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[rawiswhore]

Triple H, Shawn Michaels/Jack Tripper x Fem Reader- "Give Me A Hand"

For those about to read this fanfiction, you can either choose to imagine Triple H and Shawn Michaels or Jack Tripper from "Three's Company".

Or both.

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The World Wrestling Federation's Attitude era was an era notorious for its shock value, and shock value by definition is something---such as an image or text---that provokes a sharp reaction, usually to upset or disgust, but also to surprise.

And there were many stars in the Attitude era, especially male ones, that shocked people.

Kane setting fire to people (in caskets), Mick Foley falling off of the top of a steel cage, Stone Cold Steve Austin pulling a gun out on Vince McMahon, D Generation X implying to stand naked in the ring, The Godfather playing a pimp, Ministry Undertaker crucifying and embalming people, Mark Henry admitting he lost his virginity to his sister (and saying he had sex with her 2 days before the therapy session) and Beaver Cleavage being a kid having an incestuous crush on his mother.

While there were some women in the Attitude era that did things that shocked people--either to disgust them (Mae Young flashing her elderly breasts), to upset them (Terri Runnels' miscarriage) or to surprise them (Lita's Litacanranas, Stephanie McMahon's lies), women in the Attitude era were mostly not all that shocking with a few exceptions.

Not to mention, there were a lot of male Attitude era stars that did things that were boundary pushing, like what I've mentioned.

Of course there were women in that era doing things that were boundary pushing, but some of these women were mostly relatively tame.

But you were special.

During the Attitude era, you did things that were relatively and rather shocking, and you just so happened to be a girl.

You were arguably even the most shocking woman of the Attitude era.

Sometimes, you made Stone Cold Steve Austin and the Rock look like wholesome little Boy Scouts in comparison.

You didn't do anything that was too extreme and upsetting, there were much worse moments in the Attitude era that the majority of what you did, but no doubt what you did turned a few heads.

Some of the moments you did during the Attitude era are tame by today's standards, including this aforementioned moment, but there were quite a lot of moments you did that made people's eyes pop then.

The World Wrestling Federation in the late 1990's was nearly and almost rated TV-MA partially because of you.

Not Stone Cold Steve Austin, D Generation X, Mick Foley, Kane and the Undertaker, or even Val Venis, the Pretty Mean Sisters, Jeff Jarrett's degradation of women, but you.

If it's Jack Tripper you want...

"Three's Company" was a television series that had things that were controversial and risqué in its time but are tame by today's standards, but it also had things they couldn't really get away with today.

And this moment during "Three's Company"'s run no doubt was especially racy for its time, but would arguably be tame by today.

During a "WWF New York" episode in November of 1997, you were sitting backstage in the locker room with Triple H and Shawn Michaels.

You were sitting in between Triple H and Shawn, and they were sitting down as well.

Triple H's, Shawn's and your back was in front of a white wall, and Triple H and Shawn both had their long hair hanging down and not tied back in ponytails.

On a "Three's Company" episode in the late 1970's and early 1980's, you and Jack were both sitting next to each other on the couch in his, Janet and Chrissy's iconic living room.

Jack looked sexy AF in this scene with you while you sit next to him on the couch.

There was already a lot of sexual tension with you and him during your conversation with him, and like many women on "Three's Company", you were clearly and obviously trying to seduce him.

Your eyes were looking into his eyes while you had this smirk on your face, and your head was turned sideways to look at Jack's face.

As you sat in between Triple H and Shawn, there was some sexual tension you were sharing with those 2 men, and your mouth smirked as your eyes studied up and down Triple H.

When you were talking to Triple H and Shawn/Jack, your voice sounded very sexy and seductive.

Triple H and Shawn/Jack had their thighs and legs slightly spread out as they sat down for the audience to see this.

Pretty soon, one of your hands reached out and placed on Triple H's/Jack's crotch, where your hand was cupping his clothed groin covered by his tights/slacks.

This really shocked Jack and made his eyes widen and eyebrows raise, and many people in the audience gasped whereas others laughed.

While your hand was holding Triple H's/Jack's crotch, your hand began to squeeze and caress up and down his crotch, your hand slowly stroking and sliding up and down his groin.

Triple H's eyes looked at your hand caressing his groin, his eyes were at their normal shape and not bugging out.

