#like what if i wasnt ace and got pregnant as hell this could have been such a worse situation

[autisticstarseed]

:’] my psychiatrist accidentally prescribed me a medicine that renders my birth control pills ineffective so i just got the worst period of my life after like a year of not having one 

[truecrimesposts]

The Axeman Of New Orleans (UNSOLVED)

Our story begins on the night of the 22nd of May 1918 in New Orleans. The bodies of grocery store owner Joseph Maggio and his wife Catherine were discovered in pools of their own blood by Joseph's brothers who actually lived just next door. Joseph and Catherine's throats had been slit with a razor while they slept, Catherine's was actually cut so deeply thst her neck was almost entirely severed from her shoulders. Their heads had then been bashed in with an ace. It was a bloody and brutal crime scene, their blood was soaked into the mattress of their marital bed.

Police discovered the point of entry to the home upon arrival, a panel had actually been chiselled out of the back door to allow the attacker to enter. It was also quickly clear that burglary was not the motive for this crime. Nothing had been taken from the home, or at least nothing of value. The blood soaked axe (which actually belonged to the couple) had been left in the bathroom, the chisel had been left by the door and the razor blade was thrown into the neighbours garden.

The police were very quick to make arrests in this case, including one of the Maggio brothers, however due to a lack of evidence all of the suspects had to be released. Due to the time severely limited the technology available, the only evidence the police were able to find was a message, scribbled in Chalk on the floor a short walk from the crime scene, which read, "Mrs Maggio will sit up tonight just like Mrs Tony." The police connected this message to Mrs Tony Chiambra, one of a number of grocers of Italian descent that were attacked and killed between 1911 and 1912. While these cases were never officially connected to The Axeman, the similarities in both the MO and the victim profile make it seem unlikely to me that they weren't connected in some way.

A month later, on the 27th of June, The Axeman Of New Orleans struck again. Baker John Zanca went to make a delivery to the grocery store owned by Louis Besumer just like he had many times before. When there was no sign of life from the front of the store, and no answer to his knocks, Zanca got the uncomfortable feeling that something wasn't quite right, and he decided to walk to the back of the building where he knew that Besumer and his (supposed) wife, Harriet, would likely be sleeping. However when he did reach the back of the store, he discovered the couple lying in pools of blood, with multiple wounds to their heads, but somehow they were still alive.

The Besumers would reported waking up to extreme pain, before seeing their attacker hacking at them with their own axe. When police arrived at the scene, they saw the panel cut from the back door, saw the lack of stolen objects and saw that the Besumers axe, which was used to attack them, had once again been left in the bathroom of the home. One of the most intriguing elements to this case for me has always been the fact that The Axeman would never bring his own axe to his crime scenes, and would instead use the victims, as this suggests a lot of prior knowledge about his victims, their belongings, and where in the home these belongings were kept.

Once again, a string of arrests were made in this case, including one of Besumers employees, but due to the lack of evidence and the media frenzy which would occur, they were all released. It was discovered soon after the attack that Harriet was in fact not Besumers wife, but his mistress, which was a total scandal at the time and led to the media frenzy actually interfering with the case. This media frenzy would only worsen in the two months before Harriet would tragically die. Before she passed away, she actually pointed the blame Besumer himself, claiming that he was actually a German Spy. Police had a difficult time believing this, largely due to the fact that Besumers had received some pretty severe injuries during the attack, including a skull fracture. However they apparently came over to Harriet side because 9 months after the attack, and 7 months after Harriet unfortunate death, Besumer was arrested and actually taken to trial for the murder, where he was found not guilty and released.

The next attack would occur in August of the same year, but this time, there was only one victim. 8 month pregnant Mrs Schneider was attacked in her sleep while her husband stayed for work. Mr Schneider returned home from work to find his wife covered in blood, with some of her teeth missing and her skull cut open, but she was alive. A few days after the attack Mrs Schneider regained consciousness and told the police what little she remembered. She recaes waking to a figure hovering over her holding what she would only know to be an axe when he started to strike. Luckily Mrs Schneider made a full recovery, and her unborn baby girl was miraculously unharmed, and she was born not long after the attack.

