#listen. beard figured out it was nate in like .5 seconds. i know he was able to look at rebecca + the job
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do i know beard figured out that rebecca hired him and ted for false reasons? yes. do i also think he deserves an apology? yes.
#listen. beard figured out it was nate in like .5 seconds. i know he was able to look at rebecca + the job#and be like. this really isn't adding up. but ted trusts her so why not. but i do think beard Knows#or at least has a huge inkling. he's not an idiot. hiring them wasn't a smart movie (at first) and rebecca's#clearly a smart woman. but he doesn't say anything bc ted doesn't seem to care.#but beard cares tbh. he doesn't like being lied to.#〈 𝙼𝙸𝚂𝙲. 〉 - 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐭 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠. - 〈 ooc. 〉
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He said, look at the lights in the park.
He walked away, you're not listening.
He tried to throw concrete at me but stumbled.
He said, you're strange.
He asked, are you going to the office today?
He said, it's a long walk home.
He gave me a hug because I asked for one.
He said, I'm boring.
He said, as a friend.
He said, let me show you how to eat it. You cut it like that to 2 halves and then you squeeze the side a bit and you eat. Caleb said, he's in mom James mode.
He folded my flight confirmation carefully.
He accidentally unconsciously put his arm on my pillow.
He pointed at the shirt, pass me that yellow shirt.
He said, do you need another glass of water.
He tried to choose a essential oil.
He lighted up one wick of the roasted chestnut candle. Smell it.
He smiled, no it's not Afghanistan not a country. It's just Afghan, my grandma made it.
He woke up looking ready confused and sleepy and said, I thought you said 10:30, what's the time now? 9:42 I answered.
He can't find his hat and I did and he said, of course.
He said, Jesus you are freezing and he didn't pull away the arm that I was trying to get warmth from.
He said, you've been in the same office with Weston for too long you sounded just like him when you said sunk cost.
He said, we just left a restaurant with a restroom and now you decide you want to go to one. I have a small bladder, I responded.
He laughed, you don't say someone playing hockey is not skating on ice. Because I insisted that crazy dude on Christmas morning is cycling instead of riding a bike.
He said, text me when you get everything figured out.
He drove around and around, do you want me to go in, because I said yes please.
He pulled the darts off the board, stared into my eyes and raised chin a bit with a wicked smile.
He leaned over to open the door at the passenger side.
He brushed the toy, it's me and my sister's version of Casper the friendly ghost.
He put away the key chain, he died from cancer. We said in one voice. Snickers.
He put away the 2.5 dollars, now we're even.
He mocked me, if you want a ride from me you need to stay until I leave. Your horrible sense of direction, he said when I decided to just walk back to the office. Where is the office, he asked. That way I pointed. And he was like, okay okay. And Nate was like, ah a little bit too slow, you bought her a drink and now she's leaving.
He called the shotgun so he didn't have to sit with me at the back.
He was surprised, what, you're young. Yes, I said, I'm the baby of the dungeon.
He said, you are the only person in the world that doesn't like cheese.
He took the popcorn, I said, it's all yours if you want it.
He picked up the fry that I dropped on table and ate it.
He forked out the one last piece of beef in my plate. Empirial garden is his fav Chi restaurant I can't believe it.
He said, if I picked that fortune cookie instead of you, it would be my second fortune cookie without a fortune this week. I saved you, I grinned. He chuckled, well thank you then.
He said, why did you pick the diaper aisle, you're making me uncomfortable.
He peeked into the bag, is it food, nice.
He laughed, you would have to kill my cat to make me hate you. And he doesn't have one.
He sounded angry, please don't cry.
He said, those cookies were good.
He shook his head, no, sleepover at my place is not sth on-demand.
He shouted, she can't find the right song in spotify.
He acted annoyed, what are you judging this time.
He looked at my sushi and fork, she's so American.
He turned over his shoulder, are you okay back there you were sneezing.
He turned his head, are you ready? I guess I'm giving you a ride.
He had beer in his beard.
He asked, so did you figure out bread of WV?
He frowned, you look upset why do you look so upset.
He poked his head above my cube.
He rushed to the bathroom at 5.
He said, I know where to find some shoes.
He exclaimed, what you drink beer on rock?
He cleaned up his room and car and did laundry the day before Christmas Eve.
He stroked his beard, yeah I used oil on my beard. Every time I shower.
He did not quite catch what I said or he pretended he didn't, what, see ya. I said I love you.
He looked at the clouds, I used to know what those patterns are called.
He frowned, who are you texting. When it is just my advisor Slacking me.
He told his friends, look we're so boring that she had to check twitter. No, I said, it's Tumblr.
He took the green paper from me to feed the printer. Nobody else approves green paper Zoe. You used green paper and you still lost it. I'm holding on to this copy until we get to the airport so you don't lose them again.
He basically told everyone what we did one on one that Friday.
He IS everything I want.
At this moment.
For 2018.
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