#lisa plz do me a solid

[girls-are-weird]

Thanks for your interesting post on Latin American culture! I have a related pet peeve and I'm wondering what you think about it: Would Simon ever use Spanish with Wille? I see this a lot (like him calling Wille mi amor) and it feels so off to me.

there's no reason why he wouldn't! in fact, it's one of the things i'm hoping we get to see in S3. <3 i've even used some terms of endearment in spanish in a couple of my own fics, if i remember correctly. it's totally fine.

if anything, it's a (minor!) pet peeve of mine when people have WILLE call SIMON "älskling" or "mitt hjärta" because, like... they're already speaking swedish. why single the endearment out if we're already assuming everything else in the fic is being said in swedish? ^^;;; but that's more of an "every non-english-speaking fandom" thing and less of a YR-specific thing, so i'll refrain from falling down that rabbit hole here, lol. it's cute, anyway, so i don't mind too much. ;)

[thatoneidiotdts]

Sleeping (+morning routine) headcanons for some genshin boys

A/n: hello ladies and gentlemen I'm happy to announce that I may be back now that my life has decided to stop throwing endless shit at me. Now I also write for genshin so feel free to send asks in my inbox!!

Warnings: nightmares for xiao, favoritism in diluc's part, purposeful misspelling and slander in C*ilde's part,overall tooth rotting fluff

Zhong li

Sleeps like a rock (pun intended)

This man will not wake up unless there is an emergency

No matter how much noise you make or whatever is going on around him he'll stay there laying in bed completely silent

His breathing is so quiet you think he's dead half the time if not for his endless sleep talking

And you can actually have full on conversations with him while he's asleep

Also he sleeps in a solider position which leaves you to cling on him like a koala on a big ass tree

Sleeps in really soft bamboo pyjamas that you bought for him

Zhong li will only wake up at exactly 7:30 am no matter if it's a week day or a weekend/ his day off

He also doesn't stay in bed for more than 10 minutes unless as stated before its his day off and you aren't awake yet

The man will stay there taking in the sunshine rays from the window as he's looking at your peaceful face

After an hour or two hell rub your back and gently wake you up with forehead kisses while softly calling your name

When you finally wake up you usually start with the morning hygiene and whatnot

Also he will ask you if you want to take a morning bath together but absolutely respects you decision if you won't and you don't need to even give him a reason you declined in the first place but will make sure you know he loves you no matter what

After that he will sit down with you and drink tea and have breakfast with you for the next two hours

It's the only reason he wakes up so early

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After that he goes to do his usual shift at the wangsheng funeral parlor

Venti

Menace to society

He either sleeps sprawled out in a starfish position with his arm and leg over your body or in a fetal position with his face buried in your breasts/chest

He usually sleeps in your clothes or in his everyday clothes

His little snores are super cute tho

Venti's snoring isn't super loud, it's actually really quiet but still there

Since he's a bard he stays at the Angel's share until it closes which is usually very late into the night so he sleeps until like 2pm

He isn't a heavy sleeper so you usually accidentally wake him up if you have some errands to run early in the morning

Venti will cling to you and pretend that he's asleep so that you can stay in bed with him

After like 20 minutes of this he finally let's you go and makes you promise him that you'll be back quickly

When you returned to your shared house from doing commissions you found him still sleeping in the bed so you quietly took a shower and snuggled in with him for another hour or two

After he finally wakes up for real this time he has breakfast lunch with you and goes off to Angel's share but not before giving you a thousand kisses

Kaeya

He's sleep schedule is ON POINT

He always gets back from Angel's share at exactly 1:00am, showers, eats and does his skin care routine and gets in bed around 1:30am

He also wakes up at exactly 9am but stays in bed until ten

He trashes through the night, he also talks in his sleep but it really weird and it's mostly things that are in English but you can't understand them at all

Kaeya is also a blanket snatcher and will snatch your blanket if you aren't holding it tightly

I feel like he also sleeps with socks on but has a few special pairs of socks that have some cute patterns that he would rather be caught working with the fatui by his own brother than wear them outside once

Also sleeps in silk pyjamas, doesn't care if the cotton ones are easier to breathe through, he likes the feeling of silk on his skin

Kaeya loves his personal space and he doesn't like to be touched while he sleeps but makes up for it when he's awake but still in bed

The only exception is when it's cold outside, I headcannon he's naturally cold and he doesn't like it at all

His morning routine is 90% of him taking care of his face and showering

His skincare routine is also more expensive than some people's houses so don't touch his products plz

Kaeya will gladly teach you the basics of skin care and will buy you your own products that thinks will suit your skin better

He's also almost late to work every day so every day you see him put on his shoes calmly, take in a deep breath and then he kisses you goodbye and runs off like a mad man in order to get to the headquarters on time

Diluc

He has so much unprocessed trauma I would be surprised is sleep schedule is anything but a mess

Diluc doesn't sleep a lot, he would have a normal sleep schedule but since he has a lot of stuff to do all the time it stops him from sleeping property

Not only does he work as a bartender at Angel's share when Charles can't he also works as the Mondstat's one and only Dark Night Hero

