#like they the beeeeeeest

[indiaalphawhiskey]

Answer in the tags: if you lost all your memories, what’s the first fic you hope is recommended to you?

[phillycheesesteakcore]

Link and Taylor doing a fun whirling dervish of darkness and pizza death thing vs. Scary and Normal being united in rage and grief FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!

[drawthething]

"You uhhh... waiting for me to get back in the car so you can pull up a video on how to do this?"

"'S just, you know, the sun's… in my eyes."

Commissioned art for one of the beeeeeeest fics I've ever read in my entire life: Logan's Run (-ning away)

From the amazing @babsvibes like duuuuhhh who else would come up with punny ass messes of titles like this?

[gabessquishytum]

Warprize!Hob au where instead of being a Dom 24/7, Dream actually prefers to be a switch. After all, he's a king, his job is stressful, so as much as it's nice for him to take that stress out on his warprizes, sometimes he just wants to give up control. The problem is, he's a king, he is expected to be in total control 24/7, as much as that would wear on anyone.

One day, he's gifted Hob by his sister who had captured him off the battlefield. Perhaps Death had the chance to talk to him and thought his outlook on life would be good for Dream to learn from.

When Hob is first presented to Dream, Dream gives him a few options, he can serve as a submissive and serve Dream personally, he can work elsewhere in the castle, or he remain a prisoner. Of course Hob, ever the hedonist, takes one look at Dream and agrees to serve him personally.

Overtime, their dynamic develops and Dream often has Hob put on display for the court along with a handful of other warprizes that Dream has either captured himself, or been gifted. Hob, though, is quickly becoming Dream's favorite. Dream finds his outlook on life fascinating. So Dream starts letting Hob serve him more personally. Hob often spends the night in Dream's room and ends up as something of a confidante for him.

Which is how one night, maybe Hob has just given Dream a blow job, so Dream's tongue is looser than usual, Dream admits that being the one in charge all the time is wearing on him slightly. He enjoys it, but maybe sometimes it would also be nice to not be the one in control.

Hob doesn't say anything at first, he only remains where he is with his head in Dream's lap, quite enjoying how Dream is playing with his hair. Hob feels very honored though, that Dream trusts him enough to admit that he craves vulnerability.

A few nights later, Hob brings the subject up again. He tells Dream that he didn't used to only be a submissive partner, he says that people often expected him to be in control because he looks the part of a stereotypically masculine man. Hob tells Dream that while he prefers to be a submissive partner, he quite likes both. So he suggests that maybe they could come to some arrangement.

Dream, after thinking it over, probably having a crisis or two over the idea of letting go of control, even for just a little while, he decides that yes, he would like Hob to take control on occasion in private.

Which is how they come to the arrangment that in public, Dream is completely in control and Hob follows all his orders like the perfect sub. But in private Dream gives his control over to Hob, who he has come to trust more than he trusts himself. In private Hob helps Dream to just let go and feel. And the best part is for Dream, that no one else would ever know. His siblings and enemies will never be able to think less of him for letting go of his tightly gripped control, because thanks to Hob and their arrangment, no one will ever know, which allows him to run his kingdom better than he had previously. He's less stressed than he was so he makes better decisions and is overall happier.

OOO lovely lovely!!!! The beeeeeeest of both worlds <3

I love the idea that in public, Dream gets to show off his power and dominance by how he acts with Hob. He's got this aura of total control which really heightens his reputation as a firm but fair monarch. Ambassadors carry stories back to their own lands about Dream and his favourite pet, how he demands total respect and punishes his warprize for any bad behaviour. When people think of Dream they imagine a stern disciplinarian, not someone who youd want as an enemy!

But then like, behind the scenes, the whole situation gets flipped onto its head! Dream gets to be Hob’s subby pillow princess (king) and he gets absolutely everything that he wants, while Hob is firmly in control. It wasn't easy in the beginning, but together they've slowly worked to find out what Dream likes, and it soon becomes clear that just letting go and being Hob’s good boy for an hour every day is doing WONDERS for his mental and physical health. His blood pressure is down, he's sleeping more, and he actually looks like he wants to be alive at least some of the time! And the best part is that no one has to know how much he likes sitting on Hob’s lap and having his pretty pink nipples played with until he cries and begs to be allowed something more.

