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katrasining · 6 months ago
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HE IS A 30 YEAR OLD MAN-
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kpopfic-recs · 5 years ago
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Key: Fluff (❀) Angst (☆) Smut (☾) Completed Series (✓) Incomplete Series (✗)
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Jikook
↳ One Shots
And Back Again by novilunar II ☆ ☾
Summary: Jimin wishes he could stay away from Jungkook. (FWB!AU)
Length of story: 3.1k words
Warnings: None
The Good Doctor by snarcsics II ☾
Summary: Jungkook’s your basic sex addict. Troubled, distant, angry, and somewhat cocky, however Jimin suspects that was there long before Jungkook became an addict.
Length of story: 11.4k words
Warnings: Sex addiction
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Taekook
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cause when you look like that, never ever wanted to be so bad by centurystorm II ☾ ✓
Summary: The TA for Jungkook’s chemistry class is fine as hell but no way is that why he enjoys chem class. (Lies, all lies). AKA the “oh no you spilled a chemical and now you have to use the emergency lab shower” AU. (College!AU)
Length of story: 2 parts/11.4k words
Warnings: Top!Jungkook, bottom!Taehyung, oral sex, blowjobs, semi public sex, spanking, dirty talk, anal sex, anal fingering, come eating
flowers love the sun by bootaeful II ❀ ☆ ☾ ✓
Summary: Taehyung, a beautiful mortal, had caught the eye of Jungkook, a god. Based on the Greek myth of Apollo and his mortal lover Hyacinthus.
Length of story: 2 parts/12.2k words
Warnings: Blood, death
Preach by bruhnam299 II ☆ ☾ ✓
Summary: It had been of their kingdom’s tradition to have a young lad or lass selected for the princes of the kingdom, for purposes justifiable by the princes themselves. They say that upon selection, you live a life of royalty just as the kings and queens do. Taehyung does not believe this; he knows that his life will be one of a sex slave if he were ever to be selected.
Length of story: 3 parts/12.9k words
Warnings: Top!Jungkook, bottom!Taehyung, dom/sub, anal sex, oral sex
Not My Delivery by winter_taebum II ❀ ☾ ✓
Summary: In which Jungkook believed that the person ringing his doorbell was his best friend Jimin along with the pet cat that he was 'supposed' to adopt. Jungkook was never really a 'cat' kind of person but he was willing to have a go at looking after a new furry playmate. Besides, whether it be cats or dogs, he was an animal lover in general. That being said, what shows up in front of his front door instead was neither of that but a beautiful man with breathtakingly sharp feline features and glowing skin instead..Jungkook stares blankly at the stranger in front of his door and what came next was jaw dropping. "Are you my master?" The beautiful male purrs.
Length of story: 3 parts/19.3k words
Warnings: Top!Jungkook, bottom!Taehyung, praise kink, barebacking, master/pet, anal sex, anal fingering, dry orgasm, orgasm delay/denial 
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You Make Me Ssstutter by hauntedaffair II ❀
Summary: “For here or to go?” Taehyung asked sweetly. “Yes.” Jeongguk blurted.…Fuck my life. Jeongguk could almost cry. Burn me in hellfire right now. Taehyung is a cute barista and Jeongguk experiences multiple mental breakdowns. (Coffee Shop!AU)
Length of story: 1.6k words
Warnings: None
Hate Me, Love Me (Everybody Wants to Kiss Me) by parmajeon II ☾
Summary: Jeon Jeongguk never wanted to kiss someone while knocking the living daylights out of them so badly before. (Or: jeongguk is stuck between saying 'fuck you' and 'fight me' and ends up saying 'fuck me' to taehyung in the middle of a fight). (High School!AU, Enemies to Lovers!AU)
Length of story: 2.7k words
Warnings: Slight smut
Love Is Easy by xsmallathenabug II ❀
Summary: Taehyung accidentally says “I love you” to the guy on the other line while ordering a pizza and gets a “Love you too” followed by a "I hope you’re not expecting a discount on the pizza just cause we confessed our undying love for each other.”
