#lil dude lil duuuuuuude

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[nuttnbutgainz]

@jdmccrary duuuuuuude!!!! I can’t wait to see u kill young simba in the current day version of “The Lion King” coming out next summer! FOR ANYONE THAT KNOWS ME, they know I’m a big kid for movies. And my favorite movie is “The Lion King” (close 2nd “interview with a vampire”). Soo. I’m soooo amped to see this now more than ever!!! Be blessed lil dude!! @jdmccrary #vocals #truetalent #youngsimba #lion #cub #TheLionKing

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all of the Ask things

Okay so shout out to this anon who is supporting my “Christmas in August” fantasy by asking me to answer all of these. You get it. Thank yooou

Silent Night: What is your favorite Christmas tradition

Decorating my house! But specifically putting together my Christmas village. I spend all year looking in thrift stores for new figures and buildings! Maybe I’ll post a picture this Christmas so keep an eye out for that ;) (I’ll tag it ‘Christmas village’ for anyone who is interested to check back in)

Joy to the World: Any New Years resolutions?

Well because it is August.. I’ll just tell you the one I made back in the beginning of the year. Be less hard on myself. I think I’ve been holding it up pretty well!

O Come All Ye Faithful: Is Christmas a religious or a secular holiday for you?

It has been secular for me for the past few years but I really wanna return it back to religious this year. I think religion is very important, but it can be easy to put it in the back of my mind. 

Deck the Halls: How does your family decorate?

We all decorate the tree. My dad does the lights outside, with the help of a sibling or me usually. I put of the Christmas village. Everyone just goes to the boxes and puts up whatever they grab. The whole house is decked out! (and I decorate my own room)

Oh Holy Night: What do you do on Christmas eve?

My family goes to my grandma’s house and my mom’s side of the family is all there. We open the gifts we give each other by taking turns in a circle--it’s cute. I love my family so much. 

Away in a Manger: Favorite Christmas Movie?

This is SO hard! But I always make time to watch “A Christmas Story” and “Elf.” (And usually “A Charlie Brown Christmas”) 

The First Noel: Do you have a favorite tree ornament?

I don’t actually! But I have some of those small frame ornaments you are supposed to put a picture of someone in. For those, I print new pictures of famous people each year and hang them on the tree. (Usually referring to them as “Uncle/Aunt [insert famous person’s name]”

Oh Tannenbaum: Does your family get a real tree every year or do you have a fake one?

A real tree every year! We all go out together to pick it--one of my favorite traditions because we take my dog (a yorky) and he has such a fun time running between the trees. 

Good King Wenceslas: Do you hang stockings up?

Yes! Everyone in my family has a stocking (including my dog). They get filled with nuts, gum, and airheads!--we snack on the airheads all morning while everyone is taking turns opening their gifts.--

My dog’s gets stuffed with dog treats. 

Patapan: Are you traveling for Christmas this year?

Nope, I’m staying home. Though I might go to visit a friend for a week out of the break. But Christmas day is defiantly at home. 

God Rest Ye, Merry Gentlemen: What's the earliest Christmas memory you have?

When I was younger, my sister, my two cousins, and I would put on these little nativity plays for our family on Christmas Eve at our grandma’s house. Those were fun :)

The Little Drummer Boy: Josh Dun.

Yeah

The Holly and the Ivy: Favorite christmas dessert?

We don’t eat it as a dessert but it is sweet enough to be! Each Christmas morning, my mom makes Monkey Bread for breakfast. 

Ding Dong Merrily on High: Favorite Christmas piece of clothing? (Hat, sweater, etc?)

Duuuuuuude I have SO much Christmas clothing! But I guess my favorite is this big Christmas dress I got from a thrift store. It is an XL while I am a Medium... so it’s pretty big on me. It is a checker board print of a bunch of Christmas stuff (cookies and milk, santa, candy cane, etc.) It is ugly BUT i wear it on Christmas Eve, usually with a long sleeve turtle neck undershirt (with Santa’s on it), and a white belt. 

But a close second favorite is my shirt with yoda dressed as Santa. 

We Wish You A Merry Christmas: Does your family send Christmas cards?

Yes! We send Christmas cards with a picture of the family in it. 

Hark! The Herald Angels Sing: Do you still believe in Santa? If not when did you stop?

Unfortunately, I no longer believe in Santa. But there is so much magic in believing in him and keeping him apart of Christmas tradition + talk. So whenever I am talking about gifts I received, I refer to the gifts under the tree as family gifts and the ones put out for Christmas morning as Santa gifts. 

I stopped believing maybe in the fifth or sixth grade. Idk if that is too old to believe in him BUT I was in denial. 

We Three Kings: What do you want for Christmas?

Because Christmas is so far away, idk what I’ll ask for. But I know I want to help get Christmas gifts for families who need help. I did that last year and I really wanna start making it a tradition to do so. 

Angels we Have Heard on High: Angel or star on the top of the tree?

When I was younger, we had a angel. Now we have a star. (We still have the angel though)

Lo, How A Rose: What's your Christmas dinner menu?

For Christmas night, my family goes like an hour away to this family friend’s house--they have a open house type of thing. We just eat whatever is there. 

What Child is This: Do you like eggnog?

I do! But I can’t drink a whole cup... it starts tasting kinda funny if I drink too much.

sweet winter asks

❄️: name something that makes you unique.

Something that I do that is unique in my house during Christmas would be putting it into my own hands to decorate the upstairs. We never did that till I decided I wanted to

But outside of my family Christmas, I honestly don’t know what makes me unique :P

🍦: do you have a favorite holiday sweet?

