can be found http://cyberneticlagomorph.tumblr.com/tagged/event%3A-one-last-job/chrono <-- there.

Anyway! Yesterday the Resistance in jack's timeline manipulated him into doing "one last job" for them, the job was actually a setup. The resistance planned to get jack and a few others like him arrested by the FERA Initiative and eventually either killed or shipped back to the labs they came from.

Events were as follows:

Jack gets contacted by the resistance

Resistance bullies him into taking the job

They threaten to out him and take his kids

He takes the job

Job turns out to be a setup

He and the others get arrested by @literal-policedog and her squad

Jack contacts @mothshadows @internmarce and @inutechy before his signal is jammed by the precinct

He is brutally beaten and interrogated by the initiative

Meanwhile jack's family it out for blood and is going after the resistance that sold him out

The initiative takes jack's arms and eye as evidence and leaves him sedated in a cell

And that's what you missed on glee! Don't worry folks bunbun isn't licked yet, he's got a trick or two up his sleeves