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The cool thing about living abroad is that even mundane, boring and even ugly things can become exciting
#like wow I'm on the interstate???#some of the trees look different?#this store exists here? that store doesn't?#oh look they got a different species of bug#oh look a truck#oh a street sign#macksachusetts
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Midnight Pals: Maine
JA Johnstone: Submitted for the approval, I call this the tale of the blue state bloodsuckers invading real america JA Johnstone: they ruined the blue states with their nanny state nattering JA Johnstone: now antifa supersoliders are going to execute all the small business owners in the town square
JA Johnstone: they're coming from blue states to loot and rape Clive Barker: oh yeah? who exactly is coming? JA Johnstone: you know JA Johnstone: JA Johnstone: you know HP Lovecraft: i think i know Barker: no no howard Barker: i want him to say it
JA Johnstone: they're coming from bad states full of ACLU donors and K hivers JA Johnstone: states like JA Johnstone: maine Stephen King: WHOA King: WHOA King: WHOA King: you best walk that back, JA
Poe: steve, calm down, it's ok King: you listen to me King: my mother was percival p baxter and my father was the permaquid point lighthouse King: I eat Susan Collins and I shit whoopie pies! King: there is lobster bisque in these veins! King: i AM maine!
JA Johnstone: i'm just saying that maine is a bad state Johnstone: full of liberals Johnstone: if you know what i mean King: i would have voted for obama a third time!!! King: come at me, bro!
King: you come at the the king, you best not miss! King: get it? cuz i'm stephen king Poe: yeah that's good Barker: wow steve even in the midst of a literal fist fight you're gonna stop for dad jokes, i love it Barker: steve's gonna steve
Poe: i can't believe steve's gonna fight JA johnstone for the honor of maine Poe: this is the biggest interstate conflict since Dennis Etchison and Robert E Howard had that argument about In n Out vs 5 Guys
JA Johnstone: come at me Wiliam W Johnstone: that's my boy! King: i will take you down! don't like that just because i'm a lovable goof that I won't throw down for maine! JA Johnstone: yeah but would you JA Johnstone: [removes mustache] hit a girl??? William W Johnstone: that's my girl!
King: w-wait you were actually a girl the whole time? JA Johnstone: that's right! JA Johnstone: and no one knew because i cleverly avoided ever using pronouns JA Johnstone: which, by the way, are liberal woke mind virus political correctness gone mad JA Johnstone: see, i walk the walk
#midnight pals#the midnight society#midnight society#stephen king#clive barker#edgar allan poe#william w johnstone#ja johnstone#hp lovecraft
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♫ We aren't the most reliable guys in the world
Ft. Shota, Katsuki, Hitoshi, Izuku, Shoto, Eri & gn! reader
Synopsis: Born by dysfunctional parents, Shota Aizawa takes it upon himself to adopt a litter of kids to give them the best chance life could offer them. Or... [A family with different parents try to beat any obstacle that come their way, though they couldn't have done this without the help of their adopted father; Shota.] Cw: language, drinking, smoking, substance abuse, death mention, a bit of angst, quirkless! au, humor, slight sexual themes nothing to graphic, gender neutral reader!, updates once a month or so Honorable Supporting Cast: Denki Kaminari [The best friend], Kyoka Jiro [The friend], Eijiro Kirishima [The love interest], Ochaco Uraraka [The friend], Tenya Iida [The love interest/Ex], Mina Ashido [The friend/Ex], Momo Yaoyorozu [The love Interest], Hanta Sero [The love interst] & other extras that aren't important Music of the chapter: We Are The Men You'll Grow to Love Soon — Let's Wrestle
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With the weekend arriving, Shota stood in the kitchen making pancakes. Since Eri, the morning person she was, she chose breakfast for the day and as good hearted she was, she added fruit salad as well with juice since her older siblings liked it. While she sat on her chair doing her homework Shota grabbed a packet of blueberry, blackberry, honeydew and melon before placing it on the counter between the stove and sink. Surprisingly enough, his kids liked to eat healthy and due to some of their backgrounds of eating junk, he's proud to say they've come a long way.
"What is four plus thirteen?" Eri asked, the pencil in her hand wavering around the sheet of paper.
"Seventeen." The father replied, the knife slicing down the melon, "Make sure to show your work."
"Do I do a tally?" She proceeded to write the answer on the line, "My teacher said we can draw that or circles, but there's no room for that many circles and I have seen other girls doing that and I don't want to be the only one who doesn't draw circles."
"Don't worry about what other people think." He reached to the cupboard above him and pulled out a clear glass bowl. He placed the chopped up fruits in the bowl before proceeding to place the rest back in the fridge, "If the circles don't fit do the tally chart or draw small dots."
"Circles are overrated anyways, just like those girls." She said, her pencil scraping against the paper as she drew a tally chart.
He turned to face her with his brow raised, "Who told you that?"
"Katsuki." She smiled, leaning over the table as she sniffled, meaning a cold was in due, "I don't know that means, but he told me to say that if they try talking to me."
"Wow." He blinked, a bit surprised to hear the blonde's choice of advice, "I don't know why I'm even surprise."
Hearing a door open down the hallway, Shota placed the bowl of fruit on the table, "Whichever one of you is up, breakfast is ready."
Emerging from the dark hallway, Izuku yawned, "Did the heater turn off last night? It got cold and I think I'm going to get sick."
"I have medicine in my room, but only if you are sick, not just a stuffy nose. For the heater I'll have someone come by and check it." Shota turned the stove off as he grabbed the plate of pancakes and proceeded to leave it next to the fruit salad, "Are the rest awake?"
"I think only Kacchan." A shiver crawled through his body as he sat on his chair. He moved the fruit salad to see Eri doing her homework, "Are you leaving again? Because if you are, can you leave me in charge? Whenever you leave Kacchan and F/n in charge, they do the opposite of what you want them to do and that's probably why we're getting so many complaints."
"I'm leaving all of you in charge." Lastly, he grabbed cups, "And the only reason why we're getting complaints is because the neighbors are noisy. They can't mind their business for a minute."
"Because losers need to center their life around someone cool." Both their heads turned towards Eri's direction, who had a smile as she continued to work.
"Sounds like something Kacchan would say..." He nervously smiled as he looked at Shota.
"Go wake the others." Shota replied.
At the table and in their designated sleep, Shota had begun to get ready for his school meeting. He had his professional clothes on to be taken seriously—which was just a suit. His briefcase littered with unorganized paper sat on the biggest couch as he stood in front of the mirror beside the front door, "When you're finished please clean up. I'm not sure if the meeting will take long, so I left money on my bed for takeout."
"Is it a parent conference?" Hitoshi asked as he munched on some honeydew, "Aren't we supposed to come?"
"A parent conference is meant for parents, hence the name." Shota grumbled as he had trouble doing his tie.
"Dumbass." F/n and Katsuki snickered at the glaring male.
"Remember to do your chores and if anybody knocks–" They all finished his sentence. "Don't open the door."
"It's not like anybody would even willingly come here." Izuku mumbled, lifting his fork to eye the egg before eating it.
"What if we want to go to the store?" Shoto asked, turning to look back at his father, "What if we run out of food?"
"Which is why he's leaving money, dumbass." Katsuki rolled his eyes.
"Okay, well, what if I don't want pizza." Shoto huffed out.
"We're not getting soba, Shoto." F/n placed the rest of their pancakes in their mouth, "We always get that and you know Eri and me can't finish it so you always end up finishing ours."
"Eri and I!" Katsuki glared at F/n, "Are you stupid or something!?"
"Okay, grammar police." F/n stood up, heading to the sink to wash their plate.
Jumping from her seat, Eri followed after F/n so the older sibling could wash her plate, "I'm fine with giving Shoto my soba, but you have to buy me something first."
Shoto nodded at her request, "Eri's fine with it. Soba it is."
"No!" The other's replied.
Shaking his head, Shota grabbed his briefcase and headed for the front door. After placing his shoes, he opened the door and looked at them before leaving, "You guys choose what you eat, I'll be back."
Once the door shut, they began to clean and after a while of Katsuki's consistent yelling about some places being dirty the morning had turned into evening and Shota had still yet not returned. Because they had an unfinished breakfast they ate the rest and the money had yet to be touched, so to pass by the time the six siblings had rested in the living room watching TV of their favorite cartoon.
Suddenly, the sound of a phone ringing in F/n's bedroom caught their attention. Rising from the couch and shoving Hitoshi's feet off their lap, they headed for their shared room to retrieve their phone. With the device in their hand, they returned to the living room, "Denki needs a ride to the grocery store. You guys want to come?"
"His parents are still out of town?" Izuku concerningly asked. It was the norm, but sometimes his parents tend to leave Denki alone more than the average two weeks.
"Doubt he'll ever see them again." Hitoshi said as he grabbed the remote to switch the channel as a commercial about pans and pots played, "How much you want to bet they have a different family."
"C'mon man, don't be rude." F/n placed their phone in their pocket.
Glancing at the clock that hung behind the computer, Katsuki groaned at the time, "Nah, someone has to stay here and take care of this twerp."
His toes pointed over to Eri who sat in her bean bag with a coloring book on her lap. Her crayons laid next to her feet as well as a juice box, "I can take care of myself. I'm six."
Hitoshi sarcastically laughed, "Yeah. Right. Remember when we said that and we turned the tub green."
"That was F/n." Shoto stood up, "I'll go since I have to buy Eri that thing she asked me for."
Putting their shoes on, F/n glanced over to Izuku, "You coming?"
"No, because unlike some people I'm not trying to get in trouble." The freckle male moved over to the smaller couch where Shoto once laid.
"Suit yourself."
About thirty minutes later, they arrived at the local grocery store. Accompanying F/n, Shoto, and Denki was Kyoka. They would have brought Tenya as he mostly paid for Denki's groceries, but due to the circumstances of the relationship, they agreed not to invite the male. He was busy either way as today he had tutoring for something F/n never bothered to remember. Something about keeping the family business going and passing it down to their children. F/n didn't know what the hell he was talking about.
"What else is on the grocery list?" Kyoka asked as she placed a tomato bag in the cart. Like the kind-hearted friend she was—and the subtle crush towards Denki—she offered to buy half of his groceries thanks to the gig's she's been offered.
Reading off the list, Shoto scratched his brow, "Well, we have noodles, frozen mixed vegetables, pie, candy, soda, crackers, juice, peanut butter and jel–half of this list is just junk food."
"I feel bad for him." She glanced over the list, "He told me his parents haven't called or messaged him."
