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virusinfected-memes · 2 years

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COFFEE TALK SENTENCE STARTERS, PT. 1 OF ? ;

115 starters. CW: alcohol mention, sexual themes. Coffee Talk is a visual novel game developed by Toge Productions. Feel free to change words and pronouns as needed!

"Welco—Oh, it's you."

"Man, that's a bummer!"

"Don't worry, take your time."

"Heh, writer's block again?"

"What are you writing now?"

"I really need that triple shot espresso."

"Hmm, that aroma... Ahh... That's exactly what I need."

"It sounded so simple when I was making the plan."

"Uh, did I say something wrong?"

"Drown your troubles in coffee."

"Yeah, yeah, I know, it was such a stupid thing to do."

"Umm... Well... It was so bad that, well, after reading it... I decided to just delete everything immediately."

"You don't need to be so cynical about it."

"How about something chocolatey? It's perfect for this weather."

"I thought this place would be more crowded."

"I don't really have anywhere else to go."

"I'm a writer who works best at night and in a coffee shop."

"No matter how deep you go, there's always another layer of Hell."

"How do you usually deal with bad customers here?"

"I could go on forever complaining about her, but that won't help me."

"You should make a meme about her."

"It wouldn't be wise to talk about customers with other customers."

"They won't give us a chance at all?"

"I got into a fight with my old man. That's why I'm staying at _____'s now."

"You don't have to do this, you know?"

"I can't stand even one more second being a part of them."

"You don't know what they said about you last night!"

"So this it, then... The end of out relationship."

"Do you want to be hiding our relationship for the rest of eternity?"

"You're making this hard for both of us."

"Do you feel happy when you're with me?"

"I can't think about this clearly right now."

"I'm sorry you had to listen to our problems."

"This coffee shop has seen all kinds of stories. I do hope yours will have a happy ending."

"Do you have someone you love?"

"Out of all the people in the world, why did I fall for her?"

"You can't choose who you fall in love with."

"Anyway, I need to go now, and probably drink myself under until the sun rises."

"Hey, don't be rude! I'm being serious here!"

"What if I say you can't do that?"

"Seems like you're in high spirits this evening, _____."

"You still remember my favorite, right?"

"I'm not even sure whether that's a compliment or not..."

"You got balls, I can tell you that."

"How's the leap of faith going so far?"

"Wait... Is stealing time a crime?"

"You're making me feel worse by saying that."

"You should feel bad."

"Hey, what do you have against me tonight?!"

"This was the place, wasn't it? Where we first met..."

"They should have given you a promotion for your loyalty and long service."

"That only happens in porn."

"You don't have to feel ashamed if you like watching that kind of thing, you know..."

"I would prefer if you didn't start fantasizing."

"It's nice to see friendships that grow in unlikely circumstances."

"Please don't do jokes. You're really bad at it."

"Hey, _____, seems like there's a cat—OH MY GOD, SHE GOT IN WITH ME."

"You look like you've just seen a ghost."

"Seriously, you've never seen me on TV or social media?"

"Why does this coffee shop attract so many weird people?"

"Actually... I witnessed something scary on my shift today."

"This is the safest place around here."

"Hey, that endorsement comes with a discount, right?"

"You know I can hear you, right?"

"Unresolved problems are dangerous."

"As much as I hate to admit it... Conflict is always the best way to know someone. Even your own blood."

"You don't need to rush to a decision."

I could never imagine myself doing something so... Hmm, what's the word? Something as honorable... as that."

"Are you dealing with something I shouldn't ask about?"

"I'm not a criminal. In case that's what you had in mind."

"Isn't that false advertising?"

"Don't be naive. Truth is a matter of circumstance and perspective."

"Act like a civilized person... If you can."

"I imagine, even in a world where only one race exists, problems will still appear, anyway."

"Perhaps it's diversity that can teach us to look past the differences."

"The bottom line is, we'll always find a way to hate each other."

"Call me pretentious, but I think drinks have the power to connect people's hearts."

"I want our relationship to move forward. I want a family."

"Why do you have to care so much about what his or your family think?"

"I don't want to be held responsible if he regrets his decision one day."

"Abandoning one's family is NOT a solution!"

"What if marrying me is a mistake?"

"From what I can see, you're the problem here."

"That 'blood is thicker than water' mentality won't work here."

"Not every family is worth fighting for, you know."

"You can't have it all, _____. This is not a fairy tale."

"You didn't have to say it so harshly, you know."

"You never change, do you?"

"Dude, honesty is good and all, but... You know, try not to be a dick."

"Why are you staring at me like that?"

"What did you want to talk about when you told me to meet you here?"

"Do you ever wonder what we'd be like if we hadn't met?"

"Earthlings really need to work on their communication."

"Are you urukhigh69?"

"If you're that desperate for a date, why don't you ask your friends or go to a club or something?"

"If she didn't reply, I'm a hundred percent sure she bailed. She's not coming."

"Life is never boring here."

"I always wanted to be a fiction writer, but... conjuring words is hard."

"Hahaha! Come on, you don't have to worry so much about everything."

"To be honest, I hated the idea of turning the game into a movie."

"They have the budget for the flashy visuals, but I doubt they'll do the series justice."

"You're not the first to say I'm weird."

"Usually people that play artsy games are gamers that got bored of the current state of video games."

"Whoa, that's a highly specific fun fact to know."

"My extended family is probably as big as Seattle's population."

"Ahhh, that smell... It brings back so many memories."

"You're being creepy, _____... Go back to your chair and keep your distance!"

"There's a creepy old man trying to flirt with us..."

"I apologize for earlier. I wasn't trying anything funny."

"I don't know how to talk to her anymore. Or even what to talk about."

"Give them time and space... but be there when they need you."

"Well, nothing's happened... Yet. I just feel it in my guts."

"Is it possible you're just being paranoid?"

"You'll drive her away if you keep on acting like this."

"Is it okay if I stay a bit longer, _____?"

#ask meme #inbox meme #roleplay meme #rp meme #rp sentence starters #sentence starters #coffee talk #* mine

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meowmeowchapel · 1 year

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the west wing, 20 hours in america, sentence starter meme.

You know the story about the guy whose cars gets stuck in a muddy hole. A farmer comes along and says he'll pull the car out of the mud but he's going to have to charge 50 bucks 'cause this is the tenth time he's had to pull it out of the mud today. The driver says, "God, when to you have time to plow your land, at night?" The farmer says, "No, no. Nighttimeis when I fill the whole with water."

Why aren't you there?

It's tough to explain.

[name] has trouble concealing his displeasure.

Stepped on it.

You seem pissed that I brought it up.

When somebody can give me an answer to that question, I'll let you know.

I am lightened up. This is me lightened up. You're saying lighter?

You want to lighten up a little?

Speaking of health and fitness...

I had half a grapefruit.

You think I'm lying?

You've been up the past two nights and I don't want a zombie.

Go to sleep.

I'm kidding. that was a joke. I kid because I love.

No kidding, it feels good out here.

You sure i'm not taking you away from something you need to be doing?

You have a second job?

This is fun. We're roughing it.

Remember some of that stuff I said, okay?

Yeah. Doesn't sound quite right, though, does it?

Just out of curiosity, what do you think would happen?

I'm not very easily impressed.

Yeah, you know what? Sue me.

It's a-a common mistake.

How did...? I don't understand.

What is this, a joke?!

Okay, this is a whole new thing now. My guys are going to need to walk this off a bit before they can regroup.

No, I'm sorry buddy. I know you're supposed to be sleeping today.

I don't know what it is you do in there.

Welcome to the club, partner. We got jackets.

You ever love so much it hurts? Like, physically hurts?

It's not intellect, it's memory. It's a different gift. A wonderful one. I've never had it.

I make fun of the French as much as anybody and I don't even know what that meant.

Elitist, feminist-- you can't do that to the English language.

Several of the men I've dated haven't yet gotten over their fear of frogs.

Option one is we make a joke out of it.

We make a joke out of it? What would we have to do to it to make...?

What's your specialty?

No, I mean I can't believe you're considering doing it.

I didn't know you were superstitious.

How long have we been talking about this now?

