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I just saw an article about this incredible photoshoot and I'm completely obsessed.
During covid restrictions, photographer Steven Haining was joking with some friends that "well hey if we all have scuba tanks we could all be breathing our own air during a photo shoot" and then was like wait hold on that's not a bad idea.
Flash forward, and he's doing a full photo shoot in Fathom Five National Marine Park.
Now please keep in mind that this park is in Tobermory, Canada, on Georgian Bay. It is COLD. The water temp is about 14 C (or 57 F) in the middle of July when they did this shoot. They shot for close to 30 minutes at a depth of 9.5m (32 ft) with the model, Ciara Antoski, having a support person nearby at all times to give her air. Everyone else is in full wetsuits or even dry suits and she has this pretty dress and a weight belt. I have been swimming in Georgian Bay. It is COLD. This is incredibly impressive and must have required intense training.
The results are breathtaking.
And safety first of course:
Link to the photographer's website:
I cannot find any links for the model Ciara Antoski but if I do I'll add them here.
Anyways. Figured this is the kind of thing tumblr might appreciate!
#photography#guinness book of world records#world record#underwater photography#Canada#Tobermory#shipwrecks#mermaids#mermaid vibes#Emily talks#diving#scuba#like this is just unreal y'all#image description#alt text
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Hate to be that one person who completely missed the homoerotic codependency that was going on in Hymn to Virgil on genius.com
#i just think it's silly how they're like “no y'all the you hozier is talking about is clearly the woman not Virgil”#“it's not like the song is literally called hymn to Virgil or in other words praise/worship to Virgil”#but anyways#thank you Hozier the gays (me) are going crazy for this one#andrew hozier byrne#hymn to virgil#Hozier#unreal unearth#unreal unearth unending
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in the scenario where Mephone is friends with other object show hosts, do y'all think that he stays up at night trying to reassure himself that the other hosts are real?
#yknow just a thought#osc community#shitpost#textpost#i watch II 17 if you can't tell and i have many a thought about it#inanimate insanity#ii mephone4#like mephone being friends with two and him constantly trying to remind himself that two is in fact real#and not just another character he made up just to give himself company? that two wont be taken away from him like the others?#and this isnt just about two this is about any of the hosts im just using two as an example here#unreality#<-- just in case#also if ANY OF Y'ALL COME AROUND HERE CALLING MEPHONE A CHILD YOUR ASS IS GETTING BLOCKED#anyone who sees that grown ass man as a child is immediately my nemesis#twophone#cause whynot
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⚠️WARNING⚠️
This post includes mentions of:
Rape
Sexual assault
Blog The Great Rouge
NaJ/Need and Jock AU
Mentions of children being sexualized and having NSFW art drawn of them
Again, Rouge as a whole warning, the person who made the PJ's Daycare AU
This entire post deals with dark topics and if I missed any warnings for the list, I apologize in advance.
What the fuck
. . .
I'm...
I fully expected for people to be hateful about this but no one is. Two people have literally said it brings up bad memories! What the fuck is this?!-
This comic is genuinely so problematic. I don't care that its "nostalgic" or whatever the fuck.
"Ignore the creator" till you realize that the Creator tried to justify rape.
Literally in the comic Goth rapes Pallette. Pallette is of course traumatized, a whole thing happens, amd Goth tries to kill himself. Then Palette's all like: "No I wanted to, I just wasn't ready, I wanted it which was why I didn't stop you."
. . .
What the actual fuck
She even fucking drew it happening, which is even worse.
Horror x Cross Chara in his child form is a thing. Btw there's art of them fucking as well.
Killer ships incest in the comic. Automatically, ew. "Nightmare x Dream is so forbidden" maybe cause their brothers. Blood brothers. They are siblings.
Also everyone in these comics are most likely under 18 because they are in highschool meaning the creator drew child porn. Child porn people. You fuckers can not be serious saying: "Let's just ignore the creator guys!"
Disgusting.
