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rock-dove-radio · 1 year
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OC PROPAGANDA METHINKS!!!
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I entered in the @lemon-demon-oc-tournament and here's the reasons why you should vote for my oc Socrates 💥💥💥
I have very good reasons methinks
Reason one: They can change sizes
They can be one (1) (☝️) apple tall or the size of a whale.
Observe
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2. They're FLUFFY so you can SNUGGLE THEM and because they can be any size they can be your stuffed animal or your bed. You choose.
3. They make really good lemonade it gives you the same side effects as being high (for the first 5 minutes until you start hearing every lemon demon song at once in your ears for the rest of time)
4. Their voice claim is Lolbit!! OH MY GOD FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDYS??? that's pretty cool man you should totally vote for them
5. They are basically Bill Cipher but way more epic and cool and litcherrally awesome (rainbow dash said so)
See here:
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6. THEY ARE A COSPLAYER. THEY COSPLAYED MEDIC FROM HIT GAME TEAM FORTRESS TWO.
Observe:
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7. THEY ARE LGBT AND AUTISTIC. Socrates is bisexual and polyamorous and non binary we love a bi Royal also they have autism they are just like me yippie ^_^
8. They have an AWESOME OC PLAYLIST WITH TALLY HALL AND OTHER AWESOME BANDS??? WHAT THE FLIP??? IT CONTAINS AWESOME SONGS FROM BEETLEJUICE THE MYSICAL???
9. They have toe and hand beans they will allow you to squish. Just once. A vote May give you more however.
10. They're really old help a grandparent out man
11. They have a lot of lore
LORE INCOMING
Basically Socrates is the Satan/God of the Idiot Control Now universe (lemon demon oc universe) and they have existed since the beginning of time!!! They basically have seen the fucking rise and fall of countless nations and all they do with that information is do a little trolling. A little tomfoolery. Like for a prank. They're your classic movie villain that's silly (ripoff of Hades from Hercules and Bill Cipher)
They bullied Shepherd Satellite (Touch Tone Telephone) in high school for being adopted now that's an epic prank right guys *gets a tomato to the face*
Anyway they have a lot more lore based off of Greek mythology but y'all ain't reading all that
12. Their paws squeak when they walk
13. Best friend of View Monster and Cabinet Man (Byte Polybius) maybe if you voted for Socrates you all could hang out ....
Anyway that will be all for me. SOCRATES FOR PRESIDENT I MEAN SOCRATES FOR MAYOR I MEAN SOCRATES FOR SENATOR I MEAN SOCRATES FOR SECRETARY I MEAN SOCRATES FOR WINNER OF TOURNAMENT tehre we go first try ^__^
(Btw this is all a joke you don't have to vote for me just have fun in the competition guys ^_^ good luck to all the contestants and early congrats to whoever wins. From the preliminaries I've seen everyone's ocs are very lovely and everyone's characters are perfect even if you don't win. Have fun in the comp! :]] )
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