Police were confused as to why The Axeman had attacked Mrs Schneider, the MO matched perfectly but the victim profile was so off. Mrs Schneider was neither a grocer nor of Italian descent.

Just 5 days after the attack on Mrs Schneider, an elderly Italian grocer and his wife woke to the sound of a struggle coming from the room next to theirs, where their uncle was sleeping. When they entered the room they discovered their uncle Joseph Romano with a head wound, badly bleeding, and they actually saw the attacker flee the scene. Romano neice described the attacker to police as "dark skinned, heavy set and wearing a dark suit and a slouch hat". Once again, a panel had been removed from the door and nothing of value had been taken. Joseph unfortunately died from his injuries two days later.

Once again a media frenzy arose in New Orleans. Men began to arm themselves and watch over their families as they slept.

Police were looking into the growing list of things that simply didn't make sense about this case. Why did The Axeman always leave the chisel behind? Why did he never bring his own axe, and how did he have this kind of knowledge of his victims belongings? And why had he killed Mrs Schneider and Joseph Romano, Mrs Schneider didn't fit the profile, and why kill Romano and not his grocer nephew that was in the same home.

Just when the attacks began to speed up, with only 5 days between the last 2, The Axeman disappeared, for 7 long months the families of New Orleans began to hope again, wanting nothing more than for the axeman to be gone for good. But tragiy on the 10th March 1919, The Axeman returnee. When he did, nothing about his MO had changed. He entered the house through a cut out panel and he attacked the Cortimiglia fighting with The Axeman, a fight which he would lose, receiving multiple blows to the head and a fractured skull. The Axeman then turned to Rosie, and tragically her 2 year old daughter that she was cradling. The child sadly died instantly, and Rosie received a fractured skull.

Fellow grocer Iorlando Jordano lived next door, and when he heard his neighbours screams, he raised the alarm and ran into their home in attempt to help in any way he could.

Luckily, both Charles and Rosie made full recoveries, and Rosie claimed to know exactly whk did this. Rosie pointed the blame at the very man who had gotten them help, claiming that Iorlando and his son Frank had committed this heinous attack. Charles ferverently denied this, and would reportedly go on to divorce his wife because of this. The men were actually arrested and charged with the attack however, Iorlando was sentenced to life in prison and his son Frank was actually sentenced to hang. It wasnt until almost a year later that Rosie withdrew her testimony, claiming that she lied out of spite and jealousy.

A few days after this attack, there was an intriguing and chilling new development in the case. The Times Picayune newspaper received a letter from 'hell' and addressed to 'esteemed mortal'. The Axeman had decided to contact the people he had been keeping in fear for so long., claiming to be a 'demon from the hottest hell' with a 'close relationship with the angel of death' bragging that he will never be found as he wasn't a human. He then proceeded to make an unusual proposal:

Now to be exact, at 12:15 (earthly time) on next Tuesday night, I am going to pass over New Orleans. In my infinite mercy, I am going to make a little proposition to you. Here it is:

I am very fond of jazz music, and I swear by all the devil's in the nether regions that every person shall be spared in whose home a jazz band is in full swing at the time I have just mentioned. If everyone has a jazz band going, well, then, so much better for you people. One thing is certain, and that is that some of you people who do not jazz it up on that specific Tuesday night (if there be any) will get the axe.

When the clock struck 12:15 on the 19th of March, New Orleans was full of noise and people 'jazzing it up'. A local composer actually created a song just for that night, which would go on to become a huge hit, titled, The Mysterious Axemans Jazz. The Axeman was satisfied and there would be no attack that night and there wouldn't be another until early August.

Grocer Steve Boca was attacked while he slept, with the exact same MO as the previous attacks. Luckily Boca recovered but couldn't remember anything at all about the attack.

