#like they'll go AHHHH NO MY EYES!!
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maplesyrupsainz · 5 months ago
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˖⁺。˚⋆˙espresso | CL16˖⁺。˚⋆˙
pairing: charles leclerc x singer!reader y/n (she/her) x alexandra saint mleux
genre: social media au, polyamory
warnings: polyamory, just v fluffy
summary: in which both of your partners always show up to support you no matter what <3
a/n: i have been inundated with charles related requests LOL pray for me to come out the other side alive
request!!!: Omg, we need more Charles x reader x Alexandra 😫, idk if you are still taking requests but could you please write a smau where they go to Coachella to support their singer girlfriend
my masterlist
fc: sabrina carpenter
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yourusername see you all at coachella next week 😉
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user1 i cant wait to see her set
user2 new era much
user3 omg alex in the second pic??
user4 my fav part abt y/n's performances is seeing her outfits tbh she's such a style icon
alexandrasaintmleux 💘 so proud of you
yourusername 🥹🥹🥹
user5 god i love them
gracieabrams so beyond excited for this!!!!
yourusername ahhhh miss you!!!
user6 who doesnt love y/n omg
user7 literally she's so perfect
charles_leclerc so beautiful
yourusername oh stop it you
user8 omg charles is hereeee
user9 whipped much
user10 yup he's so down bad for the girls 😂
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ynupdates y/n spotted after arriving in california today with her best friend, y/bff/n!
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user17 she's soo cute
user18 luv y/n & y/bff/n's friendship
user19 no charles & alex?
user20 alex in the likes as always 🥹
user21 where is charles and alexxxx
user22 i bet they'll come later coz they're probably busy and coachella isnt for another few days
user23 crossing my fingers for this
user24 lol the side eye
user25 cant wait for her set omgggg
alexandrasaintmleux 📍 monaco
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alexandrasaintmleux 🍒🎀 🧸💐
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user26 omg cutie
user27 still in monaco?
user28 pls tell me u guys r going to coachella😭
user29 the flowers ahhh
charles_leclerc mon cœur ❤️
alexandrasaintmleux 🥹 je t'aime
yourusername such a beauty
alexandrasaintmleux imy
yourusername miss u too my sweet
user30 OKAYYY GO TO COACHELLA THENNN
user31 leave monaco immediately!
yourbff pretty girl!!
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user32 IT'S HAPPENING
user33 YESSSSSS
user34 where are u pair going 👀
user35 FINALLY charlesalexyn is coming 🙏
pierregasly whipped 🤣
charles_leclerc no comment, weirdo
yourusername see you guys soon🥰🥰🥰🥰
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ynupdates y/n's partners charles leclerc & alexandra saint mleux seen arriving at y/n's hotel this morning!!!
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user40 OMG
user41 YES I KNEW IT
user42 they are so gorgeous
user43 they always look so expensive
user44 never been so excited
user45 y/n in the likes too omg world's best throuple fr fr
user46 aww im so happy they came to support her
user47 SAME especially coz y/n has said in the past her exes could never rly be bothered to travel to support her performances 🥹
user48 ugh she got such a glow up with these two beauties
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yourbff omg bark bark much?
alexandrasaintmleux you're telling me 🙈
user49 omg she's insanely beautiful
user50 AHHHHHHH
user51 u guys r so cute tgthr omgg
user52 supportive gf 🫶🫶
charles_leclerc woweeeee that's our girl
alexandrasaintmleux pinching myself !!!
charles_leclerc no don't you'll bruise your beautiful skin >:(
alexandrasaintmleux oh my bad
user53 i cant wait to see her set omgg
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charles_leclerc 📍 california
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charles_leclerc that's that me espresso!!! or whatever
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user54 AWWWW TBIS IS SO CUTE
user55 alex looks so cool
user56 oh to be in this throuple
yourusername i love u soso much thank u for my coming my beautiful gorgeous angel
alexandrasaintmleux are you still drunk? 🥰
charles_leclerc no she just loves me.
yourusername yes to both
user57 THISIS SO CUTE LOL
user58 "beautiful gorgeous angel" well true
user59 y/n is getting so successful🥹🥹🥹
user60 ijbol at the caption
user61 "or whatever" 💀
carlossainz55 where the hell was my invite
pierregasly same bro
landonorris mine too. im devastated
charles_leclerc it's a public event.
yourusername 😂😂
landonorris WE WANTED TO COME
alexandrasaintmleux welp. that's that me espresso i guess!!! 😋
user62 everyone is whipped for y/n tbh as they should be coz me too fr
user63 IM WORKING LATEEEE COZ IM A SINGERRR
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alexandrasaintmleux 📍 california
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alexandrasaintmleux my ... are on vacation
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landonorris rubbing it in much
alexandrasaintmleux read the caption again
user67 ate him up
user68 not the ferrari hat at coachella LOL
user69 she's so real for this
user70 loyal & supportive queen always
user71 la ❤️ u back
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yourusername I LOVE YOU
alexandrasaintmleux I LOVE YOU MORE
user72 me when 😭
user73 I WISH I WAS THEREEE
user74 i love how supportive she is of both of them 🥹
user75 fr and u can tell she's gen having fun not jus doing it coz she "has" to
user76 oh charles leclerc y/n y/l/n alexandra saint mleux u will always be famous
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charles_leclerc les femmes de mon cœur ❤️
THE END ❤️
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waffledforbreakfast · 3 months ago
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Kiss Kiss - [MUTI! BLLK X F!READER]
Staring: Rin, Shidou, Sae, Niko, Kaiser, Ness, Otoya, Karasu, Reo
[ BLLK Scenario Masterlist ]
TW: heavy ooc (I MEAN HEAVY. forgive me, it gets a bit better later chapts i swear), bad grammar, bad spelling, bad formatting, etc.
Their reaction to a kiss on the cheek
>Rin
Rin is NOT used to physical affection
His eyes widen and he just STARES with the tiniest bit of blush
“I-... what was that for…”
He needs to process what just happened (bro is shocketh)
Once he does, he'll pull you in for a hug and ask for another one while avoiding eye contact 
>Shidou
Bro's jaw DROPS
Shidou squeals in excitement, blushing and everything 
then he tackles you immediately after
Literally won't let you go till you give him another one. And another… you get the point 
>Sae
Does that thing when the blink a lot trying to process
Looks at you, then down at himself, then back at you
Will grab you by your shoulders “I want you to bare my children” A/N: I'm just kidding lol
He looks so embarrassed, and just stares at you, trying to be mad “What was that for… do it again.”
>Niko
This man is a blushing stuttering MESS
He will bury his face in his hands/arms, but we all know he's smiling ;)
“I-Wha.. w-wait… why-huh??”
Will whisper ask for another :3
>Kaiser
The initial shock lasts for around 2 seconds because he pulls you in by the chin grinning
“Wow Meine Liebe, didn't know you were so bold~”
Total ego boost
“Pussy. Go for the lips next time.”
Then he’ll do it himself 
“Hm. did you use chapstick? Tastes good”
>Ness
His entire face is so shocked/flustered
“I-ahdifuauhweilufgaf;iesuddffba”
Silently screaming and mentally rolling on the floor
Completely forgets you're still there watching him
Stutters so much, can't get any words out
Will rant to Kaiser about it later
“Then guess what- they KISSED me >////<. They kissed ME- AESJBWJSJBSHAJ”
>Otoya
Otoya was not that surprised (I mean, what do you expect ;v;)
“Oh~? I bet I could do better-” wink wink
He'll unintentionally stay up thinking about it tho (I'm delusional guys)
“That wasn’t anything special… I mean, i’ve kissed better girls… right?? AHHHH WHY WAS THAT MY BEST KISS AUGHHH” he threw his pillow across the room
Then proceed to sleep with the pillow imagining it was you, while telling himself he wasn’t
>Karasu
Takes a few seconds to process
“... So, that's how that feels huh?... I like it”
Will try to play it off cool, but man's blushing
He can’t stop thinking of you, even Otoya notices
“Hey bro, you alright? You’ve been spacing out a lot…” 
“Yea I’m fine, Otoya…nothing special” Karasu would try to shug it off
“Hmm. Are you in love?” Otoya teased
“What-NO?” He tried to play it off, he couldn’t…
The white haired boy would just laugh “Cmon, I’ve been there, being in love and all that… I get what you’re going through! If you even need any rizz tips, hit me up”
Karasu scoffed “Please, like you know how to treat a girl well,I would never do anything like that to them…”
“SO YOU DO LIKE SOMEONE!”
>Reo
The biggest look of suprise on his face, takes him a few seconds to process
Takes out a handful of $100 bills and slams it into your chest while trying to cover up his face without saying anything
Will be so distracted the rest of the day, even Nagi notices
“Nagi, I'm being normal right? So normal. This is normal. EVERYTHING IS NORMAL.”
“Reo, it's 11pm. They kissed you hours ago, you are not normal.”
“If I asked them for another one, do you think they'll be okay with it??”
“Go to sleep, Reo.”
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mikobeautifulheart · 6 months ago
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Hellooo
Could i get jjk boys (yuji, inumaki, teen gojo etc etc) headcanons for a partner with big thighs/ calves that they're kinda insecure about? Can be fem or gn
Ahhhh yesss. Literally hate my thighs chaffing sucks. But big thighs are hot. I think i'll do Yuji and Megumi and then make a part 2 or 3 as well. Cuz I want this out ASAP for you.
JJK men when you have big thighs and calves (and being insecure about them.)
(More like surrgestive-ish but not smut)
INCLUDING: Yuji and Megumi
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Yuji
You may not like the size of your thighs but I know for a FACT Yuji is in love with them. When he isn't looking into your eyes he's looking at your thighs. Respectfully.
The obsession he has with you, your thigs, it sends him flying when you sit down and they get bigger. That's why he was so lost when you started opening up to him about how you wanted to look into a new school uniform that better hides the size of your thighs.
"I don't know Yuji, there just so big and I feel like I take up so much room when I sit down." You sighed.
"BUT THERE- *Ahem* but there so pretty <3" He would say with stars in his eyes.
"I don't have a thigh gap so even pants would look bad on me, I don't want to have a long skirt or dress though because they'll get in the way of fighting..."
"Y/n, babe are you listening to me, if you hide them everyday I might as well be executed now"
"Yuji!" You said.
You knew he liked your thighs, just never how much.
"What would I do with out you and your amazing thighs." He said pulling you onto the couch and resting his head in your thighs while kissing them.
You just sat back looking down at his pink hair with red cheeks.
You did end up changing your uniform to a longer skirt because Yuji would litter your thighs with marks.
Megumi
"Megumi, do you think I should return these skirts?" You asked looking in the mirror of your dorm while Megumi simply watched from behind you.
"Why, are they not your color?" he asked bluntly.
"No I love the color and look how cute the style is, it would go so well with my belt!"
"So why would you return it?" He asked raising his eyebrow.
"Its just, my thighs. They look so...big? You can see them move every time I walk like I don't know fat?" You said turning around to see the back of the skirt in the mirror.
"That's why?" He said getting up and walking toward you.
"Looks like I've been neglecting them" He wrapped his arms around your waist before pulling you backwards onto his lap on the couch.
"There just not...pretty" You sighed
"There beautiful" He said, hand running up and down your thigh.
"Mhm." You hummed tiredly.
"I'm serious y/n." He said, resting his head in your neck.
"Your beautiful"
THANK YOU FOR READING ♡
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AUTHOURS NOTE: I'm currently finishing 2 more requests but there nearly done and I want more. Prettiest please. Also uploads will be way slower because i'm writing a detailed 8 page assignment about coroners court. HAVE A GOOD WHATEVER TIME.
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spooky-bunnys · 1 year ago
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AHHHH WE NEEEDDDD A PART 6 FOR DRAKENS BROTHER PLEASEEEEE 😭
Draken's Brother Part 6
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It took a matter of seconds for (Name) to awake. But the scream he had released made everyone flinch. He started thrashing, but Baji didn't release him.
Draken immediately went to remove Baji, but he was held back. As much as it broke their hearts hearing the pain (Name) was in, they couldn't let him interrupt the marking. If he does there's no telling what would happen.
After a few more seconds the scream finally quieted down. Baji retracted his canines, and pulled away from (Name)'s scent gland. (Name) slowly blinked. His blurry vision starting to clear. He looked around. What happened?
"Keisuke? W-What happened?" Everyone stared cheering loudly. Baji was shoved away by Draken. Who immediately sobbed and held (Name) tightly. "A-ANIKI?!" The poor thing was so confused. "(Name)! Your okay! I'm so happy!"
Okay what the fuck? "Can someone tell me what's going on?!" Draken pulled away, grimacing at the blood that now covered his shirt. "Long story short. You dropped. The doctors couldn't find your Omega. Then the guys who attack you and Kokonoi, who turned out to be an old enemy gang of the 10th generation Black Dragons, tried taking your Omega away."
(Name) stared at his brother. Baji then shoved Draken aside. "They tried poisoning you. But luckily I was given permission from your brother, to mark you. Which brought you back to me." (Name) then fainted. Making everyone freak out again.
But something wasn't right. "Wait. Wouldn't someone come and check him after that scream?" Mikey looked confused. Draken who finally got off the floor nodded. "Yeah. Someone should've been in hear when the scream first started." Takemichi thought about it.
