#like ughhhhhhhhhh. hate it. gonna have to have the You Need To Show Me How To Do My Job Or Im Quitting Before Youre Angry

[villalunae]

*choking myself out* I WILL NOT BE TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF AGAIN

[tellywoodtrash]

khkt 07 - 09.08.19 lbs

on popular demand................

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07.08.19

i hate the title track of the show with lyrics. it's the singer's neha kakkar-esque voice i think. i only like the piano theme.

sona is too pure. no one in this show deserves her, honestly.

but whew, the way he's looking at her.

ravi bhaiyya is this show's khanna. instantly on bhaabi's side.

cuteass fucks.

the only valid sippys. protecc them.

lmao sona's house is soooooooooooooo extra.

"baarish baahar ho rahi hai, mor ghar mein naach rahein hain!"

lmaoooooooooooooooo. sach mein, yeh ghar hai, ya goliyon ki raasleela - ram leela ki set?????

hahahaha omg the lil headshake. i can't.

hohohohoho, symbolic removal of ghadi.

unfffffffffffff.

aaaaaaaah that little reassuring blink he gives her!!!!!!!!!

so soft.

ouff, he's soooooo moofat, no cushioning words, no sugarcoating.

thank god he had the grace to apologize seeing her face change.

"dost toh aaj bhi nahi hai." oh. my heart. this is whyyyyy i want their relationship to have a solid foundation of friendship firsttttttttttt.

sniff. sob. my heart.

WHAT DID KARAN DOOOOOOOOO? DID HE TAKE HER CAR AND CHADAOFY IT OVER WHOEVER? DID HE MAKE HER DO IT SOMEHOW? WHAT HAPPENEDDDDDDDDDD??!?!? TELL US ALREADYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!???

"karan tumhare life mein abhi toh hai nahi; toh itna kyun affect karta hai tumhe?" says the guy who hasn't stopped dialing his ex's number for the last 4 years, and had a full-on weeping breakdown about her like, 3 hours ago.

aaaaaaaand he's sliding into the next one.

oh boo. oh baby. oh child.

raimaaaaaaaaa. iss show ki madaraati hui zinda (??) bhoot, jiske saamne aane tak koi sukoon nahi.

ugh my heartttttttttttttt. he's so saddddddd. someone hugggg himmmm.

“kabhi wapas aane waali nahi” coz .......... she's dead? in a vegetative state? or just coz she got PR in amreeeka/canayda/austwayyylia and is never coming back to the motherland again coz "eeeeee, yeh kahan aaye hummmmm, how tackyyyyyyyyy"????

aise kaunse heere-jawharaat jade hue the raima mein, hein? ke iske baad hooooooo hi nahi sakta?

sighhhhhhh.

lmao mummy ko bas bahaana chahiye to push her ship together.

hahahahahahahahahahahha she’s worried kpk (sounds more like the plot of diya aur baati hum + roja?) waala scene na ho jaaye rohit ke saath.

vimmi is as usual, my absolute favt. person on this show.

this team-up is the most iconic and amazing ever. i love them both soooooooooo much.

"samajhdaar toh main zyaada hoon nahi." self aware. good.

sfdslksfjdslkfjlsdlfjdslffdj fanfic tropeeeeeee.

hahahahahaha his petty ass. rohit, you very well know you didn't deserve her graciousness then.

spoiltasssssssss malabar hill bratttttt.

bowwwww chicka bow wowwwwwwwww

the way he’s still looking at her even after she’s broken the moment!!!!!!!

tacky ke bacche, teri toh main.....

lol i can't get over it that she has her show's theme as her ringtone.

mummy is calling to ensure her child doesn't ruin the fanfic she's already 3 chapters deep into, in her head...

lololololol malabar hill mein bhi light gayi.

asdlkjdlaskjdlasjk too cuteeeeeeee.

ugh this twit. isko dekhte hi mera saara mood kharaab ho jaata hai.

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08.08.19

lmao wtf rohittttttttt, why are you such an extraaaaaaaaaa freak????

asalkdjsalkdjalkdjals itni jaldi baandh bhi diyaaaaa.

pffffffffffffffffffft.

like, there *is* a grownass dude living in this house, why not give his clothes?????

aslkfjsdlkfjldskfjlsdkjf the jhadoo. lmaoooooo, i can’t with this idiot anymore.

