#like ughhhhhhhhhh. hate it. gonna have to have the You Need To Show Me How To Do My Job Or Im Quitting Before Youre Angry

[villalunae]

*choking myself out* I WILL NOT BE TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF AGAIN

[tellywoodtrash]

khkt 07 - 09.08.19 lbs

on popular demand................

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07.08.19

i hate the title track of the show with lyrics. it's the singer's neha kakkar-esque voice i think. i only like the piano theme.

sona is too pure. no one in this show deserves her, honestly.

but whew, the way he's looking at her.

ravi bhaiyya is this show's khanna. instantly on bhaabi's side.

cuteass fucks.

the only valid sippys. protecc them.

lmao sona's house is soooooooooooooo extra.

"baarish baahar ho rahi hai, mor ghar mein naach rahein hain!"

lmaoooooooooooooooo. sach mein, yeh ghar hai, ya goliyon ki raasleela - ram leela ki set?????

hahahaha omg the lil headshake. i can't.

hohohohoho, symbolic removal of ghadi.

unfffffffffffff.

aaaaaaaah that little reassuring blink he gives her!!!!!!!!!

so soft.

ouff, he's soooooo moofat, no cushioning words, no sugarcoating.

thank god he had the grace to apologize seeing her face change.

"dost toh aaj bhi nahi hai." oh. my heart. this is whyyyyy i want their relationship to have a solid foundation of friendship firsttttttttttt.

sniff. sob. my heart.

WHAT DID KARAN DOOOOOOOOO? DID HE TAKE HER CAR AND CHADAOFY IT OVER WHOEVER? DID HE MAKE HER DO IT SOMEHOW? WHAT HAPPENEDDDDDDDDDD??!?!? TELL US ALREADYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!???

"karan tumhare life mein abhi toh hai nahi; toh itna kyun affect karta hai tumhe?" says the guy who hasn't stopped dialing his ex's number for the last 4 years, and had a full-on weeping breakdown about her like, 3 hours ago.

aaaaaaaand he's sliding into the next one.

oh boo. oh baby. oh child.

raimaaaaaaaaa. iss show ki madaraati hui zinda (??) bhoot, jiske saamne aane tak koi sukoon nahi.

ugh my heartttttttttttttt. he's so saddddddd. someone hugggg himmmm.

“kabhi wapas aane waali nahi” coz .......... she's dead? in a vegetative state? or just coz she got PR in amreeeka/canayda/austwayyylia and is never coming back to the motherland again coz "eeeeee, yeh kahan aaye hummmmm, how tackyyyyyyyyy"????

aise kaunse heere-jawharaat jade hue the raima mein, hein? ke iske baad hooooooo hi nahi sakta?

sighhhhhhh.

lmao mummy ko bas bahaana chahiye to push her ship together.

hahahahahahahahahahahha she’s worried kpk (sounds more like the plot of diya aur baati hum + roja?) waala scene na ho jaaye rohit ke saath.

vimmi is as usual, my absolute favt. person on this show.

this team-up is the most iconic and amazing ever. i love them both soooooooooo much.

"samajhdaar toh main zyaada hoon nahi." self aware. good.

sfdslksfjdslkfjlsdlfjdslffdj fanfic tropeeeeeee.

hahahahahaha his petty ass. rohit, you very well know you didn't deserve her graciousness then.

spoiltasssssssss malabar hill bratttttt.

bowwwww chicka bow wowwwwwwwww

the way he’s still looking at her even after she’s broken the moment!!!!!!!

tacky ke bacche, teri toh main.....

lol i can't get over it that she has her show's theme as her ringtone.

mummy is calling to ensure her child doesn't ruin the fanfic she's already 3 chapters deep into, in her head...

lololololol malabar hill mein bhi light gayi.

asdlkjdlaskjdlasjk too cuteeeeeeee.

ugh this twit. isko dekhte hi mera saara mood kharaab ho jaata hai.

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08.08.19

lmao wtf rohittttttttt, why are you such an extraaaaaaaaaa freak????

asalkdjsalkdjalkdjals itni jaldi baandh bhi diyaaaaa.

pffffffffffffffffffft.

like, there *is* a grownass dude living in this house, why not give his clothes?????

aslkfjsdlkfjldskfjlsdkjf the jhadoo. lmaoooooo, i can’t with this idiot anymore.

LOL THIS GRUMPYASS FUCK.

pls sona, i'm sure SOMETHING of pulkit's could have fit him!!!!

lmao @ pari bitching about her unicorn slippers, and rohit explaining his weird immune system issues to her.