"Wait. If they're on the inside that must mean they were waiting for something like that." The others stared at him. "When (Name) screamed, it was a pain filled scream! They probably think he lost his Omega!" Taiju nodded. "It's true. This is what they were waiting for. They probably think (Name) died. That's why nobody has shown up yet."
Mikey turned an angry look in his eye. "Alright Toman. That means the Bleeding Sirens are probably getting ready to attack us." Draken nodded. "They probably think we'll be too busy mouring to do anything. But (Name) is safe now. Overwhelmed. But safe."
Mikey started directing orders. "We need someone to get (Name) out of here. While we distract them. We need him safe and sound. It has to be someone other then Ken-chin and Baji." The two Alpahs immediately began arguing against the idea.
"I know you two don't want to leave him! You think I do?! But he's both of yours weakness! So when they realize he's missing they'll come straight for you two!" "He's right. They'll also come for Takemichi and I as well, since we were guarding his hospital room." The others nodded.
Takemichi had an idea, he didn't like it, but it had the biggest chance of working. "Wait. What if we send (Name) with Kisaki and Hanma? They wouldn't expect that. They'd think you put him under the 5th divisions protection. Since Mucho is the strongest captain. Kisaki and Hanma would go right over their heads. Since they're the new captains."
Kisaki looked genuinely surprised. He didn't think he'd be a part of the plan. He knew most of Toman didn't like him and Hanma. So the fact that Takemichi volunteered them, actually made him hopeful. Kisaki stood up straight. "Commander where do we take him then?"
"Aniki what about the Gym?" Everyone turned to (Name), who was weakly trying to sit up. Draken quickly helped him sit up. "The gym? Why?" Baji asked confused. "Waka-sensei." That's when it clicked. "Kisaki. I need you and Hanma to take (Name) to the gym ran by the White Leppard. Also know as Wakasa Imaushi. Also Baji for the love of kami-sama, wash my brothers blood off your face!"
Everyone quickly got to work. Draken cleaned and wrapped (Name)'s sent gland. He then let Kisaki and Hanma wrapped (Name) in their Toman jackets. Draken gave them a stern look. "Watch over him. If something happens to him. I swear I will kill you both." The Alpha's nodded and Hanma picked up (Name).
Then they all ran, most of Toman rancing out the front of the hospital, while Kisaki and Hanma went out the backway. While going out they didn't run into any problems. Until they got a few blocks away from the hospital did they have any issues.
"Guys! We're being followed by a few guys." Kisaki turned his head and there was at least 4 guys behind them. Kisaki made a displeased sound. He looked up at (Name). "How far are we from the gym?" (Name) answered with the address then asked Kisaki a question stumped him.
"Tetta-kun, shouldn't we call Waka-sensei so he can be ready for us?" Kisaki face-palmed and Hanma laughed. Kisaki can be quite dumb at times. "Why didn't we do that before we left!" (Name) handed him his phone. "His name is Kitty-Sensei." Hanma grinned widely and laughed.
"What are our names then?" (Name) thought for a moment. "Tetta's name is Smarty-kun and your name is Dumby-kun." That got a laugh out of Kisaki who finally found the contact he was looking for. He looked behind them.
It seemed like they were still being chased, and apparently more have joined them. This isn't good, Kisaki clicked on the contact, putting the phone on speaker. A tired voice answered after a few moments.
"Yo (Name), you don't call often. What's going on?" Kisaki took a deep breath. "Hello. My name is Kisaki Tetta. I'm the third division captain of Toman. I'm on my way with the sixth division captain and (Name)."
"Ha? What for?" (Name) held out his hand and Kisaki hesitated before handing it over. "Waka-sensei! I'm in trouble! An enemy gang is targeting me again. I'll explain more when we get there. But I called because some of the members are followings us."
(Name) took a deep breath and squeezed his eye shut. "Wakasa-sensei I'm scared!" The captains felt their hearts break. (Name) didn't deserve any of this. He's too pure to be caught up in all this.
They heard a growl on the other end. "But the other one on the phone." (Name) handed the phone to Kisaki, hiding his face on Hanma's back. He didn't know what to do. Kisaki took the phone, sharing a distraught look with Hanma as they continued running.
"Yes sir?" "I'll be waiting outside with my friends. When you two get here go through the doors. I need to know, what gang is after you guys?" "The Bleeding Sirens." He heard a scoff. "Of fucking course they'd go for (Name). Shit!"
Silence. "Sir?" "I can see you guys. Hurry it up!" Kisaki looked up. Noticing about 3 men standing outside the building. The blond one was holding a phone. Guess that's him then.
As they got closer they could hear the guys gaining on them. One of them had grabbed a hold of the back of (Name)'s shirt. They yanked him back. Startling the captain and (Name). Kisaki will forever remember, the look of fear he saw on (Name)'s face.
A buff tan man grabbed (Name) and punched the other male. "Kei-sensei!" (Name) cried out in relief. The other two males walked forward. "Which one of you called?" Kisaki bowed. "Kisaki Tetta!" He felt a hand on his head, causing him to flinch.
"Well Kisaki. You did good getting (Name) here." Wakasa nodded at the other captain. "Now are you two staying, or are you going to join your gang?" The captains shared a look. "We'll go back to our gang. The Sirens had surrounded the hospital when we left."
He got a hum in return. "Alright then head back. We got (Name) and these runners. Be safe." The two nodded, turning to (Name). They gave him a short wave and took off back towards the hospital.
A murderous aura surrounded the Sirens present, making most flinch. "Well. Well. Well. Look what the trash brought in. It's been a while hasn't it? Now then," Wakasa glared. Takeomi stepped in front of Benkei.
"Who dares put their hands, on our favorite student?"
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flammingnachos · 4 months ago
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“𝘛𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘢 ()𝘴𝘢𝘯𝘫𝘪 𝘹 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳 (𝘔)
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𝖲𝗒𝗇𝗈𝗉𝗌𝗂𝗌;After rescuing the Reader from the ocean, Sanji attempts to make her feel comfortable and happy.
Darkness.
"Where am I? What happened?" you think, trying to remember something, anything.
Your head is pounding. Water. Wheres the water?
"Think she has any Berries?"
The voice brings you closer to consciousness. "Voices? Am I dreaming?"
"You idiot. Where would she put it?"
"We could...check-"
"Patty, If you aren't the perfect gentleman then I'll personally ensure that the jambalaya has extra sausage tonight."
"Jeez Sanji. You could try."
Such a rough voice.
"Just shut your damn mouth and get her a hot towel."
"Bite my ass."
"Oh I'll bite your ass! Crappy fuck."
You begin to notice the scent. Wow! Like nothing you've ever experienced.
Suddenly your heart drops. This is real. You aren't dead. This is much worse.
Can you escape? Can you even move?
Your eyes flutter open, slowly adjusting to the brightness.
The man is sitting nearby, and appears to be looking your direction. You snap your eyes shut, hoping he didn't see. But the room... It wasn't what you feared. It had shelves and boxes, not how a brig is supposed to look.
Your reverie is interrupted by a door slamming open.
"One hot towel for our wonderful piece of shit chef and his new little girlfriend!" the intruder said in a faux-sweet voice.
"Yeah, thanks. Now buzz off," the guard said.
"Of course, Mon-sewer," he said in that same obnoxious tone before slamming the door shut.
New little girlfriend. The words burned in your head. This was it. Your worst fear has been confirmed.
You have to get ready to act NOW. You move your right arm slightly, then your left. Huh, no chains. They'll regret that mistake.
You hear the footsteps of the guard growing closer, and steel yourself for what you are about to do. When the footsteps stop, you spring into action, opening your eyes and punching at him with all of the power you can muster.
"Woah, Hold on!" he says, barely flinching at your blow.
Terror fills your heart. It didn't phase him at all. You can't hold back tears as you continue to inflict punch after punch on the man.
"I'm not going to hurt you! It's OK!" he insisted, doing little to quell your tears. How could it be ok? How could it ever be OK again? He backs away from your furious assault, and much to your surprise - plops down on the ground. You curl up into a ball, tears flowing freely.
"You alright?" he asks, offering the hot towel to you.
You say nothing. Why should he get the satisfaction?
"It's just a hot towel. Don't worry, Nobody here bites, though it may seem like it."
Why? Why did this happen?
"Are you feeling OK? You were just floating out there, unconscious. We patched up whatever we thought we could."
You look at your right arm, now sporting some bandages. Well, he's not lying.
"This is the Baratie, It's a floating restaurant." The man said in a reassuring tone.
Restaurant? Explains the smell. Thinking about food makes your stomach squeeze. It has to have been days...
"You hungry? I can make you some food, pretty much whatever you like!" He said.
You can't show weakness. "No," you mutter, just loud enough for him to hear.
Despite your resolve, your stomach betrays you, growling loudly. You cringe.
"Sounds like you could use some. Really, what can I get you?"
"I said NO!" you yell, looking up at him angrily.
"Hey-ahhhh...." he said trailing off stupidly. He stares at you with wide eyes, looking absolutely smitten.
You look away.
"Uh, I'm Sanji," he says, bringing back his reassuring tone, trying to maintain composure.
Your fears get the better of you. "What are you going to do with me?" you blurt out.
"Nothing! I'm just trying to make sure you're OK!" Sanji says.
Did he mean that? Your stomach growls again, interrupting your thought.
"Are you comfortable? We keep this cot back here in the secondary storage room for naps.
I can get you something else..." he said.
"I'm fine" you say, beginning to tentatively calm down a bit. "So I can leave?"
"Of course, that door there leads right outside."
Sanji hopped up and opened the door, revealing the bright blue sky and open ocean behind it.
Relief floods your heart. Maybe these aren't the like bad men you've heard so much about.
"I'd be ever so grateful for the opportunity to cook for you before you leave," Sanji said earnestly.
Could you trust him? Would he really leave you unguarded with the door to freedom unlocked?
It may not even matter if you don't eat something soon.
"OK," you say, turning your gaze on him. He is tall, with long legs. Well dressed. His blond hair, while well kept, hung over one eye. His eyebrow swirled upwards like I fancy mustache. Despite the situation, it makes you want to giggle. He seemed to have something in his mouth that was burning. You wonder why.
"Great! Don't worry, beautiful lady, I'll be back in a just a moment!" Sanji said graciously, before bowing and gracefully exiting the room.
"How sweet," you think to yourself. Attractive and charming as he might be, you had other things on your mind.
You jump up from the cot, almost losing your balance from wooziness, and shuffle over to the door. It opened easily, and you stepped outside. The sea air hits you with its warm embrace. There was no trick, you were on a small dock, presumably for restaurant deliveries. You dip your hand into the water. It was completely true, nothing was there to stop you from getting away. Your mind now at ease, you scuffle back inside. The smell hit you again - reminding you of your excruciating hunger. You plop back onto the cot.
You aren't kept waiting long. Sanji strolls in carrying two huge bowls on one arm, a bottle in the other hand, and a basket on his head. He no longer has the weird thing in his mouth. He carefully sets them all down, before pulling out sizable box to use as a table. He sets one of the bowls on the table in front of you. The steam smells so titillating that you began to salivate uncontrollably.
“For you, mademoiselle” he says, flaring his nostrils. “Dinner rolls, and my famous sauteed shrimp and crab on a bowl of fried rice. I figured seafood was a safe bet-”
Before he can finish the thought, you take the fork and begin devouring the breathtaking meal before you. You've never tasted food so good!
Sanji smiles a big smile and sets down the wine bottle with a couple glasses. “And our finest libations. Well, the finest the geezer head chef said we can spare.”
“Mind if I join you?” he asks sheepishly, but somehow spiritedly.
“Mm-Hmm!” you say, overjoyed at the scrumptious meal you are eating. He has to be a decent guy, to treat you like this.
Sanji sits down, grabs his bowl, and begins eating too. He can't seem to resist staring at you every few seconds. You find yourself not minding. Not one bit.
“Oh!” he starts loudly. “My deepest apologies! Let me pour you some wine” he interjects, quickly opening the bottle and pouring out two glasses. The pale gold liquid glistens in the glass.
You feel yourself quickly filling, and begin to slow down, sipping the wine occasionally.
“Not bad, I take it?” Sanji asked, jokingly but with an air of confidence. He took pride in his art. And for good reason!
“This is indescribable!” you say. “I had no idea there was food this good in all the world!”
“Thank you!” He said, blushing bright red, seeming to undulate in his happiness.
You began to blush a little yourself. There was just something about him. He was so charming. Suave and attractive, but also cute and sweet.
“So, uh,” he began, looking away. “What brings you all the way out to the East Blue?”
East Blue. You're far from home. “I remember I was out swimming and a Sea-king showed up. Looked like a giant dolphin. It got me before I could react. I can usually out swim them, but I didn't notice until it was too late,” you explain, as understanding begins to fill his eyes. “The last thing I remember was being chewed by the monster. I thought I was dead for sure. I can't believe I made it out in one piece.”
“You're said it was a dolphin?” Sanji said incredulously. “Our Maitre D' swore he saw a colossal dolphin breaching about a day ago. Nobody believed him because he's an idiot. Maybe it shot you out of its blowhole?”
“I guess so. Anything is possible at this point, I suppose,” you say, scarcely believing your own story.
“That's so incredible! But I'm so glad you're safe,” he says, turning on his charm again.
It works. You can't help it. No one has ever been so sweet to you, no one has ever looked at you like this...