Length of story: 2.9k words
Warnings: None
Badabing-Badaboom (We Should Fall in Love Baby) by bruhnam299 II ❀
Summary: Taehyung is so utterly confused. Jimin is a gym enthusiast (who drags Taehyung to his doom). And Jungkook isn't following up on the latest dating etiquette on how to do feelings (or ask someone out). Like. At all. Yugyeom gets pulled into all of this shit (and remains disloyal 'till the end).
Length of story: 3.1k words
Warnings: Scent kink
Let Me Lie Tangent to Your Curves by parmajeon II ❀
Summary: Taehyung didn't think grocery shopping would be that eventful until he almost gets arrested and finds himself face-to-face with an angel. (Aka the au where Taehyung gets his hand stuck in a car window after trying to carry out a heist and its midnight and hes alone in the parking lot and shit shit shit the owner is approaching and he's super hot??)
Length of story: 3.1k words
Warnings: None
Hit Me Like a Tidal Wave by parmajeon II ❀
Summary: Taehyung is a lifeguard at a beach and Jeongguk is an innocent beach-goer. Cue Jeonguk almost drowning, Taehyung actually drowning, and what should have been mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.
Length of story: 3.4k words
Warnings: None
Take Me Home by puddlesofme II ❀ ☆
Summary: “It’s the middle of the night and i’m walking home alone in the dark and there’s this guy following me and he’s starting to gain on me and i found this phone booth with a lock on the door and I tried to call my best friend but my hands were shaking so badly I accidentally dialed the wrong number and i don’t even know you but help me” au
Length of story: 4k words
Warnings: None
Until the End of the World by parmajeon II ☆
Summary: Taehyung and Jeongguk are best friends, and that's all they'll ever be. (College!AU)
Length of story: 4.3k words
Warnings: Mentions of sex
Time’s Ticking by parmajeon II ❀ ☾
Summary: Jeongguk might have magic older than time itself, but Taehyung’s tongue works its own kind of magic. (or: the au where jeongguk is literally the fountain of youth and explorer Tae decides he's gotta suck his dick to reap the benefits). (College!AU)
Length of story: 5.2k words
Warnings: None
Date Me by flywithtaetae II ❀ ♡
Summary: Taehyung flirts with the cute high school boy and relishes in the flustered reaction he gets for almost an entire year. But when the following year comes along, he finds himself choking on his own words. (Coffee Shop!AU)
Length of story: 5.4k words 
Warnings: None
Snow by gukvee,  jeons_v II ❀
Summary: Taehyung is obsessed with snow filters and he bumps into Jeongguk in a grocery store with his face shoved into his mobile phone screen.
Length of story: 6.1k words
Warnings: None
Stuffed Drumsticks and Cotton Candy Kisses by parmajeon II ❀ ☾
Summary: Taehyung is really good at precision-based games and Jeongguk is really good at strength-based games. Together, they amass a terrifying number of prizes before being kicked out of the carnival.
Length of story: 6.5k words
Warnings: Slight smut
Snap Streak (author unknown) II ❀
Summary: "who dat qt boi on ur story?" Aka: in which Kim Taehyung discovers the love of his life on Park Jimin's snapchat story.
Length of story: 7k words
Warnings: Sexual content (not smut)
Melt in Your Mouth (Not in Your Hands) by mindheist II (+ Jimin) ☾
Summary: What happens at a rave stays at a rave—except this one.
