#like yeah jakeys quite a jellyfish himbo
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God ok i know tgs dirk is meant to be just a lil bit uggy but i think that just makes him sexier
#Listen to my problems#you fool censoring it only makes me hornier#MANLET STATUS GIVES HIM SO MUCH CHARACTER !!!!!! and that just matters SOOO much to me#i was supposed to fucking shower but i guess im thinking about dirkjake wandavision au now#like yeah jakeys quite a jellyfish himbo#a magikarp if you will but like hes got some genuine firepower in him if he channels it hard enough read SHUCKY DARN#hang on again im redirecting my thoughts to single dad jake au where he walks out on jane and june having that explosive argument with tavvy#and then hes like you know what yeah im getting a divorce and then well i dont know how that poor fool did it but he gained custody of his#boy and also he has a pig did i mention that yes in my head jake owns a pig her name is wilbur and she is very big and very manja she loves#listen to this : jake jogging with tav to school and then at the gates he hands tav his bag and picks him up and spins him (they r sweaty)#and wishes him a fun day at school then he just jogs back home jake fitspo#TAV FITSPO TOO YOU KNOW. ITS LIKE. THEY they wear glasses but theyre just so SO dead set on EXCERSISING like GUYS get some contacts damn#damn i just want domestic jake look hes got a garden and everything and he has a BOY Q_Q AND A PIG AND TAV RIDES WILBUR INTO BATTLE#YES CHOMPING BITING KILL ATTACK WILBUR ATTACK (wilbur attack is a valid troll name)#ok i have nothing left to say goodbye#WAIT I DO HAVE SOMETHING LEFT TO SAY OLD TIMEY JAKE WITH MOUSTACHE AOOAUUUUUUAYWGGGJ AUAUUUUUUUUYYYYYYYYYYYUUHA AHHHGGHHHHHGHUUUUUUUUUOOOOOO#HE LOOKS SO GOOD WITH A MOUSTACHE YESSS#ok forreal now peace
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