“Thanks,” you say, blushing deeply. You fight off the thoughts that are occurring. The desires. You want to thank him...
“And thank you, for the food!” you blurt out. It is quite clear that you are flustered.
“You are quite welcome, my sweet!” Sanji says, giving a charming smile and flaring his nostrils.
“My sweet,” he called you. The desires grow stronger. You want to kiss him. To have him in your arms, or to be in his.
He stands up, and picks up the empty bowls. Your heart sinks. He has to go back. He's probably wasted enough time back here.
“Leaving?” you ask, dejection sneaking into your tone.
Picking up on this, Sanji smiles sweetly and says “Don't worry, I'll be right back.”
You smile back at him, your eyes twinkling. “OK!” you say, a little too eagerly. You feel embarrassed. Sure he was smooth, and a total sweetheart, but is this all really necessary?
He smiled a wider, goofier smile, and walked out of the room with a bounce in his step.
The minutes feel like hours as you wait for his return. Why is he so important all of a sudden? Why do you want so badly to wrap your body around him and cover him in kisses? What would your friends say? More importantly, could you flirt back? Should you flirt back? Where would it lead? You flop around on the cot and bury your face in the pillow, your face glowing red.
The door bursts open, you look up expectantly. A tall, buff, bald man is standing there. NOT Sanji. “Pardon me, Madame Freeloader, his royal highn-ass asked me to tell you he got held up in the kitchen. He'll be back shortly,” he said, with the same rough faux-sweet voice as before.
“Uh, thanks,” you stammer, as the man leaves, slamming the door behind him. How disappointing.
A few minutes (or perhaps lifetimes) later, The door opens to reveal Sanji, smile on his face and yet another bowl in his hand. “One cinnamon cheesecake sundae, for the ravishing beauty on the cot.”
That does it. Nothing can stop your newfound passion for this sweet talker.
“Oh my!” you exclaim, at a loss for further words. That dessert looks lovely, but you have something else in mind. As he approaches, you work up the courage to scoot over and pat the cot, gesturing for him to sit beside you.
Sanji, looking overjoyed and a little woozy, happily obliges. You take the sundae and begin to eat, trying to not visibly react to his presence. You decide this is a good time to try to flirt, and turn towards him as you begin to lick the ice cream off of your lips. You let out a little moan for good measure, but can't help but blush at your own brazenness.
Despite feeling a little silly, it seems to have been quite effective, so you decide to put a hand on his leg.
“That was so very good,” you say, “Thank you for taking such good care of me.”
“O-o-of course!” he managed to stutter out. How cute. You can barely contain yourself.
You decide to take the plunge, and lean in to give him a kiss on the cheek. Your desire burns even hotter as you watch his face redden, and you decide to go further, kissing him on the neck. Sanji meets your eyes, and you know that it's now or never. You reach up and ever so gently grab his head, and lean up to give him a full kiss right on the lips. You can't stop here. You need it. You keep kissing. He lets out a small moan, and kisses back, reaching up and mirroring your motion, gently grabbing your head.
“It's not too late to back out now,” you tell yourself, but there is no need. You don't want to back out. You allow yourself to fall backwards onto the cot, pulling him with you. No resistance is put up. You kiss him deeply as you writhe around together on the cot, entwined together, allowing the fire that is welling up inside you to dictate your actions.
Sanji seems hesitant to escalate things, so you decide to take his arms and place them on your breasts, underneath your beaten up shirt. This seems to delight him as he begins to playfully squeeze them. You can feel his heart beat. Very fast. Glad to know that he's enjoying himself. As if any further proof was necessary, it begins to become painfully clear that his cock had become quite hard for you. Feeling his bulging causes your brain to go into overdrive. It feels like bolts of lightning inside your breasts and nether regions.
The thought of his phallus, this growing bulge in his pants drives you to go further, further then you've ever gone before. You break the kiss and pull back, admiring his highly aroused expression. “I know how I can thank you,” you say. Yes, this will reward him for his thoughtfulness, but is that the reason why, or your own lust? You slide down onto the floor, your hands playfully caressing his crotch. Undoing his pants is difficult, so he breathlessly helps out, and you soon have them pulled down. His throbbing cock pops right out, and you admire it shyly, your eyes twinkling. You knew about them, but have never seen one in person before. It's bigger then you imagined, must have felt so trapped in those tight pants. The smell was a little musky, but smelled of aftershave. Very pleasant.
You lightly touch it with your hand, and Sanji shivers. Having such a beautiful man quiver at your touch gives you just the confidence you need to give it a taste, sticking your tongue out and slowly licking its underside, from base to tip. The taste was sweet and masculine at the same time. You lick your lips before repeating the lick several times, while carefully watching his reaction. You made sure he had a good view as you licked at it, driving him absolutely wild. You began licking the underside of the tip, right where he released the strongest signals. Sanji let out a soft moan. Satisfied, you begin swirling your tongue on the area, making him squirm around in pleasure.
Your own cravings for his cock become uncontrollable, and you slowly take him into your mouth. It fills up quickly, and you begin to bob up and down on it, swirling your tongue around on his sensitive spot. It feels like heaven as his sizable girth throbs inside of your mouth. Sanji attempts to stifle his moans, but they still come out as soft whimpers. You smile, happy to know that you're doing a good job. You desire so badly to please him, to please him more than he has ever been pleased before. You need his seed.
Before he can grow accustomed to your mouth, you decide to push it further. You take him in even deeper, slowly entering the tip of your throat.
“Oh!” he blurts, half moaning. It isn't easy, but it is a worthy cause. You press on, and it isn't long before he begins to succumb to your efforts, breathing faster and throbbing harder.
“I-I'm going t-to-” Sanji says, half crazed looking. You lock your eyes onto his and make the cutest face you can. You don't really know what to expect, despite knowing the biology of the situation. You know you are about to receive his seed, right into your mouth. You maintain eye contact and swirl your tongue around the sensitive spot as he loses control, bursting into your mouth. Burst after burst of his hot cum come forth into your eager mouth as you happily lick his pleased cock, thoroughly proud of your efforts. Swallowing is easy, you crave his pleasure and only want more.
When you are sure he is finished cumming, you pull his cock out and let him watch you lick your lips once more.
“Did that feel good?” you ask smugly, smiling at him.
“Thank...You...” he answered, looking absolutely dazed.
“You are very welcome,” you say with a giggle, satisfied with the results of your ministrations.
Watching his erection slowly wane only causes your own loins to ache with desire, wishing they could have him inside.
“I've never done anything like that before. I hope it was a memorable experience for you,” you say, your shyness beginning to return a bit.
“Incredibly so. This is a first for me, too!” he dazedly utters, struggling to come back to the world of the living.
You giggle softly. You were his first blowjob too. It feels nice knowing that neither of you had experience in such an act, he had no expectations for you to live up to.
You lie down beside him, giving him another kiss before running your fingers through his blond hair, stroking him lightly. Laying down next to him is so peaceful that you could fall asleep, especially after all the food, were it not for your own unquenched desires.
“Do you mind if I ask you a question?” Sanji asks suddenly, breaking the minutes of silence.
“Of course not,” you respond, curious what he may ask of you.
“Well, uh..” he begins, looking away with a sort of embarrassed look on his face.
“This is personal, I know, so it's OK if you don't want to answer..” he says, looking back at you sheepishly. Your reassuring smile lets him know it is OK.
“I've always wondered...How you guys, ya know...” He trailed off, red in the face.
Redness covers your face as well, and you quietly ponder how to answer.
“Sorry, that was stupid!” he quickly apologizes, looking flustered.
“No no, It's fine!” you quickly respond. You don't mind his curiosity, and your desire burns hot, begging for you to show him.
“I don't know how different it is from human women,” you say, face still glowing red.
“Really?” he asks incredulously, “but...how?”
“I..Haven't had any experience with it myself, besides just touching the...outside,” you explain, blushing deeper still. “When we get aroused with someone we love, the entrance sort of...opens a bit, allowing it to be spread.”
“Wow...” he says in a breathless voice after a few moments have passed. “Thank you for telling me.”
“Would you... like to see?” you ask, looking away from him as a surge of fire fills your loins.
“I'd love to!” he quickly says, sporting an excited tone.
Now it was his turn to move to the floor, which he did in one smooth motion.
All kinds of dirty thoughts fill your mind as you reach down to the base of your tail, running your fingers across it towards your most intimate area. It spreads apart easily, scales pulling back to reveal beautiful pink flesh.
Your desires driving you wild, you motion for his hand and guide it towards your vagina. It is already soaking wet for him.
Sanji lets out an excited sound as his fingers come into contact with you. He looks as though he may pass out from excitement. You giggle lightly, pleased.
He begins to lightly run his fingers over you, and you let out a small moan and thrust your hips at him, clearly displaying your intentions. The world stands still as he obliges, carefully thrusting a finger inside. Immediately, he pulls it back out, causing your desire to spike like pouring oil on a fire.
“Woah! It does feel just like a human's!” he says incredulously, staring at you with a dumb smile.
“Do you feel many humans' vaginas?” you ask, just a hint of jealousy in your voice.
“Not at all! Only once ever, really-” Sanji quickly begins to explain, but you smile at him and guide his hand back towards your wet entrance, effectively cutting him short. He is with you now and that is what matters.
He begins to move his finger around inside you, dancing it across your hallowed walls, causing your back to arch in pleasure. You've never been penetrated with anything before, you couldn't imagine a more skillful debut.
You feel yourself reacting strongly as his motion continues, the pleasure mounting and building up to extreme levels. Sanji, picking up on your signals, slowly enters a second finger into you, and the pleasure skyrockets.
It isn't long before you feel your whole body tighten up as the pleasure reaches the maximum you can stand.
“Cum for me!” he commands with a smirk, and your whole body surrenders into a violent, shaking orgasm, coating his hand in your juices as your vagina throbs and squeezes his fingers.
“Oooh!” you moan loudly, bucking and shaking, feeling the joy of your sweet release.
When your throbbing stops, he slowly slides his finger out of you, careful to stimulate just the right spots on their way out, just enough to make you want more.
“How was that?” Sanji said with a very satisfied smirk on his face.
Your response is unintelligible, the world is not real anymore.
You feel yourself slipping into sweet peaceful sleep. Never have you felt so good in your entire life.
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You feel a soft touch on your tail, near your hips. You open your eyes to see Sanji, sweetly stroking you while burning that thing in his mouth.
“Sleep good?” he asked with a huge grin.
“Yes,” you tell him as the memory of a few minutes ago came flooding back.
“I had to go finish my shift, but don't worry. I made sure nobody even looked back here. The old geezer said that you were a special guest, and that nobody else was to get any ideas about bothering you under any circumstances. There are some greedy assholes here, but nobody would dream of disobeying a direct order,” Sanji explained, as you sat up.
The light from the window had vanished, indicating that night has come.
“So,” he continued, “You're welcome to stay the night, if you'd like.”
“Thank you,” you say sweetly, “You've done so much for me.” You consider his offer. You may be the fastest swimmer out there, but you have been caught by a Sea-king once before, and traveling at night is never preferable anyway.
“It was my pleasure, my sweet,” Sanji says graciously, flaring his nostrils slightly. “And as luck would have it,” he continues, “Our course has us set to travel to the Southernmost point of our rotation tomorrow.”
“Then I'd be happy to take you up on that,” you say, giving him a big smile, twinkling your eyes.
“Splendid!” he exclaims as he gets up, “I'd love to make you some breakfast in the morning, and of course, whatever provisions you will need for your trip!”
“Sounds wonderful!” you say, pure happiness filling you.
“Then I will look forward to seeing your beautiful face in the morning, Goodnight my sweet!” Sanji seems to sing as he bounces towards the door.
“Goodnight!” you respond with a giggle. What a kind, caring man.
You feel your desire growing again as you think back on the day. If you have any say in the matter, you'll have to find some special way to say goodbye before you leave.
You can't help but smile as you drift off to sleep, with the dim lantern flame glowing softly on the wall. You wonder if you will ever meet anyone like him again, or if he is the kindest person you will ever find. The thought of leaving, perhaps never to see him again was a sad thought, but you miss your home. Your family and friends are probably worried sick about you, little do they know that you found a great treasure of the ocean: the sweetheart of a man who spends his days sailing on the sea, cooking food for the hungry.
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juvenilefrogg · 5 months ago
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HOT TAKE!!
I don't expect everyone to understand me or relate to this but just because someone likes Harry Potter doesn't mean they're not allies. It's not a facade if someone is a Potterhead and still claims to be an ally.
A lot of people believe in "separate art from the artist". The famous painter Pablo Picasso was such a great artist, widely known for the cubist movement. You may also know about his blue period and might pity him. But then again Picasso as a person has done very questionable things. He is known to have treated women poorly and had many affairs throughout his life.
Now just because he was a great artist doesn't mean he is not accountable for his poor actions and choices but his actions surely do not make him a bad artist. I can accept that he is a bad person and yet still admit that he was a great artist.
Legendary singer, songwriter and lyrical genius John Lennon is well known in the music industry. Surely we all have listened to his songs at least once. The legendary rock band The Beatles gave us so many bangers.
