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ink-blot-thoughts · 11 months

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Wait holy shit if Childe had fallen into the abyss just a bit younger and was yeeted to the fatui at the same age...

Do you think he wouldve been adopted by Arlecchino's orphanage?? Now there is an AU I wanna see. Murder gremlin Childe who's only parental figures for years have been hot scary abyss woman and hot scary Harbinger woman.

No wait I'm so into this she makes him wear the scarf and scoffs about his ridiculous stomach window in Harbinger meetings and he instinctually does the "Daaaaaad" whine and the other Harbingers are trying desperately not to laugh cause they know Arlecchino is down to shank a bitch.

Just. Childe raised by Arlecchino. Chefs kiss.

#genshin impact #genshin impact fatui #childe #tartaglia #childe tartagalia #genshin ajax #arlecchino #the knave #fatui harbingers #genshin au #no but please this is my dream #and then arlecchino meets Skirk and they kiss #Childe in Liyue being raised as a spy but just murder gremlin enough not to be very good at it holy shit #holy shit Arlecchino storming Fontaine when he gets arrested #like we already saw her being passive agressive as fuck about lyney and lynette even being accused #could you fucking imagine if one of her 'kids' was arrested #look its like 3am im exhausted and simping hard for arlecchino please let me live in my fantasy #HOLY SHIT TARTAG HAS A SPY NETWORK OF KIDS LIKE NINGGUANG CAUSE HES A+ BIG BROTHER AND HAS MILD SPY TRAINING #no guys i swear this works so well

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