Okay, let's not tell anybody that.

Whatcha' doin' on the floor?

I'm sitting here listening, already I've turned to a life of crime.

And they're using Act V scene from Hamlet? Are these Batman villians?

300 IQ points between them-- they can't find their way home.

I swear to God, if [name] wasn't there, they'd have to buy a house.

I don't know. I'm a puzzle.

We'd rather people didn't exercise common sense but I agree with what you're saying.

You know I can hear you, right?

I'm in your corner.

You call me a liar to my face?

Well, I'm afraid we're at a classic impasse, [name].

You were strange the first time I met you, and you're strange now.

Hey, the first time you met me there was a good reason.

My powers of deduction are not to be mocked.

That come with tights and a cap?

I'm going to figure it out anyway. What I lack in memory, I more than make up for with exceptional powers of deductive reasoning.

By the way, my powers of ordering are a joke.

Ah, you pulled the switcheroo.

You are so heartbreakingly easy at the end of the day.

You deceived me.

You played upon my love for you.

I'm going to make fun of you while you do, okay?

Did you have other plans?

As a matter of fact, I did. I was planning a quiet night...

If you ask me, it's soft porn. No one needs to massage garlic oil into a leg of lamb that much, on top of which...

You know anything about chaos theory?

Let me get you home. I don't think you're going to make it.

Good writers borrow from other writers. Great writers steal from them outright.

#sentence meme #rp sentence starter

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shamurph · 2 years

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NIGHT IN THE WOODS (2017) STARTER MEME.

quotes taken from the night studios game, night in the woods. may contain themes of existentialism and depression. some quotes have been slightly edited to be more conversational.

‘ i believe in a universe that doesn’t care and people who do. ‘

‘ you know what we don’t have around here? serial killers. ‘

‘ my entire life feels like running after something that keeps moving away into the distance. ‘

‘ then i remember it’s octember. i combined my two favorite months. ‘

‘ you should get some sleep. ‘

‘ no one’s forgotten who you are and what you did, you know. ‘

‘ you have a near death experience or something? ‘

‘ this job is one long near death experience. ‘

‘ aw yeah, time to get spooky! ‘

‘ everything comes so easy for you. i want to feel good about myself the way you do. and i don't know how. ‘

‘ you up for some crimes? ‘

‘ the family that tacos together, rockos together. ‘

‘ i just want to die anywhere else. ‘

‘ that was really interesting, but i need to go listen to my cells die. ‘

‘ i’m being body-positive like the internet said. i’m a real live person. and no one can prove i’m not. ‘

‘ your ass is not of historical note! ‘

‘ don’t get lost on your way home. ‘

‘ nothing to be scared of down there. just a party. ‘

‘ the world isn’t somewhere out there. it’s here. ‘

‘ i’d really hate to see somethin happen to you. ‘

‘ not too late to throw ourselves into traffic instead. ‘

‘ that sounded a lot more badass in my head. ‘

‘ nothing is going to save us forever, but a lot of things can save us today. ‘

‘ i’m a total trash mammal and nothing is gonna work out. ‘

‘ do you think we’d be friends if we weren’t, like, stuck together in the same town? ‘

‘ that was awful. i hate beer. ‘

‘ i can’t remember the last time i drank beer. it’s not a delicious drink at all. ‘

‘ that’s how hermits are made. ‘

‘ wheel me out to the curb for garbage day. ‘

‘ here’s my hangover cure: not drinking the night before. ‘

‘ i feel awful. i probably look awful. ‘

‘ i’m gonna burn this room down. with me in it. ‘

‘ _____, i declare thee danged. ‘

‘ i got plenty of direction! i’m gonna hang out with my friends and then maybe play video games. ‘

‘ wait. why does everything you say sound like a question? ‘

‘ thought i’d try punching my way out. mix things up a little. ‘

‘ i get it. this won’t stop until i die. ‘

‘ workers s’posed to be able to live. ‘

‘ go legally braindead from lack of oxygen due to choking on my entire ass! ‘

‘ ever get the feeling that disaster's right around the corner? ‘

‘ this entire place is royally messed up! and nobody cares! ‘

‘ i wanted someone to notice things aren't ok. ‘

‘ this town is like a horror movie that never stops. and it's not even a good one! ‘

‘ no fascists at this party! ‘

‘ but they weren’t people anymore. they were just shapes. ‘

‘ it’s a fantastic ass, right? ‘

#rp meme #sentence starter prompts #sentence meme #inbox meme #ask meme

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trolloled · 3 years

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Promo(tional) Post

I’m Overlard/Lard/OL and I bring the word today, and the word is that this is a promotional post in an attempt to increase the amount of active blogs following me because I’m pretty sure a solid 1/3rd are completely dead.

I once roleplayed on MSPAF, if you’ve ever heard of “the Café” you can safely blame me for its steady decline. Sometime during that I started RPing on tumblr and I’ve been on again off again roleplaying here ever since (especially after the forum got nuked).

I live on the east coast of America and I have a full time job, so I can’t really do much during the day beyond occasionally shitpost on my phone. That said, I’m usually available via tumblr DM anyway since my job is chill enough not to care about being on the phone so long as the work gets done.

Anyway, uh, my main trolls right now are the following assholes:

I don’t really have much artistic skill since I’ve only done sprite and meme edits, but i compensate for this by writing constantly! Like, really constantly! My writing tag is littered with whatever I put out! Here’s some fun selections!

Platar commits war crimes, but it’s for a good cause.

The bartender reached under the bar for an appropriately disgusting mug, glass filled with unidentifiable bits of material and heavily marked and scratched, then shoved it under the tap. He pulled the tap, and a sickly looking yellow beer poured out from the spigot into the mug, which he slid over to Platar. The anonymous troll caught it, reluctantly, with one fortunately gloved hand.

Gerrel wants to be a good moirail, and good moirails know how to work around their palerom’s horrific diets (Ft. Callan Ranpoe, who belongs to raitrolling, CW for emetophobia)

The primary issue at hand was that Callan loved all those flavors which were absolutely terrible for you, namely sweetness in particular. He also particularly enjoyed dishes made with excess butter or cheese products. Gerrel had so far managed to get by through serving dishes that made partial use out of them, but none of it felt right. It was like trying to swim upstream, he was making headway, but there was resistance at each step. Unlike fighting a river, he was just trying to help someone he loved, and it would just be... better, if he wasn't trying to force it.

Xrumon really needs to visit a therapist

"It's always you. You're only talking to yourself, that's all you ever do... No one else to listen... But now the act is wearing thin, and soon you'll need to leave the stage..."

And so much more! I’ve only recently started crossposting to toyhou.se so god knows how many other fics are still lurking on my evernote where I’ve either forgotten or intentionally neglected to repost them.

I don’t have testimonials because this post is long enough but you can choose to believe the following very real statement:

Best writing 10/10

- Greg

Interesting facts:

I graduated with HIGHEST academic honors in my degree which means MENSA will definitely be sending a letter any day now

Kormut was my first fantroll and has survived every purge of trolls I’ve lost interest for all the way from 2012.

I play tabletop games, like D&D, Pathfinder, Mutants & Masterminds, etc.

For anything more in depth, please see the following posts. Looking forward to interacting with more people!

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Rules | About | Select | Plots/Starters | Toyhou.se

Also please be aware this is a sideblog! I follow from my main blog here

#ooc as lard #promo post #characters in order are:#kormut ridgar #gaveyo deyloc #xrumon arigah #gerrel mitius #portec hegira #corelo resuli #my avatar is Platar Hacalo who is also a Main(tm) but putting 7 characters in an image felt really uneven

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hime-memes · 3 years

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On this edition of ‘ Hime grabs a book she doesn’t remember owning and making a meme ! ‘: We have some sassy starters from ‘ The Snark Bible ‘ - a compilation of clapbacks and funny quotes.

As always: Feel free to change anything within these starters that you see fit to make it work for your muse & the receiver’s muse !

Recommended For: Whichever muse needs to be feisty, but, like, right this second.

** Any slight wording changes / sentence break ups made to the original text is to accommodate for RP purposes or more clarity. **

Trigger Warning: Swearing, alcohol mentions, drug mentions, infidelity, NSFW themes may also be present in some.