He usually comes home around 4 or 5 am and will only sleep until like 8 and you will have to force him to have a nap in the afternoon

Also he sleeps in his everyday clothing and he's sometimes too tired to even take his coat off

Diluc sleeps on his stomach which causes him to have back and neck problems but it's the only way he can actually fall asleep

He's a really light sleeper which also adds up to his sleeping problem

Also he snores loudly, like really loudly, and he only snores at night for some weird reason

You discovered that because one day you accidentally woke up at like 6 am and you couldn't fall back asleep because of his loud snoring but you didn't dare to move since you knew how little rest he gets

He's not a morning person at all, if he didn't hate alcohol, he would be the person that chugs half a bottle of vodka in the morning just to keep him awake

Diluc usually starts his morning off with some personal hygiene and then starts doing the endless paperwork without even having breakfast or anything to drink

So out will have to force him to eat and drink so that he doesn't pass out from work

On the rare days he doesn't have any work to do he usually sleeps them off to make up for the time he didn't sleep

Albedo

Chalk boy over here also has a terrible sleep schedule

He's not really forcing himself to stay up but rather doesn't realize how late it is

You will have to pull him out of his work in order for him to go to sleep

Albedo has a special pair of pyjamas that he wears when he's sleeping and he only wears them because for his last birthday Klee has given him a pair of pyjamas that were originally grey but she hand painted them herself with the help of Jean and Lisa and he's been sleeping in them ever since

And when i say every day I mean every day

But don't worry he hand washes them every two days and takes special care of them in order to not wash of the fabric paint

His snores are also really quiet and quite cute, I recommend commenting on that if you wanna see him blush ^-^

Albedo usually sleeps on his stomach but unlike Diluc he is small enough to not crush you under his weight so he usually sleeps with his head on your stomach or buried in your neck

Pease touch his hair he melts when you do

Albedo can sleep for a looonng time if you don't wake him up so he relies on you to wake him up or else he'll spend the next 16 hours in bed sleeping without a care in the wold

When he wake up he does his usual morning routine, which is usually a quick shower, breakfast, brushing his teeth and his hair out, and then goes off to work

He will absolutely make you have a nap with him in the afternoon or whenever he feels tired

Xiao

He doesn't sleep much, hell I don't this man sleeps at all sometimes

Adepti don't really require sleep or food like normal humans do

It took a lot of time for him to trust you enough to sleep besides him

Xiao doesn't feel safe while sleeping at all, he also fears that his karmic dept might take affect on you so he keeps his distance for quite some time

For the first month or two he would wear his normal every day clothes but then you gift him a cute plain green onesie and at first he straight up refused to put 'that thing' on but he gave in and hasn't sleep in anything else since

At first he would be the big spoon so that he can protect you from any harm but when you spooned him for the first time he felt so safe and warm he never wanted to let go of that feeling ever again

After that he would ask you under his breath if you could spoon him more often, you barely understood what he was saying but perfectly understood what he wanted and needed.

He also regularly has nightmares which causes him to trash around and maybe whack you in the face once or twice but you're quick to calm him down

Xiao never really realized that he was hurting you until he gently hugged you and you winced because he accidentally touched the small mark he left the previous night after having another nightmare

Doesn't touch you or sleep with you for a week after that, he already hurt you enough but you don't really care so you coaxed him into sleeping with you again very easily since he missed your warmth a lot

He doesn't really have a morning routine but he does wake up every morning before you so that he can teleport to the Huaguang Stone Forest to pick some Qingxin flowers for you

He's also gets back into your arms right before you wake up so that it seems like he never left in the first place

But you always notice the new fresh bouquet of the beautiful white flower on your desk and thank him for it

T*rtaglia

Listen here ok I'mma be real with y'all

Turbulence sleeps exactly one hour less than normal people but makes it seem like he gets like 2 hours of sleep per night

"Ugh I didn't sleep last night at all😩😏" Like bro stfu

He also makes jokes about sleeping so little because he was with you last night or that he was training so hard or doing a mountain of paper work

While you know damn well he was with you entire night sleeping like a baby right by your side

He sleeps naked solely so that one day when a hypothetical intruder gets into your home he can scare them off by yelling at them while being completely naked 💀

But he will put a pair of pyjamas on if you're uncomfortable

He mostly sleeps on his side because he needs to hold something while he's sleeping, if you aren't with him that night he will hug your pillow and sleep like that

Tagliatelle also doesn't like to sleep when in a cold room so he will have one of those water bottles that people use for back pain and will put one in the pillow he's holding and two in the blanket itself

He's totally a morning person and has no problem with getting out of the bed in less than like 10 minutes unless you ask him not to

If he has a day off he won't sleep in that much but he will curl up beside you and 'accidentally' place his head on your boobs/chest

Y'all saying Terrorism is the caring older brother? WRONG he's the forgotten middle child. we ofc know about Tonia, Anthon and Teucer but he also has two older brothers and at least one older sister

I feel like he's the middle child that had to take all the responsibilities when the older three/four moved out

So yeah he can make a damn fine breakfast for you without skipping a beat

But don't let me even start on his personal hygiene

Like shower are fine ok and he baths once a week only because he can but like

I know damn well his back teeth are ROTTING

He only uses mouthwash and brushes the front and bottom part of the teeth so that they look presentable meanwhile his back teeth got their souls sucked out

Moving on from that Tellurium can't really spend the whole morning with you so he will have to leave you late in the morning.