Length of story: 7.4k words
Warnings: Mentions of drugs and drinking
The Dawn Before the Sun Rises by internetpistol II ❀
Summary: It all started when Kim Taehyung almost impaled Jeon Jungkook with a pink umbrella. (College!AU)
Length of story: 8.1k words
Warnings: Mentions of sex
We Only Have Red Bull to Thank by parmajeon II ❀ ☆ ☾
Summary: “But lately,” Taehyung’s mind flashes back to the instance where Jeongguk had literally brought them outside when Taehyung suggested they ‘go out.’ “It’s not the same anymore. We’re on two different wavelengths and it’s fucking weird considering most friendships like this are ruined after the two people date, not before one of them even gets to confess.” (Or: 5 times when Taehyung tries to confess and Jeongguk just doesn't get it + the 1 time he does)
Length of story: 8.6k words
Warnings: None
You’re My Type by dom_joonie II ❀
Summary: “Taehyung turns away from the commotion to look up at the blue sky, but before he can tilt his head all the way back a six-pack catches his eye and, of course, everything goes south from there.” In which Taehyung has a crush on the lifeguard of the local pool, and his thirst cannot be contained. Especially not when eye-candy like THAT is walking around.
Length of story: 8.7k words
Warnings: Drinking, sexual/suggestive content
Been There All Night by Bangtanbananas II ☆ ☾
Summary: Taehyung never planned to fall head over heels for Jeon Jungkook but it just sort of...happened. And he didn't realize the extent of his feelings until Park Jimin walked into their lives and ruined everything. Or the lawyer au where Taehyung gets jealous and becomes a petty bitch. (Office!AU, Lawyer!AU)
Length of story: 9.1k words
Warnings: Drinking
Jingle My Bells by parmajeon II ❀
Summary: When Jungkook met Taehyung on the Polar Express, he didn't expect to see him twelve years later on campus yelling, "Santa Watch Team! Please sign up!”
Length of story: 9.4k words
Warnings: None
Drink Up Baby (It’s Poison) (author unknown) II ❀
Summary: Love thy enemy or better yet, make them fall in love with you (Harry Potter!AU).
Length of story: 10.9k words
Warnings: Drinking
If You Love Me, Let Me Go by buttstrife II ☆ ☾
Summary: They’re alone in Jungkook’s bedroom. There’s a song playing faintly from the speakers of Jungkook’s phone. The lyrics go like this: Oh, my heart hurts so good. I love you, babe, so bad, so bad. Taehyung is his love, his best friend, his soulmate – Jungkook is sure of it. Taehyung is a famous actor/model, and Jungkook is one of many who fall for him.
Length of story: 11.5k words
Warnings: Drugs, mentions of drinking, major character death
Hercules by GinForInk II ❀ ☾
Summary: Taehyung forgets his strength kink until Jungkook picks him up during a group project meeting.
Length of story: 11.6k words
Warnings: Implied/referenced homophobia, light masochism
dating for dummies by sugasus II ❀
Summary: In which Twitter is evil, Jeon Jungkook is a bit tsundere, Park Jimin is satan and Kim Taehyung may or may not have a boyfriend.
Length of story: 12k words
Warnings: None
oh, for the love of god by florations II ❀ ☆
Summary: What could go wrong with falling in love with your best friend? Not a lot, to be honest. That happens to people all the time. But what if said best friend is the God of Love and you're the God of Death? Then a lot. A lot of things could go wrong. Or conversely: What the fuck, Jeon Jeongguk. 
Length of story: 12.6k words
Warnings: None
maps to you by antiking II ❀
Summary: There is a dick on his face. There is a big, bold dick drawn onto his face in black permanent marker, and though Jungkook scrubs and scrubs and scrubs until his forehead is red, he only succeeds in smudging it around. He pumps a fistful of soap onto the towel and renews his efforts with twice the vigor. He has hagwon later today, and he’d rather step on Legos than go there like this. Maybe, he thinks, pausing for a second to examine the state of the dick, his parents will allow him to skip just this once. Does this count as a medical emergency? Jungkook isn’t sure, but his hands are shaky and the towel is shaky and he’s growing more panicked by the second because it won’t come off. He’s going to die. He’s going to die of public humiliation in front of everyone, and then he’s going to come back to life and kill his soulmate, because who the fuck draws a dick on their forehead knowing full well that it’ll show up on someone else, too? (Soulmate!AU, College!AU)
Length of story: 13.1k words
Warnings: Suggestive content
Let Me Hear You Scream by parmejeon II (+ Yoonmin) ❀
Summary: “We both rode as singles on this giant roller coaster and I didn’t realize how afraid of heights I really was and you don’t seem scared so please let me hold your hand for emotional support.”