And before any mother fucker starts going: "It's just Gacha-" THERE'S PEOPLE OUTSIDE OF THIS WHO ARE LIKE THIS! I can not. I just- How the fuck can people be like this? This isn't a situation where you can just remove a creator from the AU, the AU itself is so fucked that you have to rewrite everything from scratch. Even then I don't think many people can see the AU in the same way.
If I see one person saying that it's just pixles, that it doesn't affect reality, I'm going to scream. This comic and many others affected so many people in the Undertale community that even to this day people are still unable to even think of the damn things.
I can't. I genuinely fucking can't with people. One moment mother fuckers are being overly sensitive about shit and now they're pulling this bullshit! WHY DO YOU PEOPLE DO THIS? WHAT WILL IT TAKE FOR YOU PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND THAT THINGS LIKE THIS, FICTIONAL OR NOT, ARE NOT AND NEVER WILL BE OKAY!?
Just might go insane, I can feel my sanity dropping. Dude I haven't even went into detail about this damn AU there's so much. All of the Rouge comic bullshit has so much.
#undertale#thegreatrouge#undertale au#problematic#comics#nerd and jock#what the fuck :((((#no like dude what the actual fuck#another rant from Lost#i can't#wtf#gross#negative#rant#rant post#fandom#whyyyy#utmv#utmv au#bullshit#sobbing#i genuinely don't know why people are like this i just#fucking hell#discusting#some of you mother fuckers need mental help because some of the shit y'all do is unreal
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It’s kind of a gross misstatement to say Cas was simply a bad friend during the season 6 arc. Dean was also a jackass. He refused to even listen that Cas had his own problems to contend with in heaven and just insulted him (Baby in a Trenchcoat) or took him for granted and prayed when he needed some angelic boost like the time travel. It was only after months of this that Dean finally had a half-ass “Hey Cas, if you need any assistance with your heavenly war, let us know”. Dean and Castiel are both equally at fault for the initial breakup.
I'm not sure why I'm getting this particular question, but yup, I agree that the situation was complex.
One of Dean's legendary coping mechanisms/neuroses is to get prickly and mean when the going gets tough, and I love to talk a lot with regards to both the fighting/hunting and the parenting of Jack Kline.
For Dean and Cas, they're both deliciously Going Through It (TM) in season 6 in different ways, Cas dealing with paranoia via the fallout of Heavenly betrayal and Dean with his complicated feelings of displacement into civilian life.
I sort of miss the days of TV when people got to screw up this badly with one another, but not in such a way that it’s bludgeoning, mean-spirited cynicism, hehe. (((For example, I struggle to think of a modern era of SPN where Bobby's frustration and worry over Dean would boil out in this horrifying way: "You sorry--you're not a person," when in actuality, he's desperately begging Dean not to die, and it's coming out all wrong. Or Dean's indirect forgiveness of Cas, that Cas picks up on immediately by tone alone: "Bottom of the ninth...I'd rather have you, cursed or not.")))
But if we're talking about season 6, Cas is controlling most of the means of communication from the get-go, and the power is definitely weighted in his favor. He sets the tone for it as soon as his big heart leads him to abruptly flit from the car to go and rescue Sam. BUT it's also no accident that Dean's narrative nickname for Cas is SUPERMAN. A perfect, invincible superhero. Dean took him for granted, hero-worshipped him, and conceptualized him as perfect... something Lily Sunder Has Some Regrets reflects back in an off-key manner: "I thought he was perfect...he was a monster (and hurt my child)." The truth with Dean and Cas is not either extreme, however. ("That nifty metaphor has holes:" Cas was trying to save Sam from the get-go, on multiple occasions.) It's the humanity that's in the middle.
It's lovely! And to me, it feels so real, too. Maybe someone else can chime in, but I don't have any huge, complicated feelings about this except that I really, really like the disillusionment period on both sides!
“We think that the point is to pass the test or to overcome the problem, but the truth is that things don’t really get solved. They come together and they fall apart. Then they come together again and fall apart again. It’s just like that. The healing comes from letting there be room for all of this to happen: room for grief, for relief, for misery, for joy.” - Pema Chödrön
Love isn't baggageless perfection. It's understanding, forgiveness, resilience.