One month later on the 3rd of September, teenager Sarah Laumann was attacked during the night, and suffered severe head injuries and missing several teeth. However a lot of people question whether this was actually the work because there are several inconsistencies, from the victim not fitting the profile, to the axe being found out in the garden and not te bathroom like all the others, and most noticeably because the attacker came through the window and not through a door panel.

Another month later, there would be one final attack, another attack which isn't confirmed to have been the work of The Axeman. Mrs Pepitone woke up to the sounds of a struggle from the next door room where her husband Mike was sleeping. When Mrs Pepitone went into the room she saw her husband in a puddle of blood, with most of the room covered in blood spatter. But while Mr Pepitone fit the victim profile, Mrs Pepitone reported seeing two neb running from the scene. Mr Pepitone would sadly die of his severe injuries very shortly after the attack.

And that was the last New Orleans would see of the mysterious and horrifying Axeman of New Orleans. Sorry for the long wait but I hope the length of the post makes up for it. I'll probably do a follow up some different theories I can find floating around.

[markpellegrinoimagines]

Ruined fun?

Pairing: Lucifer x reader

Warning: kidnapping, frenzied!Lucifer, smut,

-if your tired of the smut, sorry, but it's a smut series, and theres gonna be few without it, you can just skip it if you like-

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For the last few weeks y/n and Lucifer had made a home in an abandoned small hotel. Lucifer had fixed it up cleaned all the rooms and made sure everything was modern and fit for his mate.

He had even removed several of the rooms to replace them with a library, the kitchen was up to date and many rooms were tuned into activity rooms and many on the first floor were removed and made into a living room.

The hotel had been refurbished and in its place a beautiful home filled with his mates favorite colors and designs.

When y/n had first been shown around she was amazed. She spent hours thanking him and staying attached to his side. The master bedroom was previously the presidential sweet and the room next to it was turned into a nursery, for the little future arrival.

Present time-

You were lounging in your shared room snacking and rubbing your belly whispering little praises and love to it. You rocked slightly and started to hum, a random tune with no name, but sweet and calming.

This is the site that met Lucifer when he walked in to check up on you. You looked so serene and beautiful, no angel had ever compared to you in his eyes. Your h/l h/c hair, contrasted against your skin and your eyes such a rare shade of e/c. He was lucky to have a goddess such as you.

When you feel his weight settle in behind you, his cool skin pressed against your own heated flesh. His lips press light kisses into your neck as he lays you down, and begins a trail of them down your torso to your heated core.

Hooking his fingers into the elastic of your shorts he slides them down panties and all. The cool air of his breathe against your wet lips send shivers throughout your body. He swipes his fingers along your slit, once then twice before sitting up on his knees and undoing his belt. With baby bump in the way he cant lay across you like before but this position will work just as well.

He runs his hands under your knees and and angles his hips slush against yours, he pushes the head of his cock lightly against you entrance before sliding in. Th drag of him inside you was still as euphoric as the first time.

His pace is controlled and slow; his hands are firm against your thighs. Each thrust is met with a grunt and a moan.

"Lucifer...you feel so good." Your eyes shine up at him with love, his eyes mirrored yours, this wasnt about lust.

"Shh...let me worship your beautiful body mate, just lay back and relax, this is all about you tonight." His hips pick up a faster pace his eyes search her expression for what she likes and what feel the best to her. When she suddenly arches her back with a loud moan he knows he hit that special spot, angling his hips he thrust in harder hitting it over and over until her wet heat clamps down on his length and his hips stutter filling her with his cool seed.

He pulls out their shared juices running down her thighs as he rolls onto his side and pulls her into his chest.

"Sleep little mate, the little one could be here any day now, you need rest."

Your responding laugh cause a smile on his face, "alright alright, I'll rest more my protective angel."

Only when your body relaxes and your breaths even out does he allow himself to follow you into sleep.

-your pov-

A feeling of unease and discomfort arouses you from your sleep. As your senses return to your there is an ache in you back and you cant move your hands or feet.

