#like yeah probably even though like this doesn't change much. speaking of heteronormativity like that + hope the murphys aren't biphobic... | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

unproduciblesmackdown · 2 days ago

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au where when jared tells evan that was like the exact formula for secret gay high school lovers evan is like oh my god i can't undo that with a deft [no homo] & jared is like i can do evasively deniable gay subtext....there's a reason i was the only cit with keycard access to the (what's Gay in Camp....) computer cluster this summer (heteronormativity retired!)

#this would elevate the hurdles to dating zoe though like. is it more awkward if this guy was your dead brother's secret gay lover?#like yeah probably even though like this doesn't change much. speaking of heteronormativity like that + hope the murphys aren't biphobic...#i mean that's not me saying that's why i would be like ''this can't work''. i'm thinking deh was dead set on the zoe/evan thread #even though it's like idk how much changes if they're friends. how much changes if he maybe he only just picks up this crush later #i also sort of assume it's just like. ''how could evan possibly Develop a crush while zoe's so Hostile / Bad Mooded''#what can we do without Everyone Wants Romance(tm) & The Brady Bunch. one distant cough; sneaker scuff #deh #right along those lines yknow like how Different is it really if jared was secretly roleplaying evan's secret gay high school lover #rather than evan's secret Not Gay high school amazing best friend #kleinsen

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