LOL THIS GRUMPYASS FUCK.

pls sona, i'm sure SOMETHING of pulkit's could have fit him!!!!

lmao @ pari bitching about her unicorn slippers, and rohit explaining his weird immune system issues to her.

[doorbell rings]

"main toilet mein nahi chupunga, main keh raha hoon!!!!!!!" hahahahahahahaha

aslkjdsalkdjlaskjdlaskjdlaskj

suman should play desi narcissa malfoy. permanent expression of dung under her nose.

and this dheent fucker tohhhh....

oufffffff no fighting early morning, pls!

i don't get this dad's character.... like he's all happy jolly nice and sweet with everyone, except rohit. it’s plausible of course, but like the polarity is just a little too much.

just seeing this woman's face makes me wanna..........

haaaye their silent communication.

if you come for the Sass King™, you best not miss.

oh ho apology.

when you gonna apologize to sona for shaking her like a ragdoll tho????

suman i need you to pls die at pehli fursat, you're really really really annoying.

sippy breakfast excitement. honestly, waaaay too much enthu in the morning.

lol gaye vimmi ke chances of seeing mahaepisode on large screen.

pari is being a little snitch bitch. ugh i really cannot with these two Asshole Rastogis.

lmao idhar toh ghanghorrrrrrrrrr blackmailing.

ouff ok i do not care about this painting nonsense. fwding.

i do not care about this dude and his wife either. i don't even know the wife's name, that's how less i care.

OMG ANIKA AUR REDUX GAURI KA KURTA GHOOM PHIR KE IDHAR SONAKSHI KE PAAS AA GAYA.

jesus h christ, is shirali styling this show?!?!?!?!?!??!? OH GOD WHY DIDN'T ANYONE WARNNNNN ME????? HOW COULD YOU PPL LET ME FIND OUT LIKE THIS??????

oh shit, now that i think of it, Irrelevant Sippy Brother™’s wardrobe is almost the same as shivaay’s..... all those atrangi suits. shit, i should have known!

oh shiiiiiiiiit girl, you in LOVE love.

ugh don't care about pari and ISB. they give me michmichi.

aye chup bait bey, literally no one is interested in your dumb character or what you have to say. ever.

lol sumit ko KPK mein netflix style prestige tv material chahiye.

dr. sippy has wormed his way into sona's head, and she's questioning the drama of it all.

oh shit that shady neta is calling.

ugh it's an infestation of vile men around this poor girl. i feel like arming her with a can of bug spray to blast them all in their rotten faces.

your wish is granted, sona!

MAKE SOME NOISE FOR THE SIPPY BOYS!

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09.08.19

lmao the voiceover during the vamp's scene. i'm really loving the behind the scenes look at how these shows are made.

hahaha chachu got distracted by the cooking scene. saare ke saare sippys ek hi khet ki mooli.

rohit is like chachu pls, it's not worth it, these ppl realllllly DO NOT care about accuracy, but akash just can't take it.

"is baar MUJHE koi problem nahi hai." snort. medical scene hota toh abhi idhar bakheda khada kiya hota.

rohit, pls know this is the exact emotion others experience when YOU start going on about medicine.

lmao nethra is 1000% done with the sippys.

ajit helpfully listing everyone's professions, in case KPK needs any consultants.

ohhhhhhhhhhh mama, i cannot wait till the sippys get to sumit.

also look at the telepathy going on here.

chachu still ranting about how phitkari will not make cooker explode as he's dragged away by sippy bros ("arre gal gayi aapki dal, yaar....")

the only time i'll support ISB is when he's up against this asshole.

"yeh ranveer singh kaun hai???" lol kuch zyaada nahi hua?

so far chachu has been most impressive with the intimidation.

BUT!!!!!!!!! A NEW PLAYER HAS ENTERED GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"bula; security bula. police bula. aur agar himmat hai, toh army bula."

sumit gets points for trying to be intimidating, but oh man i can feel the tension building. aaj toh phitkari se bhi vispot ho hi jaaye.

i just cannot fathom what its like to have THIS much arrogance and entitlement. must be soooooooo nice to be an upper caste cishet man with money.

