#like yeah its pretty unmanageable once they start forming packs so i could never entertain an elementary class or anything | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

dogboots · 17 days ago

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hanging out with little kids is easy. you just act appropriately amazed at everything they brag about and follow them places to make sure they don't wander onto the highway. the only hard part is trying to keep up with how much they want you to run around and pretend to be a monster

#talking #like yeah its pretty unmanageable once they start forming packs so i could never entertain an elementary class or anything #but like three five year olds? easy. feed them. play games. redirect them when they trip and fall on their heads. pretend youre stupid.#kids love it when you dont know anything. gives them time to monologue or try and play tricks on you. its awesome #hanging out with them is just a bunch of yes and & im GREAT at yes and.#you sleep upside down like a vampire? thats awesome. you got it from toothless? thats even more awesome. tell me more. etc etc #kids are awesome man they just say whatever and i get to be like woahhh thats so cool you are so cool. and im not even lying lol #way better than navigating adult conversations where being me being stupid is an issue instead of a feature lol

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