"The best we could do is be there for him and thankfully F/n is taking care of that." Shoto rolled the cart as they entered the meat section, "Also, I signed us all for Momo's study club."
"What?" The girl chuckled, her brows raised at him, "You're kidding? You know F/n won't step foot in there."
"Who cares." He shrugged, "Besides, after they know Tenya's in there, they'll have to go and I didn't just sign me and my siblings, I signed you guys as well."
"Wow." She clicked her tongue, "You trying to impress her? I didn't know you even liked Momo or even knew her."
"She's a friend." Shoto disregarded her silly question as he didn't see Momo more as a friend, "She's been wanting to start a club since last year, but couldn't since she didn't have enough members so I figured I'd indulge her. Besides, half of the group needs her tutoring."
"Well, you're not wrong there." Kyoka said as she grabbed a plastic bag to palace the meat in.
In the chip aisle, Denki hummed as he glanced at two different bags, "Which one mixes better with lemon and cucumber? Potato chips or spicy chips."
"I say spicy." F/n turned around where the cookie section was placed and grabbed one, "You're parents called?"
"Nah." He chose the spicy chips and used his left hand to hold it, "They're on a cruise ship for like a couple months I think. I saw them post a picture on skinbook."
Subtly, F/n rolled their eyes. While they never met his parents, the smell of narcissism and abandonment rolled off from them. It always amazed them how Denki could smile and joke like his homelife wasn't a complete mess, "You want to come over?"
"Can't. I," He smoothed his hair, the bag of chips getting in the way as he bit his lips, "got a date tonight."
Laughing, they headed back to the other two, "Which dumbass did you pull?"
"Some girl in Mei's class." Denki grinned, handing the chips to F/n so he could fish out his phone and show them a picture, "She wants to go bowling which I think is a boring date, but lady's choice."
"You're going bowling with a broken arm?" F/n shook their head, "Why not just take her to a movie?"
"She said that's boring." Denki then sighed, "If it doesn't work out I'll come over, plus, your dads having an online meeting with my folks so I'll let you know how that goes."
After purchasing the items and placing them in the van, F/n dropped Kyoka and Denki off before heading home. Grocery took a while since there was a Karen complaining about coupons not being expired, but the expiration date said otherwise. However, as they arrived home, they noticed the sun had gone down, "You don't think dad's home, right?"
"If he is, I'll tell him you made me come with you." Shoto shrugged as he reached behind to grab his drink, "It's not like it's a lie. You did want me to come."
"Yeah, but I didn't have a gun to your head." F/n murmured, "Anyways, what's with the tub of licorice?"
"Eri asked for it." Taking a sip, he paced the can in the cup holder as his phone vibrated, "We're getting soba, by the way."
"No we fucking aren't!" With the light turning red, F/n stopped, "It's always fucking soba, Shoto. Give your lame ass tastebuds something else to obsess with."
He shrugged as he grabbed his drink, "Anyways, I signed us up for Momo's studying club."
"Who the hell is Momo?" With the light turning green, F/n stepped on the pedal harshly, making the soda drip all over the heterochromia's chin, "Serves you right for putting me in a stupid ass club."
"First, screw you. Second, screw you." He used his sleeves to clean the mess, "And third, I did you a favor."
Turning to the street of their home, F/n rolled their eyes, "What favor could you possibly do?"
"Getting you close to Tenya." From the corners of his eyes, he watched them sneer, "You don't have to get back together, just make up and move on."
"Since when do you give advice?" A scoff exited their lips, "And I have moved on."
"Good." Shoto noticed Shota's car in the driveway, "Then you two can be friends and we can all go to that rave that Mirio's hosting next weekend and by the way, you're taking blame for not following dads rules."
Irritable, F/n scratched their hair as they pulled in. Entering the home, F/n swallowed a big gulp of saliva as they closed the door and removed their shoes. Upon entering, Shota's eyes landed on them before returning back to the paperwork in front of him, "It's late."
Moving their eyes towards their father, he was sitting on the desk where the computer was placed, busying himself with paperwork, "You're not mad?"
"If I was mad I wouldn't be sitting, now would I?" His hair had been pulled in a bun and thankfully he didn't seem mad, "I get that Denki needs help, but you have to call first to let me know where you're heading before taking off."
"Right, yeah, I got it." They glanced around the room noticing none of their siblings were around, "Where did everyone go?"
"In Hitoshi's room." Hearing his phone chime, Shota stood up and headed towards the front door, "I had a meeting with Denki's parents and heard they won't be home for a while, so Denki is staying over."
"What!?" A smile was placed on their lips, "Really!?"
"Yes, but this doesn't mean you can go and create a ruckus like you both always tend to do." He opened the door to where Hizashi's car was seen in the driveway and shortly after Denki got off with his school bag and a small luggage of clothes. He waved at his friend who gave the tired male a thumbs up before driving off, "Thanks, Hizashi."
"Yo, this is going to be so much fun!" Denki grinned as he removed his shoes and got ready to go to F/n's room to drop his stuff.
"Remember." Before they left, Shota pointed at them both, "Don't do anything that gets us another complaint."
"You got it, boss!" The two teens said before running off.
"Guess who's here!" F/n said, sitting on Hitoshi's bed, "And didn't get yelled at."
Denki placed his bags on the desk and then sat next to F/n and Hitoshi, the siblings bouncing as he practically jumped on it, "You guys wanna stay up? I brought a scary movie and snacks."
Katsuki who sat on the desk chair rummaged through his friend's snacks, "Seriously? Licorice? And you brought a shitty ass movie. Probably has two ratings."
"How long this time?" Shoto asked his friend, sitting next to Izuku who had a small blush on his face as he texted.
"Until My folks come back?" Denki scratched his head thinking, "I think two or three weeks."
Izuku finally got off his phone, "Last time you stayed for a couple months, remember?"
"Yeah, but that was when I was eleven." Denki shrugged, "I was a kid."
Hitoshi placed his legs on F/n, "You might as well move in. You're here everyday."
"Oh, that would be so fun!" F/n said, gripping Hitoshi's toes as he flinched in pain and removed them from their lap, "We could stay up all night and do dumb shit, like that one time we poured cold water when Katsuki was showering."
"I'm still not over that." The blonde glared at them, "I almost fell."
"You screamed like a girl." Shoto said and received a candy thrown at him.
"Or that one time he fell off the trampoline and broke his arm." Hitoshi grinned at the memory, "He thought he could impress that new girl that moved in next door."
Denki laughed at Katsuki, "I remember that! He tried to play it off like it didn't happen."
"She never hung out with us again." Izuku let out a sigh, "A shame, I really liked her."
"Because he's weird." Shoto again was met with candy thrown at him.
Katsuki glared at all of them, "Quit picking on me! And she didn't think I was weird, you guys weirded her out with your stupid questions."
"Yet, she ended up liking Denki." Izuku pointed out, "She never left your side. Even when you went to the bathroom."
Denki flipped his hair with a sly smile, "I guess, I just got that charm in me."
Hitoshi rolled his eyes, "Yeah, right. She's probably into stupidity."
"No way, she liked Shoto too." F/n said, "I still have that polaroid of her trying to kiss you."
Shoto's face flushed in embarrassment, "Why do you still have it? Throw it away."
F/n grinned, ignoring him as they all ran to their room where the picture was stuffed into the closet, "You guys wanna see it?"
"Throw it away, F/n!" Shoto jumped as his fingered graced the photo.
"Nuh-uh!" F/n laughed as they stretched their arm out, waving the photo for all to see.
"I forgot she had braces." Izuku said as he squinted to look at her face.
"Denki! Denki!" F/n looked at him as he was behind the others, "You better catch, bitch!"
The male waved his arm as he tried to get the flowing photo, "I got it! I got it!"
"No you don't!" Shoto slammed into him, both falling onto the soft floor.
"Grab him!" Hitoshi quickly aimed at Shoto's leg, the rest soon followed except for Izuku as he got a message from Ochaco.
The door then swung open, hitting Katsuki on the head as he clutched his hair. Shota gave them all a look, "Dinners ready."
"Last one there sleeps next to F/n!" They all ran out, shoving Izuku behind. The freckled male glared at them, "Dammit!"
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I hear you take requests and here I am👀 it might be a bit long so please bear with me🥹 So a Satoru × fem reader angst plus spicy without smut plz! (haha can I be more obvious?) So the reader was classmate of Satoru and they teach at jujutsu high together now! They are very close with each other and Satoru loves to annoy her. (Imagine like how he is with Nanami but he is actually fun with her and reader doesn't mind his teasing) Everyone knows they are closer than friends but not exactly lovers so they have will they won't they situationship!
Well well trouble comes in paradise when a new temp sorcerer comes to jujutsu high for some mission and she needs Satoru's help with it. She has some interesting curse technique so Satoru takes an interst on it. Slowly Satoru unknowingly starts spending less time with reader. Everybody but Satoru notices this and Reader asks Satoru out to hang out or go on mission with her but he is always busy. (Really he is an idiot cuz he doesn't realize what he is doing lol) Some time pass and after few days Satoru realizes that he hasn't seen reader so he looks for her but can't find her at school so he tries to call her but he can't reach her so he goes to Shoko to ask about her. Shoko has seen how reader has been feeling down due to Satoru not paying attention to her so she makes up a little white lie and tells reader has been injured during mission so she is resting. Truth is, reader WAS injured. A little cut that just needed 3 stitches. She is just at home binge watching shows and eating her favorite food because she just needed a break. Well Satoru doesn't know that so he comes to her house worried out of his mind just to come and see her chilling at home in pajamas with a little bandage. AND HE STILL FEELS BAD because regardless of how small the injury is, it took him this long to realize he hasn't seen you so he apologizes and then things get heated when you both realize how much you missed each other? (Sorry that was sooooo long😭😭😭 also I'm not good at spicy part so do what you want with it!)
No pressure. Write it if you feel like it because I'm just not sure where this whole idea came from lol.
Thanks!♡
OMG YES. OKAY HERE WE GO. (Sorry for making you wait so long I got caught up.) Apologies rn it seems like a bit of a slow burn.
Gojo×(fem)Reader angst
TW: Angst, some spice (but not smut), stitches 🥲
Unedited 1000ishh wordssss
"SATORU" You screamed watching him get stabed and absolutely murdered by Toji.
"no-" you said, your voice broken
You stood frozen, not even being able to move toward him. You felt useless.
He laid motionless on the ground. Toji steped back with a smirk, admiring his work.
He started to walk when he walk right past you.
"What are you gonna do now that your little boyfriends dead?" He said laughing hysterically.
He kept walking on. You wanted to go and kill him. You wanted him to pay but...if Gojo died to him, he would be no match for you. You thought.
