#like wdym you’re holding a flaming car with a kid inside
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Watching The amazing Spider-Man for the first time thinking this is not great but I probably would’ve gone crazy about this movie as a child but also then Spidey is fkg CAKED UP and saying fucked up freaky shit and I’m like BRO SORRY-
#I’ve never in my life wanted to be a commentary YouTuber more than now#I’ve stopped watching the movie twice already#because everything is just so low stakes#and ridiculous#like wdym you’re holding a flaming car with a kid inside#hanging from a bridge with your webs and then kid is scared so you go:#put my mask on it will make you stronger bla bla bla#while the kid in in A FLAMMING CAR HANGING BY A THREAD#ABOIT TO EXPLODE#THERES A GIGANTIC LIZARD SOMEWHERE#AND BRO IS SPOUTING INSPIRATIONAL BULLSHIT#AND BEING ALL QUIRKY AND FREAKY#spider man#the amazing spider man#andrew garfield#not really my spidey#but he’s my Peter Parker I think#like bro is FULLY an awkward nerd#tobey maguire#is my spidey#and zendaya is MJ
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