....................... sumit. serial mein kaam karte ho aur yeh baaaaaaaaasic sa serial wale plot mein hi phas gaye?????????? laakh lanat.

sona has same question.

ok i have had enough of this sasta rahul roy. koi dafa karo yaar.

"khamakhaa inke mamaji ko kyun disturb karein? iske liye toh hum hi kaafi hain."

asjdlaksjdlaksjdlsk sippy strength.

nethra is THE MOST unrealistic character of this show; coz no tellywood producer would be thisssssssss obliging to these shenanigans. like, can you even imaaaaaagine?

oh pooja's here! i was wondering how come YK didn't come with sippy boys.

waise YK ki jagaah nishi ko aana chahiye tha. i would have loved to see her whoop sumit's ass from here to whatever backward bumfuck hellscape he’s from.

lol adjusted her ring for maximum impact.

TASTE THE SIPPY STRENGTH BITCHHHHHHHHHHH *dhoom theme music*

oh i'm glad this relationship has been repaired!

oh pls rohit yeh ainvayi ki naari shakti speech mat do. i hate when they make men do such performative bullshit. if they just HAD to have this, at least it would have been more believable coming from ajit or akash chachu, who haven't been shown to act like assholes to women around them.............

and this idiot girl is falling for it. oh sona, aim higher pls. the bar is literally on the ground with you.

omg this speech is not ending onlyyyyyy. samajh gaye na bhai, bandh kar. tere ko hospital nahi jaana kya aaj?

ajit is the tiniest sippy, but forever (ง'̀-'́)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง

he needs to meet gauri kumari sharma. they'd make the cutest pint-sized fighting team.

*mais voice* aye challlllllllllllll naaaaaaa.

i meannnnnn...... you coulda fired him at first offence, nethra. you're making this decision now, after his shit got to a whole other level? didn’t sonakshi deserve any of this when he misbehaved with her????? you're kinda responsible for enabling the godawful bastard till this point.

........... were the sippys in a collective coma for the last two decades? like even if they don't watch it, who doesn't know that this is how tellywood handles actor replacements????

rohit is on his high horse again. nethra is like chill tf out bro.

ughhhhhh the fondness with which he's looking at her.

"main dil ka doctor hoon, dil ka patient nahi. mere patients ko yeh sab khaana mana hai, mujhe nahi!"

*takes biggest chomp of a samosa ever*

sona’s reactions are most adorable.

ohhhhhh my heart.

ek thank you pe hi flat. ouffff, kya karoon main is ladki ka.

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ohhhhhhhhhh sheeeeeeeeeeeet, he saw the hoodie!!!

"favourite toh hai, par itni bhi nahi. tum rakh lo." ughhhhhhhhhh cute; but again, girl have SOMEEEEEEE standards. you need to have some criteria other than "Y chromosome, age 30 - 40, occasionally polite to me."

[tellywoodtrash]

ebss 15.07.19 lb

the episode is titled "kabir and pooja's endless tussle" so i'm already about 84% done, before even hitting play.

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why's he walking pair uthaa uthaake as if he's walking in water?

lmaoooooo @ him genially greeting all the guests he knows from way back.

pooja trying too hard to do beizzati but in vain. look at his smug smile.

oh ho, seems kabir was the rudra of the mittals, forever found behind the bar during parties. wonder if he has a special "punch" recipe too.

doesn't make a lot of sense though. first of all, kabir hasn't even been home in forever? even if he came home on leave, i doubt he'd spend his precious little time off on these corporate type parties. unless he was intentionally making the guests stiff drinks so that they could tolerate his dad, i guess.

sometimes, just sometimes, i really love this sassy dheent little shit.

this house is actually quite nice? probably doesn't pass mittal standards, but for my broke millennial ass that'll never own a house, really looks cute and cozy and ideal. (the nice terrace!!!!!!!!!!)

mummy is overjoyed that dhruv isn't out day drinking today.

but wait! mohammad decided to bring the mountain to him.

great. jusssssssst great.

poora aadha liter gatakne ke baad she's thinking about taste. best.

pooja is getting on my nerves so imma just focus on this one's wonderful face.