Slowly your foot takes one step forward. And another. And another, reaching Gojo.
Your knees weakend so much you fell to the floor in a puddle of Gojos blood.
Your fingers dung into your palm, you didn't know how to do cursed technique, but you asked Shoko how to do it and she told you. But no after how many attempte you tried over time it never worked.
With tears in your eyes you held onto Gojos arm.
"Come on Satoru, remember what Shoko said. Uhhh you spin it then you channel it? And then you uh..." You tried your best to break it down as much as possible.
"Please Satoru" You said hunching your back over his face, your tears spilling now he, wasn't coming back.
You felt a twitch in his hand and some cursed energy flow through your body.
You gasped. The blood around you started to pulse. He was doing it.
"SATORU, PLEASE, YOUR SO CLOSE" you yelled as you saw his wounds slowly heal up.
"Awww man, I got a major headache" He said sitting up.
You could help but wrap your arms around him.
"Wow looks like someone missed me"
"How'd you know?" You said trying to mask your tears in his blood soaked uniform.
"And that's how I met your mother!" You heard Gojo say to little kid Megumi only giving an eye roll.
I thought you said you never wanted to babysit again? Is what you wanted to say but with Megumi there you didn't want him to think you were trying to get Gojo to get rid of him. Even so, it was obvious that Megumi favoured you way over him.
"Hey! You might wake Megumi!" You whispered harshly as Gojo caged your body between his and the couch.
"Hes dead on the inside, plus I don't think he'd care."
His head leans down slowly locking eyes with you when he's only inches away a small voice comes out of no where.
"Ewwww get a room."
"And that's how we trumatised Meguimi!" You heard Gojo telling the first years.
God he was the devil, when he wasn't bugging you, it was Megumi, poor kid.
"Hey stop embarrassing Megumi" you said giving him a slap on the shoulder.
He looked back at you with a wicked smile.
"So when you stab you want it to be right in the neck and pull all the way down yhe torso and just rip it all the way. I know it works because it killed Gojo-"
"And Y/Ns little heart, she was devastated!" Gojo budded in coming from nowhere.
"I'm teaching here." You said. As soon as he arrived you could feel tensions change, you just didn't know why.
"SENSEI CAN I PRACTICE ON GOJO SENSEI!" Maki said with a cursed object in her hand, looking at him like she was going to do more then practice.
"Fine but if you kill Gojo Sensei then I would-"
"Miss him very dearly and be heart broken forever. Then I'd have to burn all our wedding photos." Gojo finished your sentence for you, how kind.
"Were not even married-"
"Yet. We're not even married yet."
" Are you getting this guy Yuta? He's totally pushing it. No way he deserves y/n." Maki said aiming her knife at Gojos head before throwing it.
He caught it.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DON'T DESERVE HER? WE HAVE A KID TOGETHER- I WORK MY ASS OFF EVERY DAY JUST SO SHE CAN TEACH YOU!"
"So he is useful for one thing" Panda said.
"HEY"
"And that's how we became engaged!" Gojo was said, explaining 'your relationship' to the new sorcerer who transferred from Kyoto to Tokyo.
You didn't understand why the needed another sorcerer here but you thought it would be good so Gojo could have more time off (as if) and heck you guys might become friends.
"Hey wifey, this is the new transfer sorcerer."
"Hello" you said with a smile reaching your hand out for her to shake.
"I don't see a ring on that finger" She said
"Oh yeah, were not actually married" you said with a nervous laugh
"Interesting" she said shaking your hand.
"I got a bad feeling about her" Maki said seemingly appearing out of nowhere making you jump in surprise.
"Maki? Well, we just met her okay, we can't make these assumptionsabouther right now." You sighed.
"No, shes deffinatly up to something" Nobora said making your head whip around your other side seeing her with her arms crossed.
"Oh common, maybe that's just the vibe she gives off"
"Yeah people who plan evil things give off that vibe" Panda said behind you.
"Alright okay all we have to do is tolerate her, don't have to like her, but tolerate her at least."
Sure enough not long after that you'd walk around campus and see her clinging onto Gojo's arm laughing at all his jokes. Maybe your students were right.
"No, no your doing it wrong, you go from the torso and rip it right up"
"Yeah right lady, let me just do my thing and you do yours." Maki said annoyed at the woman 'correcting' her.
"Well I'm actually a teacher now so I'd think that I am qualified to mentor you." She said with a grin.
"After all the Zenin clans failure should get all the help she can, right?"
"WHY YOU BITC-"
"Maki? What going on here?" You asked seeing her trying to hold back on staring the woman.
"It seems they aren't very open to criticism" she sranled looking away from you.
"She insulted me about my clan like the little maggot she is, getting under my skin like that. Gross"
"I was just saying the obvious." She rolled her eyes.
"Look, don't insult my students, Maki is one of the strongest sources I know and she worked hard to get here." You said looking at her pissed.
How dare she insult your students. Who dose she think she is?
"Look Miss..."
"Oh you can call me Mrs Gojo."
Your eye twitched. You got to be kidding me.
"If were going to have problems i'll have to tell you to just stay away from my class."
"Oh nobody told you? Well since I moved here Satoru was kind enough to help me get a position in teaching, now your class is my class."
"What? No they can't just do that?" you said now furious
"They can and they did." She said with a smirk.
"Have fun in the feild!" She said looking at you walk away all the way to Yaga's office.
"EXPLAIN YOUR SELF!" You shouted pulling open Yaga's door with pure anger running through your vains.
"We need you out on more missions Y/N, there's been a sudden rise in curses and we need you to help."
"So send the other damn woman!" You said fist slaming down into his desk.
" Your a special grade, shes not even close compared to you."
" Thanks but I don't take flattery as a form of persuasion, give me back my class, I'll work twice the missions after if thats what it takes-"
"No, It's no good to over work yourself" A voice said behind you.
"Satoru, did you know about this?" You said turing your head to him feeling betrayed.
"Hes not wrong y/n there are more curses now, more then even I can handle right now."
"Traitor" you mumbled as you aggressively pushed your way past him bumping his shoulder.
"I hope your right about this" Yaga said looking at Gojo who has his head down.
You were in no power to over turn both Gojo and Yagas decidion so you ended up drowning yourself in missions and everyone you took, the more carless you became. You just let whatever happen happen, a scratch on you? Whatever. Stitches? Okay sure. Cast? what a downer.
Nothing seemed to bother you anymore, nothing motivated you.
"Thanks Shoko but its okay, I'll just put a bandage on it. Wouldn't want to waste your time, plus I got another mission to get to."
"Are you kidding me y/n, its bad enough you don't smoke at all but also the fact you keep coming here almost every hour with a different injury." She said taking a deep inhale of her cigarette.
"Well you know, I got no students, No class room, teaching assistants..." You think of the time Gojo spent dropping into your classes daily and how it would always be a joyful atmosphere. But that rat took your place.
"You know what Y/N? I'm sending you home for a full week, and you have to stay home the entire time. No missions, no Jujutsu. Doctors orders." She said writing a note on her clip board.
You sighed "Thanks Shoko." Even though you didn't want to your body felt so exhausted and so did your mind.
So you got up and walked out of Jujutsu high, when you walked out the field you saw Gojo and ... that woman with your students all on the oval making your heart throb in you chest. You clutched at your shirt hoping this choking feeling would go away.
"Hey Shoko, have you seen Y/N lately? She hasn't spoken much, plus the kids started skipping class since she left."
"When haven't I seen her? She comes here after every mission with a new injury, man you should have seen the last one, nasty, nasty gash just pouring blood every where like she was a fountain" She exaugurated.
"WHAT?!"
"Eh ya'know Y/N stuff, she stopped caring about her self so I ordered her to stay home for a week after her, lets see, 15th visit IN AN HOUR." She said placing a clip board down beside her.
"WHY DIDN'T YOU MENTION THIS EARLIER?!" Gojo said teleporting before Shoko could even respond.
Knock Knock
You almost missed the sound of the knocking, you had the T.V on a high volume to buzz out your reality. You get up and walk through the door, hand on the door knob before you stop.
"If that's you Gojo, i'm busy, I have a mission in 2 minutes." You lied hoping you could drive him away.
"No you don't, Shoko told me the prescription. No curses for a week." He said.
"Now open the door."
Slowly you turned the handle and pulled the door open. There Gojo stood just staring at you. You couldn't physically see him stare but you could feel it, all 6 eyes.
"Was that it?" He asked gesturing toward the small Cinnemaroll bandage on you head.
"Yeah, can you believe it, a week off for this" you said trying to put on a playful tone but it died in your throat.
"You and I both know that that's not the reason for the week off"
"And? You and I both know the reason it happened in the first place. You betrayed me, replaced me, what for? For that...that woman!" you said anger starting to rise.
"Oh is someone jealous?" he asked trying to lighten the mood.
"Look Gojo just go tell that lady your jokes if your trying to crack any, i'm sure it boosts your ego to when she laughs." You sigh going to close the door on him.
His arm reaches out holding the door open before walking into your room.
"Y/N I'm telling you right now, on my life, there is nothing i want with that woman, she just sticks around a lot and is kind of helpless, so we out her in teaching"
"Yeah. And she thinks that to huh? Calling her self Mrs Gojo and all huh." You said watching as he closed the door behind him.
"What? She did? besides the point okay, you want the truth? I dont like her, I even told Yaga to send her back to Kyoto, your not you right now but you need to see that it hurt me to-"
"Why? because she took your spot as the strongest or something? Replaced you? She-"
"Because I like you."
The room fell silent.
"Its not worth keeping anyone around if their going to drive you away from me. Because I really do want to be more than just what we are now, whatever it is." He said leaning closer to you, making you move all the way to the arm of your couch.
"Well maybe you should have thought about that before, because I always...I always waited for you, but every time you just turned it into a joke, I don't want to be a joke to you Satoru but you make me one"
He takes a bigger step forward, wrapping his arms around you, making you fall onto the couch backwards.
"I'm sorry" He said moving strands of your hair aside and kissing the bandaid.
"I just...I want to move on" You said feeling his hand slowly travel down your head to your neck, gently drawing patterns on it.
"Why?" he said now leaning down and kissing the nape of your neck.
"Because- you'll never need me, when theres something, some one new i'll just be cast aside again." You said feeling tears pool in your eyes.
He hovers his head above yours.
"That's not true." he said before brushing his lips over yours.
"The problem is- I can't move on from you" You said finally feeling his lips on yours.
He pulled away wiping the tears from your eyes.