Coffee? :>

[zmediaoutlet]

first lines

like, a while ago @silver9mm tagged me in this little ask meme, and I put it off because I felt like I had just done it--but now I have produced more things and also I am trying to kill some time, so

Rules: List the first lines of your last 20 stories (or however many you have altogether). See if there are any patterns. Then tag your favorite authors.

1. Hazard's one of those little speedbump kind of towns—a tiny collection of cobbled-together houses strung along the state highway, a few stores and too many churches—hidden in among the Kentucky hills. (to make the sun stand still, E, Sam/Dean and Sam/Dean/Benny)

2. This is the fourth of Mike’s stupid fucking parties that Jensen has been dragged to, against his will. (Regarding Inappropriate Conduct between a Teaching Assistant and an Undergraduate Student, E, Jared/Jensen AU.)

3. Dean sits at a solid wooden table, his socked feet flat on the soft, thick rug. (over, part 12 of ‘A Perfect Circle’, M, Dean/Lisa, Sam/Lucifer, rape warning)

4. Dean keeps thinking about time. (breña, part 11 of ‘A Perfect Circle’, E, Sam/Dean)

5. Sam knows that Dean's outside the panic room's door, because he can hear Dean's heart beating. (thinking of you, part 10 of ‘A Perfect Circle,’ M, Sam/Dean)

6. When they leave Canton, the morning after killing Leshii, Dean actually does sleep, for almost two hundred miles. (thomas, part 9 of ‘A Perfect Circle,’ E, Sam/Dean)

7. When he’s a teenager Sam hates the PT—hates running, hates working out, even if he gets why it’s necessary (god, Dean, yes, I get it, have to be able to outrun the werewolf, shut up already, I’m going), because it’s just one more thing for Dad to give that look about, all disappointed and you should be more like your brother. (reevaluation, E, Sam/Dean)

8. It feels— (sleeping beauty, part 8 of ‘A Perfect Circle’, M, Sam/Dean)

9. Dean runs the water in the sink for a while until it finally gets hot, then plugs it and fills it about two inches deep. (three libras, part 7 of ‘A Perfect Circle,’ M, Sam/Dean)

10. Sam stopped at a bar, on his way back to the motel, but he's not drunk. (orestes, part 6 of ‘A Perfect Circle,’ M, Sam/Dean)

11. Sam won't stop looking at Dean. (judith, part 5 of ‘A Perfect Circle,’ E, Sam/Dean)

12. It's raining outside—a windy, blustery kind of rain, unusual for Palo Alto. (rose, part 4 of ‘A Perfect Circle,’ T, gen with past weecest)

13. The Impala's parked back in front of the motel building when Dean finally escapes the trucker's lounge. (magdalena, part 3 of ‘A Perfect Circle’, M, weecest, warning for prostitution)

14. The motel phone is ringing and the shower’s running when Sam comes home from school. (the hollow, part 2 of ‘A Perfect Circle,’ M, weecest)

15. It's an abandoned cabin they're squatting in, this time. (by and down, part 1 of ‘A Perfect Circle,’ gen with implied weecest)

16. There are about a thousand bright pink toys scattered all over the living room when they come into Ms. Winslow’s house and she grimaces, says, “Sorry, my girls—” and Dean may not always be the sharpest tool but he sees the writing on the wall, right then. (petting (literally), G, Sam/Dean)

17. Castiel brings him a bag of take-out from Jiffy Burger. (remorse; correction, E, Sam/Dean first time)

18. When Sam was a freshman he took an English class in film analysis, a course that he’d read online would be maybe kind of hard, but a fun way to fill a gen ed requirement. (ambiguity, E, Sam/Dean, feminization)

19. Sam wants to and Dean’s not sure, because what if Sam doesn’t know it’s him—and Sam says, I’ll know it’s you, how would I ever not know it’s you, and Dean says, but you might—, and Sam says, well, you’ll just have to talk to me, make sure I know, and Dean says, you know I’m not good at that, and Sam says, yeah, well, and he says, I trust you, and Dean doesn’t have anything he can say against that. (certainty, E, Sam/Dean, d/s)

20. It doesn’t hit him until after the hunt. (saturation, E, Sam/Dean, sweatkink)

Okay, first of all, twenty is so many. Second: I’m noticing a lot of almost movie-like establishing shots. Jeez. A lot of these are very short so you have to get to exactly where you are and what the tension is immediately. Of course, there are also a few deliberate misdirects--’over’, for sure, and technically ‘judith.’ I’m not sure what other comparisons we could draw, but this is always sort of fun to do. Now: who has been prolific and hasn’t been tagged in the last little while? Let’s try...

@winchestersinthedrift, @wetsammywinchester, @anotherwinchesterfangirl, @linden-cypress-birch, @rivkat, and really whoever else wants to do it. Plz tag me if you do it, I want to see some stories.