“ I haven’t committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law. ” “ one of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s work is terribly important. “ “ Hard work is damn near as overrated as monogamy. “ “ Disobedience, noun. The silver lining to the cloud of servitude. “ “ This isn’t an office; It’s hell with fluorescent lighting ! ” “ The fact that no one understands you, does not mean you’re an artist. “ “ I like you ... you remind me of when I was young and stupid. “ “ I’m not being rude: you’re just insignificant. “ “ It’s a thankless job, but i’ve got a lot of karma to work off. “ “ I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. “ “ Someday, we’ll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. “ “ Beware the lollipop of mediocrity; lick it once and you’ll suck forever ! “ “ We passed over a lot of good people to get the ones we hired. “ “ To ere is human, to blame somebody else shows good management. “ “ Ham and eggs is just a day’s work for the chicken, but a lifetime commitment for the pig. “ “ I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on. “ “ When I read about the evils of drinking ... I gave up reading. “ “ A woman / man drove me to drink and i didn’t have the decency to thank her / him ! “ “ A bartender is a pharmacist with a limited inventory. “ “ Drugs may lead to nowhere - but at least it’s the scenic route. “ “ I don’t like people who take drugs ... customs men, for example. “ “ I would never do crack. I would never do a drug named after a part of my ass, okay ? “ “ I hate to advocate for drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone: but, they’ve always worked for me. “ “ It’s a scientific fact, for every year a person lives in Hollywood, they lose 2 IQ points. “ “ He is the type of man who will end up dying in his own arms ! “ “ An actor is a guy, who if you ain’t talkin’ about him, he ain’t listening. “ “ Oh, wake up ( Name ), you’d be killing yourself to an empty house. The audience left 20 years ago ! “ “ Ordinarily he is insane, but he has lucid moments when he is only stupid. “ “ You’re a mouse studying to be a rat. “ “ He knows so little and knows it so fluently ! “ “ He / She is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. “ “ Maybe humans are just the pet alligators God flushed down the toilet. “ “ He / She is a bit like a corkscrew --- twisted, cold, and sharp. “ He had delusions of adequacy. ” “ I want to reach your mind --- where is it currently located ? “ “ she’s so boring, you fall asleep halfway through her name ! “ “ I regard you with an indifference that’s bordering aversion. “ “ She never lets ideas interrupt her easy flow of her conversation. “ “ You have an inferiority complex and it’s fully justified. “ “ Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn’t they’d be married too. “ “ I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. By then, it was too late. “ “ Married life teaches one invaluable lesson: to think of things far enough ahead not to say them. “ “ Early on - I let her know who was the boss. I looked her right in the eye and clearly said: ‘ You’re the boss. ‘ “ “ The trouble with some women is that they get all excited over nothing --- and then marry him. “ “ There’s only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is --- I’ll get married again. “ “ One man’s folly is another man’s wife. “ “ Men don’t realize that if we’re sleeping with them on the first date, we’re probably not interested in seeing them again either. “ “ You know more about a man after one night in bed than in months of conversation. “ “ I’m afraid of the video guy judging me because I don’t want him to think I’m some sort of freaky pervert. So now, when I rent porn --- I’ll actually get Dirty Debutantes and Citizen Kane. He knows I’m a masturbating loser, but I’m a sophisticated masturbating loser. “ “ My girlfriend was complaining about my stamina in the sack, so I popped six viagra and drank a six-pack of Redbull. Her funeral is Tuesday. “ “ I think we can all agree - sleeping around is a great way to meet people. “ “ His finest hour lasted a minute and a half. “ “ My ex and I had the best sex during our divorce. It was like cheating on our lawyers. “ “ How many husbands have I had ? ... You mean apart from my own ? “ “ I enjoy dating married people.They never want anything kinky, like breakfast. “ “ There are times not to flirt: Like, when you’re sick ... or, when you’re on the witness stand ... “ “ You don’t know a woman until you’ve met her in court. “

#rp meme #book-based starters #quote starters #Roleplay memes #sentence starter meme #sentence starters

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ochiiba · 3 years

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@artificile said ; ✔ I WANNA HEAR SMOL THOUGHTS OKOK 😳😳👉👈 / from ! A quick and easy plotting guide !

Send me ✔ and I will bold my preferences for your muse!

Do I know your muse(s): yes of course you clown | no | a little | tell me about your muse

Pre-established relationships?: yes | no | depends on the relationship

Extra ! ; SO- We have been talking about them on disco (COUGH, CHONUKI IS THE PROOF OF IT) but as to put other ideas as well, i just had the thought that considering that Kazuha is a wandering samurai who doesn´t really have an actual home to return to ( he still has unfinished matters in Inazuma, tho that´s probably something he´ll keep to himself as to not worry others ), i can tot see them traveling together ! (withchonuki) Perhaps before leaving he could lend to her his knowledge with the katana as a parting gift (here comes teacher-student ). AND LISTEN,,, I HAVE A LOT OF IDEAS BUT MY WIORDS ARE ALL OVER THE PLACE SO I WILL JUST DUMP THEM;; Another thing to point out is,,, Kazuha is a pretty lonesome person, a man of few words when his mind is somewhere else, so it´s rare for him to seek out to others or willingly engage in a conversation, and less form friendships (u see, after his friend passed away, a new fear grew inside his heart, and now he is much more cautious about making bonds with others out of fear of loosing them as well), yet we know moon girl is persistent, and matched with her heart of gold, i feel like he would end up leaning to her, perhaps her contrasting personality could help him open up a little more and realize that he is not destined to wander alone afterall.

On a light hearted note, i can imagine Kazoo having those poetic outbursts and Hakuno not understanding a single thing of what he´s talking about DHAKSJ

#artificile #OKAY SO!!#I think i have more ideas but my brain is spacing out for some reason #BUT!!#u already know how it is lynn #i come and we cry about our muses on the daily #AJDNASKJFDNASF #sometimes it really do be hakuno; a chonky bake danuki and kazoo

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futurepresentashes · 3 years

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@burningstarfour /@rubyheals said: ✔ for Ruby!

- Quick and Easy Plotting - || Accepting

Send me ✔ and I will bold my preferences for your muse!

Bold for Yes or current Italics for possible

My muse(s): Cable

Do I know your muse(s): yes | no | a little | tell me about your muse (Listen I always wanna know more about Ruby)

Pre-established relationships? yes | no | depends on the relationship

#ilu and ruby #gimme gimme #burningstarfour #rubyheals

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zombiequincy · 4 years

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THE MEGA RP PLOTTING SHEET / MEME.

First and foremost, recall that no one is perfect, we all had witnessed some plotting once which did not went too well, be it because of us or our partner. So here have this, which may help for future plotting. It’s a lot! Yes, but perhaps give your partners some insight? Anyway BOLD what fully applies, italicize if only somewhat.

MUN NAME: Hela AGE: 21 CONTACT: IM

CHARACTER(S): Giselle Gewelle, Yumichika Ayasegawa (inactive)

CURRENT FANDOM(S): Bleach

BLEACH FANDOM(S) YOU HAVE AN AU FOR: I have gory Bloodborne au but that one just exists in my head on my lonesome.

MY LANGUAGE(S): English and one very specific Middle Eastern dialect.

THEMES I’M INTERESTED IN FOR RP: FANTASY / Science fiction / Horror / WESTERN / ROMANCE / Thriller / MYSTERY / DYSTOPIA / ADVENTURE / MODERN / Erotic / Crime / MYTHOLOGY / Classic / HISTORY / RENAISSANCE / MEDIEVAL / Ancient / WAR / FAMILY / POLITICS / RELIGION / SCHOOL / ADULTHOOD / CHILDHOOD / APOCALYPTIC / GODS / Sport / MUSIC / Science / FIGHTS / ANGST / Smut / DRAMA / etc.

PREFERRED THREAD LENGTH: one-liner / 1 para / 2 PARA / 3+ / NOVELLA.

ASKS CAN BE SEND BY: MUTUALS / NON-MUTUALS / PERSONALS / ANONS.

CAN ASKS BE CONTINUED?: YES / NO only by Mutuals?: YES / NO.

