#like woohoo good for you you’re ’trolling someone’ on the internet

[official-lucifers-child]

my father is less mature than i am and i’m sooo close to losing it

[genesishatharrived]

Dealing with a troll

Alright, so here I was, minding my own business on YouTube. When I see Casey Neistat’s new video “Do What You Can’t” (You can watch it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jG7dSXcfVqE ) And I’m like “Dang this is cool, I think I’ll share it on DeviantArt so my friends on there can see. So I share it and basically say “Hey this is a cool video, check it out.” And that’s where it begins. Some internet troll comments on it and says, and i quote: 

“You’re a cancerous leper” And that starts a whole string of comments i think is gold so just enjoy the ride.

Me: “ Well i rather be that than a hateful person sending uncalled for comments. I’m terribly sorry this is the only way you choose to spend your life. But it’s your life and who am i to judge? Regardless, “cancerous leper” has a nice ring to it. Very original, i applaud your effort. I’m going to call you “Rude Turnip” i think. Yes, that seems to fit. I’d have said “Rude Potato” but there’s already a ton of them out there, or maybe “Rude Cheeto” but we got one of them too. Anyway, I do hope you have a good day, and find a better pastime, Rude Turnip. I for one, am having a splendid one. And will do so tomorrow as well! Fare well!”

Them: “Cool story bro”

Me: “I know. I make up quite a few of them. I daresay I”m good at jokes too, but clearly your mother is better at making them.”

Them: “I quite like the rude turnip bit. That’s like me calling you an aids carrot. So I’ll be rude turnip and you’re aids carrot.”

Me: “Looks like you have aids too, because you’ve gone and gotten me all up your ass while getting your panties in a bunch while i was at it… I’m terribly sorry. Now the question is, why’d you let an aids carrot get up your ass? That’s a stupid idea in my opinion. But hey, we’ve all got our kinks.”

Them: “Hey, aids carrot.”

Me: “Hey, mentally challenged Rude Turnip with a dash of aids and really shitty insults. Where do you get them? China? Or do people from Yemen (Which is where their profile said they were from) have shitty insults altogether? Though i doubt that’s where you’re actually from. I hope that you can do better than you have been with the attempted insults, because they’ve been about as effective as trying to beat someone to death with a leaf.”

Them: “Tldr. Ur gay.”

Me: “Woohoo!”

And that’s the last I’ve ever heard of them. I daresay I won that round.