You heard his breath hitch as he went back down and gave you another kiss, but this one was more passionate, filled with all emotions. One of his hands glides up your thigh while the other went behind your head trying to get his tounge in deeper.
"I'll never hurt you again, I promise."
Your arms wandered up his shirt feeling the out lines of his chiseled abs. Slowly you could feel his chest rise up and down as things got more heated and you found your self pulling him closer to.
That night you almost forgot about the past few days as Gojo just kept littering your skin with kisses and hickeys. You wished the Kyoto lady was still there so you could show them off.
AUTHORS NOTE: @mo0nforme I AM SO SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG, USUALLY IM FAST-ER. I just got busy for a few days but now i'm back to posting regularly so, yay? Hope you liked it thanks for reading. reblogs r goot
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I drove the city bus on the interstate and it was terrifying. I'm flooring it and we are crawling our way up to 65. The bus is shaking and the wheel wants to jerk out of my hands and we fill the whole lane. And I don't trust anyone around me
Semi driver coming up behind gave me a little honk. Hopefully a supportive honk. We did have our display on DRIVER TRAINING. Hopefully they were like 'wow that looks like is sucks!' It did suck
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I like how that writing game doesn't specify how many questions you can pick; therefore, I'm gonna be greedy and ask about 23, 33, 34, 37 and 49 (yeah, I'm nosy 😁)
Happy birthday again! 🤍
LOL i am so fine with that!! it's what i asked for, anyway. thank you so much, dear annis!! <333
23. What’s a trope, AU, or concept you’ve never written, but would like to?
i am super intersted in writing a grittier, more film noir/crime drama type modern AU (or even historical, who knows). all of my modern Aus have been fluffier/skew to the rom-com-- which i like, of course, because i usually treat them as retreats from my more serious/complex cannon-verse stories... but a jaunt down a more serious path in a modern context would be immensely enjoyable and fun, i think. ala life through a scope by @guineapiggie (I will be returning to that, btw. so sorry my friend-- life kind of got distracting)
i'd also like to attempt a historical AU as well, but i think i've talked about the folly of that before-- i am afraid of getting lost in the sauce (detail and research) and never getting the damn thing off the ground.
33. If you write chaptered fics, what’s your ideal chapter length to write? Is it different from your ideal chapter length to read?
lol. uh. well. my chapter lengths vary widly. i break my chapters according to when i feel like they should end? i don't know? based on rising and falling action, basically. i feel like the longer the fic, the longer my chapters get with each subsequent one. but, generally speaking, i try my best to not exceed 12k words. which i know is fucking ridiculous, but sometimes it's just how it works out!!! don't look at me, i'm jsut the author!! i don't have control over this shit!!
as to my preffered length to read? i don't really care, tbh, but i do find short chapters (especially if it's not a prologue or whatever) to be very obnoxious. and i'm talking under 1-2k words. anything above that is tolerable.
34. What aspects of your writing are inspired by/taken from your real life?
well, to be completly frank: a lot of the smut lmao. i have been with my husband for a long time so we know each other really well in that aspect and i think (THINK) that's helped me with my smut writing. there's also certain non-sexual things in my modern AUs (across fandoms) that have been inspired by my husband and i's relationship (as long as it's in character, of course). also, if you've read any of my modern AUs, you'll probably notice that music plays a huge role in it (i mean, i also quote song lyrics in almost all of my fic too, so...). i am a huge music lover and it is immensely important in my life. also the amount of alcohol, cigarettes and other substances abused... i like to party what can i say?
37. Promote one of your own “deep cut” fics (an underrated one, or one that never got as much traction as you think it deserves!). What do you like about it?
ooooo!! wow! well... i honestly don't know, tbh. this sound corny as shit but i feel like any amount of comments, kudos, and hits on any of my works is enough.
that being said, lol, i am very proud of Sometimes the Wolf-- the whumptober fic of mine that got the least amount of kudos. i like my setting descriptions and just, like, the imagery and i think i set up a nice action set piece. it's a simple story and set up, but yeah. i guess considering all my other fics have almsot double the amount of kudos, i guess i do find that a bit weird.
49. What are you currently working on? Share a few lines if you’re up for it!
well, my dear friend, i am working on Ch. 3 of The Beacon. going has been slow since work and life has been a bit wild for me, but i am hoping to update before i go on vacation the 11th!
Earlier, over their too-salty soup with a dusty facsimile etching of a storm between them, she’d shared more of herself with him than she had with another being since she’d crawled out of that bunker on Tamsye Prime. It’d been a simple exchange of currency, then— she hated feeling indebted and Cassian had freely offered far more information than she had anticipated or even asked for. But this? This is a sharp-edge swath of her, his for the taking. Laid in his hand to haft or to hone, to do with what he will. Cassian’s eyes dart over her face, searching but not obtrusive. They are black and depthless in the shrouded light. He looks back to her hands. His forefinger and thumb close over the rowdy pulse in her wrist. The callous of his fingers scrapes over the delicate web of veins and it feels vital. Real. The blood within her rushes to meet it. It’s an acknowledgment and they both let it loom between them, dim and silent, like a phosphene.
thank you oh so much for the ask, my friend!!
ask me anything!
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Superhero Trio - Just Us Chapter 34
Warnings: None
Word Count: 2795
Series List | Chapter 33 | Chapter 35
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I have been awake for a few minutes, just taking in the sight of the children and Wanda on the bed. I have been wondering why and how the children joined us and when because I certainly don't remember waking up in the night to them climbing on me...wait no I remember a vague dream of Billy entering with Tommy and Nathaniel in his arms telling me he had a nightmare or something. It was so vague I thought it was a dream, but it's obviously not. I must have been so tired that I went straight back to sleep after the boys joined us in the bed. I also know for a fact Wanda didn't wake up as I made sure the boys were quiet and gentle when getting on the bed. This is going to surprise her for sure, hopefully it's a good surprise.
There is not much else I can do to be fair, I'm trapped underneath both Wanda and Nathaniel, my left arm trapped under Wanda and Tommy. Nathaniel has Wanda and Billy holding him, so if I move anything someone else will end up moving causing someone else to move. All in all if I move I create a domino effect of moving people, well shit. My left arm is, well I think it's still attached to my body but I definitely can't feel it that's for sure. My right arm, I believe is under Nathaniel but I can't be certain as I have another dead limb. Good thing I can feel my legs, or at least I think they are my legs. They could be Wanda's at this point as mine and hers are definitely intertwined and crossing over one another with arms here, there and everywhere from all the other bodies. It's like one of those poorly designed interstate junctions and I can't figure out whose limbs are who's, but apart from that and some slight confusion I'm enjoying the view and the feeling: from what I can actually feel right now.
My body freezes when I hear a low groan come from the woman on my chest nuzzling her face against my chest. I see her go to move her arms but she freezes her movements. She slowly lifts her head with furrowed brows as she looks to her right (my left) and sees Tommy cuddling up to her and basically me as he holds our hands using them as a pillow. Her head then moves to look to the other side of her where she sees Billy holding Nathaniel close to him, her and his hands holding onto one another. She follows her arm as she leans up a bit to check if Nathaniel is still asleep then moves her head to look up at me, who has been watching her this whole time. Not that she realised I was awake.
She raises her eyebrows at me in a silent question, I simply shrug a smile tugging at the corner of my lips as I take in the view one last time. This view will never get old. She seems to wake up a bit more, fully taking in what is actually happening and a huge smile appears on her face. She tries not to move too much so as to not disturb the tranquility of the morning, but it doesn't stop her from whispering out a small 'wow'. Her fuzzy look appears on her face as she looks back up at me and I know for sure that I have the same look on my face.
"When did this happen?" She whispers, trying not to wake the boys.
"Last night, I think." She scrunches her eyebrows in confusion. "I have a very faint memory of Nathaniel being held in Billy's arms standing next to Tommy mentioning something about him having a nightmare but I'm really not sure it's all fuzzy and feels more like a dream."
"What one of my boys had a nightmare?"
"No Nathaniel." I feel her hum against my chest as she takes another look around at the bodies on the bed.
"Does he get them often?"
"Not as regularly as he used to, but as the evidence proves yeah he has nightmares from time to time. But sleeping with someone he is familiar with works in easing him back to sleep afterwards."
"Probably why they are in here now."
"Probably." I look up to the ceiling as I bite my lip in thought. "Your boys are so good with him, I didn't think they would want to hang out with a 4 year old all day and night but they did. You have raised them so well Wanda, they are going to be absolute gentlemen when they are older."
"You think so?"
"No, I know so."
Wanda bites her lips as she looks up at me moving her free arm, lucky bitch, to my face cupping my left cheek as she rubs at my cheekbone with her thumb her fingers spread open on my cheek her pinky resting on my jaw. She moves her hand so it's hovering above my face, and using her finger draws an imaginary line from my cheekbone up to my eyebrow. From my eyebrow to my nose, pulling her finger down the bridge of my nose only to go back up and across my other eyebrow before making its way down to my cheek. She then moves it to my bottom lip pulling it back slightly and releasing it as she stifles a laugh. Wanda takes her hand back to her face, planting a kiss on her three middle fingers before placing them gently on my lips as I kiss them back. I can feel her body buzz a little with mine as she places the fingers back in her lips before resting her hand gently on my chest drawing random shapes and patterns, her left cheek now resting on my chest as she angles her head to be able to see me.
"Morning mama." Billy's rough morning voice brings us out of our little world, moving our heads so we can smile at him.
"Good morning Billy." Wanda signals for him to try and stay quiet as the other two boys are still sound asleep.
"Morning Billy." He turns to look at me. "What time was it when you came and joined us?"
"Maybe like 2am. Nathaniel had a nightmare, something about flying Aliens attacking New York through a portal, I don't know he was crying pretty hard about it until I held him."
"Thank you Billy, it can be hard to get him settled back down after one. Especially if he hasn't got his dog Teddy with him, or someone like his brother and sister snuggle up with him."
"Yeah I tried to get him to settle down, but he kept tossing and turning. Then I remembered you said it was okay to come and get you if he needed anything, so I came up to ask you what to do as I left him wrapped in a blanket next to Tommy." How awake was I for any of this?
"Oh I don't remember that."
"Yeah I came knocking on the door, and when you answered you ushered me inside. I told you what happened, then you asked me to go and bring him up and said to come straight in so we didn't wake Wanda by knocking again." He is about to continue the story but we see Tommy roll over stretching his arms above his head, he rolls over some more until he is pressed against my side, his head resting on my bicep. Wanda's smile is huge at this point.
"Is it okay if I rest like this?" Is the first thing out of Tommy's mouth making me laugh a little.