PREFERRED THREAD TYPE: CRACK / casual nothing too deep / SERIOUS / DEEP AS HECK. (i love it all sorry I am quite the mixed bag lmao)

IS REALISM / RESEARCH IMPORTANT FOR YOU IN CERTAIN THEMES?: YES / NO. i gotta know what certain human body parts taste like u know

ARE YOU ATM OPEN FOR NEW PLOTS?: YES / NO / DEPENDS.

DO YOU HANDLE YOUR DRAFT / ASK - COUNT WELL?: YES / NO / SOMEWHAT. it’s SO BAD FOR ME RN ASGLDKJDJKA i’m very inconsistent i’m so sorry.

HOW LONG DO YOU USUALLY TAKE TO REPLY?: 24H / 1 WEEK / 2 WEEKS / 3+ / months / years. / a lot of it has more to do w my general writing mood and if the thread im writing catches my interest, and rn im writing a TON of really wonderful and fascinating threads so they’re all super captivating for me and i try to reply asap

I’M OKAY WITH INTERACTING: ORIGINAL CHARACTERS / a relative of my character (an oc) / duplicates / MY FANDOM / CROSSOVERS / MULTI-MUSES / self-inserts / people with no AU verse for my fandom / CANON-DIVERGENT PORTRAYALS / AU-VERSIONS.

DO YOU POST MORE IC OR OOC?: IC / OOC. (i have a lot of stupid shit sorry)

ARE YOU SELECTIVE WITH FOLLOWING OTHERS?: YES / NO / DEPENDS.

BEST WAYS TO APPROACH YOU FOR RP/PLOTTING: just send me a tumblr instant message, i know it sucks shit but im not comfy releasing my discord w everyone just yet cause i use it for personal use as well. i check tumblr on the daily so if you send me a message chances are i’ll see it and respond!

WHAT EXPECTATIONS DO YOU HOLD TOWARDS YOUR PLOTTING PARTNER: i guess just be able to put up with my rambling and stopping and starting, a lot of characterisation choices i do go through various stages and its pretty messy so when i communicate that with others it usually ends up equally messy. just be patient with me please.

WHEN YOU NOTICE THE PLOTTING IS RATHER ONE-SIDED, WHAT DO YOU DO?: i don’t mind! sometimes ppl have more ideas that they want to share first and i’m always super happy to listen to those ideas !! sometimes its nice to have someone with a clear guide or structure and be able to work around that rather than trying to fumble through a plot together.

HOW DO YOU USUALLY PLOT WITH OTHERS, DO YOU GIVE INPUT OR LEAVE MOST WORK TOWARDS YOUR PARTNER?: i try to map out some basic info abt their characters that i otherwise don’t know from their bio or verses and try to pick out points of confrontation or similarities to expand on with giselle that can be used as points for like a starter to happen. its either that or sometimes i have really stupid ideas i just toss out there like ‘LMAO THEYRE BREAKING SHIT AT DISNEYLAND’ and go buck wild from there if the other person is down. i also always try to warn people or get a gauge for what subjects to avoid and steer clear of considering that giselle is a bit of a Freak(tm) and will say and do bad things.

WHEN A PARTNER DROPS THE THREAD, DO YOU WISH TO KNOW?: YES / NO / DEPENDS. - And why?: if there’s something giselle did or said that upset you, i would love to know not to repeat it again (since i do still feel pretty new to the rp game, theres still plenty of time for me to make stupid mistakes). if its just a general lack of interest or uncertainty of where the plot should go, then you dont have to tell me i wont take it personally i promise !

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY LEAD YOU TO DROP A THREAD?: sometimes i can be made uncomfortable by certain things mentioned... it happens but its rare

- WILL YOU TELL YOUR PARTNER?: YES / NO / DEPENDS. i don’t want to upset anyone personally and sometimes explaining the ins and outs of my discomfort make things ten times worse so i just. would rather not.

IS COMMUNICATION IN THE RPC IMPORTANT TO YOU? YES / NO.

- AND WHY?: i am the most nervous person you can meet and my brain is always giving me misinfo abt paranoia and random shit so i having clear concrete communication between two parties abt if something is going wrong or is being received poorly means the world to me.

ARE YOU OKAY WITH ABSOLUTE HONESTY, EVEN IF IT MAY MEANS HEARING SOMETHING NEGA1TIVE ABOUT YOU AND/OR PORTRAYAL?: i need it !! i still feel relatively new to all this and i need to know whats going wrong to improve !!

DO YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE SUCH SITUATION IN A MATURE WAY? YES / NO.

WHY DO YOU RP AGAIN, IS THERE A GOAL?: to help with my confidence in writing! i have v bad anxiety when it comes to sharing my works and i write a lot of other pieces alongside this blog on ao3 and i want to develop my writing skills just in general. when it comes to like the nuts and bolts of why i rp giselle specifically, its mainly to just have fun and have a laugh w my friends who are really awesome quincy writers

WISHLIST, BE IT PLOTS OR SCENARIOS: OH SO MANY! ive managed to fulfil a lot of my wishlist threads with like, giselle talking to characters she’s already zombified and i love all that angst but i want to do more stupid shit. i want to make it my personal goal to bully every quincy man and woman on sight. although a REAL dream would be if i got to write a thread zombifying a character who managed to escape giselle’s clutches. and more fighting! i want to get better at describing action and fights and i love to write giselle getting beat up and beating people up! more more more!!

THEMES I WON’T EVER RP / EXPLORE: hohoho theres a LOT... uh r*pe/dubcon threads for one, even if yeah i know writing it doesnt condone it, it makes me intensely uncomfortable to put my muse in that scenario, i feel like i have an obligation to like, protect her from that shit you know? racism is one i don’t want to transgress, even though i’m a poc, its not really cathartic or groundbreaking to write abt racism in threads its just... really fucking upsetting. also i know the quincy’s have this very close parallel to the whole n*zi imagery and ideology thing going on and i am not about to start even daring to thread that into my writing or bring those allusions and references of real life tragedies into giselle’s threads. i’ve already talked at length abt exploring giselles trans identity in rp and why im not comfortable doing so, so.... yeah! all those i guess.

WHAT TYPE OF STARTERS DO YOU PREFER / DISLIKE, CAN’T WORK WITH?: i like starters where giselle can just immediately get right into being a piece of shit. mise en scene and all that! cut out the build up and just get to the intense horror !! i don’t like starters where its not immediately clear where the characters are standing and what they’re doing and what’s happening around them. those really disorientate me and leave me kinda floundering because i always need some allusion or mention of a setting to ground giselle in a time and place other wise i cant tell what her response should be

WHAT TYPE OF CHARACTERS CATCH YOUR INTEREST THE MOST?: EVIL WOMEN EVIL WOMEN EVIL WOMEN. also just characters i can wholeheartedly clown on, or also characters who have hidden depths to them and have a single panel of screentime. honestly it’s just all over the place!

WHAT TYPE OF CHARACTERS CATCH YOUR INTEREST THE LEAST?: angry old men GSADJDKSJA i could never rp yhwach for example or yamamoto because idk. theyre just so crummy and boring to me. i also couldnt rp characters who always have an upper hand in battle like aizen. i like my dumbasses and i like them stupid and adaptive not just, ‘yes i know this because i Know this.’

WHAT ARE YOUR STRONG ASPECTS AS RP PARTNER?: i think im nice...? FKSJDKDJSA idk i hate trying to toot my own horn. sometimes i also think i make funny jokes and im pretty chill and laid back

WHAT ARE YOUR WEAK ASPECTS AS RP PARTNER?: my writing style is inconsistent and adapts to whatever i’m reading so sometimes it’ll be really good and i love it and other times it reads like really bad fanfic and i get carried away far too easily and write novella lengths for threads which should be much shorter. i also get shy a lot and dont think i communicate very effectively but HEYO we’re working on it!

DO YOU RP SMUT?: YES / NO/ DEPENDS. haven’t had anybody brave enough to try yet lol

DO YOU PREFER TO GO INTO DETAIL?: YES / NO / DEPENDS.

ARE YOU OKAY WITH BLACK CURTAIN?: YES / NO.