Beautiful Boy by John Lennon is one of the songs that I adore so much. I just love the showcase of the fraternal love in that song. But when you dig up the history of that song you find that it was written for Sean Lennon (child of John Lennon and Yoko Ono). It is not about Julian Lennon (child of John Lennon from his first wife, Cynthia Lennon). Now it just breaks my heart to think about this from Julian's pov. To have a dad who left your mom and then goes ahead to write a song about his other child with his 2nd wife. Don't get me wrong I'd be furious I'd be going crazy.
But oh to have a dad who'd love me enough to write such a song for me ahhhh I'd give up anything just to have that experience. From Sean's pov I'd be so in love with this song.
Now I am not justifying and romanticising what he did but how do I close my ears, shut my eyes, and turn my back on such a beautiful art? To say that there are plenty of other and far better songs and things to admire why do I have to stick to this particular song or thing is not fair. It is not fair to me as an admirer. You can't quantify my love. I can't transfer my love from one thing to another in an instant. Though it may die or fade away with time until then you'd just have to let me be. The heart wants what it wants.
Recently, Ariana Grande released her latest album, Eternal Sunshine, I am sure most of you already know about it and have listened to it. It's a hit you can't deny that. But when you get to know the story behind that album, the songs and whom they're written about and what they mean, you might want to cancel Ariana. And sure if you want to do that go ahead you're free to do that. But that doesn't mean everyone will. One can still like her songs and not be a supporter of cheating in a marriage. Fans who literally grew up listening to her songs can't just one day stop listening to her songs and thinking about her (at least not in my view). They might start to feel conflicted about her as a person tho but I am sure they'll still have some love left for her old hit songs.
We talk about not being judgemental, being liberal, and being open-minded so why are we still so constricted at the same time? Life and its choices aren't black and white most often you find yourself in the grey areas. Who are we to judge so easily? We as a queer community would get offended if someone judged us just for putting a pride flag on our profiles. So why are we judging just because someone has their Hogwarts house mentioned in their profile? One might say the first is homophobic but isn't the latter prejudice?
Mind you I am talking about the people, the allies who have nothing to do with the writer, who just enjoy the books, and the movies, who find comfort in that story, relate to characters and have loved them for years. What's their fault? All this hate just because they fell in love with the wrong franchise? Which had nothing to do with the trans community when they were created and enjoyed by the fans. One can take a stand and still love Harry Potter.
I am sure many people from the queer community itself are part of the fandom. Wolfstar shippers flood Tumblr with love and how most of them are queer. You can't say that they're transphobic.
Criticism is necessary I am not saying don't criticise the wrongs. If there's no criticism one might never know what they did wrong. Wrongs should never go unchecked.
Criticise the artist for their choices and actions. Don't hate someone who just fell in love with the art.
Don't turn a blind eye to the wrongs. Don't follow the artist blindly. Be mindful of your own choices. That's all you could do.
I don't have Hogwarts house mentioned in my profile. I dont even own the books. Sure I've read the books and watched the movies. But I sure as am not even gonna judge someone blindly if they've mentioned their Hogwarts house.
I respect all your views you might not agree with me and you don't even have to but I believe that you'd at least be respectful of my views. I most often don't even comment on controversial things out of fear of judgement and rejection but this is something that I need to get off my chest. I am not transphobic, I have never been. I respect everyone regardless of who they love. So here I am just keeping my views and hoping that you guys would at least be respectful enough and correct me if I said something wrong.
At the end of the day, I am just trying to find a place in this world.
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lovezbrownies · 10 months ago
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AHHHH OMG I need headcanons for Gen man something about her 💗
I've mentioned all of her red flags so lets discuss her green flags! (that are disguising red flags) I also drew Gen btw! I think maybe I'll show them after my fourth fic? I'm not entirely sure :0
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Gen is actually not extremely present in the house, although she loves and adores you, yes, nothing can get in the way of her job. She's busted her ass off for it, gained many scars she is insecure of, and kissed too many asses to start slacking off and get fired.
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However late she comes home she will make sure to get her cuddles and sex, this woman gets too pent up at work having to deal with idiots plus being separated from you all day? Yeah, expect the expected babe she's going to get her physical affection one way or another.
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Bat shit insane as she is, Gen still thinks about you at every point of the day, the palace redecorated a hallway or a room and something reminds her of you? She will bend over backwards asking around until she finds out where it's from and gets it, even if it's been imported from across the world, anything for her dear darling.
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Gen loves dressing you in fancy attire, the highest quality of silks, accessories and jewelry will be bought, most of the things she gets you were impulsively purchased, your shared room has a huge walk-in closet, and still you two have to use another closet as well, most of your clothing sit there and collect dust.
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If there was a possibility that someone will try to "steal" you from her Gen is guaranteed to go completely psycho loco and accuse them of treason against the nation, causing for their eventual imprisonment and execution. Maybe if she didn't have such a powerful position you'd probably be safe and healthy in another country by now.
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Gen ADORES parading you around in balls or events she's invited to (which is a lot), you latched onto her arm in fear while she has her head held high with pride. But be careful, dare you have eye-to-eye contact with anyone they'll end up having the same fate as your ex-girlfriend.
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Gen's older brother is a huge enabler of her actions, the Grimm Ludenhart I mentioned in her introduction post. Funnily enough the reason Gen is like this is because of her parents, both crazily in love with each other, constantly boasting about how they killed for each other, causing scenes in public if they think the other is being flirted with. She and Grimm were surrounded by this behaviour, completely normal to them!
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omg maybelle u mentioned you’ve read beast… do u have any thoughts/headcanons about the relationship between oda and aku in beast… whether in the context of sickness or not i am so desperate for beast oda crumbs you have no IDEAAAAA AHHHH ive imagined that beast aku’s chronic condition is quieter but more consistent than canon aku’s (which seems to be pretty severe, but only when it flares up? idk. maybe this is a dichotomy i made up in my head) and so i like to think oda is similarly quietly but consistently checking on aku all the time, making sure he’s not exerting himself too much, just kinda sitting with him and physically observing him and watching out for him… AHHH THATS HIS SON !!!
(sincerely the most normal oda fan of all time @s2reason-living smiley face emoji hiiii !!! i am going to be in your inbox ALL the time now. prepare yourself)
@s2reason-living you are welcome in my ask box ANY TIMEEE with these beautiful thoughts of yours...BEEEEAST!!!!! BEAST!!! RAHHHH I ALLLways have thoughts about Beast
I Really love the idea of Oda silently observing Akutagawa from a distance and only intervening when he needs to...he wants to give him space to learn how to navigate his life on his own with the help of the people he's surrounded by...Oda tries to gently remind him when he's skipped meals accidently or when he's exerting himself too much physically (since we know certain Rashomon forms do heavily impact BSD Akutagawa physically, I think Beast Akutagawa has a much healthier constitution than his counterpart but he's not quite at a normal level...Oda does make a comment in Beast about Akutagawa's lack of phsyical strength), but Akutagawa has such a hard time asking for help when he's injured or sick because he's never had the option to really rest and be taken care of before...Kunikida is hard on him about it but Oda has to remind him that it's a mindset Akutagawa has created out of the way he used to live and to be kinder to him....Akutagawa has such a deep respect for Oda in Beast that he doesn't have for anyone else and I think he holds his opinion very highly and tries not to disappoint him, and he's always stuck between "Should I tell him I'm sick/injured or should I push forward so that they'll think I'm stronger than I used to be"🥺
And I'm SO TORN about Beast Akutagawa's lung situation because part of me is like he doesn't have it but he does still occasionally cough and cover his mouth in Beast but very very rarely...so I like to imagine it's more of a chronic condition because of his sickly constitution added with growing up in extreme poverty, than something terminal like BSD Akutagawa's (or maybe it is terminal and just not as progressed....who knows) but anyways this is something Oda has picked up on and is very concerned about and regularly asking Yosano to help him keep an eye out on his condition
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I also really love the concept of Oda repeatedly asking Akutagawa to watch his children when he's out of town lol and I have this little idea in my head that he has a bad fever one time while he's watching them but he refuses to back down and tries anyway...Oda comes back and finds Akutagawa super out of it, curled up and shivering in one of the bunk beds and the older kids are like help what can we do for him😭😭😭😭 Akutagawa coming in and out of it, totally delirious and mistaking some of the kids for friends he lost in the slums (fun fact many of Odas kids share very similar names to Akutagawa's dead friends...Sakura/Sayaka, Katsume/Katsumi, Yuu/Yuji, Shinji/Shinya)...working himself up to the point of tears and not being able to breathe and Oda comforting him and staying with him until he's more himself im gonna lose it
I'm so sorry this was so long I love beast Akutagawa I could talk about him all day all night please send me more
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keepyourpantsongohan · 10 months ago
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Ayesha Liveblogs Jujutsu Kaisen S2
Based on people's foreboding comments I have rarely been so certain a show was about to hurt my feelings. But here we are, ready to be hurt again LMAO
"No one else understands what cursed spirits taste like." Do you think Geto is obsessed with converting Yuji because he's the only other person in the world who eats curses
I wasn't expecting the Utahime and Mei flashback but I do enjoy it
"I don't need that, but you do, right?" Is the implication here that Mei's technique give her impeccable night vision. What is with all these Jujutsu Eyes
Are we going to see ALL the teachers' generation as kids? I have never been listening more in my life. TELL ME MORE:
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However, the fact the subtitle of this arc is "Premature Death" probably doesn't bode well for my feelings
"Satoru, it's not nice to pick on the weak." "What kind of idiot picks on the strong?" A terrible but fair point, Gojo
I didn't really recognize Ieiri in the intro so I'm really, really glad to hear that the Female Teammate of Gojo and Geto is not Super Dead LMAO
"Jujutsu exists to protect non-jujutsu sorcerers." I know they're just playing basketball but I am giggling and kicking my feet. I loooove a backstory. Also: Geto you certainly had quite a turn, didn't you?
"You should be more polite and humble," said Geto to Gojo, in a lesson that the latter would never learn, ever, in his life
Given that someone has to die, I'm placing my bets on Star-Vessel-Gal-That-I-Bet-You-$5-Someone's-Going-To-Fall-in-Love-With
"I'm not a Zen'in anymore. I took my wife's name. It's Fushiguro now." YOU MEAN THAT GUY PEOPLE KEEP LUSTING AFTER IS MEGUMI'S DAD????? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. OH NOOOOOOOO. THAT'S SO FUNNY FOR MEGUMI, HAVING AN EVIL, FUCKABLE DAD
"How's Megumi doing?" "Who's that?" ISN'T HE A TODDLER RN? What a terrible father kjnhgghg. We knew, but wow
"Tengen-sama is me, and I am Tengen-sama." I love that Tengen, Mysterious Keeper of Jujutsu Barriers, is in his mini-skirt era
"I wish I could share my senses with [cursed spirits] like Mei-san does." Well, that explains her impeccable night vision. I sort of forgot that she's also a human surveillance camera
Ahhhh so I guess Riko's like 13 to their 16? Maybe they won't fall in love after all
"Riko, you have a boyfriend?" HAHAHAHA this is the school drama shenanigans I was hoping for
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"I failed!" There something endearing about Gojo learning how to control his techniques
HAHAHAHA they're not going to explain the cutaway to the beach????? Hello???????
"I still don't have much recollection of being attacked." Ah, so it was to resolve the kidnapping situation for Kuroi with immediate success
OH MY GOD, I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE NANAMI EITHER. LOOK AT HIIMMMMMMMMM. I did not peg him as a long-hair boy:
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Also also also. Just based on his place in the OP, I like Nanami's little friend. I do think he must be Super Dead though
"You haven't released your technique since yesterday, have you? You haven't slept either. And you don't plan to sleep tonight, do you? Are you sure we don't need to go back to Jujutsu High?" This arc is I think what is going to make me love Gojo. I like him well enough, but there's a sincerity here that's getting me. Gojo who tries and fails at new techniques and runs himself ragged to give a dying girl her beach day
"Have we met before?" said Gojo, like Megumi's evil DILF father did not have a sword through his chest
"Never before or after that, had anyone noticed me standing behind them." Hey quick question. What the fuck does that mean?
Ohhhh, Maki and Megumi's Dad have the same No Cursed Energy Condition. It's like a reverse Kekkei Genkai
HOW DID BEING SLASHED THROUGH HIS WHOLE TORSO FROM THE NECK ON NOT KILL GOJO DEAD?
"No matter what decision you make, we will guarantee your future." Geto and Gojo deciding before even meeting her they'll fight Curse Wizard God to give Riko her autonomy!!!! That's the Jujutsu High spirit I know 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Update from two minutes later: Rest in pieces, Riko-chan
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Geto said: You have actually activated my trauma response, which is unrestrained manslaughter
Ggjkglgjlgkjg Megumi's Dad said: Looks like you brought curses to a gun fight!
Not to poke holes in this monologue, but doesn't changing the size of a cursed spirit require cursed energy?? I feel like this is such a loosey-goosey structure for what is and isn't cursed energy
"I've already decided I'll only see you either for work or in Hell." I want this to be my email signature
Megumi 🤝 His Dad: Accusing your opponent of being high when they act weird
"One, the power to stop: The neutral application of the Limitless technique. Two, the power to attract: the amplified application of the Limitless technique, Blue. And three, the power to repel: the reversal of his cursed technique, Red." Thank you for laying it all out Mr. Megumi's Dad because I would've taken a long time to get there myself. Also does this mean Gojo is like a giant magnet
"Two or three years from now, my kid will be sold off to the Zen'in clan. Do what you will with that." RIP Megumi's Hot, Evil Dad, who I guess didn't sell him? Or pre-sold him? That part's unclear. Also I can't believe Gojo killed Megumi's Dad and then adopted him. And then DIDN'T TELL HIM HE WAS DEAD. GOJO, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
(Assuming this actually killed him, that is. He is missing like, a third of his body. Seems pretty fatal.)