"Yeah let me just shake out my arm as I can't feel it." He lifts his body up so he is sitting up a little so I can shake my arm trying to get the blood flowing back through it, once the very painful pins and needles disappear I lay my arm back down. "Go for it, but try not to kill it off this time."
"Sorry, not sorry." I hide a laugh as Wanda pokes his back playfully. "What are you guys talking about?"
"How we ended up here. I was just telling them about when I came back downstairs and saw you rocking Nathaniel side to side." Wanda eyes widen slightly as she looks between her two boys, obviously not expecting them to be so loving and caring towards Nathaniel.
"Oh right, yeah he woke me up when he started crying again. Which wasn't an issue, but I couldn't seem to get him to calm down with words. It's like he couldn't hear me. So I did the next best thing, I brought his head to my chest so he could listen to my heartbeat and slowed my breathing down to try and get him to match it." Tommy explains as he moves his head up to my shoulder to make sure he isn't cutting off the circulation as he notices me squeezing my hand into a fist shaking it a bit.
"Did it work?" Wanda asks, getting evermore curious
"For a few minutes, but when he tried explaining what happened he started crying a little again. Then Billy came back into the room and said he was going to take him upstairs, as he had asked you what to do." I move my arm a little to gesture for Wanda to lay down behind Tommy so she can snuggle into him as I see her trying to get comfortable.
She doesn't hesitate to do just that, wrapping her arm around Tommy resting her hand on my chest as her head comes to rest on my bicep that was once occupied by Tommy head. I bend my elbow bringing my arm inwards a little until my hand comes into contact with Wanda's head and I start to scratch at her scalp as soon as it does.
"So how did it go from Billy bringing Nathaniel up to you all ending up in the bed?" I question lightly so they know I'm not mad or anything that they are in bed, just genuinely curious about the whole situation.
"Right. So Billy came over and unwrapped Nathaniel from the blanket so he was easier to carry, and he was going up to a bed so didn't need the blanket. Anyway, as Billy lifted him up and into his arms Nathaniel's hand shot out and grabbed onto mine. When I tried to convince him it was okay, and to let go he just whined and said he wanted us both. Which I would have thought was really cute if it wasn't for the fact he was so sad." He looks at Billy to see if he wants to continue the story.
"So I held him close to my chest, he was practically squeezing me to death but I couldn't care less I just needed to make sure he was okay. We made it to the door and I told him I would take him inside and that he would snuggle with you and me and Tommy would head back downstairs. When I say that the boy's death grip on me somehow got tighter I'm not lying, I thought I was going to suffocate." He laughs quietly at his exaggeration as we are all still trying to remain as quiet as possible not to wake the sleeping child in his arms.
"I thought my hand was going to snap in two the way he was holding it at that point."
"When I asked him what was wrong, he just let out a small 'please stay'. I told him only if Y/n let us and he said he would convince you." My heart breaks a little the more I hear.
"So I opened the door for us, and called out your name quietly. When you sat up in bed, you looked tired so instead of explaining the whole thing we sort of just said is it okay if we join you Nathaniel won't let go. You just patted the bed and said the more the merrier." I feel Tommy get squished between me and Wanda when she squeezes me. "Mom, you're squishing me."
"Sorry Tommy."
"It's okay, I guess."
"So yeah that's basically it, he wouldn't let go of me so I had to snuggle him between me and you, and Tommy went the other side between you and mama sort of. It was difficult because mama was half on you half on the bed." He laughs out as I feel Wanda's cheek heat up against my arm.
"I know, tell me about it." Wanda's palm makes contact with my chest with my words. "Okay I deserved that."
She gives me the middle finger knowing Nathaniel is still asleep, the twins laughing at us both as we act like children. But not once did I stop scratching her scalp, ironic that she is hitting me and giving me the middle finger but here I am turning her to putty with my fingers on her head.
"Morning sissy." Nathaniel shuffles against me and I feel Billy's protective grip on him tighten a little as he worries about the small boy.
"Good morning buddy, how are you feeling?" I inquire, his movements allow me to free my other arm and I gasp when I feel the pins and needles shoot through the whole thing.
"A lot better." He pauses for a second before he lets out a tiny whisper. "It was scary sissy."
"Yeah? You want to talk about it?"
"Mhmm."
"Now or later?"
"Now."
"Okay. Tell me what happened."
"It was the same as last time. The aliens come through the portal from space. Some are already on the ground and some are flying in the sky."
"What next?"
"A big one came through the portal."
"A big one. How big?"
"Huge, as tall as a building."
"What did it do?"
"It came flying down towards me and before I could do anything it opened its mouth and went to eat me. And then I woke up."
"How do you feel now?"
"A little better. Thank you for listening, everyone." A chorus of your welcomes came from the other three in the room, and an idea pops into my head.
"You know you now have three superheroes to look after you." I feel everyone turn their heads to look at me.
"I do?" Nathaniel's voice sounds excited as well as hopeful.
"Oh yeah. Three awesome superheroes."
"Who are they?"
"Well Tommy, Billy and Wanda."
"They are superheroes."
"They can be in your dreams if you make them so." I look around to see everyone's eyes on me waiting for me to continue. "So firstly you have Speed also known as Tommy Maximoff. He is a superhero so fast that he can take down a whole group of people in seconds. He once disarmed a group of soldiers before they could even blink. Then there is Wiccan also known as Billy Maximoff. He has some cool powers of energy manipulation amongst other things that make him a very powerful young man. He once stopped a trail of bullets from harming his family with a wave of his hand. And finally there is the all powerful Scarlet Witch also known as Wanda Maximoff. Wanda is the most powerful witch to ever live, it's written in writing about how she comes across her powers and isn't born with them that makes her just as unpredictable as it does powerful. But she tries to use her power for good and she once defeated a witch who wanted to take her powers and family away. And now you are her friend, so she will protect you at all costs."
"Wow! That is so freaking cool!! I have a team of superheroes to protect me from. The stupid aliens!" He hugs Billy more then wiggles out of his grip before clambering over my torso accidentally digging his knee into my kidney as he scrambles onto Tommy and Wanda giving them a big squeeze. "You guys are sooooo cool."
"Yeah?" Wanda asks as Nathaniel gets excited about my story.
"Yes and you guys are going to protect me from the big bad aliens!" Wanda brings her free arm to wrap around Nathaniel pulling him down into her so she can give him a big squeeze.
"I love you guys so much!" Nathaniel's voice is muffled against Wanda's body but we all hear it and we all smile at the words when he says them.
"We love you too buddy."
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HI!! i’m the anon who went to the saudi trip yesterday and boy do i have an update
okay so, when we went to the cultural center, it was GORGEOUS i wish i could put some pics (you can search saudia ithra) but it was HUUGEEE and the building was stunning
first they took us to the library area. FOUR FLOORS FILLED WITH BOOKS I WAS SO EXCITEDDDDDD I found some books i’ve been wanting to read so bad but it’s borrow only </3
then when the other bus of students came, the tour started and this woman explained to us about the impact islam had on some of the art pieces and its significance in the first gallery.
then she took us to another gallery which shows old artifact and calligraphy, even some pieces dating back to 1200 years ago WHICH IS CRAZYYYY. i saw old fighting armor and swords which was so fucking awesome?? like WOAH?? there were also some gorgeous paintings which showed how calligraphers often worked closely with painters, illuminators and gilders to create pages of great beauty from illuminated frontispieces for manuscripts of the Holy Qur'an and i was basically in awe the entire time.
we saw some crazy huge completely handmade carpentry and ceramic which was stunning. the mechanics of it (from what i understood) was that it was build to bring cool air in and keep it there back in the day. they showed us spanish pottery, also so beautiful that i fear my storage is gonna explode from HOW many pictures i took 🧍♀️
after that, they took us to the energy/science exhibit and the science nerd in me was jumping up and down but unfortunately they were rushing because we had to go and eat BUT it was so much fun there were tiny games where you could play and see how extracting oil works, how anticline and fault traps work for oil and how certain rocks are formed. i wwiiiisshh we continued since there also was a knowledge tower which i was interested in going.
after eating, they took us to this walk open area with restaurants and cafes to chill a little before we had to go. and as we were JUST about to leave, someone fainted and from there it went downhill because someone had a panic attack about it and it was crazy but thank god they’re okay. but when we were in the bus, a girl who was with the one who fainted told us that she had heart and stomach problems but didn’t take her medication soon and only took it after she drank coffee on an empty stomach and apparently her antibiotics were super strong and you had to eat first which is why she passed out and wasn’t able to move for a bit. god bless her soul i’m so glad she’s okay but girl 🧍♀️ and apparently it wasn’t the first time she’s done this especially since she knows how bad it can get? 😭
but she’s good now, i’m beyond happy about that and we reached back home at 9:30 pm when we were supposed to go back home at 5:30 pm 🧍♀️ over all it was reallllly fun despite the little turn of events.
okay WOW this is super long, i am soooo sorry about that 😭 you don’t have to respond to it <3
EKKK THANK YOU FOR GETTING BACK TO ME NONNY!
aww i wish i could see your pictures :( i guess anon doesn't allow you guys to upload pictures which is unfortunate, but i look it up and it looks incredible oh my god! and seeing a library like that must've been one of kind (a shame you couldn't take any of the books you found home 😞)
the art and history section ahhhh! i love art history that it's so cool that you learned all of that and was able to experience it all in person, definitely a little jelly haha. the armor and swords!!!! i love seeing that stuff so much, i could stare at it for forever just picking out the interstate details they'd put into those kind of thinks back then, and how they actually used to fight wearing it! 1200 years ago is insaneeeee, even now i'm still wrapping my head around humans being around for that long and all the advances that were made back then! i'd be in awe too if i wear you girl (and the photo storage i get that too, so many thing to capture but so little room on my phone)
fellow science nerd ahhh, so sad you guys didn't get to spend longer in the exhibit :(
oh my god i'm sorry to hear that about the girl :( glad she's okay though! and hopefully things like that don't happen to her too often, she's gotta be looking out for her health!
ahhh i'm so happy you had fun nonny! it definitely sounded like an eventful trip (minus the accidents towards the end) :b
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I don't think I've ever posted a survey here and this one has very basic questions I've answered a trillion times on livejournal.
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What's your name?
Ashley
For how long you have this account?
I've had THIS account since december 2015 because I deleted the previous one when someone posted something so goddamn gross I just got rid of tumblr entirely. I think my first one was in 2009.
Favourite food?
probably any form of fried potatoes
Favourite drink?