DEAN (in the dream state, to MARY): I hate you. (Deans voice breaks as tears run down his face) I hate you. And I love you. 'Cause I can't – I can't help it. You're my Mom. And I understand...'cause I have made deals to save the ones I love more than once. (Mary continues to look away but seems to hear him) I forgive you. I forgive you. For all of it. Everything.
#asks#disillusionment is fundamental#i like to think it've made that clear on my blog but y'all tell me!#i like it re: mary in s12 too ftr#rather notoriously i think... i view the baggage-less relationships as the False ones rooted in figmentary unreality#not sure this ask was meant for me?#i'm struggling to find what this refers to#but i hope this answer is okay nevertheless!!!!#i love the arcs that culminate in the protectors losing sight of the things they wanted to protect!#and s6 (and cas) is just one example among many!
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FIRST TIME GIVES INEFFABLE HUSBANDS VIBES AND I DONT THINK I CAN HANDLE IT 😭😭😭
#hozier#the hoziest#good omens#ineffable husbands#unreal unearth#im cryinf#idk what to tag im just happy y'all#i was reading it whilst listening to it skshsjhsjshsksjs#MR GAIMAN IM GONNA NEED AN APOLOGY AND ALSO A SEASON 3 VERY SOON#SIRS I DONT THINK ANY OF YOU HAVE THE AUTHORITY TO BE MAKING ME FEEL THIS WAY#PAIR THAT WITH DAVID TENNANT AND MICHAEL SHEENS INCREDIBLE PORTRAYAL OF THE EMOTIONS#I CANFT BREATHE#IDGAF IF NONE OF THIS IS REAL#MY AND EVERYONE ELSES FEELING MAKE IT REAL#DJSJSHSJHS LN SBSKSJJSHSJSKSBSKBSKSJZLSJSBBDJSHSJSJSSKSBKSJSKSIKSHS#I AM SCREAMING SCREECHING AND SQUEALING#one of the many reasons i wanna do more theatre and acting because who tf are these people to be making me feel such raw emotion#from a situation which im not even insinuated to be a part of sihsksjslsjsksn#ITS TOO INTIMATE I FEEL LIKE IM INTRUDING#BUT I FEEL LIKE THE ONE BEING EXPOSED SIMULTANEOUSLY WTF#david tennant#michael sheen#anyways sorry for the excessive tags#i need to calm the fuck down#i should take my meds#and then a nap#or read#or draw#oh and hydrate#fuck you and your tag limits ciao brothers and others
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#the gaslighting and victimizing#coming from enha stans rn#is actually unreal holy fuck 😭#might be one of THE most obnoxious and annoying fandoms#we've ever clashed with#y'all started this and now you're crying#because ARMYs are being MEAN? 😭#after you were getting 10k-20k liked tweets#literally right after that award was announced#being so nasty to jm?#ahdglahdglhasdg#probably going to delete this lmao#will make a more concise less messy rant later#omfg that post i just read was unreal#armys are so right about multis too
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cool. it's after ten and I'm sitting here half asleep and starving. time to cook something I guess because the most incompetent restaurant of all time couldn't manage to get a pizza and some pasta here within four and a half hours
#yeah I've given up. already filled out a 'food didn't arrive' thingy on the app#dude i am so pissed#i could have eaten something FOUR HOURS AGO and could be in bed by now#i think i will be leaving a review actually because what the literal fuck. my brother called twice and they said the food would arrive soon#i tried calling again but i guess they're closed now!#i am so fucking pissed it's unreal like did y'all lose it? the first time we called they said the delivery driver just left#did he die????? is he lost at sea?????#duuuude i am fuming. i hope that thing burns down bye
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Not to be a sappy fool but I've got that feeling again, just feeling right at home in a community, y'all are the fucking best moots ever and you can consider this a little kiss to the top of your head (or a hug/high five) for being so wonderful, talented and inspiring me to write.