Also, after all that, I have finally learned from the episode description his name is (was?) Toji. If they said it, I missed it!
"Does there really need to be any point to [killing people]?" "It's very important that there is. Especially for a jujutsu sorcerer." Geto being the constant voice of reason implies something incredibly drastic must happen to him
Also: I guess GOJO's trauma response is unrestrained manslaughter
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"Are you Geto-kun? What kind of woman is your type?" You mean to tell me that the lady who turned Todo into whatever he is has been menacing people for generations??? LMAO
"Rather than hunt down cursed spirits, I want to create a world where cursed spirits aren't born." Tsukumo coming in with some hot takes on Jujutsu Society it seems
"If all of mankind were jujutsu sorcerers, curses wouldn't be born." Is Geto in the present trying to, force all of society to become jujutsu sorcerers by making a curse-dominant society, thereby eventually making everyone equipped to deal with cursed energy, and eventually starving the curses out? What a weird, terrible, backwards plan. Incredible. Tell me more!!!
"Just keep culling non-sorcerers and force them to adapt into sorcerers as a survival strategy." Why do all anime roads lead to metaphors for geno-[LOUD FOGHORN NOISE]
"But unfortunately, I'm not crazy enough to do that." Geto said: No problem, I am!!!!
I was correct, Nanami's Nice Friend Haibara is in fact Super Dead
It is funny that they make out Geto's descent into madness and [GUNSHOT NOISE] being triggered by people being violent towards the youth, considering he spent the whole first season plotting ways to torture teenagers
"So, you're just going to kill everyone who's not a sorcerer? Even your parents?!" "I can't allow my parents to be a special exception." Alright, Anti-Establishment Itachi, chill out
Ahhhhhhh, poor Gojo, unable to kill or reason with his friend:
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Geto said: I will raise you adopting Megumi and ADOPT TWO TRAUMATIZED CHILDREN, GOJO. BEAT THAT!
"About this dad of yours. I ki--" "I don't care." OH MY GOD MEGUMI. ALSO. GOJO. HE'S FIVE, YOU COULD'VE TRIED A LITTLE HARDER TO TELL HIM
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"If I go [to the Zen'in clan] will Tsumiki be able to find happiness? It all depends on that." MEGUMI HAS BEEN SELFLESS HIS WHOLE LIFE
I do love the very normal but realistic dialogue of Nobara and Yuji talking past each other to convince the other to do an activity the other isn't interested in (shopping and a movie respectively). Also Megumi the Homebody!
OH NOOOOOOOO NOT THE SHIBUYA ARC. THIS IS WHAT PEOPLE WARNED WOULD HURT MY FEELINGS
Ohhhhhhh my god. Nobara being asked advice from this gal about asking Yuji out and immediately bringing Megumi back to the restaurant. I LOVE SCHOOL DRAMA
"Someone who knows Itadori well is on his way here now." Megumi Fushiguro: Yuji Dating Consultant
"Did my heart skip a beat?" Nobara!! What does that mean!!!
Megumi takes his role incredibly seriously. Beautiful. Perfect. Beyoncé:
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Also. I know it was just an omake, but the implication that it is understood on Team Gojo that Yuji is allowed to date but Megumi isn't is SO FUNNY. They're like, 'He's OUR special boy, leave him alone!'
"But the way she eats and her handwriting and stuff are super nice." Yuji, my sweet boy, who loves girls for their hearts AND their asses
The slice of life parts of this are really getting my heart <3 Give me fifteen more episodes of Team Gojo's dating troubles and going to see Worm Man movies
Jujutsu Kaisen said: Hey Mechamaru have you considered not being disabled, and being evil instead? It's a fresh new look!!
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"I have to use any means necessary to get in contact with Gojo Satoru and tell him about the Shibuya plot." Muta-maru said he's only a pragmatic amount of evil, a means to an end
"I'll be able to see everyone," said Muta-maru, in what I'm sure wasn't foreshadowing of him immediately about to die
"But I want to be even closer to you, Mechamaru. So, one day, I will come see you." Oh, Miwa, I don't think you will
Team Nanami!!! While I am glad to see them, I don't like this for Megumi. That he's here, in Shibuya. Be safe, baby boy!
"Everyone who came up running up to the edge of the veil to escape cried the same thing: Bring Gojo Satoru!" How about we don't do that!
Are they making Maki go on a mission with her grandpa? LMAO
They have made this as OMINOUS as possible. I don't like it. I don't like it at all. STAY AWAY, GOJO!!
"They're making Gojo-sensei do this alone?" MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY!
Mei giving Yuji the option not to fight the people 😭😭😭 The teachers try so very hard to protect them in the ways that they can
"Mankind has long feared, hated and cursed such demonic pests." I am like the opposite of a bug person but I didn't have a specific fear of locusts going into this episode. They're doing their best to give me one though
"Are you clever? Or not clever? I'm clever." "Clever people wouldn't really go around calling themselves clever." There's something very Imperfect Cell about locust's vibes, and it does make me laugh
Yuji praying over the person who was killed 😭💞 HIM!!
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"Nee-sama is praising you! Just accept it!" [Yelling] "Thank you! I'm honoured!" Yuji is very willing to accept constructive criticism
"Domain Amplification. It's the same principle as the New Shadow School's simple domain. They envelope themselves with the domain. While it reduces its guaranteed-hit effect, it ensures they neutralize any technique used. That would allow their attacks to hit me." Then why would people not use domain amplification and simple domain all the time?
The way Geto has thought of so many different ways to make sure there are civilian casualties to anything Gojo does!! GET GOT, GETO!
Them starting this horrifying scenario with an I Love Gojo video!!
"Technically, he's my benefactor," said Megumi, which meant, My Really Annoying Older Brother or Uncle or Dad Whom I Love
I do kind of love seeing Gojo go insane on these Cursed Spirits and reducing Hanami to smithereens. He can be a little vengeful, as a treat
"I'm sorry. I can't save everyone. So I promise to exorcise them instead." Oh, Gojoooo 😭😭😭😭
I KNOW THAT GETO KNOWS GETTING HIM TO STAND STILL FOR A MINUTE WILL BE EASY BECAUSE HE MISSES HIS DEAD FRIEND. I HATE THIS. I HATE IT! I WANT TO CRY AND THROW UP.
HEY! HEY! WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"I can pass from one body to another by replacing its brain with myself." WHAT DO YOU MEAN?????????????
It's NOT EVEN HIS FRIEND? IT'S A CURSE WEARING HIS DEAD FRIEND'S FACE? WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE HELL. WHAT ON EARTH!
"But it's time for you to wake up. How long will you keep letting it have its way with you, Suguru?" Geto's hand trying to kill the thing possessing him. For his own sake, or for Gojo's, I don't know
"I was killed on October 19th by the special-grade cursed spirit called Mahito." Rest in pieces, Mechamaru. Good of you to help!
"Well, it'll all work out somehow. I'm counting on you, everyone." Gojo thinking of his team of first years to save him!!!!!!!
OH IJICHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT'D HE DO TO ANYONE!!!!
Yuji dealing with the cell phone issue by yelling to all Shibuya a message for Nanamin ❣️ He is clever, and loud!
"Don't toy with Geto-sama any further." Mimiko and Nanako trying to get their surrogate dad's body back. Extremely fucked up and sad
Nanami asking Ino to look after Megumi and Yuji 🥺🥺
"The Gojo clan is currently a one-man team of Satoru Gojo himself." Where are all the other Gojos??????
Gojo being the one person who is safe-guarding specific people in jujutsu society with his existence 🥺😭 I do love him!!!
I do miss the omake instead of this end-of-ep character commentary but the fact that someone insults Gojo with the phrase, "Acting like he was nothing but leg below his nipples," does entertain me 1) Because it really doesn't translate to me culturally as an insult jnghkghg and 2) It confirms Gojo has nipples, which is a real rarity in anime
"They won't be able to climb up here that fast." [Immediate cut to Megumi and Yuji dropping in via Megumi's giant shadow bird] I love physical comedy
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"So, whenever I'm at a loss, I think to myself, 'What would Nanami-san do?'" Oh, Ino, that's very sweet
"I thought this wouldn't take long?" "No comment." Yuji and Megumi's friendship is my whole heart and soul
OH MY GOD??????????????????????????????????? THEY'RE POSSESSING MEGUMI'S FATHER???? WHAT IS THIS, THE MAKE TEAM GOJO SEE A BUNCH OF ASSHOLES WEARING THEIR DEAD LOVED ONES FACES ARC????????
Setting aside the egregious body horror, I love that Gojo has been a menace from birth. Good for him!
"If you're a man, be clear and decisive." [Megumi points at Yuji about to throw a car] "That stuff's not my role." Megumi said: Yuji is my man, actually 💖
Megumi's so smart!!!!!! Figuring out how to be both weak and strong at the same time to combat the Inverse technique
Nanami flashing back to Haibara's body when he sees Ijichi's. Ahhhhhhhhhh.
"Who the hell do you think you're ordering around, old hag?" I KNEW that Toji was not going to be silent. Even dead, he's just. A Very Big Presence. Also, poor Megumi's feelings when he sees him. And subsequently, mine
"I guess it just means that this guy's soul couldn't win against my body." "A soul losing to a body?! No! That's impossible!" There is some interesting world-building between the body and the soul with Geto and Toji having consciousness through body alone. I'd be so thoughtful if it weren't so fucked up
"If I die, you'll kill me, right?" Megumi said: Stay Safe, Love You The Sequel 🌸
Nobara trying to protect Nitta while fully concussed!!!
NANAMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WIZARD ACCOUNTANT DAD'S HERE TO THE RESCUE!!!
I now have a new appreciation and understanding for everyone's lustful feelings for Nanami. I get it:
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Ijichi's alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh thank god. Stay alive!!!!!!!!!!!
"You would hinder me, and be in the way." A harsh but fair verdict for Nobara
Of all the people fighting on the side of curses, Choso is the one whose motivations are most understandable
"This guy has beaten my brothers before. They wouldn't lose to some idiot." Lot of confidence in that statement, Choso. I'm not saying Yuji's an idiot, but he learns best on the job and with advice. Benefit of Mechamaru's wisdom, in this case
It's fun that when the sorcerers don't know what's going on, they have an omniscient narrator/mission reporter cut in with an explanation
Also, if I were Choso, I would simply leave the bathroom LMAO
"So even if I die, I'm taking this guy out! I don't have to be the one to rescue Gojo-sensei!" YUJIIIIIIIII
UNBELIEVABLE, IS YUJI, LIVERLESS, UNCONSCIOUS AND FULL OF HOLES, GOING TO WIN THIS BATTLE ON THE BASIS OF A FRIENDSHIP MONTAGE?
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Are they suggesting Yuji is ALSO the manifestation of a cursed womb. Because I hope the fuck not!!!
It seems Nanako and Mimiko are going to save Yuji because they share a purpose: Getting-Sensei-Dad-Released-From-Horrors
"Ui Ui? Will you die for me?" "Are you sure that's alright? May I die for you?" This sibling relationship has unsettled me from the moment it appeared on screen LMAO
"I guess there's never been a case where I've been better off alone." Nanami's hard line for co-combatants is that he will not intentionally put first years at risk (fair, given his history)
It's interesting how the ocean spirit seems the least aware and battle-hungry, given that The Ocean Has Many Things to Fear
I said this, and the Ocean immediately exploded into a taller, buffer cursed spirit
"Projection Sorcery. The cursed technique of Naobito Zen'in. It splits one second into 24 frames from his field of view, and allows him to trace the actions created in those frames at the start." Do you think it's fun for the animators to animate a power that's based on animation?
So THIS is where the beach domain came from! What a throwback!
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Shikigami really do make sense for the Ocean as an attack
MEGUMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!! He said: Hey Maki, I heard you were fighting shadows and hating old Zen'in men without me! What gives?
"The other two?" "Ino-san tapped out. Itadori's acting on his own." Nanami's first words to Megumi being about the other kids!!! I LOVE U
WHAT AN ABSOLUTELY HORRIFIC WAY FOR TOJI TO REAPPEAR
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I guess that answers the question of if Megumi would be able to recognize his dad. The answer is no!
"His fangs were constantly directed towards the strongest." That doesn't bode well for Megumi later on
Update from 8 minutes later: I WAS RIGHT, IT DIDN'T BODE WELL
PLEASE TELL ME THAT NANAMI AND MAKI ARE FIREPROOF???
"Now there should be at least 15 fingers inside Itadori." Oh. Oh no Yuji. This is NOT good for Yuji!
Also also. Is that the BEST way to say it? Is it?
"Below us, there's a man in monk's robes with a suture across his forehead. Please kill him." I feel like Nanako and Mimiko's request will go over well, purely because they're deferential and they're women and Sukuna seems like the type to be entertained by women. Plus, they're asking him to kill, which he loves doing. Although he does hate being told what to do, so it's a toss-up
Well, I think holding the finger above Sukuna's head (metaphorically) turned the tables against them
Rest in pieces, Nanako and Mimiko (literally, unfortunately)
"You're true to your word, yes?" I thought the pact with Yuji involved Sukuna NOT killing any humans while he's running his body? I feel like that constitutes not being true to your word
Fhkjhkjhgkjhggh you know, fair on what's-his-face for just stalling. He's not strong enough to help Gojo, clearly!