[doorbell rings]

"main toilet mein nahi chupunga, main keh raha hoon!!!!!!!" hahahahahahahaha

aslkjdsalkdjlaskjdlaskjdlaskj

suman should play desi narcissa malfoy. permanent expression of dung under her nose.

and this dheent fucker tohhhh....

oufffffff no fighting early morning, pls!

i don't get this dad's character.... like he's all happy jolly nice and sweet with everyone, except rohit. it’s plausible of course, but like the polarity is just a little too much.

just seeing this woman's face makes me wanna..........

haaaye their silent communication.

if you come for the Sass King™, you best not miss.

oh ho apology.

when you gonna apologize to sona for shaking her like a ragdoll tho????

suman i need you to pls die at pehli fursat, you're really really really annoying.

sippy breakfast excitement. honestly, waaaay too much enthu in the morning.

lol gaye vimmi ke chances of seeing mahaepisode on large screen.

pari is being a little snitch bitch. ugh i really cannot with these two Asshole Rastogis.

lmao idhar toh ghanghorrrrrrrrrr blackmailing.

ouff ok i do not care about this painting nonsense. fwding.

i do not care about this dude and his wife either. i don't even know the wife's name, that's how less i care.

OMG ANIKA AUR REDUX GAURI KA KURTA GHOOM PHIR KE IDHAR SONAKSHI KE PAAS AA GAYA.

jesus h christ, is shirali styling this show?!?!?!?!?!??!? OH GOD WHY DIDN'T ANYONE WARNNNNN ME????? HOW COULD YOU PPL LET ME FIND OUT LIKE THIS??????

oh shit, now that i think of it, Irrelevant Sippy Brother™’s wardrobe is almost the same as shivaay’s..... all those atrangi suits. shit, i should have known!

oh shiiiiiiiiit girl, you in LOVE love.

ugh don't care about pari and ISB. they give me michmichi.

aye chup bait bey, literally no one is interested in your dumb character or what you have to say. ever.

lol sumit ko KPK mein netflix style prestige tv material chahiye.

dr. sippy has wormed his way into sona's head, and she's questioning the drama of it all.

oh shit that shady neta is calling.

ugh it's an infestation of vile men around this poor girl. i feel like arming her with a can of bug spray to blast them all in their rotten faces.

your wish is granted, sona!

MAKE SOME NOISE FOR THE SIPPY BOYS!

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09.08.19

lmao the voiceover during the vamp's scene. i'm really loving the behind the scenes look at how these shows are made.

hahaha chachu got distracted by the cooking scene. saare ke saare sippys ek hi khet ki mooli.

rohit is like chachu pls, it's not worth it, these ppl realllllly DO NOT care about accuracy, but akash just can't take it.

"is baar MUJHE koi problem nahi hai." snort. medical scene hota toh abhi idhar bakheda khada kiya hota.

rohit, pls know this is the exact emotion others experience when YOU start going on about medicine.

lmao nethra is 1000% done with the sippys.

ajit helpfully listing everyone's professions, in case KPK needs any consultants.

ohhhhhhhhhhh mama, i cannot wait till the sippys get to sumit.

also look at the telepathy going on here.

chachu still ranting about how phitkari will not make cooker explode as he's dragged away by sippy bros ("arre gal gayi aapki dal, yaar....")

the only time i'll support ISB is when he's up against this asshole.

"yeh ranveer singh kaun hai???" lol kuch zyaada nahi hua?

so far chachu has been most impressive with the intimidation.

BUT!!!!!!!!! A NEW PLAYER HAS ENTERED GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"bula; security bula. police bula. aur agar himmat hai, toh army bula."

sumit gets points for trying to be intimidating, but oh man i can feel the tension building. aaj toh phitkari se bhi vispot ho hi jaaye.

i just cannot fathom what its like to have THIS much arrogance and entitlement. must be soooooooo nice to be an upper caste cishet man with money.

....................... sumit. serial mein kaam karte ho aur yeh baaaaaaaaasic sa serial wale plot mein hi phas gaye?????????? laakh lanat.

sona has same question.

ok i have had enough of this sasta rahul roy. koi dafa karo yaar.

"khamakhaa inke mamaji ko kyun disturb karein? iske liye toh hum hi kaafi hain."

asjdlaksjdlaksjdlsk sippy strength.

nethra is THE MOST unrealistic character of this show; coz no tellywood producer would be thisssssssss obliging to these shenanigans. like, can you even imaaaaaagine?

oh pooja's here! i was wondering how come YK didn't come with sippy boys.

waise YK ki jagaah nishi ko aana chahiye tha. i would have loved to see her whoop sumit's ass from here to whatever backward bumfuck hellscape he’s from.

lol adjusted her ring for maximum impact.