#Idk sometimes I feel like I'm fighting for my life trying to integrate into a fandom and just - it doesn't work#but y'all make me feel so at home here#I'm in SUCH a good mood today it's unreal and you're all to thank for it#ooc || the birb speaks
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#don't y'all wake up with perfect make up? not even smudged lipstick or raccoon eyes. anyway fine i'm suspending my disbelief#unreal#quinn king#rachel goldberg#//#sine's edits#i appreciate the 'there were more beds but they still slept in the same one' sentiment but i just watched that tgw scene where lana#has perfect make up after having sex with kalinda and i was like 'enough! that womanizer would have smudged lana's lipstick and left#lipstick marks all over her lover's body' like if you give us a lipstick lesbian and a feminine bisexual at least do it right.#although lana and kalinda's kisses always look awkward anyway. donna did it better with an open mouth. /end of irrelevant rant
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[ID: Tumblr reply that says, "OP, I understand you're trying to reach as many people as possible, but could you please remove the tags on this post that aren't related to Palestine, Gaza, or your fundraiser? Using accurate tags makes it easier for people on Tumblr to find the content they want." /End ID]
"Excuse me, OP, can you please stop using MY comfort fandom tags to ask for donations to get out of a genocide?"
#these ppl are UNREAL#lotus.txt#like wow the way y'all treat palestine like it's just a dumb trend/fandom issue or smth#fucking insane i hate you
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Did tumblr move the icons to the top of the post? :(
#ramble#initially i thought the icons just weren't showing up but i'm seeing it on people's original posts too like their icons are on top#is this happening to y'all too?#tumblr stop making changes just STOP challenge (impossible) i hate changes#stop moving everything around you're rearranging its guts you're hurting it!! stop!!#unreality#unreality cw#for that last tag i suppose
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it's minecraft time bitches
#i feel pretty today so now it's everyone's problem#well it kinda isnt cuz you. cant see my face#idk why i cover it up at this point ive showed parts of my face so many times in the past its unreal#if you do some digging you'll find my Mask Era™#idk im just paranoid that people wont like me cuz of my age (im really self-conscious of it because like. i act super mature for my age and#What If My Moots Dont Like Me™)#all i can really say to assure y'all is that im not 12#idk.. ANYHOW MINECRAFTIN TIME#i am but a silly little guy#im above 12 but below 16 so.... oopsies#idk i feel really bad for things i cant control
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📽 action!: rank all six of the films (or three if you're a hater)
Answers for this LotR ask-game.
Ahh okay so at this point I have to confess something terrible: I still have not seen the third Hobbit movie. I'm sorry! I just couldn't do it. The fuckery of it all, especially in the second movie with Mirkwood and Thranduil and Legolas ("a lowly Silvan elf" what the FUCK what the fuck PJ WHAT THE FUCK), was just too much for me. Character-assassination is one thing, and I thought after Denethor I knew what I was going to be getting with Thranduil but NOPE! It was literal world building assassination and I just CANNOT.
Don't get me wrong, Lee Pace did an amazing job and actually seeing Mirkwood was amazing and it was genuinely delightful to see Orlando put those ears on again; but the OuTrAgE that filled my heart at the yeet-ing of what minimal canon we even have for the Mirkwood elves was just intolerable, and while I did mean to go see it, really I did, I just...couldn't actually get the motivation to go before it was out of theatres. I've heard the EE are better (less studio fuckery) so I'll watch them someday! Honest! I just...haven't. yet.
