#like. you know she's shitting she'd never surrender. she'd fight and die if it came to that
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this is the funniest line ever in fodlanverse
#DCB Three Hopes Run#like. you know she's shitting she'd never surrender. she'd fight and die if it came to that#also wouldn't just say let me go (looks at AM)#that's just ugh I'm being beaten well this sucks may as be sarcastic about it to pretend I'm not bothered#I mean what did you expect walking into a battle Miklan just died in???#ofc I'm gonna wail on y'all invaders in my rage but also LOL at him defending so well that#edelgard herself had to show up bc nobody could take arianrhod#imagine if she was serious though like i take this as she's shitting and doesn't mean it#but if she does then LMAO that's... so many levels of bullshit#is she shitting? is she serious? either way it's hilarious#who fucking invades and then when they're losing goes oh well i surrender lemme go#and like... i'd imagine she knows that? so that's why i think she's just shitting???#i'd expect her to fake surrender sure and then stab ppl in the literal back but... not real surrender#like a fake out tactic to try to gain the upper hand when it's her last choice
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HEART OUT in which an angel is sent down to earth to change the reckless ways of the boy she was assigned to protect before his time runs out. ( a kim taehyung au )
๐๐ฎ๐ฟ๐ป๐ถ๐ป๐ด๐: foul language, toxic masculinity, mentions of hell, etc. . . .
๐ฎ๐๐๐ต๐ผ๐ฟ๐ ๐ป๐ผ๐๐ฒ: hello! uh, wattpad sucks and people on there donโt give a shit about my work, so i thought that iโd come back to tumblr just to give it a second try! hope you enjoy this little series :โ)))
the moment God told eden her last mission before finally becoming one with the archangels she knew it would be almost impossible to accomplish it. the person she'd been assigned to guard didn't quite turn out the way she hoped. the little boy who always talked about becoming a lawyer to help his single-mother out disappointed her greatly when he turned into everything she feared. sure, he became successful in the educational and career fields and was the youngest CEO of a very rich and famous enterprise. but he was very empty inside.
drugs, the never ending one-night stands, the selfishness, his egotistical, conceited mind and personality. eden felt ashamed of herself because it was as if like she wasn't any good at her job. sure she sometimes made sure that the right people crossed his path and twisted things around so they'd go his way, but no matter what she did, he always made the wrong decisions.
so the angel gave her father a determined nod and furrowed her brows, attempting to look as serious as ever, but ended up mimicking a cute bunny trying to be mad. "you got it, dad." he sent her down to the earth and within his heart, he knew eden would be able to complete her mission; change the boy's heart.
the girl landed face first on a large, rural area.
"ow." came a muffled groan from her lips.
eden placed her palms on the ground and lifted the top half of her body up to look around at her surroundings. "you could've been a little nicer on the landing!" she called out to the sky, knowing her father could hear her. eden stood up and softly sighed when she looked down and saw her white dress covered in dirt.
all of a sudden, as she occupied herself in patting the brown particles off, a loud, startling rumble was heard in the sky, causing the girl to shriek and jump in surprise.
she lifted her hands up in surrender and looked back up at the dark sky. "dang, okay, my bad."
the angel's eyes scanned her surroundings. she could make out a large farm house on the other side of the field with a strip of wind turbines behind it. there was a dirt road in front of it as well.
"follow the road, eden." she nodded her head and obliged as white combat boots lead their owner across the grass to the road.
kim taehyung was at his favorite bar with the bad influences he's proud to call friends. he was on his eighth glass of the strongest whiskey the bar had to offer as he and his buddies listened intently to steven jeong's absurd mentality.
"i'm leaving areum." he announced all of a sudden. as the two other men beside him raised their eyebrows in curiosity, tae, in his expensive black & white suit and tie, leaned back to stretch his glass out towards the bartender for another drink. once he was given what he asked for, he settled back into his seat with eyes glued onto the talking man.
"i don't know, man. she just got annoying. being around her makes me feel. . . ." steven's mildly drunken mind tried to search for the right word to describe his feelings, but shrugged his shoulders when he received nothing. "i don't even know anymore. . . . she got fat. doesn't look like she did when we first met."
"i mean she did give birth three times." park jimin tried to defend the woman. steven ignored jimin's justification, but mentally told him off.
"the other day i was sitting on the couch, right? just watching t.v. and she walks in, telling me to go wash the dishes and sweep the kitchen. i get home after a long day from work. i want to relax. and she expects me to do her job? that shit doesn't fly with me."
tae and another friend of theirs began mumbling in response, nodding their heads, except for jimin, who could only shake his.
"so, you're throwing away two years of marriage over cleaning and because she's not "hot" anymore?" jimin scoffed. steven clenched his jaw as he abruptly turned to face him.
steven stood up from his seat. "hey, stop making it sound like i'm the asshole, alright?"
"i'm not gonna cover it up." jimin declared with his arms raised defense. "how else am i supposed to make it sound like?"
"not make me sound like an asshole!"
"you're a fucking piece of shit." jimin grumbled under his breath.
"hey, taehyung, why'd you invite this bum, anyway? i've told you hundreds of time i don't like him." steven turned to look at tae with his hand pointed towards jimin and an accusatory expression.
it was a first jimin heard something like this from him. of course, he's always noticed how uneasy and annoyed steven feels when he's around but he never said anything to his face. the alcohol triggered something in him.
"let it go, steven." taehyung groaned in response.