TASTE THE SIPPY STRENGTH BITCHHHHHHHHHHH *dhoom theme music*

oh i'm glad this relationship has been repaired!

oh pls rohit yeh ainvayi ki naari shakti speech mat do. i hate when they make men do such performative bullshit. if they just HAD to have this, at least it would have been more believable coming from ajit or akash chachu, who haven't been shown to act like assholes to women around them.............

and this idiot girl is falling for it. oh sona, aim higher pls. the bar is literally on the ground with you.

omg this speech is not ending onlyyyyyy. samajh gaye na bhai, bandh kar. tere ko hospital nahi jaana kya aaj?

ajit is the tiniest sippy, but forever (ง'̀-'́)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง

he needs to meet gauri kumari sharma. they'd make the cutest pint-sized fighting team.

*mais voice* aye challlllllllllllll naaaaaaa.

i meannnnnn...... you coulda fired him at first offence, nethra. you're making this decision now, after his shit got to a whole other level? didn’t sonakshi deserve any of this when he misbehaved with her????? you're kinda responsible for enabling the godawful bastard till this point.

........... were the sippys in a collective coma for the last two decades? like even if they don't watch it, who doesn't know that this is how tellywood handles actor replacements????

rohit is on his high horse again. nethra is like chill tf out bro.

ughhhhhh the fondness with which he's looking at her.

"main dil ka doctor hoon, dil ka patient nahi. mere patients ko yeh sab khaana mana hai, mujhe nahi!"

*takes biggest chomp of a samosa ever*

sona’s reactions are most adorable.

ohhhhhh my heart.

ek thank you pe hi flat. ouffff, kya karoon main is ladki ka.

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ohhhhhhhhhh sheeeeeeeeeeeet, he saw the hoodie!!!

"favourite toh hai, par itni bhi nahi. tum rakh lo." ughhhhhhhhhh cute; but again, girl have SOMEEEEEEE standards. you need to have some criteria other than "Y chromosome, age 30 - 40, occasionally polite to me."

[tellywoodtrash]

ebss 15.07.19 lb

the episode is titled "kabir and pooja's endless tussle" so i'm already about 84% done, before even hitting play.

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why's he walking pair uthaa uthaake as if he's walking in water?

lmaoooooo @ him genially greeting all the guests he knows from way back.

pooja trying too hard to do beizzati but in vain. look at his smug smile.

oh ho, seems kabir was the rudra of the mittals, forever found behind the bar during parties. wonder if he has a special "punch" recipe too.

doesn't make a lot of sense though. first of all, kabir hasn't even been home in forever? even if he came home on leave, i doubt he'd spend his precious little time off on these corporate type parties. unless he was intentionally making the guests stiff drinks so that they could tolerate his dad, i guess.

sometimes, just sometimes, i really love this sassy dheent little shit.

this house is actually quite nice? probably doesn't pass mittal standards, but for my broke millennial ass that'll never own a house, really looks cute and cozy and ideal. (the nice terrace!!!!!!!!!!)

mummy is overjoyed that dhruv isn't out day drinking today.

but wait! mohammad decided to bring the mountain to him.

great. jusssssssst great.

poora aadha liter gatakne ke baad she's thinking about taste. best.

pooja is getting on my nerves so imma just focus on this one's wonderful face.

10 rs mein perk toh aa hi jaata hai, toh i'd be happy anyway.

lol she just can't staaaaaaaand his lack of reaction. what a loser.

tashan tashan tashan, dialogue dialogue dialogue.

lord, just make the fuck out.

idhar toh........ khair chodo.

these faces express my emotions perfectly.

kabir has taken on MC duties as well? what a self starter! aise toh end of week tak manager waali promotion pakki.

oh god oh god oh god he's talking about naach gaana. nooooooooo.

"naach gaane ki bina party thodi manhoos ho jaati hai. aur manhoos se yaad aaya, kaise hain aap????" lmaoooooo

zain's mimicking of varun dhawan mimicking salman is showing a little too much today.

putting her on the spot to sing. WHYYYYYYYYYY YOU LITTLE ASSHOLE BASTARD; I WAS ON YOUR SIDE TODAY.

they need to keep the show to such childish fuckery with each other. it would be so much better.

hahahahahaha the song she decided to sing is "khallaas" from company.

lmao his face. asshole.

god, the sexual tension.