Coffee, sparkling waters. < yeah definitely. coffee is the standby, hills bros classic cappuccino sometimes. really miss target's pear hibiscus sparkling water they discontinued.
Do you have any siblings?
brother, sister, stepbrother, stepsister
Do you have pets?
I have a siamese cat named bobby
How old are you?
35 for another month
How many languages do you know?
I studied spanish for two years on duolingo then they fucked up the website and I couldn't figure out busuu. in middle school I tried to learn russian but jesus christ that language is way harder than english.
What's your all time favourite movie/tv show?
the simpsons. in more recent years I spend much more time watching kath & kim on repeat.
What are you enjoying to do in your free time?
fucking around on the computer basically. cleaning.
Are you an introvert or an extrovert?
introverted
Your favourite music genres?
electro-pop lollll. you get old and just mellow out.
Your dream place to visit?
fort wayne indiana
Something you wish you were better at?
staying focused and on task
How long do you take to respond to texts?
I rarely get a text that needs a response. if I see it I just answer right then.
Do you have any tattoos? If not, would like to?
no and no. I could never settle on a permanent design and frankly I have a weird skin condition. it would look like a fuzzy tv screen in five days.
What's your sexuality?
none go away
Do you like reading? If yes what's your favourite book?
I hate reading. I really just started doing it again about ten years ago to have something to do on break at work since talking to people makes me sick. reading just turned into like, a part-time job for me trying to beat last year's record and get through these goddamn Want To Read lists. and nothing I read is ever worth the time you put into it. I'm tired of it man! fuck books! we're going back to garfield comics!
Have you ever been in love?
no
What's your relationship status?
single
Have you ever been heartbroken?
yes
Best memory you could think of?
idk going to cedar point probably
Worst memory you can think of?
well tragedies of course
Do you have any fears?
oh thousands. I'm very scared of like society collapsing. when there's a wreck on the interstate and you see traffic stopped for miles oh god my bone marrow does something primal.
Are you a morning or a night person?
I don't feel at my best any particular time. my last few jobs have needed me to wake up way before dawn so that's just what I do now and I never really enjoyed staying up super late when I was younger because there's nothing to do at all. may as well just be awake during daylight hours.
How many pictures you have on your phone?
a hundred at most, I try to dump them off in a pc folder every month or when I have to scroll too far to find something
Who was your favourite childhood crush?
oh uh? they were all horrible experiences and if adults behaved that way we'd probably have free forced mental healthcare we couldn't decline. WOW that was awful.
Are you a romantic?
no.
What’s your dream date?
listen I just wanna pine for people, I wouldn't have the first fucking clue what to do once I had them. I'd be like "uhhhhhhhhh do you wanna drive 28 miles away to the good meijer that actually has stuff I want?"
What are your hobbies?
I have a couple forums bookmarked where I help people find books they're trying to remember. I like to keep informed on new/seasonal fast food and junk food. crossword puzzles. uhhhh. this.
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hand symbol anon here! (this one /762916971097489408/hello-sorry-if-this-sounds-weird-but-is-there-a)
i really wouldn't worry about cultural appropriation in this case, since her religion itself is already a mix of a lot of different traditions (which is why i thought there might be some overlap), including new age stuff. it's also not exactly identical, her tattoo is just the hands part, and they're thicker and fully parallel (if i'm being honest your design is way prettier lol)
if you're interested in the specifics, we're from brazil and she's a spiritist, which (at least how she practices it, there's variations) is mostly a combination of catholicism, spiritualism, and some afro-brazilian religions (that were already mixed with catholicism to begin with. there's a lot of syncretism involved). it sounds a bit weird, i guess, but it's huge here. the hands tattoo specifically was because she became a 'passista' this year, which are people who supposedly can transfer good energy from themselves into other people through their hands - kind of an energy healing, but it's not really healing so much as a pick-me-up. i don't think it's an official symbol or anything, which is why i was so surprised to come across something similar on your post.
anyway, sorry for the inconvenience 😅 it was just one of those things where you see something for the first time and then see it again very soon after and go 'oh wow has this been here the whole time??'
That's super intersting, thank you for following up. I'm not super familiar, but I am aware of Brazilian spiritism. I think it's related to similar movements which started up in Europe around the same time, although they never became quite so deeply established. I can see where the hand motif would come in, and like I said, my design wasn't particularly creative so it's no surprise that other folks have come up with similar things. Glad to know I didn't accidentally rip off a really specific religious symbol.
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Hello ! I have no particular demand, I juste wanted to take some time to thank you for your very clear and intersting explanations and analysis of D/s relations in drama (and real life). ^^'
(that's VERY specific, isn't it ? ^^)
I've been watching Japanese dramas for over 15 years and I really often failed to understand some storylines (which can also be caused by the subtitles quality, even if those have slowly improved over the past few years). This lack of understanding was part of why I enjoyed watching those dramas : it was specifically because it made no sense to me, that it was refreshing and relaxing.
Nevertheless, regarding the new drama "my personal weatherman", I was appalled and shocked by the dynamic and even more shocked that most of the comments I read online were like "oooow they're so cuuuuuute"... I did not thing they were cute in the slightest. I found this drama abusive and violent and full of "red flags". However, contrary to my habit, I tried to find an explanation. I must have been missing something if this drama was sooo popular and apparently nobody was seing abuse and violence in it. This should worth an investigation !
And after browsing through the internet I found your blog and wow, I went from being very uneasy with this show to really liking it. And I discovered the BDSM world and the different relational dynamics and found it really interesting and refreshing. Therefore, thank you for taking the time to write thoses blog posts and to make it comprehensible for people from a very different universe. ^^
(I also read other more "Japanese culturally oriented" explanations of said drama, about "amae" for example, however, those completed well your BDSM analysis of it)
The world is a great place, I love how so many different persons with so many different ways of living can totally peacefully cohabit. As you often say in your posts, it's mostly about communication. :)
I wish you a great day.
Bisou !
Hey Bisou!!!
Thank you so much! I'm glad they helped you to enjoy the show! That right there makes it worth writing these.
The D/s dynamic can seem like one thing. I've had more than one acquaintance look sideways at my husband and I, but this is how we like our relationship. Rest assured, while it looks violent or intense, that's how we like it and makes us happy.
Thank you 💜💜💜
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20 questions for fic writers
taking from @fivedayslater who tagged anyone for this, i'll also pass around to 'anyone who wants to answer these questions is effectively tagged' but also @lostlegendaerie, @sharpenote specifically.....
1. How many works do you have on AO3?
36! not too shabby considering i'm not super consistent about writing.
2. What's your total AO3 word count?
257,465! wow. jeez.
3. What fandoms do you write for?
Currently One Piece, historically Voltron.
4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?
predictably: this is almost entirely Keith/Lance.
Stormchasing: Keith/Lance handcuffed together fic i tried to pace like an actual episode! posting early in the fandom’s lifecycle gave it staying power, lol.
The Hustle: Keith/Lance espionage/heist-ish fic i cowrote with a friend. Really fun premise, and it was fun to co-write something!
Good Grief: Keith/Lance 5+1. i don’t remember anything about this.
Tallies: Keith/Lance 5+1. look… i wrote a lot of these.
Interstate 80: It’s not Klance! Jean/Marco, roadtrip modern day AU. i wrote this as a teenager, and i do not think this holds up whatsoever, but i made a lot of close friends through this fic and i'm fond of it solely due to that, haha.
5. Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?
i try! i have like, a half-life where if a fic is more than a year old i probably won’t respond because i’ve probably forgotten anything interesting to say.
6. What's the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?
Haha i wrote a hunger games AU for Attack on Titan? i don’t know what possessed me to take Jean Kirstein out of one horribly depressing canon and into another horribly depressing canon.
Outside of that, i tend to stick to relatively happy or neutral endings. Most recently, Time Turned Fragile probably has the angstiest ending but i’d classify it as bittersweet really, even though Sanji like. dies? look. don’t worry about it
7. What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?
Uhhh??? this is harder to answer … Inaba’s Self-Appointed Cat Adoption Agency is a fic that is probably the fluffiest thing i’ve ever written and as such has the most feel-good fluffy ending as a result.
8. Do you get hate on fics?
not really! i’ve gotten a-bit-too-bold concrit in bookmark notes, but i wouldn’t really consider that hate.
9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind?
Nah lol. (gestures to weaknesses answer) it is not my forte, and i’m not super interested.
10. Do you write crossovers? What's the craziest one you've written?
not typically! I did write Turnabout Heart, which is a brief Persona 5 / Ace Attorney crossover, because I thought Sae being friends with Mia would be neat.
11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?
ah, i found someone reposting my fic to wattpad once (username still attached). i just gently told them it was in bad form lol, it was wattpad in 2017 or so so I’m sure it was just some kid haha. they apologized and deleted it and their other stolen stuff so it’s all good.
12. Have you ever had a fic translated?
Nope! Someone offered once, but never got back around to me.
13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?
Yes! The Hustle from above, and for better or for worst which was a fun last hurrah for Keith/Lance.
14. What's your all-time favourite ship?
It’s really funny because i’ve never written for any of my all time ships lol. Ike/Soren is maybe my ship of all time. Keith/Lance i’m still stupidly fond of despite myself. i never even finished Voltron.
15. What's a WIP you want to finish, but doubt you ever will?
this has historically been time loop fics, but I wrote two this year!!!!! Congrats to me!!
Currently i’ve been working on a Robin-centric Robin and Sanji roleswap fic, and while i have a good grasp on the emotional/plot arcs involved it is not easy to write Robin POV lol. i can only write characters who are more emotionally stupid than me. i keep chugging away at it though.
for one I know I'll never finish: I have a brief outline/scenes written for a Professor Sada/Robot Professor Sada (haha. lol. sorry.) fic that would be titled Stochastic Parent as a play on the machine learning term 'stochastic parrot', i.e. the principle that AI does not truly understand language, merely parrots it back to the user. i could not figure out how to write this without being on the nose.
16. What are your writing strengths?
Bizarrely i really like writing action scenes hahahaahaha. It’s one of the few scenes in fic i really fully visualize, so translating that is fun. emotions in a fight are fun too, i like writing fear.
17. What are your writing weaknesses?
The main one: romance! More specifically though, physical intimacy. hilarious to write mostly romance fic and be bad at it. i’ve been actively avoiding writing kissing scenes for the last 10 fic or so. at this point i’m trying to see how long i can go without one.
18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language for a fic?
Think it’s incredibly neat to see but i don't think i'll ever do it. i feel like i need to return my linguist card for this answer....