"always such a fucking buzzkill, man!"
off to the side, a random man turned around and pleaded steven to take it outside. "my night isn't about to be ruined by some punks."
long story short, after a few more rude exchanges, a large brawl broke out between greg mendel, the other friend, the annoyed man, and his friends. not wanting to be a part of this, a small smile spread across tae's face when he managed to slip out unnoticed without a single scratch.
the man sat back down in the back of the bar, making sure to take a seat significantly far from the large fightโwhich was now slowly coming to an end as big security men began to pull them apart from each other. taehyung chuckled and looked down at the floor with a shake of his head, shaking his head. once he was finally looking up again, his eyes landed on a beautiful brunette woman who danced the night away. he instantly become intrigued by her. his eyes roamed her body and moves, feeling a small shiver run down his spine at the sight of her in a tight black dress that stopped at mid-thigh.
the girl suddenly locked eyes with him. her eyes followed his hand, and she watched as his fingers wrap around the transparent cup, the golden watch on his wrist impossible not to notice. she sent him a shy smile as she pulled a strand of her hair behind her ear, and in return the side of tae's lips curled upwards.
eden was currently sitting in taehyung's living room after four hours of nonstop walking. she would've used her wings to fly and it definitely would've taken much shorter to arrive, but God rid her of her angelic powers before sending her down for some unknown reason to eden.
her eyes roamed around his expensive penthouse and she couldn't help but shake her head in disappointment.
kim taehyung had everything, but not everything.
the sound of keys desperately trying to unlock the door caught eden's attention as she leaned back on the couch with her head turned towards the door. she then decided to rest her arm on the top of the couch.
the sight of a familiar man and an unknown woman entered the room with their hands and lips all over each other.
nothing unusual for taehyung.
it wasn't long before eden made herself present when her chirpy voice spoke up in the dark, "hey, sweetie, do you want this to go anywhere?"
the engaged pair quickly pulled apart in shock and looked down at the sitting girl with confused expressions on their facesโbut taehyung's was much worse.
"who the hell are you?!" he questioned in a panic, but his tone was more demanding.
"look," eden began and stood from the couch. "i know you want to wake up tomorrow with him by your side, and i know that you want this to go somewhere, but that's not gonna happen. you'll wake up alone with nothing but a note on the nightstand that reads 'hey, i had a fun time. let's meet up some other time. call me'. because this sir here," eden pointed her finger at tae. "left for work and he doesn't care about you. he used you."
"you'll be calling, and calling, but he won't pick up. ever. trust me, it happens every single time a girl walks in through that door. so, unless you want to waste your time, i suggest you go on your merry way." eden concluded with a grin.
the girl looked between the beautiful angel and taehyung, who had an uneasy smile plastered onto his face with raised brows. "um...." the girl nervously began. ".... i'll go on my merry way."
"have a good life." she waved goodbye before walking out the door.
"wise choice!" eden grinned once the door slammed shut and raised her arms out in front of her a tiny bit. "proud of you!"
taehyung turned to look at the stranger with the same confused and horrified expression from before. "again, who the hell are you?! i'mโi'm calling the police if youโ"
"i, eden, am your guardian angel." she introduced herself as she took a small bow, leaving the boy a hundred times more confused.
"are youโare you serious? you're being serious right now?!"
"uh, yeah, man, i've been watching over you since december 30th, 1995." the nervous boy reached into his pocket for his phone, and shook his head as his long fingers shakily pressed the green icon at the bottom of the screen.
"you're crazy!" he laughed. "i'mโ" before taehyung had the chance to dial the police, the phone suddenly exploded and flew across the room. "whaโ"
eden looked up at the roof of the house and pressed her hands on the side of her mouth, giving the impression of a megaphone. "thanks, dad! i really appreciate it!"
"okay, that was weird." he stated with furrowed brows, finger pointing at the shattered phone on the floor.
"here's the deal, tae. . . . your time is running out. youโre gonna die in a few years." taehyung's eyes widened at the words being thrown around like nothing.
"wait, whaโ"
"and you exactly didn't turn out the way i expected you to turn out. you see, God created the Ten Commandments for you humans to follow, and go to heaven. you've broken every single one of them. even murder because although you didn't kill anyone physically, the things you say to others are not exactly the nicest."
"like the girl who asked you out a few weeks ago, and you laughed in her face, and said no because she looks like a cow...." taehyung's lips formed an o shaped when he realized she was telling the truth about being a guardian angel.
"yeah, you killed her self esteem. and that girl is now starving herself because of you."
an awkward silence followed soon after as tae's eyes fell to the ground in shame. he began to regret his words.
"also didn't expect you to commit adultry." eden inquired as she placed on her arms on either side of her waist. this made taehyung wish she'd stop rubbing his mistakes in his face already. "shame on you and thatโat the timeโmarried lady."
eden placed the palm of her hand on her forehead as she rested the other on her hip in disappointment. she sighed before looking up at the roof of the penthouse. "God, what did i do wrong?" she questioned helplessly.
"anyways," she waved her hand in front of taehyung, dismissively. "um, so you need to change before you die, because you're gonna go down...."
the girl stepped closer to the boy and placed a hand on his shoulder as the other occupied itself by pointing down at the ground. "there." she whispered, slowly nodding.
a lump formed in the back of tae's throat. he cautiously watched as eden took a few steps back and he couldn't help but feel a bit frightened when memories of a few of his sins began to linger into his mind.
"i've known you your whole life. it kills me to see you do all these things. the drugs, the one-night stands, how highly you think of yourself. you need to be humble. i don't know what i'm going to do with myself if i'm not able to help you save yourself from your possible fate."
eden once again walked up to tae and placed both of her hands on his shoulders, raising her head up a bit to meet eyes with the frightened boy.
she smiled up at him with the most humble eyes he'd ever seen. "i'm going to figure your heart out."
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