OH NO. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NO. HE'S TALKING ABOUT TOKEN OF APPRECIATION. HE'S GONNA GIVE HER THE 10 RS BACK ISN'T HE????? UGHHHHHHHHHH KABIRRRRRRRRRRR 

oufffffffffffffffffffff.

sis ab glass todne ka kya fayda???? kisne bola tha client meeting ke beech mein hi panga lene ko? your priorities have been all fucked up today.

ouff dialoguebaazi about always fulfilling his promises.

pooja jo ek glass bacha hai, uske sar pe maarti. might as well have finished breaking the whole set. ab yeh ek extra reh jayega.

oh ho. i do not care for hungover chachi, unless it's to see kabir dealing with her in his patented way. which is not gonna happen, so i really don't care.

sonali being most relatable as always.

dhruv finally fessed up.

"apni tarah chanda types ko bewdi bana diya." ok i kinda snickered.

emotional blackmail from mummy chalu.

dadaji is all GHAR MEIN SHARAAAAAAAB????? as if they didn't have hugeass fully functioning bar in their old house. hattttt buddhe, with your selective morality.

dhruv has no fucks to give. of course.

amma idk why you're bothering. these two idiots are not gonna listen.

why's he swaggering about like that? and i already know she's gonna trip him. i just know it.

yup.

but also lmao the way he fell? so exaggerated and dramatic.

hein ab yeh kaun?

who ever he is, he's woefully under-dressed for this party.

starts off itself with "you bloody waiter" so we already hate and are praying for a swift yet gruesome death for him. it's so convenient when the trash identifies itself right from the start!

even pooja doesn't like him.

ASDGLKFJDLKFJ HE JUST CALLED KABIR "YOU PAAPI GUDIYA" KAUN HAI YEH NAMOONAAAAAAA

snort. good.

also this is kabir's go-to fight move when *anyone* acts too smart with him huh? gender-neutral “don’t fuck with me” move.

"abbe oh dabbang minus 2, hatt parey, yeh mera beta hai."

oh. explains a lot. 

oh mannnnnnn, i'm going to have fun watching kabir fuck up this papa-puttar duo.

everyone is slightly turned on for kabir rn.

oh god pooja, haven’t you had enough drama for the day????? honestly, how do you even live with this much first/second hand embarrassment on a daily basis?

kabir why the hell are you even defending yourself to these ppl? like.............. what's the point? just go home.

lmaooooooooooooooo, i am really here for lafanga kabir taking out his frustration on chopra.

ugh pooja, you are really doing a taandav all over my last damn nerve with your rich bitch bullshit.

amma, like me, does NOT approve.

some closing shots of shrenu's amazing face to soothe my sadda hua dil.

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oh shit kameene baap-bete ne pooja ke soup mein kuch mila diya!!!!!!!

called it last week itself, that kabir would be her saviour against the chopras.

but also ugh, ghatiya forced “romance” scene jhelna padega kal.

[tellywoodtrash]

ishqbaaz 04.10.17 lb

wow, mishra still has a job. i thought khanna had taken over all of those duties. 

his face as she bitches about him.

“GAPPI AUR JHOOTA KISM KA INSAAN.” LMAO

dadi’s a terrible actor. truly terrible. 

LMAO LOOK AT HIS PRIDE AT DADI’S PRAISE. BUDDY, GRANDMAS AREN’T THE MOST OBJECTIVE OF PEOPLE.

“billu ke tante”

honestly, they should just change the name of the show to this.

i am mesmerized by all the faces he’s making. a work of art. 

HA! HA HA! PAKAD LIYAAAAAAAAAAAA

LOLOLOL TOO LATE. 

snorttttttttttttt. son, give uppp. absolutely no one here is convinced you’re talking to mishra. 

“it’s not fair on ME shivaay. shivaay.” 

what a fucking idiot. 

“hazaar nahi hai, shivaay is a rare name ok!!!!!!”

this idiot’s commitment to his plan lasted a whole hour. like, what a weakass loser. 

“inki PATELI mein aa gayi main.” 

anika’s on fire with her new vocabulary today. 

snort. bitching about the ring. 

USKE BAARE MEIN KUCH BHI BOLO, CHALEGA. RING KE BAARE MEIN MAT BOLO!!!!!! HE SPENT A WHOLE DAY ON IT. IT’S RING #69!!!! 

hehehehehehehe 69 😏😏😏😏

“iska toh time up ho gaya.” 

oh my heart why is she so beautiful and adorable and ughhhhhhhhhh she’s ruining my life shivaay how the fuck could you do this to her?!!? if she was my wife i wouldn’t let her leave my siiiiiiiiight. 