19. First fandom you wrote for?
some different answers here: Fire Emblem (never finished or posted online), Harvest Moon (posted on deviantArt and deleted when i scorched my warrior cats username from the face of the earth), and Attack on Titan (first fic on ao3)
20. Favourite fic you've ever written?
All time it’s Dead Horizon. i got to write a lot of fun environmental storytelling and horror in that one, and I liked the emotional arc overall. i really like environments/settings in terms of storytelling, and i don’t get the chance to write much of that since i stick with shorter one shots typically. Still very, very fond of it.
Recent stuff it’s Same As It Ever Was. i’ve wanted to do a Once in a Lifetime themed timeloop for ages but I kept dropping the concept, until now! Finally I wrote a scene based off the ‘not my beautiful house, not my beautiful wife’ lyric! dream come true.
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♫ My butterfly stomach
Ft. Shota, Katsuki, Hitoshi, Izuku, Shoto, Eri & gn! reader
Synopsis: Born by dysfunctional parents, Shota Aizawa takes it upon himself to adopt a litter of kids to give them the best chance life could offer them. Or... [A family with different parents try to beat any obstacle that come their way, though they couldn't have done this without the help of their adopted father; Shota.] Cw: language, drinking, smoking, substance abuse, death mention, a bit of angst, quirkless! au, humor, slight sexual themes nothing to graphic, gender neutral reader!, updates once a month or so Honorable Supporting Cast: Denki Kaminari [The best friend], Kyoka Jiro [The friend], Eijiro Kirishima [The love interest], Ochaco Uraraka [The friend], Tenya Iida [The love interest/Ex], Mina Ashido [The friend/Ex], Momo Yaoyorozu [The love Interest], Hanta Sero [The love interst] & other extras that aren't important Music of the chapter: Totally Wired — The fall
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"Oh, fuck me, we got cooking!" F/n grunted as they stepped inside the classroom. After parting ways with Hitoshi, the rest had entered the classroom together as they had the same teacher; Hizashi. Luckily for F/n, Denki, and Hanta, Hizashi was a laid back teacher and mostly used up the entire class time in just letting everyone hangout, not to mention the blonde was a family friend to the Aizawa's. Entering the classroom, almost everyone was there.
From behind, Katsuki entered and stood by F/n as he had just escaped a horde of fangirls circling Shoto, leaving him behind to deal with the mess, "Your psychotic boyfriend said to answer his texts or he's going to slash dads tires, again."
"Seriously?" Annoyingly, F/n reached into their pockets to retrieve their phone and lo and behold, a hundreds texts from Neito were popping up as every second passed, "Jeez, talk about being famous."
Next to them, Kyoka joined, removing her scarf, "Totally forgot you were dating that guy. How long has it been?"
"Way to fucking long." F/n drew out, swiping the notifications away with a bored look, but also joining in was Eijiro who gave F/n a dead look. "It's been two weeks. Two weeks since he's slashed Mr. Aizawa's tires three times and not only that, but sending me death threats. What kind of guys do you date, F/n!? That's the fourth one!"
"Wait, I thought you said someone else sent you death threats?" Hanta asked, as he recalled the day the red-head had jumped into his yard in the middle of night screaming about someone chasing him.
Denki laughed as he also remembered that day after staying at his home when his parents took off, "Was it the one that tried doing the spell on you?"
"Spell?" Katsuki looked at his best friend, "Didn't you say someone chased you down the whole way home?"
Kyoka gave a look at F/n, "Seriously, F/n?"
Sputtering, they placed their phone away, forgetting to text back Neito, "I thought he said it was someone else."
"Does that matter?" The red-head huffed, "That brings me back to my point. What kind of people do you date?"
"They're not all bad." F/n said, though not even they believed it.
"The only one who wasn't bad was Four eye." Katsuki scoffed, "And you fucked that up."
Sighing, Kyoka glanced at the door as more people flowed in, "You just got a knack on dating people with issues who believes that you'll be the one to change them. Then when they fall in love with you and basically devote their life to you, you dump them or ignore them."
"...Wow." Hanta eyed F/n, "I'm pretty sure that's some kind of...fetish."
"It is." Katsuki rolled his eyes, "And it's fucking weird. Then you act like you have no idea what you did when they start pulling shit like slashing tires and sending death threats."
"I'm not into that, okay?" F/n rolled their eyes, crossing her arms when she saw Shoto, Izuku, and Ochaco. Just behind them, F/n could see Hizashi, a few other students that were transferring out of 2-B and lastly, Tenya who let their eyes stare on him, waiting for him to notice, "It's not my fault some people are crazy and decide to come to me."
Eijiro shook his head, "I'll be sending my condolences to the next person you date."
"Imagine it's you." Denki joked, laughing with Kyoka as Hizashi stood in the front of the class and clapped his hands, gathering everyone's attention as the final bell rang. "Alright class, settle down and form a line. We got a couple students from Class 2-B, so lets try to keep things low-key."
"I know he did not just say that." Kyoka mumbled while Denki tried to contain his laugh as Yamada continued his speech. Having everyone introduce themself, Denki's snickers halted as his eyes widened at the sight of a student. He elbowed F/n who also had the same expression as they both whispered, "Isn't that the chick you dated? Mina, right?"
"Ohmyfuckinggod." A big breath was inhaled as F/n tried hard not to make eye contact, but unfortunately, Mina noticed and waved her fingers. The action caught the attention of F/n's brothers as well as her friends and Tenya, "Shegoingtokillme."
"How bad was the breakup?" Denki murmured as he eyed F/n state. He didn't recall it being terrible. In fact, he remembered F/n saying Mina was the best he's ever had—though he was sure F/n was referencing something else.
"Well, it wasn't bad." F/n said, Yamada's voice going on in the background, "She was just crazy, like crazier than me."
Katsuki let out a soft scoff next to them, "Yeah, right. I'll believe that when I see it."
"I'm being legit." F/n said.
Clapping his hands, Yamada let out a brig grin, "Alright! Now that we got that out of the way, let's start the first day of school fresh and begin with baking a cake!"
Everyone in class groaned which made Hizashi whine, "Aw! C'mon guys, be excited! We get to bake cake! Think of this as a way to get along with your new classmates—I'm looking at you Katsuki."
After partnering up with people, F/n was left without a partner which was a bother. The last thing F/n wanted to do was do all the work so groaning, they took their problems to Hizashi, "Why do I get to be by myself!? Everyone else gets to be partnered up and have fun, but you're telling me I have to work by myself!? I mean look at Denki and Shoto! They get to have fun and, oh, let's not forget the last time when Denki almost burned the entire school! And we got a set of most likely crazy fucking classmates! Why do you always have to single me out!?"
A breath was then released from them as F/n patted Hizashi's shoulder, "Excuse my language, Uncle."
Staring at F/n, he sighed and pointed to the back table, "Fine, go partner up with Tenya."
"Err..." F/n let out, eyes flickering towards his station, "...Perhaps there might be someone else?"
His only answer was walking away, leaving F/n to fight her thoughts as they slowly walked to Tenya's table, thankful in him noticing. However, when F/n arrived, his eyes moved to her and unconsciously a smile was placed on their lips, "Yo..."
His eyes stayed on her for a brief moment and all those feeling came crashing down on them both, but they both masked it. His way was letting out a quiet sigh and handing an apron to F/n, "Don't think I won't make you work. Put this on and read me the steps."
Thankfully, this was going smoothly, "Alright, so...the first step is..."
After a while of watching Tenya whisk the batter, F/n eyed the room where again they made eye contact with Mina, "I wonder why they even had students switch out."
"Personal issues." Tenya responded, eyeing their distracted form and unknowing of the look F/n was sharing with Mina, "I suppose it has to do with Minoru and a few girls. It's not safe and it was about time."
"Yeah, well, I'm going to miss our other classmates." F/n then mumbled, "Not that I even bothered to know them."
Subtly rolling his eyes, he nudged his head towards the back table, "Go ask Shoto or Denki for half a cup of flour."
When F/n stood up, Tenya gave them a stern look, "Half a cup."
"Jeez, acting like I can't listen." F/n mumbled, stalking off towards their brother's station. Arriving, a snicker left their lips, pointing at the cake, "Man, what the hell are you trying to do? Create a radioactive?"
"We're not done." Shoto gave them a brief glare, "And don't go acting like yours is any better when I know it looks exactly like ours."
"FYI, it is." They pointed to their table where Tenya cracked two eggs. A smirk had been plastered on their lips, "I got the best of the best."
"And how's that working out for you?" Shoto said, choosing to ignore that his friend had spoken of F/n. Surprisingly, there was still some feelings left in the way he spoke of them which was mostly out of concern. Concern of how F/n would do without Tenya keeping them from trouble.
"Eh." F/n shrugged, sitting on the stool.
"No fair." Denki whined, setting the flour down, "You got Stick-up-his-ass. Knowing him, he'll let you do nothing so they can pass."
F/n snickered as Shoto looked at them, "Did you need something? And it better not be here to mess with us. I'm trying to make dad proud."
"Psh." F/n waved at him, "Please, the only ones who need to make him proud are me and Katsuki. You're like an, ehh, on his list."
"Where do you land?" Denki asked, picking the shells of an egg that landed on the batter.
"Below Katsuki." They proudly admitted, however, hearing Tenya calling for them, F/n got back on task, "Anyways, I need a cup of sugar."
"You know, I was thinking of putting in strawberries. I saw that girl Mina still had some." Ochaco hummed, looking at everyone's cake before looking back at Izuku with a smile "Oh, did I tell you? Katsuki offered to tutor me, which I found weird, but then I realized he keeps looking at this girl that hangs out in the library for lunch. So, pretty soon he might have a girlfriend! And another member into this sad, depressing group."
"Kacchan?" Izuku looked at her, unbelieving that he'd go out of his way for a library girl, "Yeah, right. She's probably just a quick bang if he's willing to put in the effort. She'll just be another name on his list."
An expressionless look was on her face, "Why do guys do that? It's degrading."
"Not all do that..." He mumbled, looking at the cake, "I don't do that."
"That's because I'm the first you've ever been with." She returned to her cake, ignoring the look Izuku gave her, "Go grab the strawberries from Mina."
A quiet sigh left him as he grudgingly made his way to the pink-hair, passing Katsuki who shook his head at Eijiro. An ashamed look was on his face, eyes glaring between the red-head and the cake, "Look at this shit. How the fuck do you manage to screw a cake when the instructions are right in front of you. What are you—Icyhot and Sparky?!"
Eijiro nervously chuckled, the batter on the spatula dripped onto the floor, "Uh...you can't blame me when the font is small and there's no pictures—and to be fair, I did warn you. Why do you think my dad does the cooking?"