Length of story: 13.1k words
Warnings: Suggestive content
you’re my earth (the center of my day) by taetastic II ❀ ☆ ☾
Summary: He likes watching the colors dance in Taehyung's wings when they catch on the light of the sunrise, and the golden glow of his fingers when he brushes them over flowers and plants. (Fantasy!AU, Werewolf!AU, Fairy!AU). 
Length of story: 14.3k words
Warnings: Blood, violence, death
Get Me Out Of My Mind (Get You Out Of Those Clothes) by taekookmusings II ❀ ☆ ☾
Summary: Taehyung never thought he'd fall in love with his roommate. Then again, he never thought his roommate would have been a literal gift from god either. (College!AU)
Length of story: 15.8k words
Warnings: Drinking
Let My Body Do The Work by seikou II ☆ ☾
Summary: Seriously, this is agonizing. He didn’t ask for this. His goal isn’t this and yet he finds himself moving his arms to Jungkook’s prompting and misery really loves Taehyung’s company. Gym is frustrating. (College!AU)
Length of story: 17.2k words
Warnings: None
I was told there’d be cookies by mintsoda II ❀
Summary: “Taehyung, this is a very special present I have here,’ Namjoon holds it up for Taehyung to see and Taehyung blinks at it, bottom lip jutted out a little, 'I would like you to deliver it for me. Could you do that for me, Taehyungie?' 'Really? Me? It's my turn finally?' he asks a little too fast, taking the box out of Namjoon's hands to observe it carefully but with a pinch of curiosity. 'What's in there?' 'It's something very important, please be careful with it. It’s for a young man called Jeon Jungkook. It’s a special gift, something really, really precious, you see?" When Christmas elf Taehyung accompanies Santa to the human world on his first ever present shower – Santa forgets to take Taehyung back home with him. Luckily for him, his first present delivery is for aspiring baseball player Jeon Jungkook who, as he finds out, must have had a very peculiar Christmas wish: milk and Taehyung's favourite cookies. (Elf!AU)
Length of story: 18.1k words
Warnings: None
Toads and Periwinkle by Kavbj II ❀ ☾ ♡
Summary: Jungkook’s kinda cursed (like really cursed) and Taehyung’s kinda a witch (like really not a great one but he tries).
Length of story: 18.2k words
Warnings: None
Body Ache by lethallergic II ☆ ☾
Summary: If you listen closely, there are two boys connected so deeply their hearts beat as one. (Or the one where Taehyung desperately needs an accompanist and Jungkook appears to be his only option.) (
Length of story: 18.8k words
Warnings: Smoking
Here Fishy Fishy by Kavbj II ❀ ☆ ☾ ♡
Summary: Taehyung's a real fish out of water (no like, for real) and Jungkook just saved him from drowning. (College!AU, Merman!AU)
Length of story: 21.5k words
Warnings: None
Shark in the Water by mindheist II ❀ ♡
Summary: As far as fairy tales go, this one doesn’t have a lot of fairies. Tales, yes. Tails, that is. Just the one. One (1) tail.
Length of story: 30.6k words
Warnings: Mentions of drinking, suggestive content
Frooty Loopy (author unknown) II ❀ ☾ ♡
Summary: "We both reached for the last box of Froot Loops and I don't care that we're both adults I will fight you.” In which Taehyung fights Jungkook to the death for a box of artificially flavored and colored loops.
Length of story: 31k words
Warnings: Mentions of smoking/drugs, drinking
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Vmin
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Friends Won’t Let Friends be Sexually Frustrated by staycute1234 II ☾
Summary: Jimin runs into Jungkook on the basketball courts, the younger male leaving him in a sexually frustrated mess. Thankfully his roommate, Taehyung, helps him out. (College!AU)
Length of story: 3k words
Warnings: None
In The Same Boat by pornographicpenguin II ☾
Summary: "You want to what?" "Dock," Jimin says. Taehyung blinks. "You mean like...with a boat?"