KAANCHO KA HRITHIK ROSHAN HAHAHAHAHA

lmaooooo she’s trading it for a dinner settttttttttttt

“jab dene waale ko emotion ki padi nahi hai, toh main kya emotion ka achchaar daaloongi?” 

preach!!!!! 

LOL DADI IS SUCH TRAITOR. zero value for khoon and khaandaan. 

his teeth clenching rage tho. 

omgggggggggg, he just legit climbed over the table. billu fucking hell, you’re the worsttttt at this.

“aapko bada pata hai iske baare mein.” 

shit’s getting serious. 

aaaaaaaaaaaaaand KNOCK OUT. straight to the fucking heart. 

fake wife who looks like the real wife is here. 

ugh om, how can you be so good at one relationship and so fucking crap at another???? can’t you just be shit at everything so i can haaaate you??

also, ouff, what even is your face. *kisses the screen* 

he hasn’t said a sherrrrr for a really long time though. 

ok i’m crying at the sher. fuck you ommmmmmmmmm. i’m trying to haaate you here! 

“can i get a hug??”

lol these two always have the most emotional hugs when rudra isn’t here. guess his position in the bromance is really clear now. 

yeahhhhh, sureeeee, bada aaya share karne waala. 

billu’s fooling absolutely NO ONE with his bs. like... golden kela for your efforts, son. 

LOL OF COURSE OM’S HERE TO DO BHAABI’S BIDDING. 

MY GOD DOES ANYONE EVEN LOVE SHIVAAY ANYMORE, OR DO THEY JUST CONSIDER HIM ANIKA’S HUSBAND AND TOLERATE HIM????

even though this is all for a purpose, i’m glad om is at least talking about his relationship and problems. 

OOOOOOOOOOOOOPS! 

“bitch, you are in soooooooooooooooo much trouble.”

[inside billu’s head]:

OM, EVEN “AMNESIAC” SHIVAAY REMEMBERS YOUR DAMN WIFE. TU BHI KABHI YAAD KARLE, BEHENCH....

god anika, such pissssss poooooor hiding job.

is anika in some kinda danger from tanya/tanya’s boss? like he seemed more spooked by the fact that tanya is also here, rather than just anika snooping. 

“tu kya kar raha hai, aur kyun kar raha hai, yeh sirf tu jaanta hai.” 

the tagline to the show “billu ke tante” 

“... teri wajah se, kisi ka dil toot raha hai.” 

ok, weeping like a bitch baby rn. the aniKara brotp is steadily climbing to be up there for me with shivRi. 

also lord, i can’t help but think of @nawaazishein‘s latest text post meme where it was like “is a wreck, gives others lifestyle advice.” OM THE FUCK YOU EVEN DOING WITH YOUR DAMN LIFE???? 

ok tanya’s dead eyed stare is creeping me out. she looks like if someone stole jankee’s soul and made her into a zombie. 

lol the oberois are suchhhhhh a big corporation and they still maintain PAPER records of accounts???? why do you not have a software that generates reports with the click of a button???? 

loving tej’s jazzzzzzy pink and blue files. 

OOOOOOOOOOOH KHOOOOOOOOOON 

tej’s gotten a creepyyyy invite to the mills tooooo. 

OMG A CASSETTE PLAYER. THAT’S THE MOST SHOCKING THING RN. WHERE THE FUCK EVEN DID SOMEONE GET ONE OF THOSE FROM?????

oh hoooooo, saare ke saaare buddhe mile hue hai. 

abhay’s making his shark waale moves on chashmish. 

“kyunki woh mera bhai hai. aur main apne bhaiyyon ke liye kuch bhi kar sakta hoon.” 

ok he’s deffffffffffinitely shivaay’s chota bhai. or something. 

oh shakti ji, you’ll need all the divine providence you can get.

yup. he’s gotten his fun little invite too! it’s a paaaaaaaaaarty! 

no srsly, this chotu shark singh oberoi is way better at business than the original and i really want him to take everything over already. he’s so well prepared and has all the paperwork all ready and shiz! 

lmao i knewwwwwww he’d fuck chashmish over in some way. after that exploding house stunt, i’d come to expect it. 

ooooh he kinda looks like my rare white-boy crush, jake gyllenhaal. *love for abhay intensifies*

