#like we've spent 23 episodes tracking one of the most powerful beings ever who is hell-bent on destroying everything

[eyes-above--the-waves]

Season 11 of Supernatural be like:

Sam and Dean: *unleash the Darkness*

Sam and Dean: Aww, damn. This ain’t good.

Crowley: Yeah, this is the most powerful entity ever, lol. I want her. Good luck.

Castiel: There’s literally nothing you can do. BRB, gonna chill while Lucifer takes over my vessel for a bit. Nbd.  

Rowena: She scares me. I’m out. ...Jk, I’m back.

The Darkness: I want God. Also Dean. Gimme both of them.

Dean: Lol, no.

God: Oh hey... sorry I haven’t been around. I’ve been writing about my feels.

Sam and Dean: Hey God, so...can you stop your sister, please? She’s trying to destroy the world.

God: Yeahhhhh...nah. She could kill me and I don’t really feel like it. 

Metatron: Oh hey Winchesters, I know I tried to kill you guys multiple times but I’m on your side now.

Donatello: *is prophetized*

Sam and Dean: Everything scary is real. We need you to help.

Donatello: I want out.

Sam and Dean: Sorry, we locked the doors. 

The Darkness: Oh, hai bro!

God: Haiii girl! I’m just gonna try and put you back in a box real quick. Hold please.

The Darkness: Yeahhh, nah. 

God: Oww, my everything. *dies slowly*

Castiel: What did i miss?

Crowley: Yeah Dean, there’s literally no way to stop her now except to kill her and kill yourself in the process.

Rowena: Brb, gonna make you a soul bomb.

Billie: Lemme help. I know a lot of dead people.

Crowley: K, Imma go drink until the world ends.

Dean: Hello Darkness, my old friend. You should not do this because of love and friendship and all that. Revenge is bad. God loves you. You should not make me explode myself.

The Darkness: Aww damn, u right. Okay, nvm. Sorry I tried to kill you 10 minute ago, bro..

God: No worries. Sorry I locked you away for eternity.

Dean: *can’t believe that actually worked*

God: Later man, we’re gonna go have a family reunion in Heaven’s version of Fiji.

Dean: But, what about the world?

God: Hmm...you and Sam got this, right? You good? Okay, byeeee!

Dean: Wut?

The Darkness: Oh, btw, I’m gonna give you something cool because Season 12 needs a plot device.

Dean: Wut?

Mary: *is not dead*

Dean: ...Wut?

Sam: *is shot by a girl*

The End