I wonder at what point during getting his ass beat will Megumi learn that it is his father doing the beating
"What's your name?" "Fushiguro?" "It's not Zen'in? I'm glad." Evil Dilf wins one (1) dad point by killing himself in front of his son to prevent his evil instincts from murdering him????
Jogo said: My real desire was the very human experience of wishing for Daddy (Sukuna) to say he was proud
UNWILLING TO BELIEVE THAT SUKUNA HAS A FRIEND. UNREALISTIC. BLOCKED!
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"Wake up, you shitty sorcerer!" said Blond Bitch, as if he were not wholly responsible for Megumi being unconscious by attacking him from behind
Ahhh Megumi thinking of Gojo, who has always believed in his strength, and who disapproved of his fallback of giving up his life
"Urgent business." Sukuna said: Team Gojo is incorrect. Megumi is MY special little man 💞🗡️👅 Bye Uraume!
Until Sukuna actively does something to Megumi. I am kind of obsessed with how obsessed he is. He's evil, but he's got weird crush, it feels like. Grimdark Greedl!ngfan until proven otherwise
NOT MEGUMI MENTALLY APOLOGIZING TO YUJI FOR DYING!!!!!!!!! THEY ARE SO 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
"Don't die on me. There are things I need you to do for me." He is healing him! They make no effort to make this sound NOT like a weird crush:
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Yuji is not going to be well when he finds out how many mass causalities Sukuna has caused in his body
"You might have defeated me, in the state I was in back then. Now you've fascinated me, Fushiguro Megumi!" OBSESSED
I suppose the implication of Shigemo not knowing of his miracle power is that he has been riding through life on luck alone
Sukuna dropping off Megumi to his teachers. What must they think?!
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YUJI. Throwing up is an incredibly fair response to speed-running the memories of mass murder
I don't know how Yuji will ever be able to live any kind of normal life after this:
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THANK GOD Nanami's alive. It's like they give you just enough to hope for that you won't stop watching completely
Oh god. If Nanami dies now, I will lose it. WHY ARE YOU STILL FIGHTING!! I mean, I know why, BUT WHY
"I've been here the whole time." Mahito, I swear to FUCK
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Yuji cannot witness whatever Mahito is about to do to Nanami, he is already in the throes of PTSD
"You take it from here." NO, NO, NO NANAMI :(((((((((((((((((((((
I HATE THIS SHOW!!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL
You know, I just don't know what to do with this show. Like I don't see the benefit of continuing. A lot of shows have put me through a lot, but this is the one that I think is hardest to watch, because the deaths mean nothing. It helps nothing. You learn nothing. It's just like, "Enjoy getting to know these people and watch them die in extremely violent circumstances." What am I supposed to root for? That Nobara doesn't die in front of Yuji, like Nanami did? That Gojo gets out of his prison soon enough to see what hell on earth has happened without him? That Yuji doesn't completely fall to Sukuna? That Megumi doesn't end up with all of his friends dead and/or gone? WHAT DO VIEWERS GET FROM THIS
"Itadori Yuji wasn't my only natural enemy?" Honestly. Hard to do commentary now. But good for Nobara:
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"You've let me believe that I'm not alone." Yuji <3
I'm back to hopeless. Unless Nobara has some sort of 'you didn't touch my soul, you touched my hammer's soul' trap card
Megumi 🤝 Nobara: Being a menace to bullies as a child
Ah yes, menstrual rice, the tradition we all know about
"Nobara-chan changed after she met Saori-chan." Awww, baby's first role model
Nobara crying for leaving her friend Fumi!!! Sweet girl
"I hope Nobara-chan's doing well," said Saori, before it cut to Nobara definitely not doing well
The visualization of Nobara's previous metaphor of the people with seats in her life, and the way Nobara also has a seat for her younger self. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH:
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"Itadori. Tell everyone for me: Life wasn't so bad." NOBARA 😭
The way they all try to fix the shirt together 😭😭😭 Team Gojo
Megumi my boy always ready to take the hit for his friends 💕 Also LMAO @ Gojo, "What's the matter, Megumi?"
I don't blame Yuji for straight up giving up. Me too Yuji
"This is a war to determine which of those will be left standing a century from now." Call me crazy, Mahito, but I don't think people whose main life purpose is torturing people is a legitimate side. Like jujutsu sorcerers exorcise curses BECAUSE of what they do. If a curse's purpose were to make people play baseball or go to the movies, who would kill that?
Even if we buy into the premise of curses fighting for their own existence, it's sort of like, "Team A and Team B are fighting. Team A has killed a lot of Team B over many years. Team B has also done that, but also needs to kick eleven hospitalized children in the face for their enjoyment every day to keep going. What a dilemma!"
We interrupt this programming to say: Never in my life I have been happier to see Todo
"Sukuna killed so many. So I have to save... that many more people." Yuji 😟
"This is not a matter of sins or punishments. The moment we chose to live as jujutsu sorcerers, our lives were no longer bound by such karma." Todo said: Jujutsu sorcerers can do no wrong actually, and that is how I've decided to live my life
Todo said: The greatest punishment is being alive ❤️ Hope that helps!
"Todo-san's little brother doesn't look like him at all." Todo said: Who needs context! Bros for life
"I'm just saying that the chance [that Nobara survived] isn't zero. Please don't get your hopes up too high." Blond Kyoto First Year Baby Brother Nitta sums up energy of this show in a single sentence:
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"I'll make sure I take on your share of suffering too, Nanamin." 😨
Ohhhhhhhh I'm glad Mechamaru and Miwa have their chance to talk. Poor Miwa
I honestly fully support Mechamaru manipulating his friends to not be in Shibuya. I wish nobody was in Shibuya, and I'm going through Shibuya this week
"Whatever shape it takes, as long as you're happy, my wish has come true." Romantic Bastard Behaviour
"And that's all thanks to that woman." Wild that Mahito is the first person to acknowledge Nobara's full strength
I appreciate how silly Todo's animations are. They're like, "Here, as a treat."
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Back from my vacation in Japan after a couple of weeks and returning to to finish this season, and let me tell you, watching this show in the hours leading up to leaving made for a very harrowing first time at the train station. They use incredibly accurate building modelling in this show. Also, I did get a little Nanami keychain. In any case, I have returned to finish hurting my feelings
Opposite to my prior point, they make all of Mahito's animation as gross as possible
"Forgive me, you pitiful souls." Ahhh, Todo
Mahito using Gojo's split second domain technique to attack his student. GET GOT, MAHITO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Props to Todo for immediately getting rid of his own arm to prevent dying?????????????????????
"And he can't clap his hands anymore." I did wonder how long it would take for the clapping thing to come up. Mahito would probably have won this fight if curses (Hanami, specifically) bothered to tell each other anything. Maybe the real technique everyone needed was communication
Absolute, extreme regret to ever echo Mahito, but: Huh?
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Todo touching Mahito just so Yuji could get an opening!!! 😭😭😭
"Instant Spirit of Distorted Killing." Why does the average special cursed spirit form simply look like a particularly sadistic, anthropomorphized tree?
[Narration slide] "There is no sorcerer who can unleash Black Flash at will." Then what's the attack chanting for? Just hoping it'll work?
I don't think I enjoy Yuji's smile being slashed open Joker Style
"I'll just kill you. And if you're ever reborn as another curse, I'll kill you then, too. You can change your name and change your appearance, but I'll still kill you again and again. I don't need meaning or a reason for it anymore. Maybe there will be some meaning to be found from my actions several centuries after I'm dead. But I'm sure I'm just one big cog in the wheel. And I'll keep on killing curses until I rust away." Yuji said: New life philosophy unlocked: Murder your problems until you die 💖
I'm not sure I'm comfortable with HOW Yuji has found inner peace, but he does seem like he has an achievable goal
Fake Geto said: I haven't caused problems in a while! Hope you didn't gain any hope while I was gone.
"No matter what judgment gets doled out to Itadori later now that Gojo is gone, I won't be taking your side. I'm in favour of Itadori Yuji's execution." I can't say I blame Kusakabe for his position
I do wish they'd stop doing this with Mei Mei. Whoever wrote this said: I have feelings for my family that should only be discussed with a psychiatrist 😀
Choso said: Where one brother of Yuji's (Todo) falls, another one rises up (me) like a fucked up little tag team of camaraderie
I also should've known better than to think Mahito might actually die. That's hope! Stupid.
I have never been LESS happy to see the Kyoto School. GO HOME
The payoff for the forced pregnancy storyline they dropped last season is that Fake Geto is Choso's DAD? Disgusting. Terrible. Leave. Kick rocks. You will NEVER be the Evil DILF that Toji is!!!
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Alright. Alright. I will allow the Kyoto students to be here for one moment, if only for the comedy of Choso yelling "KAMO NORITOSHI" and Blood-bending Teen Kamo pointing and going, "Watashi? (Me?)" It WAS funny.
"How dare you make me try to kill Itadori? My little brother!" said Choso, like he had nothing to do with that decision
If the payoff for Choso calling Yuji his little brother that Fake Geto is also his dad. I don't want it. I would rather just disintegrate.
"I strongly sensed the death of Itadori Yuji, right before my eyes. Which means that Yuji must also be my blood-related younger brother." 😷😷😷 I don't have words strong enough for how much I wish this episode had ended with 16 minutes ago (it's been 15:55 minutes)
I truly, truly don't want to believe this but does this mean that Kamo and Sukuna had a terrible threesome with Yuji's poor mother to create Yuji? I don't want that. I keep saying it. It's not helping
"Just asking, but you two are strangers, right?" "Worse than strangers. He nearly killed me once already." I like that Todo has set the premise for Yuji simply being called siblings by strangers who have beat the crap out of him, so he's just like, 'Well. It happens.'
"First it was Todo. Are you sure you aren't emitting dangerous pheromones or something?" Panda said: Maybe you just stink of brotherly love, Yuji
Tsukumo said: Me and Choso together will fill the void of Todo being gone
"Japan would practically have a monopoly on cursed energy. Other nations, especially that superpower, wouldn't stand by and allow that." HFFHFJHFKJJH the clouds and angle make the geography a little hazy, but I can only assume this is a shot at the U.S. Yeah, Tsukumo, the U.S. would be the problem with killing everyone who's not a sorcerer! Not anything else!
JJK really said: You thought Megumi was safe just cause he wasn't on screen? SURPRISE. WE ARE GOING TO KILL HIS SISTER:
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They are going to elaborate on how the rest of Japan is doing, but NOT on how the Kyoto students get out of this situation
OKKOTSU!!!!!!!!! Resident Nice Little Guy coming to save the day
"That's bad, Rika-chan. Don't overdo it." Hey. Hey. What?
"He cut off Inumaki's arms in Shibuya." WHAT!!!!!!!!! WHEN!!!!!!!
"Satoru Gojo has been deemed an accomplice to the Shibuya incident and is hereby expelled from Jujutsu Society. In addition, any attempt to free him from his seal will be deemed a crime." This is most extreme form of victim-blaming for any one person in anime I've seen
Resident Nice Little Guy Okkotsu is now Resident Yuji Executioner
I can't imagine Megumi will tolerate any of this. He's going self-expel from Jujutsu Society
[Yuji claps] [Numerous cursed spirits emerge out of the water like he's now trying out a Cursed Manipulation Kekkei Genkai] HEY. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
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I don't know what to say about this show anymore. I don't know what this was, except exhausting. However, that was more than enough for me. Goodnight.
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oneforthemunny · 1 year ago
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Ask prompt:
If teacher!reader was pregnant and she's teaching, maybe 6-7 months into her pregnancy, would janitor!eddie constantly check up on her, but in doing so he's messing up his route?
In one hour, Eddie has passed by your door nearly ten times. He's way behind schedule in his work because all he can think about is seeing if you and baby are okay.
One of her students points him out and she's had to talk to him about doing his job while reassuring that they'll be okay. He kisses both his baby and his baby momma to finally do his work before his boss gets on his ass.
Ask Response:
lmao he really would.
especially if you're that far along and the doctor told you to "take it easy" and try to conserve your energy and not stand so much. eddie dug out an old, tall stool out of the storage closet for you to sit on in front of the chalkboard, but you refuse to use it.
you turn around and they just giggle, pointing to the door. you see eddie standing there, looking through the door like >:(
you quiet them down, and excuse yourself to the hallway. "ed, you can't be doing this. you're distracting my students, and-"
"-and you're supposed to be taking it easy." eddie huffs, arms crossed. "I got you the stool for a reason. you can't put this stress on yourself, on the baby."
you roll your eyes. "eddie, 'm fine I promise." you sigh gently. "the stool was killing my back. I needed to stand." eddie its hesitant, but you grab his hand gently. "I promise, I know my self. I won't go overboard. I'll sit when I need to."
eddie's reluctant, but you remind him you have a job to do and so does he. he nods and lets you go back, but not before stopping by steve's room next door.