PLEASE ABHAY, PLEASE BE GOOD AND NOT EVIL. COZ I LOVE YOU, YOU BABY BADASS. 

ooooooooooooh, is it a clue, that he spray painted an S??? is abhay an alias? does his real name start with S??? 

shankar? to keep with the lord shiva theme? 

murder party’s getting staaaaaaaaaaaaaarted at the millllllls! 

god bless your faaaaaaaace. 

yeh shaayari bhi karta hai. my god, is he some kinda genetic hybrid/chimera of the three oBros? 

i mean rudra has no redeeming quality other than muscle tone, so... i guess that’s his contribution to the perfection that is abhay? 

i love how he calls om “ghalib” 

“tabaahi” seems to be abhay’s favourite word, and tbh i’m a little concerned. 

my favourite word is “snack”. because i love snacks. 

LMAO RUDRA HANDLING A LAND DEAL IS THE BIGGEST JOKE. EVER. LIKE I WOULD LITERALLY TRUST KHANNA TO GET WORK DONE BETTER THAN RUDRA. I WOULD TRUST SAHILLLLL TO GET WORK DONE BETTER THAN RUDRA. (sumo’s voice calling him “cryyyyy babyyyyy” echoing in my head.)

also, i didn’t even notice rudra was missing. i was just... relieved that he was leaving bhavya the fuck alone. 

GET A MOVE ON WITH THIS MILL WAALA RAAZ ALREADY.

each one of these 4 be thinking ‘it’s bad enough having to see these people in my own home, where i live, but to meet them outside too? ugh.’ 

is this kalyani mills raaz related to shivaay’s thing, or is that a whooooole different thing? ALSO ARE EITHER OF THESE THINGS RELATED TO THE WHOLE RAAZ DADI DIDN’T WANT ANIKA TO DISCOVER???? THERE’S TOO MANY FUCKING RAAZS HERE AND I’M CONFUSED. 

LET QUEEN SVETLANA BE BEHIND THIS!!!!!!!!

jhanvi’s defense of tej has me rolling my eyes but i am loving shakti’s defense of pinky. i just like supportive husbands ok??!??!

ok whaaaaaaaat did you awful fuckers doooooooooo??? 

OMG GAURIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII *jumps into screen and smothers my girl with hugs and kisses* 

oh she was in bareilly to look after MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

OH GOD GAURI YOU STUPID GIRL FUCK OMKARA. LIKE........... IN A NON SEXUAL WAY. FUCK HIM TO FUCKING FUCK, HE’S THE FUCKING WORST. 

LAAYAK?!?!?! PYAAR?!?!?! GIRL OUFFFFFF AKAL GHAAAS CHARRNE GAYI HAI KYA TUMHARI???????????????

jab jaate waqt nahi bataaya, toh aate waqt kyun bataa rahi ho??? 

typical desi husband/dad waala phone picking up: “hmmm?”

OMFG HE HUNG UP ON HER WHAT A RUDEASS BITCH I HATE HIMMMMMMMMMM

tumhaare “jhaanse” mein nahi phasne waala. omfg. die omkara. no really, just.... die. for a little bit. till i can stop being so mad. 

OMG BHAVYA’S ACTUALLY AT HER JOB. LOOK HOW PRODUCTIVE SHE’S BEING WHEN RUDRA ISN’T FUCKING UP HER LIFE

omg just taaaaaaaaaaaake the mithai bhavya. it’s fesitval season too. like... what even is dusshera/diwali without eating your own weight in kaaju katlis??? 

anti corruption???? rishwat??? this better not be some new shit rudra has put in her life. i wouldn’t put it past him to pull such crap. 

lmao why the fuck would she keep proof of her taking bribes in the files of her office?!!?!?!?

oh shit the mithaiiiii box is gonna have money.

ok literally who cares about this issue about bhavya??? there’s so many other plots that need resolving???? 

also, is this a sultan thing or.....???? 

mill incident happened 25 years ago. meaning shivaay was about 8, and om about 2 or 3. rudra and prinku were non existent. 

oh man, what a glorious-sounding time. take me back to then, so i can live in a world where there’s no rudra or prinku!!!!!!!!! 

interesting use of the word “tabaaahi”, pinky! hmmmmmm, who’s been using that word a lot lately???? 

ugh it’s just gonna be something lame like they set the mills on fire for insurance money coz they were in financial trouble or some shit. 

is this the same incident that tia’s dad was implicated in? i need to go back and investigate. 

kamaaal hai gauri, you told this punkass english teacher where you were going but no one in the house???? like, you could have just told dadi/jhanvi if you didn’t wanna bother shivika about it. 

ugh arjun no one wants your fucking love advice, you shady-hotel-visiting weirdo. 

