#like. it. it works. i dont. gamble. i rot my brain in other. more boring ways
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everyone always talks about how fucked up it is that they dont put clocks in casinos so u lose your sense of time and like, true
but no one ever talks about how if you cant read an analog clock due to something like dyscalculia, and you add time blindness on top of that, thats really not that different from your average experience at most locations
Analog clock readers can reblog
if they behave 🔪
#toy txt post#no one has..big prominent digital clocks. bc. they are Ugly#we have Gotta invent a digital clock that is just as easy to read but is somehow just as pretty as analog clocks#idk#anyway#analog clock readers you may reblog if you can behave#if u start shaming OR start trying to teach me how to read an analog clock im going to sneak into your house and turn all of your clocks#inside out and steal one important piece from each one#but like ohhh nooooo they have no windowwwwsss and no clocks the only way to know what time it is is if you check your phone or perhaps#your own personal wristwatch! ive worked in multiple warehouses at weirdass hours this is nothing to me. thats nothing#that is The Grocery Store. what are you talking about#also immune to gambling bc i have simply internalized that every win is a fluke and or a ploy to keep me playing#i go in to any sort of gamble gacha situation like ah. i am simply going to Lose anything that i Spend.#semi joking but also#like. it. it works. i dont. gamble. i rot my brain in other. more boring ways#sorry. anyway. just saw a post talling about the INHERENT /HORROR/ of casinos like as if thats not just any large building to me?#disadvantage turns into an advantage bc im simply use to it. youve merely adapted to the confusion. i was born in it. molded by it
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