He had a smile on his face as you stroked his crotch.

As your hand was fondling Triple H's/Jack's private parts, you were looking at his crotch with a smirk on your face.

Shawn's eyes were staring at your hand stroking his tagteam partner's groin, and Shawn was getting jealous, wondering why you're not doing that to him.

Shawn's eyes were wide and his eyebrows raised when he saw your hand stroke Triple H's crotch, but Shawn wasn't angered or disgusted.

Your head turned where the camera filmed your sly looking facial expression and your eyes looking at Shawn as your mouth smirked, but your opposite hand reached out and cupped on Shawn's crotch, where that hand while gently gripping his groin because to stroke and caress it up and down.

Likewise, your hand cupping Shawn's crotch was fondling his clothed private parts covered by his tights.

 Shawn's eyes scrolled to your hand stroking his groin, where he was now feeling lucky.

Shawn could nearly---in a comical way---tremble as he moaned and stared at your hand stroking his genitals.

Triple H, meanwhile, had this satisfied grin as your hand was fondling up and down his clothed groin.

Shawn and Triple H (and Jack too, for that matter) are wishing your hands could slip under their tights/pants and masturbate their dicks.

In fact, they may as well say that, but didn't.

It feels just as good to have a hand stroke and fondle over clothed and covered genitals rather than barenaked private parts.

The guitar riff to Slam Jam's "We're All Together Now" began playing as your hand was caressing Triple H's and Shawn's crotches, only for the camera to fade away to something else.

This moment where you fondle Triple H's and Shawn's crotches seductively was filmed and broadcast on television for everyone to see.

There are so many male professional wrestlers whose private parts you wish you could fondle, even if their groins are covered by their tights, singlets, wrestling trunks or jeans/pants.

Hell, you even wish that you could have so many arms and hands so your hands could fondle and caress many male professional wrestler's covered and clothed groins, but sadly, you can't.

Not to mention, some of these other male wrestlers you want to fondle are in other wrestling companies, so you can't do that.

Jack was panicking, his head turning sideways back and forth to check.

He pulled himself away from you, much to your disappointment, and your facial expression changing from seductive to shock, your mouth switching from a grin and a smirk to agape in disgust.

What you did on "Three's Company"/in this  "WWF New York" moment was racy back then, but somewhat tame by today's standards, even if the WWE might be PG rated today.

Compared to other things you did in the Attitude era, this moment is really tame.

[bustadivamove]

Lita~ Litacanrana (Diving Hurricanrana)

[nomadicsoul77]

More Candids from ECW: 23rd Oct 1999... ...Follow @lita_the_daredevil_diva for more amazing pics of Lita.... . 🚫Please remember THIS IS A FAN ACCOUNT dedicated to Lita. The Real Lita is tagged in the pic and on the bio of the page.🚫 . 💫 Follow my FB page for Lita! Link in bio 💫 📸 Follow my IG: @nomadic_soul86 📸 . . . #litaakaamydumas #amydumas #thankyoulita #wwedivas #queenofextreme #litawwe #wwelita #wwediva #womenswrestling #halloffamer #wwfdivas #wweamydumas #wwelegend #amydumaswwe #wwfattitude #litacanrana #revolutionizedwomenswrestling #formerwwedivas #formerwwfdiva #xtremelita #wwfdiva #amydumasakalita #dannydoring #womenswrestlingmatters #amydumasakalita #extremelita #lita (at Philadelphia, Pennsylvania) https://www.instagram.com/p/CCoV2-qpd_o/?igshid=jkj0opn4dq66

[awrestlinggirlwholoves80sbands]

30 days Lita challenge

Day 5 : Lita doing a Litacanrana

[wweassets]

Maryse did a Litacanrana, everyone go home

and KILLED it yup

[cptcharisma]

top 3 women’s wrestlers 👁👁

1. naomi: seeing someone that looks like me on tv every friday no im not bitter is just soothing to me. i love her bright colors and fearless attitude. i STILL want the braids with the glow in the dark green at the end ITS SO CUTE. she's such a queen. give her another title reign, cowards.

2. beth phoenix: okay so watching her in my little ppv binge over the quarantine was...THRILLING. strong women make my head SPIN SO BAD GLAM SLAM ME PLEASE. also i love doing her crown motions.