OH GOD DON’T MAKE HER REHEARSE. 1. IT’S WEIRD AND PERSONAL. AND 2. OF COURSE OM IS GOING TO HEAR THIS AND HIS FUCKED UP BRAIN IS GOING TO FUCK IT UP FURTHER

UGH I CAN’T EVEN WATCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

while shivaay has the wholesome power of detecting wife’s presence, this creep has the superpower of super hearing. that he’s using to eavesdrop on his wife. 

gosh and he looks so creepy, like a fucking serial killer. jesus how can one man look so entirely different in two scenes???

GHINNNNNNNNNNN TOH MUJHE TUMPE AATI OMKARA YOU SUCKKKKKK OMG YOU SUCK MORE THAN WORK ON A WEEKEND AND THAT’S ONE OF THE SUCKIEST THINGS EVER.

siiiiiiiiiiiiigh. as usual, yet another woman’s hasta-khelta, mostly perfect life has been ruined to the power of tiffany after coming in contact with the oberois. 

thank god sumo, mallika and tia got out when they could. 

i hope wherever she is, ragini is thanking her lucky stars. and that she’s married vikram. 

at least officer dad believes her. 

YIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKES THIS CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEP. i genuinely got scared and screamed a little. 

ugh this hug is giving me michmichiiiii. get your filthyyyyy paws off my girl! 

but also, him struggling with both rage and having missed her and wanting to genuinely hug her. *sighhhhhh* oh omki. why are you so fuckeddd uppppp?????????????

OK THEY NEED TO STOP WITH THE JUMP SHOTS COZ I’M GENUINELY A LITTLE SCARED OF KUNAL RIGHT NOW 

ugh this fakeassssssssss bitchhhhhh i hate him sooooo much my godddddddd.

oh shit, don’t want your surpriseeeee. don’t wantttt. 

GOOD. END THE RELATIONSHIP. FREE HER ALREADY. I JUST WANT MY GIRL TO BE FREE OF YOUR SOUL-SUCKING, TOXIC PRESENCE. YOU’RE NOT EVEN WORTHY OF CHAATOFYING THE DHOOL OFF MY QUEEN’S FEET. YOU IRREDEEMABLE FUCKWIT OF THE FIRST ORDER. 

shivaay just can’t keep away from this “random strange woman who’s calling herself his wife”. 

oh god i’m fucking crying at her breakdown already, how am i going to watch it tomorrow???? 

ok, thank god he gave up the act and hugged her back. 

BUT OH NO, TANYA IS WATCHING AND HE’S ABOUT TO BREAK MY GIRL’S HEART AGAIN!!!!!11!!!! 

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OUFFF THE TENSION, I CAN'T STAND IT. EITHER SPIT IT OUT, OR JUST FALL ASLEEP ALREADY.  😒😒😒

ughhhhhhhhhh. anikaaaaaaaaaa. you idiot girlllll. 😑😑😑

oufffff, againnnnnn with all the suspense buildup when we know she isn't gonna tell him. 😤😤😤

there. i knew it. 🙄🙄🙄

ouff, soneeee de na, billu. 😒😒😒

OH THANK GOD THEY DIDN'T SEX WITH HER UNDER THE INFLUENCE. *gets down on my knees and thanks all the gods and offers all the naariyals and bhog* 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

"pata nahi log ITNA kyun peete hai." 

lmao ok girl, calm down. you had HALF A GLASS OF CHAMPAGNE. how the hell even do you get a hangover from that little???? 😐😐😐

who's baagad billa barking at so early in the morning? 🤔🤔🤔

pfffffffft, awaiiiii ka drama to pester my girl. 😤😤😤

"tu hi toh chahti thi ke woh tujhse itna nafrat kare ki tere jaane ka gham hi na ho unhe."

awww man, my girlllllll. i can't watch her like this. i can't. i caaan't. 😭😭😭

ok pinky you honestly need professional help. this is veering into some weird reverse-oedipal kinda territory now. 😣😣😣

hey, prinku looks niceeee. 😌😌😌

god. this damn family and its MEETINGS. y r u assholes lyk dis? 😑😑😑

ugh, look how happy and excited he issss. this poor childddddddd. *holds him to protect him from everything bad coming his way* 😩😩😩

god, can pinky pleaseeeeeeeeee drop dead so we can have have jhanvi formally adopt shivaay??? 😣😣😣

ouffff, i hate this damn blouse of anika's. 😒😒😒

and i haaaaaate this awaiiiii ka torturing of anika. pehle se hi she has to go through so much... uske upar se, she doesn’t even get a few last moments with him, thanks to his nonsense. 😤😤😤

ok pinky is...like, she's a CARICATURE, with how boorishly evil she is now. i can't even take her seriously anymore. 🙄🙄🙄

