#like. if u have a dick and ur wearing jeans. u’ve lost. | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

dearqueerdeers · 2 years ago

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i think the most unrealistic part of TOG is that they’re all wearing pants 100% of the time. like. me and my bestie have known each other for like 8 years and I’d say 80% of the time we spend in our apartment is Pants Off Time. ur telling me a group of ppl who have known each other and died together and lived together intermittently over hundreds of years are choosing to wear pants . for fun? because they wanna? fuck right off with that bullshit

#the old guard #like pants are so uncomfortable #like. if u have a dick and ur wearing jeans. u’ve lost.#and if ur someone who’s used to wearing a skirt and ur wearing jeans. u’ve also lost #like obviously they’re gonna be dressed nicely to go out in public and meet nile or whatever #but like.#hotel scene where joe and Nicky greet andy and everything’s exactly the same but joe and Nicky r wearing matching boxers #also the fact that they appear to be wearing jeans to SLEEP #like. I don’t care how new nile is or how u might have to get up to leave in a rush or whatever.#at least change into sweats or shorts or something omfg

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