"harrington, I've never asked you for anything in my life-"
"-that's not true, but go on-"
her, make sure she's not bending a lot and-and that she sits down. she won't do it, and it's bad for the baby, ya know? can't put that much stress." eddie rambled. "just page me if you think she's overdoing it, ok?"
steve nods before going back to his class, and eddie is back to fixing things, cleaning, and doing his rounds. every time his pager beeps, he's scrambling and fumbling, already heading towards the fourth grade hallway before he realizes it's just another spill.
and another one ahhhh thank you!!!! 🫶🫶🫶
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flbrokensoldier · 2 years ago
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Scoot..scoot 👀
(ignore if you don't take requests)
Soooooooooo... *Whispers*
A Mercy X gn!reader
General idea: Reader takes up a risky mission not knowing if they'll come back or not, they give Mercy a kiss and promise to come back,
After a year they still haven't come back until she heard knocking and found reader kneeling and asking for her hand in marriage 🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️
-Mei Mei (^_-)-☆
OH MY GOD. I LOVE THIS IDEA HOLY SHIT. AHHHH SORRY FOR THE ABSENCE BTW 😭
I hope you love it though! I loved writing it, none of your ideas fail to make me super happy <3 (ALSO SORRY IF IT FEELS RUSHED I TRIED REALLY HARD AT THE END 😭)
HOPE YOU'RE DOING WELL!
Mercy x GN!Reader
"Far Away For Far Too Long."
(Song: Far Away - Nickelback <3)
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Honestly she couldn't tell how long it had been now. She couldn't focus on it anyways, she had work to do, all she knew is she stopped counting after a few months. Everyday she tried to push the worry she still felt deep inside, knowing the possibility came down to that you could have been dead, or hospitalized for God knows how long. She truthfully didn't like both outcomes, especially the first one. For the second one, she'd rather you were in her care rather than someone else. She just couldn't stand it but, after a while she had to push back her worry and grief she felt so she could still work.
That day you left was burned in her mind, it stayed there for the past year. The blue sky was almost nonexistent from the sunlight pouring in and drinking up your figure. She could remember how the beautiful morning light drew the edges of your body perfectly. She could almost swore you were a Greek statue, hand carved and brought to life. She looked into your eyes, a deep sadness laid in them but it was covered with complete love and adoration.
You were wearing your uniform, all suited up and ready to go on a dangerous mission. It involved Talon, that's all she needed to know, she understood immediately as soon as the word Talon fell off your lips. That didn't matter yet, what mattered is you were leaving, soon and you had to say your goodbyes.
You cupped her face with your hand as your thumb traced over her cheek. The soft touch was almost too much, how badly she wanted to come with or keep you in bed all day so you couldn't go. Her eyes were filling with tears slowly, but she tried to suppress the tears so you wouldn't worry about her. You caught on rather quickly though, her silence said it all.
"I'll be back.. I promise you that.." You whispered at her softly, your eyes never leaving hers.
"I know." She grabbed your hand and pushed your hand onto her face a bit more.
You leaned forward, brushing her hair out if the way of her face and planted a soft kiss on her forehead. "Mark my words.. I'll be back.."
She gripped your hand and she pulled your face back to her, kissing your lips softly yet deeply. Her other hand found it's way to your hair, running her fingers through it and holding your head close. After a bit you both parted for air, but kept your foreheads touching as you both took in the pure comfort of these last few moments together, the last moment together for a whole year.
"I'll hold you to that." She smiled softly.
Currently, she was in her living room, resting after a long day of work. She had the TV on, but she wasn't listening. The background sound was almost too much, despite trying to distract herself. It didn't work though, she was caught up in her thoughts, thinking of you. That smile planted on your face before you left, the soft kiss, everything. She missed you so deeply, it was almost unbearable. Oh how she wanted to feel your touch, see your face, and kiss you again.
In the midst of her thoughts a knock came to her door and she paused. She muted the TV as she had stood up, walking to the door. Her eyes locked on the door handle, hesitating for a long moment before she turned the handle and pulled the door open. Her eyes widened at who she had seen, she nearly dropped to the ground out of shock and pure happiness.
There you stood with flowers, bandages wrapped around your arm that she could see peaking out of what appeared to be a nice suit/dress. You had a few wounds but nothing too terrible, at least not anymore. You had several scars too but those were hidden as well, right now you just wanted to be in Angela's arms, but first you had to do something.
Tears filled her eyes as she smiled at you. "It's been far too long."
"Yet I came back, as promised." You handed her the flowers.
She took them and set them on a shelf next to the door before she wrapped her arms around you. Hiding her face in your neck while she cried. Happy tears mixed with laughter of relief. You instinctively wrapped your arms around her too, holding her close. The moment was like finally achieving your goal you wanted to pursue most of your life. The relief, the happiness, and the overwhelming feeling of love.
You both took a moment to calm down before you let go. You smiled confidently as you took a step forward.
"I have one more thing.." You said as you grabbed a box from your pocket. (Yes the dress has a pocket if you picked that)
She tilted her head before it hit her.
You were suddenly on your knee, a ring sitting in the box. "I know, it's been a long time since you saw me.. But I wanted to make it right. So Angela, what do you say?"
Her eyes poured tears as she nodded quickly. "Yes."
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jalapenobee · 2 months ago
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Chapter 11... I'm not ready
Oh no, they can't find her! She'd better be okay!!
OH HE FOUND HER THANK GOD!!
JUST SAY YOU'RE HER FATHER, SENTAROU, JFC!! IF REI COULD DO IT, SO CAN YOU!!
TOUMA HELL YEAH BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA THAT GUY!! I mean, say no to violence, kids!!
Again, very not sure what the hell is going on with the criminal stuff, but boss man's leaving the group which I guess is bad? And he wanted to take Touma with him because he didn't have anything keeping him there but joke's on you, boss man!!
LOOK AT THEM
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"YOU'RE NOT EVEN MY DADS" dagger straight through the heart.
Ooooh Touma going all dad on her. While saying he and Sentarou aren't dads. It makes no sense but it makes sense
Ahhh, arguing in the family car :) Very KazuRei coded of you guys <3
OMG I JUST REALISED THAT WHILE SENTAROU IS THE BLOND MALEWIFE, TOUMA IS THE DARK HAIRED SMOKER THEY REALLY ARE SO KAZUREI CODED T^T
*gestures vaguely in the air* ARE YOU KIDDING ME T^T
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AAAAAAAAAAAAH SMOOCHES!!!! T_T
oh 👀
OH! 👀
Well damn
I CAN'T WITH THIS KID, SHE'S SO SAVAGE!!
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Lol they're already burying the grandma and she's not even dead yet
There's one braincell in this picture and Megu has it
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WAIT... THAT'S IT??? FOR NOW, RIGHT?? THERE HAS TO BE MORE, NO? THEY'RE JUST ROOMMATES WITH A KID NOW??
AAHHHH THIS WAS SO GOOD!! I don't understand a lot of the criminal stuff but their little family is amazing!! I hope we get more of them!!!
Thank you so much for recommending this, Bee!! <3 Hope you enjoyed my ramblings!!
HE FOUND HERRRRRR
lmaooo yeah sentarou just admit it you're a dad now :)))))
YEAHHHH GET HIS ASS TOUMA but don't let meguru learn from you....
touma's NEVER leaving ehehe
EVERY TIME I LOOK AT THAT PANEL I BAWL MY EYES OUT. THEY CLING TO HIM SO FIERCELY OHHHH MY HEARTTTTT DUDEEEEE
meguru is just a lil confused TvT it's okay they'll be your dads soon enough TvT
"i'm not your dad but by god i am not letting you go unsupervised"
it's like a married couple arguing over directions ahhhh AND MEGURU JUST GRINS IN THE BACKSEAT
THEY REALLY FUCKING AREEEEEEE
awwww sentarou are you in love with himmm
YES you need a condom you idiot smh
meguru if you don't correct your language........
lmaooo yeah
meguru knows EXACTLY what's going to happen
RAHHHH IT JUST ENDS HERE TvT
they're just a little family......little dysfunctional family.....
horrible that this is all there is to them TvT although the physical manga is released today!! i reallllllllly hope they get a movie too
YOU ARE WELCOME i fucking love this mang ai thought i'td be smth you'd like <3
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thewarlocksdream · 3 months ago
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A Warlock's First Performance (TOA 2024 Performance Day 1)
*As the announcer announced him, Lord Flarevein would feel the burden of nervouness, try to grip and control him as he heard the crowd's beyond the curtains of the stage call out for the next performance. Flarevein would shake the nervousness off and walk up to the stage and took his position in the center of the stage. Prepared to give the audience an amazing performance.*
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road by Elton John:
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*Flarevein would wave to the crowd as he quickly summoned a piano to the stage. Would move to sit down at the piano and crack his knuckles. Smiling as he briefly nodded his head to the stage hand. Would start to play a brief piano solo before heading directly into the song.*
"When are you gonna come down?" "When are you going to land?" " I should have stayed on the farm!" "I should have listened to my old man!" "You know you can't hold me forever!" "I didn't sign up with you!" *Flarevein would shake his head no as he sang* "I'm not a present for your friends to open!" "This boy's too young to be singing!" "The bluesss… ahhhhh, ahhhhhh!" "Ahhhhh, ahhhh!"
"So goodbye yellow brick road!" "Where the dogs of society howl!" "You can't plant me in your penthouse!" "I'm going back to my plough!" "Back to the howling old owl in the woods!" "Hunting the horny back toad!" "Oh, I've finally decided my future lies!" "Beyond the yellow brick roadddddd!" "Ahhhhhh, ahhhhh!" "Ahhhhh, ahhhhhh!"
*Flarevein's hands would briefly move across the ivory keys on the piano in a brief solo before continuing to sing as he played on.*
"What do you think you'll do then?" "I bet they'll shoot down the plane!" "It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics!" "To set you on your feet again!" "Maybe you'll get a replacement!" *Would Shrug as he continued to sing* "There's plenty like me to be found!" "Mongrels who ain't got a penny!" "Sniffing for tidbits like you!" *Flarevein would point at the audience as he sang* "On the groundddd..ah, ahhhhhh!" "Ahhhhhh, Ahhhhhhh!"
"So goodbye yellow brick road!" "Where the dogs of society howl!" "You can't plant me in your penthouse!" "I'm going back to my plough!"
"Back to the howling old owl in the woods!" "Hunting the horny back toad!" "Oh, I've finally decided my future lies!" "Beyond the yellow brick roadddd!" "Ahhhhh, ahhhhh!"
"Back to the howling old owl in the woods!" "Hunting the horny back toad!" "Oh, I've finally decided my future lies!" "Beyond the yellow brick roadddd!" "Ahhhhh, ahhhhh!" /s Ahhhhh, ahhhhh!"
"Back to the howling old owl in the woods!" "Hunting the horny back toad!" "Oh, I've finally decided my future lies!" "Beyond the yellow brick roadddd!" "Ahhhhh, ahhhhh!" "Ahhhhh, ahhhhh!" *Flarevein would stand up as the song ended and smiled, blowing a kiss to the audience and taking a bow to them before heading into the back to quickly change into his next costume*
While Your Lips Are Still Red by Nightwish:
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*Flarevein would carry a violin and bow in his hands after returning to the stage. * *Smiling at the crowd he would speak up to them* "Before I begin this next song…I'd like to dedicate it to my beloved who is here with us tonight watching…Gwilanna Blodwyn who's put up with my shenanigans over the last many weeks and being there during my practices." *He would smile and nod to staff, allowing the music to begin playing, a soft piano melody would be heard. Flarevein smiles and begins to sing to the audience soon after.* "Sweet little words made for silence, not talk…" "Young heart for love, not heartache…." "Dark hair for catching the wind." "Not to veil the sight of a cold world."
"Kiss…while your lips are still red." "While he's still silent." "Rest…while bosom is still untouched, unveiled..."
"Hold another hand…" "While the hand's still without a tool…" "Drown into eyes while they're still blinddd…" "Love while the night still hides the withering dawnnnn!"
*A small grin would appear on his face as he lifted the violin to his shoulder, resting his cheek on the delicate instrument, and began to play a violin solo. Once the solo ended he would pick up the song again.*
"First day of love never comes back.." "A passionate hour's never a wasted one…" "The violin, the poet's hand…" "Every thawing heart plays your theme with care…"
"Kiss…while your lips are still red!" "While he's still silent!" "Rest….while bosom is still untouched, unveiled!"
"Hold another hand.." "While the hand's still without a tool!" "Drown into eyes while they're still blind!" "Love while the night still hides the withering dawnnnnn!"
*Would continue to play the violin as the music picks up a more uplifting melody as the next part of the chorus was sung with much emotion put into it, while dancing on the stage.* "Kiss…while your lips are still red!" "While he's still silent!" "Rest…while bosom is still untouched, unveiled!"
"Hold another hand!" "While the hand's still without a tool!" "Drown into eyes while they're still blind!" "Love while the night still hides the withering dawnnnn!"