3. lita: she's only one of my favorites bcause my mom loves her some lita. her and trish trying to keep the womens division from being open hand slaps and rolling around in the ground and just being a pivotal part in the womens evolution is one of the main reasons why she's my favorite. litasault and the litacanrana CHANGED THE FUCKING GAME! IM SORRY!

honorable mentions: kelly kelly, natalya, aj lee, the bellas, becky lynch, charlotte flair, trish stratus, mickie james

[iyoskys]

lita for the wrestling meme thingy !!

am i a fan? yes, my number one forever

favourite move: moonsault and litacanrana. she was the first woman i ever saw doing those moves and my baby gay ass was in love instantly

favourite match: the raw main event with trish

favourite feud: trish and that’s just my favourite feud ever

favourite promo: the “i am the most dominant woman this industry has ever seen” and her announcing her retirement one. she really went off

dream match: wrestling twitter would have a meltdown but charlotte. i would also like sasha though but i can’t help but want to see her against charlotte since those are my two faves djfj. also like a present day match with trish....

seen live?: yes, i don’t remember it though because i was so young lmao but i did meet her last year so it’s okay

unpopular opinion: don’t know if i have one

[ivesambrose]

Me Batista Bombing asap immediately

Or the Litacanrana on good days

I use the terms, "my love" for my friends and mutuals only. I'm pretty sure with my future partner I'd just bully him and engage in petty duels (affectionately)

[alitacanrana-blog]

❝ Before me, there were no moonsaults, there were no Litacanranas! ❞

[littletroubledgrrrl]

[lambchopviking]

lita

Am I a fan?: yes

Favorite move: her ddt, snap suplex, headscissors takedown, that powerbomb thing she did, litacanrana, the moonsault when she didn’t botch it

Favorite match: vs trish stratus, main event of raw, or vs victoria, steel cage match

Favorite feud: trish

Favorite promo: the one where she goes off about her impact on women’s wrestling

Seen live?: no

Unpopular opinion: her moonsault is kind of overrated and one of the most hit or miss moonsaults of all time largely because she was no where near as technically sound as people with rose-tinted lenses tend to think she was 

[machetegiirl-blog]

Ugh it’s hard to believe we’re only a year apart because you are still so flawless! I miss being around! The MYC almost made me wanna do an old school Litacanrana from the top rope. Almost though lol but yeah I can’t stay away from the place long, you’ll probably see me backstage again soon.

@machetegiirl AMY!

[nomadicsoul77]

More Candids from ECW: 23rd Oct 1999... ...Follow @lita_the_daredevil_diva for more amazing pics of Lita.... . 🚫Please remember THIS IS A FAN ACCOUNT dedicated to Lita. The Real Lita is tagged in the pic and on the bio of the page.🚫 . 💫 Follow my FB page for Lita! Link in bio 💫 📸 Follow my IG: @nomadic_soul86 📸 . . . #litaakaamydumas #amydumas #thankyoulita #wwedivas #queenofextreme #litawwe #wwelita #wwediva #womenswrestling #halloffamer #wwfdivas #wweamydumas #wwelegend #amydumaswwe #wwfattitude #litacanrana #revolutionizedwomenswrestling #formerwwedivas #formerwwfdiva #xtremelita #wwfdiva #amydumasakalita #dannydoring #womenswrestlingmatters #amydumasakalita #extremelita #lita (at Philadelphia, Pennsylvania) https://www.instagram.com/p/CCoSaOkpyBc/?igshid=mrd2bk66ggu7

[theringleader]

feud, manage, tag- Ember Moon, Lita, Kris Statlander

Me and Kris would be the best tag team ever and here's why: I'm in love with her

Me managing ember moon would just be that will smith meme. I love her so much and I want EVERYONE TO KNOW. I miss her a ton and when she gets back I'll drag my little manager ass all the way to connecticut and DEMAND that she gets a push. Once all that is settled, she's going RIGHT after the title

A feud with me and lita would remind me of the char and trish feud. Just like, the modern girl vs the legend and I look up to her so much it would break my heart and make me the happiest person in the world at the same time. Lita give me a litacanrana challenge

manage, tag, feud

[juhoffman101]

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[thesepeopleproject]

I really hope some of these people who are still trying to tell people who they shouldn't stan or ship are trolling at this point. 💀

— alyssa (@litacanranas) March 9, 2017