Looking around you, your surroundings are unfamiliar. It's an old warehouse, the light through the windows is hazy at best, and there dangling hooks covered in what you presume to be dried blood.

On the floor next to you is a man with his eyes burned out, and across from you a woman was slumped against a wall, blood covered cracks formed in the wall behind her. She had been thrown into it. Hushed whispers grab your attention, turning your head your met with twonken you've never seen before, but the overwhelming stench of sulphur gives you the idea of them being demons. Staying silent you listen in to there conversation.

"How are we supposed to use her against Lucifer if we cant even get with 10 ft of her without being smited."

"I dont know, but asmodeus will have our heads if we cant get ahold of Lucifer, hes been more violent then usual since gabriel got away and nearly killed him."

You were shocked, 'asmodeus is still alive.'

"..maybe we can give her to asmodeus instead, look at her, shes pregnant with obviously a nephilim, maybe he could use that things grace instead."

Hearing this pissed you off. No one threatens my baby! Scanning your surroundings once again you notice the room doesnt have any warding put up, probably because they were attempting to lure Lucifer. You begin praying to your angel, hoping he can hear you.

Lucifer pov-

He had woken hours ago, not seeing his mate anywere set him off, searching the entire area of their home, he couldnt find her anywhere. Panic was starting to take over.

"Y/N. MATE!" He began flying to all her favorite cafes and parks nearby, but she wasnt there either. Sending out his grace, he couldnt feel her soul, the only thing telling him she was alive was he could still feel the bond. He was so panicked that the sky was beginning to darken, lighting flashed and rain pelted the earth, "Y/N!!"

He spent hours looking everywhere, even slammed himself through the warding of the bunker, and checked everyone of its rooms, only when he couldnt find her there either did he crumple to the floor in their library.

The winchesters and several Angel's as well as God and amara, who had been visiting, followed him around trying g to get him to speak. Finally dean yells.

"What the fuck do you want asshole!"

"Not here...shes not here...y/n..."his body shakes and then he breaks, they all look upon him in shock as the great Lucifer begins to sob into the floor. "My mate...shes gone...I need her.."

Gabriel and sam are the first to react, "what do you mean she/y/n is gone!!"

"I woke up this morning and she was just gone. I looked everywhere, I cant feel her soul...only our bond...was she tired of me??"

Chuck was worried for his son, this behavior was not like him, "no she hasn't left you son...I made her for you...please calm down so we can think of a way to help her something is obviously not right with this."

Michael snorts, "father is correct. Now stop acting like a fledging and get off the floor, my rebellious little brother does not cry like a child. He rips apart the people who dare take his things away."

Everyone gathers in the war room and they start planning, they have been talking for hours when Lucifer receives it...a prayer.

"Y/n! Shes praying....." they group watches as his relief turns into anger and hatred.."asmodeus!"

Sam was confused, "what about him, gabriel turned his ass to dust"

"Apparently not, now come on let move. I will not wait to find her any longer." Before any of them could make an argument there surroundings had changed and they were now, in a falling apart warehouse. Two demons were mid argument and they could see y/n strapped to a metal chair, her belly rounder than ever.

The demons notice there presence first and attempt to escape their vessels but castiel and balthazar are quick to react and grab them.

Gabriel and lucifer make there way to y/n and begin untieing her. "Its ok mate..Ive got you"

"Bout time luce, my back was getting sore," her smile filled him with relief.

"They didnt hurt you did they, they pay if they have."

"No, I am fine, jack is strong, he smited anyone that got to close."

Everyone looks upon her in confusion, "jack??"

You just giggle, "call it mothers intuition, its totally a boy." Lucifer face lights up and he picks her up out of the chair. He is ready to lead her out of the ware house when you freeze midstep.

...

"Lucifer..."

"Hmmm..what is it"

"My water just broke" every one in the room looks at me in horror and Lucifer goes into a full panic.

'What!? Now...no.." he leans down to her belly, "you cant come put now, y/n cant you just hold it."