"Flarevein would dive into another violin solo as the chorus and song came to an end, eyes closed as he focused on playing, feeling a great deal of emotions well up inside of him as he brought the song to an end.* *Once Finished he would smile and takes a bow after blowing a kiss to the audience and to his beloved that evening.*
Voices by In Flames:
*Flarevein quickly summoned his two demons, a tall and fierce Wrathguard named Mekgorath and a blue but very grumpy-looking void walker that was named Helmoth to the stage. Flarevein, once ready would nod to the stagehands to begin the next song with a smile.* *The song would begin with a soft guitar rift and bass line for a few minutes. The song would gradually build up before finally, the main part of the song began. Flarevein would begin to dance and sway to the beat of the music.*
*Mekograth would be seen playing his guitar, a long heavy guitar riff. Mekgorath would be soon joined by Helmoth. Flarevein would start to sway and dance to the music before grabbing the microphone and started singing. Pointing to the audience as he sang*
"Could you be the angel left in the dark?" "It's mostly silence echoing through the halls!" /s Kill the hunt instead of lying to myself?" "For long I've seen the signs written on these walllsssss!" *Flarevein would quickly scream out* "WRITTEN ON THESE WALLLLLSSS!"
"I will search through the wreckage of my soul!" "Believe in what I have cause…that's all I ammmm!" *Another death scream would be heard from the Lord* "That's All I ammmmm!!!!"
"I swear I could hearrrrr…..!" "Voices from the edge of Azeroth!" " Reminding myself to breathe slow!" "Wandering alone in this wasteland…." " We used to call home!"
*Flarevein would quickly point to the crowd as he sang the next verses* "Could you be the demon left in my heart?" "All these feelings I wish I could turn them off!" "Kill the hunt instead of lying to myself?" "For long I've seen the signs written on these wallllllssssss!" *Flarevein would scream out again* "WRITTEN ON THESE WALLLLLSSS!"
"I swear I could hearrrrr…." "Voices from the edge of Azeroth!" "Reminding myself to breathe slow!" /s Wandering alone in this wasteland…." "We used to call home!"
*As Flarevein ended the chorus, Helmoth would begin a short drum solo as the music built up to the next part. Mekgorath's guitar would be heard amongst the drum solo before finally...* *Mekgorath would walk up to the stage and kick off another guitar solo along with Helmoth adding in a drum solo of his own. Shredding the notes with expertise as he headbanged with his master.* (Flarevein:) "Mekgorath on the guitar everyone!" *Flarevein would finally come in after this and began to sing again.*
"I will search through the wreckage of my soul!!!" "Believe in what I have…. cause that's all I am!" "I swear I could hearrrrr….!" "Voices from the edge of Azeroth!" "Reminding myself to breathe slow!" "Wandering alone in this wasteland…. we used to call homeeee! "We used to call homeeeeeee!" *Flarevein would yell out for the final time* "I swear I could hearrrrr….voices from the edge of Azeroth!"
*As the song came to its conclusion Flarevein would come to a halt in his dancing and smiled at the crowd. Thunderous fireworks and fire magic display would be seen as the audience shouted and cheered and applauded Lord Flarevein* *Before taking his final bow for the evening Flarevein would yell out* "THANK YOU TOA!"
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After all these years*, finally, I have them all**
*only two **just this one thing
The Gravity Falls Vinyl finally came and it’s AMAZING! Review and spoilers under the cut:
First of all, Brad Breeck is a genius. Of course, we know that already, having watched the show and enjoyed the epic music, but hearing it by itself is awesome on a whole other level. His music conveys joy, sadness, nostalgia, adventure, creepiness, fun, excitement, suspense... it goes straight to your heart and makes you want to go on an adventure. And you hardly have to look at the track lists to know which part they go to. Like "Oh man, this is when Stan first turns on the portal and says "Here we go." " or "Ahhhh this is when Ford comes back ugh it's so good!" These instrumentals are instant seratonin.
The songs with lyrics are so great to hear on their own as well! A few from the show are missing (the ones that come to mind immediately are "Disco Girl" and the Manotaur Training Montage Song), and I'm not sure if it was due to licensing issues or artistic choices, but the ones that are included are so SO good. Like, how cool is it to own a physical copy of "Blanchin'", the song of the summer from another dimension? Or be able to sing along to Love Patrol Alpha's cover of "Taking Over Midnight"? There's also a song I didn't recognize called "My Heart is Full of Rainbows" that is clearly from Mabel Land, and I'm unironically obsessed with it (if it is actually in there and I just missed it, mea culpa). Anyway, FANTASTIC SONGS and I think I screamed every time a new one came on.
My only sadness is that the album isn't longer, but that's part of being a Gravity Falls fan- you get something perfect and short, but you know it was created that way for a reason. BUT Brad Breeck released the musical suites from each episode of season one on youtube (with some pretty fun animation), so if I'm ever hankering for more I know exactly where to go (here's hoping he releases season two in the future!)
As for the art- it's so SO cool. It's very psychedelic and weirder than the show's style, and that's the point. When I was a little kid, I liked to look at the record soundtracks that my parents had when they were little kids, and the art was SO different from the actual movie/show that the record was for. It was always some unique interpretation from an artist who was allowed to follow their vision, and sometimes the characters were almost unrecognizable, but that was part of the fun. I used to spend forever just looking at that album art, and I hope that if I have kids one day they'll do the same for this. The detail alone is absolutely mind blowing!
OK, enough of my dumb opinions, here are the spoilers:
There are three (technically four) backwards messages on the records. I used a recording app on my phone because my record player doesn't go backwards, and I didn't want to ruin the record or my player:
Side A: Soos says "Playing your record backwards is a great way to damage your record player!" Thanks, dude. Also on Side A is the Lamby Dance, but for some reason it's backwards? Makes it very creepy and I love it.
Side B: When I heard it backwards I thought it was McGucket, but it turns out it's Bill! "Jam your thumbs directly in your eyes for a free fireworks show!"
Side C: There are no backwards messages on this part of the record (THAT I KNOW OF OOoooOOOoooo. I mean, the other three are pretty obvious, so I don't know if one is hidden in the music, but no obvious ones on this side)
Side D: It's Stan telling you "Apparently if you play this record alongside Wizard of Oz, it matches perfectly." (For those of you who don't know, Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon" album is said to be the perfect soundtrack to The Wizard of Oz)
Physical Spoilers:
The decoder records are so fun, and there are song lyrics specific to each character hidden in the record sleeves so you get to use the vinyl to find them:
Dipper: "Disco Girl, coming through, that girl is you!"
Mabel: "Who's that girl with the pig and the braces, she puts a smile on everyone's faces!"
Stan: "I'm Stan and I was wrong, I'm singing the Stan Wrong Song"
Bill: "Eeny Meeny Miney YOU!" and he's surrounded by the zodiac symbols
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All in all, this is super wonderful and I’m so glad i was able to grab this. As someone who got into Gravity Falls only two years ago, it was really cool that there was still something special for me to have that captures the fun and weirdness of this show. Definitely something I’ll treasure for years to come.
Dqg wkdw Vwdq rq wkh vohhyh? Zkdw d ehdvw. 24 ndudw pdjlf lq wkh dlu... ;)
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idyllic-affections · 1 year ago
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Hello hello helloooo again, Aphe my good friend!
Tis' I, 🐉Anon!!!!
And I'm back again to scratch that HSR x Reader brainworm you've been afflicted with.
But first, I'd first like to congratulate you on bringing Imbibitor Lunae home! And I absolutely feel you on the sudden amassing of oc ideas (I may or may not have come up with a couple of whole ass planets of my own, one of which I've been working on writing up, but that is a tale for another time!)
Anyhow, I approach you tonight (in my timezone) with a brainrot appropriate for both my anonymous moniker, and the occasion at hand. That's right, this ask features the one and only... Cold Dragon Yooooooung! Not to be confused with Cold Dragon Younger or Cold Dragon Youngest
Imagine, the reader is a member of the Astral Express, among the younger members, let's say pre-teens to early teens, and they're a bit of a bookworm. And since Dan Heng has essentially turned the Archives into his room, he's finds himself often being visited by them, sometimes [Name] chats him up, sometimes they're just chilling their quietly as they read through the stories and files that the crew of the express have accumulated over the course of their journey. Perhaps [Name] takes a particular shine to the numerous tales of dragons from across the cosmos, including those of their progenitor, the deceased Aeon of the Permanence, Long. Perhaps over time, Dan Heng takes becomes something of a big brother to [Name] looking out for them, and always makes sure to bring back stories from the world the crew visits for them to look at when they return from missions. Imagine [Name] gazing upon Dan Heng's true form as their eyes light up like stars, and they can't help but go on a lengthy tangent about how absolutely awesome he looks, and how they bet he's so super strong in this form (which like... he is!)
Just a kiddo having an absolute hayday as they find out their big brother figure is a dragon-person!
HI BELOVED..... ahhhh ty!!!! as i told 🐱 anon, i love and adore him. he came home within the first 10 pull and i just think that was so real of him. so much realer than kafka. who never came home. smh. /lh AND YEAH hsr is so fascinating, really. it gives me many oc thoughts.
OHHH I LOVE THIS BRAINROT 🐉 anon must know me well.... i am a professional dan heng liker. also, to be fr with you all, i kind of already know what's up with dan heng LMAO the lore-reading instincts were too strong. dan heng il was sitting right there... what was i supposed to do, not listen to his voice lines and read what little i have unlocked in terms of his story? /lh so this brainrot is fine for me. i don't know everything but i do know enough to respond well to this brainrot, i think.
dan heng would be a good brother i think... blood really doesn't matter. what matters is that he formed a cute bond with this little nerd /aff who is always in the archives with him.
his little sibling will only be allowed to go on trailblaze missions when he feels that they're old and strong enough (even if himeko and mr yang are okay with letting [name] go, if dan heng isn't, then they are stuck on the express LMAO but i don't think they'd mind. they'd just chill in the archives and read while they wait). speaking of which, you know how dan heng has that very... martial art style of fighting? i think he teaches them how to fight properly because, you know, they'll need it. he's always very careful not to hurt them and offers them his quiet form of praise when they do well. AND MAYBE. when the trailblaze mission is concluded, and the astral express is still docked, he'll take them to whatever planet has been visited and will let them explore and observe that planet's unique properties. probably also takes them to a local bookshop. just dan heng having a cute outing with his bookworm little sibling once he knows it is safe to do so.
and ohhhhjshsjg hear me out. dan heng in his true form being so so protective of [name], moreso than he already was before (BECAUSE HEAR ME OUT: dragon instincts)... like. first trailblaze mission. [name]'s in danger. dan heng quietly picks them up, tells them not to look despite the fact that they aren't some naive little kid (to which they oblige, hiding their face in the junction between his neck and shoulder, a little embarrassed that they couldn't handle it themselves), supports their weight with one arm, and fucking WRECKS everything that posed a threat to their safety with the other hand.
AND CONSIDER wounded [name]...... dan heng being something of a hissy, overprotective older dragon brother and refusing to let anyone get too close to them until the other members of the astral express crew manage to talk him down (mostly himeko and welt i think...... march would make it worse unintentionally LMAOOO and stelle is. chaos. so. yeah), eventually managing to convince dan heng to hand over poor wounded [name] so that they can treat whatever wound they got. he's hovering over their shoulder the majority of the time anyway, though, and that's honestly probably really comforting. like yeah. maybe it's a little excessive. but he so blatantly cares a lot about their safety and i just think that would be so reassuring. him letting them squeeze his hand if it hurts too much........ i love playing around with nonhuman characters and how their more feral instincts manifest. dragon instinct dan heng.... cries he's so protective in my brain
but on an even cuter note--dan heng always picking up books and trinkets he thinks they would like while he's on trailblaze missions. he sees something and he's like.... wow.... [name] would like that....
and [name] rambling about how cool he looks and how strong he is *head in hands* PLEASEEE i think he'd be a bit embarrassed and maybe even a little uncomfortable but he knows they mean well.... and it grows on him. like. he starts to find it super cute and endearing :(((
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Nah you're so real for that ✋😭
I'd love to hear you write some poetry about men and their bodies, I love men, probably too much. My insta note last night was "I love men 😞"
I actually have like 2 different Pinterest boards about men, ones men I'm into and the other is just gay men being gay (can you tell I'm bananas)
Unfortunately all Pinterest gives me is twinks, and I've got no idea how to get chubby/fat/muscular gay people to pop up, I'm going crazy
Raging bisexual Peacemaker, Mr. Gunn, make it happen rn, I beg. Raging autistic homosexual Vigilante??? He's already canon, idc of he also slept with that lady, he did it because Peacemaker was there and you can't tell me otherwise
Nah, I am ALWAYS daydreaming about my favorite characters, it's haunting. I pray everyday no one can hear my thoughts because I think I'd be locked away for them.
ALSO, I LOVE LIL PHILLY 😭😭😭 HES ADORABLE
I'm so glad you were able to get a second one, because I'd actually be so devastated if something like that happened to me
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AHHHH I LOVE MENNNNN😭 If I genuinely went off I don't think I could hold myself back! They'll lock me away!
My board is literally muscler men doing gay shit but I need variety!! WHERE MY MEN WITH DAD BODS AT😩🙏
Honestly love the bi representation!! Vig is definitely autistic and gay. It takes one to know one lol He only slept with that lady to inadvertently sleep with Chris. No one can tell me no😠
Sometimes ppl will talk to me and I blank at the worse times. Like they're venting and all I think is blah blah Graves this or blah blah whit guy that. Like I care but my mind wanders🙏 I'm pretty sure they noice cause my eyes just glaze over and I'm gone😭
IKR I LOVE LIL PHILLY!! Lil Philly the 2nd is still growing on me. For some reason he's a different texture and I'm a bit upset by it but I love hin nonetheless :3
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