DUDE, WHY ISN'T IT ENOUGH THAT SHE GOES?!?!? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PINKY??????? HONESTLY, HADH HOTI HAI! 😣😣😣

who is she inviting? is it kameeni? is it nayantara??? some other spawn of satan???? 😑😑😑

oufffff this stupid boy and his fixation on decorations. 😒😒😒

... taking a break to go eat arabic food with my cousin. coz pehle petttt pooja, phir baaki dooja.... falafel >>> fuckery.  . . . . . .

ok back. ugh, i don't want to watchhhhhhh. 😫😫😫

ouff, dadi-billu sappiness. 🙄🙄🙄

liar, bharpai my ass. you're just trying to get into her pants, you perv. suhaag raat ke liye hi kar raha hai dusri shaadi. we’ve all seen ipkknd here. we know how you 4 lions men work. 😒😒😒

yes ok we get the name of the show is ishqbaaz. get over it already. 300 episodes and still this fuckery. 🙄🙄🙄

god. 300 episodes. the amount of fuckery we have all tolerated from this show, you guys. natural selection got the weak ones, but we're still standing!!!! we’ve proven that there’s no amount of mental torture we can’t handle! 

ok she's doing shayari now and i can't, ok. i fucking can't. fwding. ⏩⏩⏩

ohhhhhhh boy. anikaa. girlllllll. don't do this. 😖😖😖

lmfao i fucking knewwwww those two fuckers wouldn't be able to keep this shit to themselves. honestly, unke pet mein KUCH BHI NAHI REHTAAAA. 😂😂😂

ANIKA KE SAR KI JHOOTI KASAM BHI KHAA LI. IDIOTS. 🙄🙄🙄

yesssssss pleaseeeee jhanviiiiii, do something!!!! 😫😫😫

ugh anikaaaaaaaaaaaa. you stupidddd girllll. listen to the one sensible elder in the houseee. 😣😣😣

OUFF AGAIN WITH THE PAIR CHOOONA. GIRL STOPPPPPP. 😬😬😬

i can'ttttt stop cryingg. my two queens. 😭😭😭😭😭

goddddd pinky. why are you likeeee this. like ok, whatever your issues with anika are... fine. BUT WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR ISSUE WITH GAURI, MAN??????? LIKE.... SHE'S HUMAN SUNSHINE. SHE'S LIKE IF ICE CREAM WAS A HUMAN BEING. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU???? 😡😡😡😡

jhanviiiiii, onlyyyyy youuuu can counterrr pinkyyyy. please dooooo something. be the batman to her jokerrrrr. 👿👿👿

ughhhh these two. ugh, chalo dekh hi lete hai. coz i don't want to get to whatever hell is waiting for me at the end of this ep. 😐😐😐

... btw, why are they meeting outside in some rando garden like clandestine romeo-juliet? what is their living situation like? why haven't they done prinku's bidaai if they've accepted her marriage? 🤔🤔🤔

“i tried to gaslight you and made your life literallllllllll hell, but look, shiny things to make you forget!” 😚😚😚

nice to see subha is mortal and gets ingrown hairs too. #stars #theyrejustlikeus 

... wow ok, she's easy to please. 😒😒😒

ok bored with this scene, fwding. i just need this ep to end already so i can be free of my misery. 🙄🙄🙄

dude why can't they buy surbhi extensions that match her hair colour???? they're soo much lighter than her real hair, and it's really obvioussss. 😐😐😐

ok who just keeps the sindoor ki dibbi just open like that???? that too when it's all full? you're just asking for a disaster. 😬😬😬

ohhhhh man, flashback to the day when he sexed the memories back into her. 😭😭😭

of course he caught it. just like before the the wedding drama with tia. except that time, it was a reassuring symbol that their marriage would make it through this. this time, i don't know what to make of it, knowing what's coming up. 😕😕😕

sniff. sob. who's crying, not me. nope. perfectly fine here! not feeling like i've been kicked in the stomach at all! 🙃🙃🙃

godddd, the precap. *lies on the floor facedown*