Length of story: 3.8k words
Warnings: Docking
call me (whenever you want me) by jhopeg II ❀ ☆ ☾
Summary: Jimin should’ve known that mixing alcohol with his feelings was never a good idea. Because he sure as hell didn’t need to accidentally call a guy (whose voice was incredibly hot) offering sex to him. Over the phone. (College!AU, FWB!AU).
Length of story: 23.3k words
Warnings: Drinking, top!tae, bottom!jimin
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Yoonmin
↳ One Shots
assembly required (author unknown) II ❀
Summary: "It's like 3am and I'm exhausted and I can hear you raging next door about failing to put together an Ikea bed so here I am helping you and holy shit you're cute.” (College!AU)
Length of story: 3.9k words
Warnings: None
Movie Night by sungmin II (+ Taehyung) ☾
Summary: "Maybe we could try messing with one of the other members." He can almost hear Jimin's ears perk up. "What do you mean? Like a prank?" "No," Yoongi says, "I mean like mess around with one of them. You know, fluster him. Make him sweat a little at the very least."
Length of story: 4.5k words
Warnings: None
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Taegi
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Brownies? (author unknown) II ❀ ☾ ✓
Summary: There was an unspoken rule in the music industry, never accept food from fans. So it was no surprise to Min Yoongi when he saw Kim Taehyung happily accepting just that. Or: Taehyung eats poisoned food that gives him fox ears and a tail and Yoongi has a good time.
Length of story: 2 parts/16.9k words
Warnings: Fox hybrid!Taehyung, hand jobs, blow jobs, rimming, praise kink, top!Yoongi, bottom!Taehyung, hyung kink (slight), anal fingering, anal sex, cum play, butt plugs, cum swallowing, masturbation
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First Time at the Rodeo by parmejeon II ❀
Summary: Yoongi doesn't like loud and obnoxious people. Or people at all, actually. Enter Kim Taehyung with wide pants and a smile that could rival the sun's.
Length of story: 1.3k words
Warnings: None
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Namkook
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The Curse of Curves by snotboy II ☾ ✓
Summary: An explanation as to why Jungkook had a boner during the Billboard video.
Length of story: 2 parts/2.8k words
Warnings: None
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Vhope
↳ One Shots
Truth or Dare (Cause I double dare you) by 2kitsune II ☾
Summary: Hoseok and Taehyung are forced to kiss, again. “So, you want to do a friend with benefits kind of thing?” Hoseok asks. “No,” Taehyung starts, eyes firmly stuck on the single window they have in their room. “We’ll just be friends who occasionally kiss,” He pauses, and his gaze flicks back to Hoseok, his tongue flicking out to wet his lips. “If that’s okay with you.”
Length of story: 7.3k words
Warnings: None
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Namjin
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Bet You Won’t by Iridescentpulse II ❀ ☾
Summary: Seokjin choked on the rice he was trying to eat, eyes wide and the tips of his ears burning. He turned his startled gaze toward Taehyung, who just sat grinning at his friend struggling to breathe. Jimin quickly handed him his own drink, and after a few gulps, his throat was clear, but his brain struggled to grasp what the younger man had just said - "I'm sorry, could you run that by me again?" “I dare you to take a selfie while having sex with Namjoon." Taehyung dares Seokjin to take a selfie while having sex with Namjoon, and the group chat ends up getting more than it bargained for. (College!AU)
Length of story: 2.9k words
Warnings: None
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Multiple Members
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go all day, go all night (i’m a beast) by sungmin II (Jimin, Taehyung, Yoongi & Hoseok) ☾
Summary: It’s safe to say that Jimin is a bit of an exhibitionist.
Length of story: 10.2k words
Warnings: Foursome, food kink, asphyxiation.
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very-random-human · 5 months ago
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That arch 👀
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HE IS A 30 YEAR OLD MAN-
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