- WHEN DO YOU RP SMUT? MORE OUT OF FUN OR CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT?: more for fun i’d imagine because that’s just giselles own attitude to sex and relationships where she doesnt want anything deep. it might show character development in one way of just showing how she regards others in a romantic sense to be used rather than actually appreciated as their own person and show how selfish she is but yeah, more out of fun

- ANYTHING YOU WOULD NOT WANT TO RP THERE?: theres a few kinks and such but i dont think they’d ever really come up. again, just mainly no r*pe/dubcon.

ARE SHIPS IMPORTANT TO YOU?: YES / NO lets hope this doesn’t make me sound like an asshole, but its more like a fun little side thing than anything important to giselle’s actual development and characterisation.

WOULD YOU SAY YOUR BLOG IS SHIP-FOCUSED?: YES / NO. again, hardly anyone is brave enough to try to romance this evil cannibal.

DO YOU USE READ MORE?: YES / NO / SOMETIMES WHEN I WRITE LONG STUFF.

ARE YOU: MULTI-SHIP / Single-Ship / Dual-Ship — MULTIVERSE / Singleverse.

- WHAT DO YOU LOVE TO EXPLORE THE MOST IN YOUR SHIPS?: more how giselle likes to give over her power or dominate in different circumstances depending on who she’s with and what’s being done. BUT AGAIN, not a whole lot to explore yet.

ARE YOU OKAY WITH PRE-ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIPS?: YES / NO. - i mean im down for p much anything if it vibes w giselle.

► SECTION ABOUT YOUR MUSE.

- WHAT COULD POSSIBLY MAKE YOUR MUSE INTERESTING TOWARDS OTHERS, WHY SHOULD THEY RP WITH THIS PARTICULAR CHARACTER OF YOURS NOW, WHAT POSSIBLE PLOTS DO THEY OFFER?: if you want an evil woman to taunt and mock and hurt your muse, she’s your gal. you want her to zombify and ruin your muse, shes also your gal. you want her to insult and maim and injure, she’s also YOUR GAL. basically, if you want to do anything fucked up or sad or scary, she can help with that.

- WITH WHAT TYPE OF MUSES DO YOU USUALLY STRUGGLE TO RP WITH?: uh muses who get really angry quickly or don’t rise or respond to her jabs and are just kinda like a flatline. theres only so much pestering and annoying she can do until realises its not working and just wanders off

- WHAT DO THEY DESIRE, IS THEIR GOAL?: to find a goal worth living for.

- WHAT CATCHES THEIR INTEREST FIRST WHEN MEETING SOMEONE NEW?: appearance she always takes an interest in girls almost right away. age as well because she judges old people.

- WHAT DO THEY VALUE IN A PERSON?: a good set of guts to ruin and strong muscles.

- WHAT THEMES DO THEY LIKE TALKING ABOUT?: women, gore, murder, herself, music, stupid memes, gossip.

- WHICH THEMES BORE THEM?: politics, history, quincy ideology, soul reaper ideology, hollow physiology.

- DID THEY EVER WENT THROUGH SOMETHING TRAUMATIC?: her family tried to force the burden of upholding the quincy lineage onto her shoulders, she was thrown into the wrong prison and held in isolation, then pressured to become an undying monster in service of a god and then was nearly killed by that same man and left wandering without guidance or purpose. so, yeah?

- WHAT COULD LEAD TO AN INSTANT KILL?: transphobia. even a whiff of it in her direction and she’ll gut you like a fish.

- IS THERE SOMEONE /-THING THEY HATE?: the twink soul reaper who outted her.

IS YOUR MUSE EASY TO APPROACH?: YES / NO. - Best ways to approach them?: if you’re smart, you’ll bring a big bone for her to chew on and distract her while you ask whatever you want.

SOMETHING YOU MAY STILL WANT TO POINT OUT ABOUT YOUR MUSE?: i love my evil queen!

CONGRATS!!! You managed it, now tag your mutuals! ♥

Tagged by: @bazzardburner cheers chicken boy !!

Tagging: @hyouketsu @blooming5th @viciousvizard @glacies-tempestatem and whoever else wishes to do this!!

#dash games #// this took ages....

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sentofight · 2 years

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One for Estelle ✔ and one for Anelace ✔

A quick and easy plotting guide. send me ✔ and I will bold my preferences for your muse! | accepting | @psychcdelica

My muse(s): Edea!

Do I know your muse(s): yes | no | a little | tell me about your muse [always]

Pre-established relationships? yes | no | depends on the relationship

it’ll be cool to get these two headbutt first or something maybe solve a problem together then become friends!!!! ????????

i can see edea’s family knows estelle’s family somehow🤔 Braev Lee is the kind of guy who would most likely headbutt with cassius lmao. they are both strong men and surely they get along with. daughters need to get to know each other next. maybe they didnt meet because of where edea lives and such. not sure if she will be bracer but she is definitely a knight like her dad. LISTEN...TWO GALS WHO WANNA BE BETTER THAN THEIR DADS. Y/Y FOR BEST FRIENDSHIP? MHM? gotta think about her trails verse naaaaw

i can see edea seeking estelle out in a thread because she hear A LOT about her and in her mind “she can’t like be THAT strong. Dad said her father was strong and coming from my dad it speaks volume. I GOTTA SEE WHO IS THIS GIRL” something like that. she will find her, challenge her in a duel and dunno maybe they get interrupted lmao maybe it will be a draw 🤔🤔🤔man they are two headstrong and stubborn ladies. i love them.

Anelace!

My muse(s): Leanne!

Do I know your muse(s): yes | no | a little | tell me about your muse [always]

Pre-established relationships? yes | no | depends on the relationship

Same??? they could meet up first and see how their love for cute things will get them where XD maybe she can be her new rival 👀👀 honestly edea, leanne, estelle and anelace could have girls shopping experience!!!!! god that would be sooooooooooo cute! leanne is the oldest and she will adopt the three girls instantly. they are her little sisters now. (maybe same age in a way to anelace depend on the verse lol)

also leanne will definitely be a bracer! she is a huntress in her main verse so def be bracer.

#OOC.| FATY SPEAKS #psychcdelica #<3 <3 !!!#[ g i r l s!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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pxppinmolly-archived · 4 years

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Plot Stuff

Do I know your muse(s): yes | no | a little | tell me about your muse

Pre-established relationships? yes | no | depends on the relationship

LIKE YOU SAID it’s really HMMM about these two cus LOL but!!!!

Just from the small back and forth between them I can def see them being just like. Nonchalant buddies who just fuck around and do funny crazy shit and probably sleep around cus lbr it’s molly and fizz-

He gets around! He’s colorful and fun and circus boy and listen. Molly LOVES fairs and carnivals and shit man. Always have!

He’s someone I imagine Molly def meet and hanging up with after meeting probably during a carnival event of some sort up in the pride ring. Molly looks like cotton candy okay it works immediate kinship <3 OASKIDFJ

hopefully w more stuff revealed in helluva i can get some ideas of some shit. that can happen between them that isnt just like. usual putzing around doing shit but i can imagine them def being pretty chill and like. flouncy?

yeah let’s go burn down a 7/11 and then go get some candy apples and maybe doing a quickie in the alley-

#ip much down for w/e happens OSDIKJ #fizzarolli #Interview (Ask)

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beaniegara · 7 years

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tagged by @i-am-ghost-proof-baby, thank you!! <3

1. Name: ana luiza

2. Nickname: naluh (i also use stelmaria and belacqua everywhere)

3. Age: 23

4. Gender: ciswoman but honestly what is even gender

5. Orientation: lesbian/queer

6. Height: 1.64m (FIGHT ME, RYAN)

7. Favorite colour: bright orange! lime green! uh, and salmon?

8. Book recommendation: karen memory by elizabeth bear!!!! lexicon by max berry is probably my favorite though but that’s because i’m a linguistics nerd...

9. Movie recommendation: chicago (2002) if you like musicals, the babadook (2014) if you like horror, captain fantastic (2016) if you like neither

10. Anime recommendation: elfen lied, that’s for sure. and gantz. but both are pretty gory so if you’re not into that go for some full metal panic!