Holiday specific would be gingerbread! -- through the year i get random cravings for it .. but no where sells it out of season for a chill price :P

🌫: what’s your favorite indoor snow day activity?

I Answered this for someone else :)

☃️: what’s your favorite outdoor snow day activity?

It doesn’t snow where I live (I’ll never not be bitter about it). But my favorite Christmas outdoor activity is going to see Christmas lights. 

🌟: what would you wish for on a shooting star?

In General: For my dog to be able to talk

Christmas Wise: For all kids to have pleasant Holiday experiences (and pleasant childhoods) 

🎀: what’s the best gift to give a loved one in your eyes?

Honestly, anything from the heart. If you are excited to give it to them because you think they will be just as excited to receive it—Then it is a good gift.

A gift I gave that is my favorite is this vest that I sewed for my sister. I embroidered these box patches of the Bob’s Burgers main cast silhouettes. And then I sewed the patches to the back of the vest--also put hamburger buttons on the front. I think it was my finest work B)

✨: do you have special songs that you like to listen to during winter?

I Answered this for someone else :)

💝: describe your idea of a perfect winter date.

The perfect winter date would include going to the park to look at the lights and go to the lil amusement park there. Also, if the dude can play on the piano some Christmas songs that’d be fun--if he can’t, I will. 

🐇: would you say you’re more of a bunny, an owl, or a fawn?

I Answered this for someone else :)

💎: if you could be gifted a piece of jewelry, what would you like?

I would want a necklace

👼🏼: would you rather be an angel or an elf?

I wanna be an angel plssss

[sparrowmoth]

#OH SHIT THERES MORE#ROMP SLDKFJLSKDJ#they do a romp... do a frolic... do a lil drowse......#'began all over again' good BYE#also carlos as the type who cries when drunk ....... the potential #carlos [sobbing his heart out]: do you remember that one time dude threw up on evies third fav pair of shoes i was so sad#jay: ? yes?#carlos [still sobbing]: i love evie. i love evie sm#jay: ... ok same#carlos [literally bawling]: i love duuuuuuude..... why did he have to go do that....... i hate him#jay: i think ur drunk #carlos going 'oh shoot that was cute BRB IM OUT OF HERE' is correct i stand by characterizations of carlos as a dramatic little shit#'this is a calm valentines day' i cant deal with this oh my god#fighting antagonistic cackling croons isn't so much regular business for them as it is romantic material#bc whats a date if its not a little nerve wracking huh???

@daggery god your tags are such a blessing thank you jkldajklgjsaklg. <3<3 I LOVE this mini sad!drunk Carlos crack fic. “I hate him” jkdlajklgjaklsda HE IS a dramatic little shit and I fucking love that for him. My soul is nourished by this...

Anyway, it’s been a long week, so here’s some AI-generated Jaylos crack that I can’t stop laughing about. It’s some hot nonsense, but I just jkdajklg…

“You’ll be all right,” Carlos whispered. “I’ll take care of you. I’ll call you Jay and you can live with me forever!”

• ○ • ○

If only I hadn’t been so cute, Carlos thought, pouring a wild amount of rum into his eggnog. Then Jay might not have got so confused…

• ○ • ○

Then one night, Jay looked up at Carlos and said, “If you kiss me, I will become a creepy prince.”

Carlos screamed happily, he was so surprised.

• ○ • ○

“I love you,” Carlos said boldly.

“I love you too,” Jay replied and tackled him.

They bought a dog, moved in together, and lived anxiously ever after.

• ○ • ○

From behind a tree, Mal watched with a faint light in her tired eyes. She took a list out of her pocket, and checked off “Carlos/Jay.”

[belliesandburps]

Mhm, how about Ace Trappola?

“Ace Trappola

“Hoooooo man...those pies’re knockin’ me the hell out, man...whew...”

“Urrrgh, dude...I'm BEYOND stuffed right now...oof...”

“BRRREEEEEEEUUUUUUUURRRRPH!!!!  Grrruuuh...man... (pats his bloated belly and burps again) ...remind me to never challenge that wolf dude to an eating contest ever...urph...again...”

“...Dude, Deuce...lookit how big my stomach is...s’like I swallowed a friggin’ watermelon or somethin’...”

“Oooooooorrf...duuuude...I think I’m dying...if I don’t make it...tell Deuce......he needs to chill...”

“(slowly runs his hands up and down his rounded belly and groans) OooOOoooooh...nobody tell Riddle...”

“Hurh-BWEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUURRRRAAAAAAAAPH!!!!!!! Ooh...DUDE...did’ja freakin’ HEAR that...?!”

“OOOOOOUUUUUURRRRUUUUUUUUH-UUUUUUUUPH!!!!  Mph, dude, I literally can’t stop-URPH!!  (grunts and pats his belly firmly) AAAAAAUUUUUUUURRRRRRPH!!!!!!”

“Nnnnnrrgh...yo, Prefect...d’ya mind lendin’ me a hand...preferably two...?  ^^; “

“Haaaah...haaaaaaaaaahh...ohhhh, duuuuuuude, that’s...wow... (leans back in a daze as his rounded stomach juts out more)”

“OOooooooOOooooooh...yeah, a lil to the left...”

“...Heh, impressive, huh?  (grins cheekily and slaps his belly while looking down at you...only to hiccup loudly from the pat and immediately lose his teasing cockiness while he blushes with embarrassment)”