"The fuck does your dad have to do with this!?" The blonde exasperatedly looked at him.
"I don't know!" His voice quivered, "Man, I'm having a hard time and you're not making it any better!"
"Oh my fucking god."
When the timer on Hizashi's desk went off, the cakes in the oven were now ready to be decorated. The teacher passed by each station, giving occasional thumbs up at those that looked good, but when he got to Denki's and Shoto's, his face well, "Well, what's going on here?"
Denki frowned down at the monstrosity, "I don't know. We followed the instructions. It kind of looks...sad."
Hizashi hummed, crossing his left arm over his chest while the other arm was placed on his chin. He glanced at the book, deciding it was best to not mention they were following a completely different recipe, "It's a little more than sad, Denki."
"Wait, maybe we're just looking at it wrong." Shoto said. He and Denki then tilted their heads to get a better look, ignoring the face Hizashi gave them.
Finally, lunch arrived and with the hall crowded the group took their time in getting to the cafeteria. With the overworked workers, there would be plenty of food. With the breakup still in the air, the group was divided, though no one took it to heart. Going with Tenya went Shoto, Izuku and Ochaco. The rest stayed with F/n.
"Where's Katsuki?" F/n asked, looking at Kyoka.
She shrugged, looking at the Menu above them, "I saw him and Eijiro head off the other way. Something about looking at a book."
"Katsuki's showing him the girl he's trying to bang." Denki scratched his cheek, eyes on the menu, "You guys got money? My folks left nothing again."
"I got you." I love you, Kyoka. "We should tell that Mina girl to join us."
"Are you crazy?" F/n eyed her, "She's an ex. We don't hang out with any ex's."
"Tenya still hangs out with us." Kyoka said, grabbing money from her pockets, "So who care's if she's your ex-girlfriend. I talked with her and she's pretty funny."
Looking at their table they claimed in their first year, Denki grinned, "Well, who cares what you think, F/n. Hanta already beat you to it."
They looked back and once again F/n stared into the yellow eyes of the girl. "See? What did I say? She looks like she wants to kill me."
"You're overreacting." Kyoka rolled her eyes, picking her tray and letting Denki grab his before they made way to their table. Moving forward and grabbing their lunch, F/n was suddenly stopped and their heart almost leaped out of their chest when Neito jump scared them. They placed a hand on their chest, "You need to wear a fucking bell, dude. Could've gotten a heartache."
"I'm breaking up with you." He crossed his arms.
"W-What?" There were people around them, but neither of them cared, even when they shockingly looked their way. "Why?"
"Because you're an asshole." He looked up and down at them, "And that says something when it comes from me."
"Well, you can't call me an asshole when I didn't even do anything." F/n said, thinking back to when they behaved like one, "What did I do?"
"Exactly! What did you do?!" He threw his arms in the air before counting his fingers with a glare, "You don't answer my calls, you can't even both bother to text me and apparently you can't even hang out with me?! I'm you're fucking boyfriend, F/n! This whole time the relationship has been one-sided!"
"You only counted three..." F/n mumbled, though it went deaf to his ears.
"And don't even think I don't know how you look at Mei." He threateningly said, "You're a dog. Don't come back to me when no one else will love you."
Before F/n could utter a word, his glare was changed into a smile and he shoved past them, "Anyways, good luck in life you're going to need it."
Unsure of how to react, they continued to watch their now ex-boyfriend with an unreadable expression. They should have felt hurt by the insults, but to be fair, Neito was right. With the blonde leaving the cafeteria—and the hot ginger following behind—F/n returned to the group who had seen everything, "So...Neito broke up with me."
"Oh, shit." Mina, catching the eyes of others, said. Despite them used to dating, she never that bother her. It was in the past and they left on neutral terms. The only reason why she was eyeing F/n was so in hopes they can be friends as F/n was fun and though F/n was anything far from loyalty, they were still loyalty in a friendship. Whatever that meant, "Are you okay?"
F/n shrugged, sitting next to Hanta who masked their joy with a frown. "It was for the best, F/n. He was batshit crazy."
"Yeah–" Hitoshi swallowed his food, unbothered by the breakup as it wouldn't and would never be the first, "I'm surprised he even did it. You're both a match made in heaven and you both did everyone a favor in dating each other."
"Is that really what you say after a breakup?" Mina looked at him.
"Hitoshi speaks his mind." Kyoka informed her, "Don't take anything he says to heart."
"Ehh, you two will get back together." Denki chimed in, biting into his chicken as Kyoka kicked his shin.
After a while of staring off into space, trying to feel heartbroken, F/n gave up. A grin was placed on their lips, "Did you guys hear Mirio, from last year, is hosting a party this weekend?"
#katsuki bakugo x reader#izuku x reader#shoto x y/n#dadzawa#eri bnha#hanta x reader#sero x reader#mina x reader#tenya iida#tenya x reader#iida x reader#eijiro kirishima x reader#jiro x reader#hitoshi shinso x reader#shinso x reader#denki x reader#kaminari x reader#ochaco x reader#momo yaoyorozu x reader
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the way life is goes is INSANELY GOOD. like i will never shut up about how amazing u r and how u write 😐😐
like where was my warning for this I SWEAR twlg is a life commitment 🤞 ur in a never coming out coz it’s addictive
i literally went on a 10hr interstate road trip today and the ENTIRE TIME i was reading it … and all the behind the writing stuff … it’s crazy.
ur so so sexy for finishing it and i’m so proud of u !!!
ngl...... seeing people still praise twlg after everything is so. touching. truly. every time someone talks abt it to me i'm just like bawling my eyeballs out with a goofy grin. like it's so insane and i genuinely can't thank anyone enough for the support and the love its getting.... wow. i just started my period dude i will fucking crying rn just thinking abt it.
10hr roadtrip.... dude. first off, that's insane. i could never. i bet it was fun tho :,) but the fact that you were reading it??? and the behind the writings???? think i'm in love :/
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"summer after senior year" by Sarah Kang ft. Michael Carreon
DV:
As half of a web site that has a complicated relationship with nostalgia, and also as someone fully into middle age at this point, I'm fascinated by how my relationship to the idea of freedom has changed as I've gotten older. Was there a time in my life when the summer after senior year of high school felt like the most free I'd ever been? I don't actually think so - but there was a time when I thought that about having been in college itself, and then a time when I felt it about the year I was waiting tables and cooking and getting high, and then a time when I felt it about having lived around the corner from a music venue and spending nights filling garbage bags with four loko cans, and then and then. Maybe someday that wheel will stop turning! But I listen to Sarah Kang sing, "But we'll never be as free/ As the summer after senior year" and this feels like a particularly aged reaction but I want to say, "Just give it a couple years." You were always freer than you thought, and freedom works on a sliding scale, and maybe it's better to not romanticize a time when you didn't have money or needed to get your kicks by driving a little too fast. There are better things, freer things, just around the corner. It does sound catchy as hell though, which is a credit to Kang. For a moment there I was back listening to Radiohead on a cassette tape adapter plugged into a walkman, driving around the south side of Chicago trying to find something to do, and then I remembered that unloading trucks at a toy store for minimum wage really fucking sucked.
MG:
Wow, this song is awful! Setting aside any memories I might share as a counterpoint to "Summer After Senior Year" what, I ask you Sarah Kang and Michael Carreon, what the fuck is up with all the references to money and banking? This song opens with the line "never thought about taxes" and also works in $5, 401ks, and the, I believe false, admission that the writer "never stepped foot inside of a bank." This song is as much about these ideas as it is about how free it is to drive down the interstate with the wind in your hair and the radio turned up loud. And I find that on the bad side of weird, way too weird to be catchy. Anyway, I turned 25 in 2010, so I am almost a decade older than the song's narrator, but we're both in our 30s at this point. I had, in fact, set foot in a bank before graduating high school! I got my first job in the summer between my junior and senior year and, you won't believe this, I needed a bank account to cash my paychecks (if I didn't want to pay a vig to the payday loan store, but you better believe there were weeks where I did that, too!) I thought about taxes a lot because if I had precisely $10.21 and a tube of lipstick cost $8.49, would I have enough to pay the tax on that tube of lipstick (or would I steal it?) I agree that $5 was about the cost of a school lunch, but my parents paid for that and when they didn't, the school district gave me a peanut butter sandwich for free. I will concede that I did not know anything about a 401k -- embarrassingly, but honestly, I still don't know anything about a 401k.
I think these song lyrics were AI generated. They are almost like real song lyrics, almost.
#sarah kang#summer after senior year#michael carreon#music#nostalgia#yeah that's right we're gonna have a nostalgia tag now
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Nemo to the cop by the window: I can drive sir.
Cop: that's not the point son.
Luke the third: this was a bad idea.
Cop: alright get out of the car, I'm taking you in, and than calling your parents.
Luke the third and Nemo look at each other. And than nod at the same time.
Luke the third: Remember forward not reverse.
Meanwhile:
Dean: SAMNY
Sam: What?
Dean: Those brats are in a high speed chase with baby!
Sam: I think we got bigger problems
The bunker shaking as if an earthquake. Coming out of a poral is Percy and Luke. Look looking calm. While Percy is angry and holding a trident.
Dean: "Who the fuck are you?!"
Percy: "My name is Percy Jackson. You have my kids. Give them back or prepare to die 😠."
Sam: "A... Adam? 😧"
Luke: "Uncle Sam, Uncle Dean, nice to see you 😁We would love to stay for a chat, but we must recover our boys first. You haven’t seen them, have you?"
Sam: "Your... sons?"
Luke: "Yep! Luke’s about this tall, dark-haired and looks quite a lot like my Perce here. He is a darling 😁. So sweet and polite! Our Nemo is my spitting image, instead. So have you seen them?"
Sam: "You have named your son after yourself 🤨?"
Dean: "Those two brats have stolen Baby!!!"
Percy: "Don't call my kids brats, you douche! WHERE ARE THEY?!"
Sam: "Chased by the Police on Interstate 17."
Luke: "Wow 🥹 So young and already on the run by the Police. I'm so proud!"
Percy: "Now it's not the time, Luke!"
Suddenly the whole bunker is shaken by another earthquake. A sharp whistle makes the two Winchesters bend in pain, while Luke shields Percy with his wings. A blinding light takes over the room.
Luke: "Uh ho."
Michael: "What did you do?"
Luke: "Father, daddy, I'm so happy to see you! 😁"
#luke milligan#adam milligan#midam#spn au#dean winchester#sam winchester#archangel michael#spnwhatif#percy jackson#percy jackon and the olympians#lukercy#perluke
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