11. Music recommendation: i’ve been listening to a lot of dark cabaret/circus collections (don’t ask me, i don’t know why either) and given that true crime s03 is almost here i feel like it’s appropriate to reccomend the alphabet serial song by amorèe lovell that’s featured in a lot of these collections!

12. Coffee, tea, or hot chocolate? hot chocolate all the way

13. Cats or dogs? cats

14. Favourite meme: not sure but i love whenever people use that pic of mulder walking into a room going “scully, you’re not gonna believe this” because it’s always so on point? kkkkdgskkdk

15. I want to live long enough to witness: gender, racism, and country borders being things from the past

16. Weird obsessions: chicago the musical, for starters, because i can literally sing any of the songs (especially the 1997 london recording version) and that somehow got me into 1920s chicago murder cases; languages/linguistics because i’ll be damned if i don’t try to turn everything into sociolinguistics 101; chocolate milk (my nutritionists can pry it away from my cold, dead hands)

17. Tumblr birthday: main blog? april 11, 2011.

18. How many side blogs? three LOL a women in media sideblog, a lotr/lotro sideblog and this one!

19. Random fact about me: i don’t celebrate my birthday because the depression train hit me hard in high school and my self-esteem has been awol ever since.. that makes it really weird for me when i need to congratule someone on their birthday, for some reason D:

20. Goals for 2018: echoing flavs here and saying survive college because honestly... and i want to lose a lot of weight, too.

Tagging @boogaaras, @jesus-said-chill, @wheeze-me-to-death, and anyone else who wants to do it! (if you three don’t want to, it’s fine, don’t worry!!)

#txt #i dont remember if i have a tag for these #dont think i do #but i should because i love answering them!#fun fact: l*xicon talks about this need of talking about yourself in quizzes and surveys

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happymediium · 7 years

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☭ Shit Katya Zamolodchikova Says Sentence Starters ☭

A sentence meme of the shit Yekaterina Petrovna Zamolodchikova (but your dad just calls her Katya) has said, tweeted or screamed at the moon whilst atop the highest peak of the tallest mountain. Sentences come from her time on Rupaul’s Drag Race, All Stars 2, her own web series (RuGRETS, Total RuCall and RuFLECTIONS on YouTube) or from UNHhhh.

Change pronouns/tenses/whatever however you want!

“I relish the opportunity to be ooky-spooky.”

“I do not jump for joy, I frolic in doubt.”

“Reality is a bunch of bullshit.”

“My makeup tonight went from steamy romance novel to independent horror movie and has now settled at haunting 70's true crime docu-drama.”

“I feel like straight people need to calm down sometimes and just quietly reflect on their choices.”

“Shoot for the moon; if you miss you will die in outer space, which is cool.”

“Climate change? Horseshit. Real clouds and weather are sturdy and reliable and controlled by God's butler in Heaven whose name is Sexy Theo.”

“If you have a baby you can’t be the baby.”

“When you get lonely or sad try wearing a funky hat.”

“This Valentine's Day I encourage all my fellow single ladies to reflect on the way our dead relatives keep us single by using dark magic."

“You can't rush true love. You have to wait patiently, in the woods, covered in deer piss and then shoot it and use its blood for rituals.”

“Perseverance, determination and tenacity are keys to achieving goals and success but don't forget that simply giving up can be nice too.”

“I just screamed at a fly to leave me the fuck alone. I guess it's time to take a shower.”

"I can move my body in a compelling way, it usually compels people to leave the room."

“I’m not that young, I’m just ignorant.”

"Regret is a dish best served cold--wait no, that's revenge"

“I want a man who is not afraid to welcome the spirit of pure evil into the bedroom.”

“What in the fucking hell is going on here?”

“You know what that means? I don’t either.”

“I looked like a sea witch...and that’s a good thing.”

“Hi, I’m human mistake [name].”

“I am my own worst enema.”

“Why try new things when I can try nothing?”

“I am not rushin’ to say whether or not I actually am Russian. Get it?”

“You’re an idiot and I love ya.”

“I always wanted to know what the female Gremlin would look like in 25 years.”

“Excited about life. Worried about the future.”

“The one thing I regret is not grabbing him by the neck, stealing his wallet, taking an Uber to his house, playing cards with his wife...Taking over his whole family with my new life as an old dad.”

“I’m probably 10% famous, I don’t know.”

“I’m the good person version of Freddy Krueger.”

“I like to think of it as the visual representation of untreated mental illness.”

"I am not...emotionally or psychologically equipped to deal with a lot of situations that happen in life.”

“I don’t take anything personally except most things.”

“Up until I was 25 years old my savings account was a...was a thermos.”

“Thank you so much, I’m very intelligent.”

“I’ll block you, then I’ll block your whole family and then I’ll come into your house and I’ll steal your phone and I’ll block myself.”

“The boogeyman is not real, the real boogeyman is what? Poverty.”

“Nobody’s listening to you complain, Brenda, shut the fuck up.”

“My wheeze aged ten years.”

“Everyday’s Halloween if you believe it in your heart.”

“You know, they say space is the final frontier but really death is.”

“I don’t believe you for one second. Show me the PBS documentary receipts.”

“My mother was the best parent! She’d kick your mother’s ass.”

“I mean, stage moms, that’s parenting gone right...wrong. Wrong!”

“That’s a rash not a herpes sore.”

"In America talk is cheap...in Colombia talk is...Spanish."

“'Who do I think I am? Galadriel, Grand Wizardess of the Tri City Rent Fair?”

"I don't know anything about science other than it's really good for you."

“You didn't just see red flags. You did a tour of the plant that makes the red flags and went to every level. And you stayed.”

#rp meme #sentence meme #sentence starters #askbox meme #rp starters #👻 | ʏᴏᴜɴɢ ᴡɪᴛᴄʜʟɪɴɢ | [OOC]#👻 | ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴀᴛ ᴍᴇ sᴄʀᴜʙʟᴏʀᴅ ɪ'ᴍ ʀɪᴘᴘᴇᴅ | [memes]#this is what i've been doing to take my mind of shitty irl friends lmao

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justanoutlawfic · 7 years

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Three word starter prompt 'dont do this' - daddy charming

Thank you for sending this in! I’ve setin a canon divergence of 6x12, where Emma was the one to help David find outwho killed his dad.

This was submitted to me from this three word starter meme I reblogged. Send me a line&a ship and I’ll write a ficlet. :)

Also on AO3/FF

“Shatterevery window till it’s all blown away,Every brick, every board, every slamming door blown awayTill there’s nothing left standing,Nothing left of yesterdayEvery tear-soaked whiskey memory blown away.”-Carrie Underwood

Emma hung back as she watched August and her fatherdiscuss Pleasure Island. She had wanted to help him as much as she could,though she was definitely hesitant. Her mother had told her about himdiscovering that Robert’s death had been a result of murder rather than hisalcoholism. However, Snow had also added that David had agreed to let it go.She couldn’t help but agree with it. Things in Storybrooke were crazy enoughwithout her dad risking his life to try to get revenge. When he came to her,asking for her help since she had potions and such, she almost said no. Thenshe found out from Killian that he had passed out in front of her house andrealized just how much of a walking zombie he looked like. She was starting tofigure out he wasn’t going to tag out and wake up her mom until he got to thebottom of this. David had promised to finally get some sleep once it was allsorted and Emma truly believed him.

“This is definitely the coin,” August confirmed as helooked it over. “And it was the last I saw of him, he left with the boy.Honestly, I never put you with him, David.”

“He went after James,” David breathed, a mixture ofshock and confusion on his face. Emma stepped closer, putting her hand on topof his and he squeezed it in return. “I thought he was just a drunk who fellprey to his temptations.” A smile slowly spread across his face as he came tothe realization. Decades of resenting his father, thinking he cared more aboutthe alcohol than his family…it wasn’t true. “He was trying to fix our family.”

“He was stone cold sober,” August confirmed with asmile.

David reached down and took the coin into his hand. Itfelt different now and it wasn’t just the remnants of the potion. Suddenly, herealized just who had killed his father. It all made sense now. He was nearly surprisedthat he hadn’t thought of it before. Emma could see the gears in her father’shead working and she suddenly got a little worried. She knew that look, heck,she had inherited it from him-as had Henry.