"It doesnt work that WAY! NOW GET ME OUT OF HERE" Lucifer quickly lifts her in his arms and flys her to the bunker, everyone else follows suite cas bringing the winchesters.

When the others arrive, chuck and Lucifer had already entered your old room with you, they can here you yell and curse Luce out through the door.

They spend the next half hour waiting in the war room for any sort of news.

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Aaand cliffy.

Next installment might be the last.

-alex

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[omar-199x-blog]

first and last time ill post about myself (maybe)

* 1: name omar * 2: Age 19 * 3: Fears oblivion * 4: 3 things I love Food, Art, my girl * 5: turn ons my girl * 6: turn offs everyone else * 7: My best friend savannah then james 2nd just cause he knows me well * 8: Sexual orientation i am a male. penis and all. * 9: My best first date dont remember * 10: How tall am I 5'7 ish lol * 11: What do I miss the way holidays use to feel * 12: What time were I born an inconvenient one * 13: Favourite color lol black, red, grey * 14: Do I have a crush no i have a gf * 15: Favourite quote you get what you give * 16: Favourite place i hate crowds lol but i love the city especially during arts festivals * 17: Favourite food anything home made, steak and seafood are both at the top * 18: Do I use sarcasm when im using english * 19: What am I listening to right now Migos * 20: First thing I notice in new person how much they talk and what about * 21: Shoe size 10.5 US * 22: Eye color brown * 23: Hair color black * 24: Favourite style of clothing ummm... shit if its black, fits loose and is casual enough for hang outs but also stylish for dinner dates, you set * 25: Ever done a prank call? once and the cops came saying it wasnt funny * 27: Meaning behind my URL its my name and i was born in the 90's *shrug* * 28: Favourite movie i love all kinds of movie its hard to pick a favorite * 29: Favourite song gold steps / Neck Deep * 30: Favourite band BMTH/NeckDeep/Deftones * 31: How I feel right now annoyed as always * 32: Someone I love savannah marie * 33: My current relationship status almost a years worth of lovin * 34: My relationship with my parents all up in my life * 35: Favourite holiday christmas/thanksgiving * 36: Tattoos and piercing i have none and none but coming soon * 37: Tattoos and piercing i want a thigh piece that'll be across both a chest piece of the quote i put up there ears and nose but my girl dont like the idea of my nose * 38: The reason I joined Tumblr it was cool in 2013 * 39: Do I and my last ex hate each other? lol kat is a bitch for leading me on into a relationship i thought she was actually gonna dedicate to * 40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts? texts and phone calls from my gf * 41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted? all the time * 42: When did I last hold hands? last time i saw savannah * 43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning? depends on where im headed to * 44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days? not in the past 19 years * 45: Where am I right now? on bluemound omw to work * 46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me? savannah we usual go out together * 47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level? loud unless we chillin and talkin * 48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad? about to be neither in like a week but my dad * 49: Am I excited for anything? moving out, tattoos, painting, cooking, working out * 50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? savannah * 51: How often do I wear a fake smile? ehh if im mad u can tell * 52: When was the last time I hugged someone? told my grandparents bye while leaving for work * 53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me? id go crazy and probably kill both of them * 54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not? lol yeah cause he dont keep secrets well * 55: What is something I disliked about today? i didn't see sav * 56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? André3000, Big Boy, Johnny Depp, Lenny Kravitz, and Post Malone lol ;Posty because he from round my city so we could vibe easily * 57: What do I think about most? life and how im failing or acing it * 58: What’s my strangest talent? it wouldnt be strange to me so idk * 59: Do I have any strange phobias? fuck caterpillars, fuck slugs, and snails whatever phobia that is * 60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? haha both but im usually behind it * 61: What was the last lie I told? im not hungry * 62: Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online? otp cause idk what to do with my face on facetime * 63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens? yes and yes theres greater and more advanced beings than us and also souls dude they can choose to stay or