And as to the Lord of the Rings trilogy...man, I don't even know how to do this. In terms of which is the best film, or in terms of which one I enjoy watching most, or in terms of which on hits me in the heart hardest or...? I don't know if I can objectively rank my feelings about these movies even in my own brain because RotK ends with Into the West and I have FeelingsTM about the Undying Lands and Sea Longing okay. So the last scene of RotK at the Grey Havens is a fucking spear through the heart every time and I can't even describe the knot of feelings it engenders, and I think overall TTT may be my favorite but also it has Plot Issues that piss me off even more than the Plot Issues in RotK I think,...yeah, we're going to do this in terms of Film Crafting rather than personal favorites because I'm having too many feelings lmao. So! In order of most-well-done-movie to least:
Fellowship of the Ring
The Two Towers
Return Of The King
The Desolation of Smaug
An Unexpected Journey
#look there are some REALLY LOVELY MOMENTS in the hobbit movies#(all three of them; i've seen enough stuff floating around the internet to know that even about the one i haven't actually seen lmao)#but the ratio of beautiful moments to what-the-fuckery is just so skewed to the latter#and the cartoonish unreality of most of the effects do NOT help#it's like somebody watched the mumakil bit from rotk and went ''more of that but dial it up to eleventy-one!'' and i just...#do y'all know how FUCKING EXCITED i was to see the White Council???#to see GALADRIEL?#to see sauron thrown out of dol guldur? TO SEE THE WHITE COUNCIL!???#because as soon as i heard ''three movies'' i knew I KNEW (i hoped) that they had to be adding that it#because how the fuck else were they going to pad-out that tiny little book into three whole movies? OBVIOUSLY with the white council!!!#and then...we got a chase scene in the mines that made the podracing look like it deserved an oscar#and the most cringe-inducingly-artificial cgi armies at war that i think i've ever seen even IN video games#it was like watching galactic battlegrounds middle-earth edition wtf#did y'all literally just make one elf and one dwarf and copy-past them a million times into the scene wtffffff#but i still need to make it clear that i DO love the good bits that's what makes the bad parts hurt so much!#like: does the fact that the elves coming to helm's deep make no sense and also VANISH from the plot as soon as it's over irritate me? YES!#but the battle itself is filmed with so much HEART that i don't care I DON'T CARE#i still cheer at ''no orc horn'' i still weep at haldir's death (GODS that MUSIC!) i still watch the whole thing RAPT and ENTHRALLED#but 80% of the hobbit's actions scenes don't DO anything they're just empty pixels with less purpose than the droid factory on geonosis#and there should be SO MUCH HEART because that's WHAT TOLKIEN IS auuuughhhhhh#and the fact that they missed the entire fucking EVERYTHING about MIRKWOOD of all fucking places...! UGH#DO YOU KNOW HOW AMAZING THESE ACTORS WOULD HAVE BEEN IN THESE ROLES IF THEY'D ACTUALLY BEEN FILMING THIS STORY??? PJ WHY!#lotr movies#hobbit movies#middle earth asks
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guys you're actually so insane for this
this isn't shit that happens
like, what, i'm legit stunned !
#y'all i can't express how much i'm... i don't know how to word it even#this is just unbelievable#that you guys even care#i mean i WANTED people to care but...#it doesn't feel like... i don't know. it feels unreal that you do.#that you like this stuff my mind produced#that i'm a person that is accepted as “good” in any kind of community#that there's people like-minded that want me around. that enjoy and get thoughts from things that i have made#like !!! that's amazing !#for the longest time i've felt like an outsider#i always wanted to be part of something#but i never really belonged#it's awesome to be accepted#i guess weirdos should go to the places where people are just as insane as them over the things they're weirdos about#ah rambling aside... sorry i'm just emotional from some stuff i just watched#rambling aside. thank you all for the interest !!! it means a lot !#off topic teka talk
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making a complete 180 turn and thinking about chiyo having someone she can call at 2 am like " i can't sleep bc i've got writer's block driving me up the wall and this stinkin' chapter is due tomorrow -- do you wanna get ramen at the convenience store with me?? " and just late night escapades in general once the other person realizes chiyo is awake at ungodly hours bc she's a goblin who draws and writes whenever the inspiration hits. the intimacy of being very sleepy and tired but too stressed to actually sleep and going to someone for the comfort of company... honestly it really says something if you get to that point with chiyo :' )
#ma'am will absolutely go to the convenience store alone and has done it before but sometimes it's nicer when she has someone with her#the food tastes better and she doesn't feel so weary#honestly the comfort that comes from someone being willing to humor her at 2 am is unreal bc at one point in her life#that just seems like a lot to ask of someone but there they are and y'all i :' ))))))#i grew up on disney | wishlist#btw this is definitely when she's a mangaka bc no way is she sneaking out of her parents' house as a teen oh my gosh#at least not without a lot of convincing asdfg
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