#like… don’t you know what satire is? ☹️

[phin-tastic]

i cannot describe the rage i feel when i click on a fight club deep dive youtube essay, and it’s just… some dude, talking about how this film is the purest portrayal of masculinity and how “men love it because it’s so relatable”.

i mean, i love it because it’s relatable. but not in the way those sigma film bros do.

i love it because i’m gay, hate capitalism and would like to recreationally get beat up.

[real-godzekiel]

HUG

beep boop besoop

please call me Godzekiel(god of Canada)

im Ezekiel but god (real)

i ezekieled

i do a lot of ramblings tagged #godzekiel that is all about me and me and me and me and godzekiel! that said, many shit in that tag and in my blog in general is really “unreality tw”-worthy. please ask if you want a post tagged but please be aware that i don’t often do so because forgor (nothing in #godzekiel will ever absolutely represent any of my beliefs and stances. please digest the things i say yourself and try not to jump into conclusions. i’m open to criticism, you can basically say anything that’s focused about me to me and i’ll be fine with it)

NEWS FLASH. Ezekiel is now Coconot. Coconot is also Ezekiel now. The two things are not just an internet silly identity and the real guy anymore. Ezekiel is now the real guy, who is also Coconot. God. (oh and I m also warren now)

EVERYTHING IS OKAY TO REBLOG. OKAY TO COMMENT. DO WHAT YOU WANT WITH ME. THERE ARE NO RULES ASIDE FROM NO DISCRIMINATION TO MINORITIES AND REAL HARM TO REAL PEOPLE. ANARCHY!!!!!

Me: Godzekiel/Coconot/Warren

Name: Godzekiel/NOT/War

Age: the ripe age of 

Gender: bird

Pronouns: Ey/Em + Prn/Prns

Description: God? not sure anymore. the 1,837,818 mental illnesses are still there

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Tag Information

yeah yeah yeah

#teedee-ken-confassion: the tag for the ask shit that started my blog

#no jokes no satire no irony: stuff where im genuine, not always super serious and important tho

#askee: if anybody is even somewhat curious about my very existence☹️

#the pen is greater than the sword: haha BENDY REFERENCE !!!! yeah I know it's "mightier" and I dont care.anyway art

#godezekiel: when

#moosic h: moosic

BYF

I am very actively a chink(im chinese), and like to 说好笑的话. Please don't get mad if I don't act like a good Canadian citizen(i live in canada) i just want friends *sniff*

-No flirting with my MILF followers in the comments. They’re all mine. -Don’t comment anything funny. I’m the only one allowed to make MILFs laugh on my page. -No flexing. Don’t try to impress my MILF followers. -Must comment “DIE DIE DIE” every time you see me.

I'm the kind of person who would grab a piece of shit and then pick out the pieces I like about that piece of shit and then eat it and say "this piece of shit ain't that bad 😯😯😯😯". Yes I am critical of them

If  you think i’m something no you’re wrong i’m not

biologically im a 14 year old adult. 

if theres something wrong with me PLEASE TELL ME GOD PLEASE. IM STARING UP AT YOU LIKE A WRETCHED UGLY PUPPY WITH BLOOD AND TEARS IN MY MOUTH. (srs: If there’s anything that i’ve posted or did that you find upsetting feel free to tell me! I genuinely don’t want to irritate anyone and I try to respect all points of view. I like to always change for the better and fix problems around me, like that eldritch slime stuck on my ceiling. He’s not leaving anytime soon but one day he’ll budge.) 

[kmp78]

Some people don’t understand satire. ☹️ You’re missing out on some laughs. 😵‍💫 You missed out of my good laugh over the stupidity of that statement ! If what any of you write is considered literary satire by anyone with more than a third grade education, smfh, that is the end of English Literature as we know it. Hate talk is not satire. Delusionary and overtly sexual musings are not satire. Please don’t flatter yourselves. It’s nothing but angry, filthy trolling.

Spoken like an angsty fangirl who will gladly insult and laugh at a celebrity's girlfriend but heaven help anyone who dares to do the same to him. 😭😭😭😡