Emma wasn’t paying much attention to August continuing to discuss Robert,talking about the pages from the book he had removed all those years ago. Sheonly snapped out of it when she heard her father say his goodbyes and head forthe door. Emma quickly turned to her friend and gave him a quick smile.

“Thanks,” she said before following her dad out the door.

When she caught up with David, he was pacing a little bit,though he stopped when he saw his daughter.

“I know who killed him,” he told her. “He’s still alive and I know where he is.”

Emma sighed. “Dad…”

David studied her face. That hadn’t been the reaction he wasexpecting. “You don’t want me to go after him.” It wasn’t a question, more of astatement.

“No, I don’t think it’s a good idea.”

“Seriously?”

“Dad, you promised Mom that you weren’t going to lookfor him. I understood this little mission, but you know now. Isn’t that enough?”

“No! My father was a good man, he was just trying toget our family together! George needs to pay!”

Emma bit her lip. Out of all the people, it had to behim. George and her father already had a complicated history. The former tyranthad not only destroyed James and turned him into the monster he became, he hadalso been terrible to David and Snow. Ruth had to die just so Emma and herbrother could even exist. George was already paying for his crimes, he waslocked up in the asylum and forever would be.

“He already is,” Emma said, trying to calm himdown. “He’s locked up, he’s nevergetting out. Killing him won’t bring your father back. You need to just find away to move on. Don’t you remember what you told me when we thought Killian wasgone for good? People are meant to grieve.”

“You didn’t listen to that advice,” David pointed out.

“No, but I should have,” she replied, sounding just asstubborn as he. “If I had just grieved properly, not gone to the Underworld, I would’vesaved everyone so much pain. My lack of coping skills ended up two lives beingtaken and only one was able to come back. I regret my choices.” She let out asigh. “I don’t want you doing something you’re going to regret.”

David looked down into Emma’s eyes, letting her wordswash over him. He bit down on his lip and ran his fingers through his hair.

“Could you go pick up Neal from the daycare?” Heasked. “I think I need some sleep.”

Emma smiled a little and nodded, standing on hertiptoes to kiss his cheek.

“I’ll see you tomorrow, okay?”

Emma grabbed Neal from the daycare just a block away,thanking Ashley for all the babysitting she had been doing lately. She headedback to the loft, expecting to see her mother awake. Instead, she found herstill sleeping peacefully in bed. Emma felt a sinking feeling fill her stomachas she walked over to the nightstand and found her father’s handwriting on the padher parents used to write notes back and forth.

Emma,

I’msorry, but I can’t go to sleep. Not yet. George has caused our family so muchpain over the years, I can’t let him get away with it anymore. I love you, I’llsee you soon.-Dad

She let out a frustrated grunt and dug through herpocket, pulling out her cellphone. “Henry, what are you up to, kid?…Alright,great. I’m going to drop your uncle off, alright? My mom’s still asleep and Ihave to help Dad with something else.”

Luckily for Emma, it had taken David some time to getto the asylum. She used her old bail bondsperson skills to stealthily walkbehind him through the halls to where George was. She watched as her fatherthrew open the door to the cell. George sat on his bed, that smirk returning tohis face.

“A visitor,” he snarked. “To what do I owe the pleasure?”

David stormed into the cell and grabbed him by theshirt, dragging him out and doing all but throw him against the wall. “You killedmy father!”

George chuckled and Emma was so tempted to just snaphis neck herself. “Well technically, Iordered him killed. I wondered if you’d work it out.”

Emma had never seen the look that was in her father’seyes. It was a mixture of disgust, hatred and hurt. “You evil bastard. He didn’t deserve that,”he snarled.

“That’s true,” George taunted. “He was a good man. I offered him temptation andhe withstood it. I’ll bet he was imagining your little face when he opened thefront door and he was standing there, sober, victorious with your brother inhis arms.” He let out an evil laugh. “Insteadyou got news he died a drunken failure.”

“Stop!” David’s voice was breaking. He grabbed a knifefrom his pocket and slid it across the floor to George before grabbing anotherand holding it out. “Now fight for your life, if you think it’s worth it.”

The words took Emma off guard. This was a side of himshe hadn’t seen before. Her father was a hero, one of the good guys. To her,that’s what he’d always be. She wasn’t blind to the bad things he had done inthe past, but knew he had regrets over them. Here, she knew that he didn’t reallywant George to die. He just wanted the pain to stop. She knew the feeling alltoo well. Not too long ago, she had stood over Lily holding a gun. She hadthought if she killed her, all the hurt from her parents’ lies, theexpectations that were put upon both of them, the pain that Lily had inflictedon her would just go away. Luckily, Regina had been there to talk her down. Shewas lucky.

She wouldn’t allow her father to succumb to darkness,not again.

“Don’t do this!” Emma yelled out.

David turned to Emma, his eyes wide. He had beenreally stupid to expect that she wouldn’t follow him. Before he could reactmuch further, Emma grabbed George by his arm and shoved him back into his cell,slamming the door shut. She used her magic to lock the door again.

“What the hell?!?” David exploded. “He admitted hekilled my father!”

“Yes,” Emma replied, calmly, stepping closer to herfather. “He killed him. He also told you about the type of man that he was.Your father could’ve killed George right then and there, but he didn’t. He wasa good man, noble.”

“But it didn’t work! He still died!” David felt tearsgather in his eyes. “I thought he didn’t fight for us, but he did! He foughtwith everything that he had! He did the right thing and it wasn’t enough!”

Emma bit her lip, watching as he clearly became moreemotional. She stepped closer to him, feeling her heart break. Her father andher were alike in many ways. From their hair to the similar smile, to theability to bottle things up inside until they completely exploded.

“What if we can’t break this curse and I never get tosee your mother again? What if…what if Gideon comes back and he…” David trailedoff, not wanting to voice his most recent fear out loud. Emma ducked her head,she didn’t want to add to her father’s worry. At the same time, she knew there wasn’tmuch she could do there. If Henry was going through the same thing, she wouldn’tbe able to help but be scared. “What if being Prince Charming isn’t enough andI keep losing and it keeps going and I lose everything that matters to me?!?”

Tears prickled Emma’s eyes herself. She hated seeingher dad in such a way, so vulnerable and scared. She was the savior, it was herjob to keep everyone’s safe. She felt as though she had failed him in some way,for not preventing the Evil Queen’s curse upon their hearts. She didn’t care ifshe had to die to keep her family safe, but between this breakdown and Henry’swhile they were searching for Aladdin, she was starting to realize just what atole it was taking on everyone. At the same time, she knew it was more thanthat.

She and her father had grown up the same way incertain senses. Yes, he had a loving mother, but not a father. He assumed hisdad hadn’t cared, that he had put something above him. Emma had spent every dayfor 28 years assuming that her own father had given her up, didn’t care abouther. She assumed there had been something greater that came before her. Thenshe broke the curse and found out that he nearly died trying to keep her safe.It was overwhelming and the emotions were a lot for anyone to handle. She hadpushed her parents away when she was going through them, but she wasn’t goingto abandon her dad when he needed her the most.

“I understand,” she said, softly. “I do. You don’t haveto be anything more than what you are. You are an amazing man, one that yourfather would be so proud of. You’re a great husband, a phenomenal father toNeal…and me.” She bridged the final gap between them. “You don’t have to be aprince, you don’t have to be a hero. You don’t have to save everyone. It’sgoing to be okay.”

David looked down intohis daughter’s eyes, they were both crying by that point. He let out a shakybreath and dropped the knife, falling to his knees as he sobbed. Emma knelt infront of him, wrapping her arms tightly around him. He returned the hug, stillmanaging to cradle the back of her head. It was going to take more than thisfor him to move on from it, sessions with Archie were probably much needed. Butin that moment, the two just sat there, hugging each other tightly. Not heroes,royalty or saviors. Just a father and daughter, using love to start the healingprocess.

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Liveblogging Les Misérables (2012) – Part 2/2

Here’s part 1 of the liveblogging

The elephant.