10 rs mein perk toh aa hi jaata hai, toh i'd be happy anyway.

lol she just can't staaaaaaaand his lack of reaction. what a loser.

tashan tashan tashan, dialogue dialogue dialogue.

lord, just make the fuck out.

idhar toh........ khair chodo.

these faces express my emotions perfectly.

kabir has taken on MC duties as well? what a self starter! aise toh end of week tak manager waali promotion pakki.

oh god oh god oh god he's talking about naach gaana. nooooooooo.

"naach gaane ki bina party thodi manhoos ho jaati hai. aur manhoos se yaad aaya, kaise hain aap????" lmaoooooo

zain's mimicking of varun dhawan mimicking salman is showing a little too much today.

putting her on the spot to sing. WHYYYYYYYYYY YOU LITTLE ASSHOLE BASTARD; I WAS ON YOUR SIDE TODAY.

they need to keep the show to such childish fuckery with each other. it would be so much better.

hahahahahaha the song she decided to sing is "khallaas" from company.

lmao his face. asshole.

god, the sexual tension.

OH NO. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NO. HE'S TALKING ABOUT TOKEN OF APPRECIATION. HE'S GONNA GIVE HER THE 10 RS BACK ISN'T HE????? UGHHHHHHHHHH KABIRRRRRRRRRRR 

oufffffffffffffffffffff.

sis ab glass todne ka kya fayda???? kisne bola tha client meeting ke beech mein hi panga lene ko? your priorities have been all fucked up today.

ouff dialoguebaazi about always fulfilling his promises.

pooja jo ek glass bacha hai, uske sar pe maarti. might as well have finished breaking the whole set. ab yeh ek extra reh jayega.

oh ho. i do not care for hungover chachi, unless it's to see kabir dealing with her in his patented way. which is not gonna happen, so i really don't care.

sonali being most relatable as always.

dhruv finally fessed up.

"apni tarah chanda types ko bewdi bana diya." ok i kinda snickered.

emotional blackmail from mummy chalu.

dadaji is all GHAR MEIN SHARAAAAAAAB????? as if they didn't have hugeass fully functioning bar in their old house. hattttt buddhe, with your selective morality.

dhruv has no fucks to give. of course.

amma idk why you're bothering. these two idiots are not gonna listen.

why's he swaggering about like that? and i already know she's gonna trip him. i just know it.

yup.

but also lmao the way he fell? so exaggerated and dramatic.

hein ab yeh kaun?

who ever he is, he's woefully under-dressed for this party.

starts off itself with "you bloody waiter" so we already hate and are praying for a swift yet gruesome death for him. it's so convenient when the trash identifies itself right from the start!

even pooja doesn't like him.

ASDGLKFJDLKFJ HE JUST CALLED KABIR "YOU PAAPI GUDIYA" KAUN HAI YEH NAMOONAAAAAAA

snort. good.

also this is kabir's go-to fight move when *anyone* acts too smart with him huh? gender-neutral “don’t fuck with me” move.

"abbe oh dabbang minus 2, hatt parey, yeh mera beta hai."

oh. explains a lot. 

oh mannnnnnn, i'm going to have fun watching kabir fuck up this papa-puttar duo.

everyone is slightly turned on for kabir rn.

oh god pooja, haven’t you had enough drama for the day????? honestly, how do you even live with this much first/second hand embarrassment on a daily basis?

kabir why the hell are you even defending yourself to these ppl? like.............. what's the point? just go home.

lmaooooooooooooooo, i am really here for lafanga kabir taking out his frustration on chopra.

ugh pooja, you are really doing a taandav all over my last damn nerve with your rich bitch bullshit.

amma, like me, does NOT approve.

some closing shots of shrenu's amazing face to soothe my sadda hua dil.

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oh shit kameene baap-bete ne pooja ke soup mein kuch mila diya!!!!!!!

called it last week itself, that kabir would be her saviour against the chopras.

but also ugh, ghatiya forced “romance” scene jhelna padega kal.