go so like duh * 64: Do I believe in magic? yeah * 65: Do I believe in luck? ya * 66: What’s the weather like right now? breezy i work outside so perfect * 67: What was the last book I’ve read? i start books and halfway start another * 68: Do I like the smell of gasoline? FCUJ YES lol idk why its like dude i should be getting high of this smell but its not making me high wtf * 69: Do I have any nicknames? omii (oh-me) , catfish , choncho * 70: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had? broke my arm, nose, and ankle * 71: Do I spend money or save it? both when needed * 72: Can I touch my nose with a tounge? no * 73: Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me? what? no * 74: Favourite animal? red pandas * 75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM? at work * 76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is? sama * 77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it? hey ya / outkast * 78: How can you win my heart? being sav * 79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone? "See ya later losers" * 80: What is my favorite word? trudge * 81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr um idk their specific url's but i follow a graffiti one, a music one, a painting one, and some others similar to these * 82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say? stop with all the hate man, if someone isn't harming you or effecting your life specifically let them be. let people do what they want to do and dont harm. thats it. * 83: Do I have any relatives in jail? did, he passed away. * 84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power? teleportation * 85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on? if im hungry because its a yes 100% of the time * 86: What is my current desktop picture? my uncle who passed away * 87: Had sex? ya * 88: Bought condoms? ya * 89: Gotten pregnant? not possible * 90: Failed a class? ya * 91: Kissed a boy? no * 92: Kissed a girl? ya * 93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? ya * 94: Had job? ya * 95: Left the house without my wallet? yes * 96: Bullied someone on the internet? lol ya * 97: Had sex in public? no * 98: Played on a sports team? ya * 99: Smoked weed? ya * 100: Did drugs? ig * 101: Smoked cigarettes? yea * 102: Drank alcohol? yerp * 103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan? nah nah i love steak * 104: Been overweight? still am * 105: Been underweight? yea * 106: Been to a wedding? yes * 107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight? i guess maybe * 108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight? yea * 109: Been outside my home country? yes * 110: Gotten my heart broken? i suppose * 111: Been to a professional sports game? yes * 112: Broken a bone? a couple * 113: Cut myself? by accident * 114: Been to prom? yea * 115: Been in airplane? yes * 116: Fly by helicopter? nah * 117: What concerts have I been to? Kevin Gates, Big Sean, Jeremih, Carnage, RaeSremmurd, Post Malone, Russ, Future, J Cole * 118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex? hella nah * 119: Learned another language? spanish * 120: Wore make up? for theater * 121: Lost my virginity before I was 18? yes * 122: Had oral sex? yes * 123: Dyed my hair? no * 124: Voted in a presidential election? no * 125: Rode in an ambulance? recently * 126: Had a surgery? yes * 127: Met someone famous? yes * 128: Stalked someone on a social network? no * 129: Peed outside? yes * 130: Been fishing? many times * 131: Helped with charity? yea * 132: Been rejected by a crush? dont think so * 133: Broken a mirror? no * 134: What do I want for birthday? an apartment * 135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names? 4 - 2 boys first 1girl then another boy i only know my first sons name will be Aiden * 136: Was I named after anyone? no * 137: Do I like my handwriting? hell nah * 138: What was my favourite toy as a child? headphones * 139: Favourite Tv Show? shameless, Friends, family guy * 140: Where do I want to live when older? on my own * 141: Play any musical instrument? no * 142: One of my scars, how did I get it? forearm surgery 2 plates 11 screws * 143: Favourite pizza toping? pepperoni * 144: Am I afraid of the dark? sometimes * 145: Am I afraid of heights? no * 146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad? yes plenty * 147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end? eh life * 148: What I’m really bad at life * 149: What my greatest achievments are finding my gf * 150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me: idk * 151: What I’d do if I won in a lottery get tf outta here and go be alone * 152: What do I like about myself theres only one me * 153: My closest Tumblr friend none * 154: Something I fantasise about eat food from around the world * 155: Any question you’d like how was my day? eh i woke up at 2pm and haven't had any food yet so im pretty grumpy