Gavroche just climbing into that carriage. The disgust on the rich’s face.

“Cut the fat ones down to size” I just love it. The double meaning

Eponine is BEAUTIFUL. I also love her dress.

Well you call that love at first sight…

“Borrowed” Colette. Didn’t he make it obvious he’ll let her live with him forever?

Ah yes Javert again. Is there only one police officer in France?

There, Javert invading personal space again.

How hard. Eponine loves him and he asks her to find him the girl he saw like 10 seconds and fell in love with.

Boy please remember, you only saw her like 10 seconds. The world isn’t gonna end if you don’t see her again…

“It’s better than an opera” is that a hidden message that Les Mis is better than operas??

The way Enjolras pronounces “boy” boii.

Enjolras seems so offended by them joking around and Marius being in love

Marius, you only saw her fucking ten seconds…

“General Lamarque is dead” Enjolras going off like the guy in that meme bc he found his sign (you could actually make a meme with that… gimme a sec):

Aaand Marius is gone the second Epoinine is back because love

Ah at least Cosette askes herself if you can fall in love that quickly.

Valjean still got the candlesticks…

Nooo poor Eponine looks so hurt and broken when Marius is so happy about Cosette.

Also Marius, remember: 10 goddamn seconds!

You’re name’s just Cosette? No surname?

Ah the love-triangle….

Yeah calling your daughter a hussy. How nice. Dad of the year.

Also, are they trying to go and rob Valjean or what?

*Police presence announced* Valjean: “It must be Javert” sure, we established already that he’s the only police officer in France.

He’s packing the candlesticks: Because that’s the most important thing to take, alright

On my own reminds me so much of my daydreams with fictional crushes. Like 1:1

Poor Marius so stressed when he doesn’t find her…

And please to the both of you, you’ve know each other a day!

Just why does Javert know the Revolution will be that day? Ah never mind, he probably heard them advertising it. Lol.

Ah so many people singing different things a time… No understand.

BARRICADE DAY

How the soldiers just wait until the students finished singing before they do something…

Lol Javert trying everything to blend in with the peoples/students.

I’d be the first to die by getting hit by a falling piece of furniture.

Ah yeah, sending Javert best idea. How easily they just trust him. Like why not send one of your friends you know you can trust?

What has Javert actually been doing in the time he “spied” told the police what he found out at the barricade?

Ah yes Javert, you can take up on all these people all alone, trying to fight them is the best thing to do.

Dear Javert, even if Gavroche hadn’t called you out, they would have noticed literal 2 mins later that they are indeed attacked before dawn and your cover wouldn’t have been blown too…

“They’re coming over the barricade” Well, did you expect them to just shoot at the furniture or what??

Eponine, if you had time to grab that weapon, why direct it at you? Why not in the sky or down or something?

“You get something, I get something. Who needs charity?” Gavroche, you’re my hero.

“Stay away from there [the barricade]” Uh-uh he surely will

How Valjean pauses after reading that Cosette loves Marius. The shock…

Cosette is the child of Valjean’s autumn days? Fantine said her real father was gone when autumn came. I love the interconnections. And of course how some melodies are the same but different people singing different lyrics.

Valjean, after your short solo about Marius taking Cosette away your “I must find this boy” Sounds wrong. As if you wanna make sure he doesn’t come and take your child…

Ah yeah stealing an officer’s clothes to sneak up on people that fight officers. Best idea.

And look the students learned and closer inspect the volunteer this time first.

Did Javert just nod at Valjean (When he looks up after the students show him to Valjean)?? Or am I overinterpreting

“Give me Javert” how Javert’s eyes go like “Fuuuuck”

Javert you don’t understand what “Get out” means? He’s fucking changed, he told you so. Apparently, you changed too from prison scum to inspector. Is THAT the way of the lord to hate someone forever and not give them a second chance? Geez.

“Once a thief always a thief” I’d be like “One more word and I’ll also be a murderer”

Thank you Valjean for telling him off (and sayings he was always wrong)

Boiii Valjean just WANTS to be arrested.

How cute that Gavroche is always some notes behind in “Drink with me”

Ah Marius please do me a favor and don’t pretend you’re life is over because you might won’t see Cosette again or that she’d be sad if you die. You could actually die, you got bigger problems.

Valjean stop singing, the people are trying to sleep. They have to fight tomorrow. Honestly, why does no one ever complain that people are always singing?

What kind of deeps sleep does Marius have? He fell asleep mere minutes ago and Valjean is right next to him singing loud and he sleeps like an angel…

Courfeyrac said the power would get wet…. Why didn’t someone put it out of the rain?

Sorry but shooting at a child and then finding it funny. Sir, as your superior I’d have arrested you.

Ah now that he’s dead you look shocked.

How organized the students are, discussing which cannon/men they take out first.

Also, why didn’t the officers bring the canons in the night?

“Ah no we’ll fight, doesn’t matter if we don’t stand a chance” but then becoming desperate. Maybe could have considered that a tad sooner?

Why didn’t you inspect the place you want to build the barricade before to make sure you have an escape route or something, huh? Or do so in the night?

The irony that the soldiers lie where they died, scattered over the floor and the revolutionaries are nicely lined up and all. Who did that?

Also, first time Javert notices that MAYBE he’s been a bit of a prick. How he gives Gavroche his medal. My heart.

Then sees the sewers/hears Valjean and is all “Valjean hunting” mode again.

How/why did Thénardier get in the sewers?

May I say they are in… deep shit?

“This man’s done no wrong” Uh sorry, he was at the barricade. He probably killed someone. Isn’t that worse than stealing bread and fleeing?

“One more step and you die” Valjean just walks away… and nothing happens. Lol

Valjean caught you in the trap? You went there yourself, Javert and Valjean only came hours later.

He’s balancing in front of a deep again.

“Nothing on earth that we share” do you want me to make a list? Starting with similar lyrics, deeds, or just biological or cultural similarities? For starters, you both live on Earth, both in France at the same time and you’re both male.

Wait is he singing like 1:1 what Valjean sang before ripping his papers? Ship-mode activated

Because suicide was the ONLY option you had boii. It’s one (1) thief you’d let go free, do something good instead and be happy, forget it. Or invent fines and let Valjean pay some francs for fleeing. Arrest him and let him go free then immediately or let him escape… arrest him and be like “He did good stuff; his sentence is reduced to one month. Tell someone else to arrest him… Want me to go on?

Ahh the “Empty chair at empty tables” melody that features in at least two other songs.

And how hard it must be for Marius, to be the only survivor. Survivor’s guilt. It’s not even his fault he lives.

I generally admire the people can sing despite they emotion. Like I can’t sing at all and it gets worse when I’m emotional.

“A night full of you” I’m sorry that sounds wrong.

Ah everyone is singing at the same time again…

Valjean looks like my grandpa when he was younger.

“No more words” or “Not another word” seems to be Valjean’s fave line.

How cute Marius looks, listening to Valjean’s story so eagerly like a curious child.

Why would his “crime” make Cosette’s heart break? Isn’t just leaving her worse?

Has he packed his candle sticks again? I’m sure he has them.

The carriage boy’s look when the Thénardiers come through it “Where tf they come from?” also great disguise and great fake name.

Besides, do they even know their daughter died? How did they feel about it?

There, it’s pronounced Boii again, twice.

And I still don’t know what exactly they wanted Marius to think that they came to the wedding; That Valjean is a bad man?

The candle sticks in the convent…

Valjean looks like he aged 20 years in the past minutes.

Wait he’s dying now and believes/dreams Cosette is near, just as Fantine did when she died? Parallels...

Okay for Marius “Bring him home” meant let him live, but now you say “Bring me home” means let me die?

So Valjean promises to try and stay alive, only a minute later he’s gone.

I still stick to my headcanon that the Bishop is God. At least for Valjean.

The altered lyrics of “Do you hear the People sing?” does it to me.

But honestly, will all the afterlife be waving a flag on the barricade?

And the hidden meaning that they did get their better tomorrow in death. Damn.

Also, I asked myself where Javert was. Then I realized he might be in hell. Like his whole “Mine is the way of the Lord” maybe wasn’t that righteous? Or because he committed suicide?

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