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AA wives: Astarion's asshole is the wrong color!! My self-insert would never eat his ass if that were this color. You're not letting me roleplay eating Astarion's ass even a little bit. This isn't a roleplaying game anymore it's a morality simulator. You're forcing morality into the game by making a point about only eating a certain color of ass. Also you're kinkshaming me so much. I'm an adult. I will harass you about this until you give in.

Larian, on their hands and knees wearing a dog collar: Yes ma'am right away ma'am please send us the exact hex code of the color you want it to be and we will change it posthaste

#bg3 #bg3 fandom critical #larian critical #i was gonna play some more bg3 this weekend but i have lost so much respect for larian i kinda don't even wanna touch the game anymore kdfj #like i'm not even salty abt the aa shit i literally don't care what they did (also apparently a buncha aa ppl aren't happy with it anyway)#i just think it's the pandering is such a weasely and cowardly thing in general #like ur rly gonna let the most annoying and loud minority dictate the camera angles and animations of your multimillion dollar game?#bros ... the state of this world kdfjghdkfjhd #it's so pathetic it's honestly kinda funny #can't wait to pirate their next game though #girlies you are not getting another cent out of me #cuz what would be the point in buying your next game if by the end of its life cycle it's gonna be an entirely different game #remember when you just bought a disc. and it had a game on it. and you installed and played the game. and that was it.#those were the times #remember when if you liked a headcanon you just wrote fic or drew fanart. remember when you didn't like canon you just ignored it #now people apparently feel entitled to micromanage their self-inserts expressions in cutscenes #good god

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