#listen i suck at pranks skdfjs

[zinhuan]

"nope," ming zhu replies, mouth curving into a grin as she spares no glance at pugsley, "this is fueled by personal vengeance, pugsley, no can do." she hums, pouring the fifth cup of some suspicious power — or is it her sixth? she has honestly lost count by now — into the bucket with questionable mixture. the mixture swirls and blurbs and hisses in a way that promises nothing good. though, a better idea hits her mind just a few seconds later with the realization that one couldn't ask for a better partner in crime than the one beside her now. "unless ... you are somehow able to make this idea of mine all the better," a grin starts to grow as she shifts to look at him, "or worse. both works, i guess."

gesturing vaguely with the random wood stick that she's using as a makeshift stirrer, she points it at him, "some kid knocked over my spring rolls to the fountain at the town center the other day, and do you know how devastating that was? it kept me up the entire night! and this" — she taps the bucket with bubbling liquid with the stick — "is gonna turn the whole fountain into bubbles! what do you think?"

✧  𓂅  closed  for  @zinhuan .

as  far  as  enablers  went  ,  pugsley  found  he  was  often  in  competition  with  ming  zhu  for  the  crown  .  with  each  bad  idea  one  of  them  had  ,  it  was  like  the  other  couldn't  rest  without  taking  part  in  it  first  .  doubling  the  fun  but  also  doubling  the  damage  (  which  in  pugsley's  case  was  most  of  the  fun  ,  actually  )  .  their  latest  scheme  belonged  to  ming  zhu  and  he  didn't  appreciate  how  secretive  she  was  being  .  he  lay  on  the  lawn  beside  her  ,  ripping  up  the  grass  and  sighing  very  loudly  as  he  waited  for  her  to  finish  plotting  their  latest  endeavor  .  “  can't  i  help  yet  ?  ”  he  chimed  in  after  (  nearly  )  two  whole  minutes  of  silence  !  he  was  improving  .  “  i  do  very  bad  things  and  i  do  them  very  well  .  if  you'd  just  let  me  help  we  could  already  be  on  our  way  .  ”