Death was very very smart to send Hob to her little brother and although she doesn't say so, she's very pleased to see that her efforts to Make Dream Relax are working well <3

[casiavium]

I think I may have been too good at hiding my "secret identity" (I literally have author portraits on)

I feel like Hannah Montana

This is actually SO funny to me. Lesson in being perceived

And sorry if I used your tags lol no offense

[pearls-baby-taim]

Guys hc taim!

More Knife bcuz I need it:

Knife puppy regresses and he's always really hyper when he's puppy mode.

His main cg is Suitcase and she is the BEEEEEEEST ! X3 She gives the best cuddles and the even bester head pats

Knife just really likes to be treated like a dog and taken care of :3

He always tries his best to be the goodest boy ever, so there's usually no problem with misbehaving

Suitcase made some ears, a tail and a collar for Knife with Balloon's help - and Knife makes sure to cherish them very very dearly!

Sometimes when it's nighttime, Knife just wants to nuzzle on Suity's face until he falls asleep, and Suits us happy to oblige!

Guysguysguys who should I do next?

[jovoy]

the routine !!! plssss !!!!

yes of course!!!! disclaimer that all of this may not work for you obv but i think these are all really good products at least 💃🏻 also i have normal veeeeery slightly on the sensitive side skin that is prone to drying out slightly especially from stripping cleansers and also very acne prone esp hormonal acne around my mouth/chin area. i went on accutane in high school which permanently dried my skin out (used to be sooooooo extremely oily) but my acne has come back in recent years

this is the am routine i use

biologique recherche p50 and p50w alternating days- these do the majority of heavy lifting in the morning they are the best chemical exfoliants i have tried ever! veeeeery expensive unfortunately like idk how im gonna buy more when these run out :( but great ingredients and very effective. p50 original is very harsh so i use p50w which is for sensitive skin every other day

mad hippie vitamin c serum-this has gotten rid of all of my freckles LOL which kind of makes me sad but shows that this is effective doesnt it! i feel like it has brightened my skin up significantly…time will tell if it can fade the crazy hyperpigmentation i have going on i will update but hopefully! its very gentle and non irritating as well

stratia liquid gold- one thing i have learned and recently come to terms with in my skincare journey is that you do NOT need to be slapping on 500 different heavy thick hydrating lotions essences and creams every day to be hydrated. in fact your skin might not agree with that! and as much as i like a super thick moisturizer my skin does not unfortunately. and this is so lovely and nourishing while still being light!! its a cult favorite for a reason it is truly excellent and especially good for daytime underneath spf

spf- i just use basically any sunscreen i have laying around LMAO biore is my fav along with the dr g green mild up sun but i use them sparingly for days i know im gonna be in heavy sun exposure. i also like any la roche posay ones basically and elta md (too expensive though) and missha 🙂 i DONT like silicone based sunscreens that slide all over ur face like the supergoop unseen sunscreen

pm routine

clean it zero-BEEEEEEEST cleansing balm also only cleansing balm ive tried but why mess with perfection…great texture gets everything off so easily…and affordable yas

lrp toleriane hydrating cleanser- better than the cerave hydrating cleanser! doesnt do a lot but cleanses your face so gently without feeling greasy or weird like some hydrating cleansers tbh. not stripping/drying at all either which a loooot of cleansers do to me cuz for some reason my skin is especially sensitive to them

adapalene- luv me some retinoids i use this every night cuz my skin is so used to it! you can get this over the counter as differin or lrp effaclar i think. i want to make the switch to tretinoin soon though i think🤔 works so well for acne combined with the rest of a good routine! i put this on a dry face and then wait like 2-3 minutes before continuing w the rest of my skincare

stratia rewind- idk i just like having a niacinamide serum in my routine and this is a good one with excellent ingredients and vitamins and stuff. is it doing a lot of heavy lifting…idk not really! but its good and affordable

and stratia liquid gold again! again i find my skin likes a light layer of hydration best instead of slapping a pound of nivea cream or smth on there

and then i go to sleep and i wake up and my skin is gettjng better every day and if i do get a zit it goes away like within a day or so 🙂 sorry this is so long i hope this helps mwaaaaaaaaaah

[sparklyeyedhimbo]

How are you oooooold?? You're a '91 child. How is that old? You're literally in the prime of your life !! Don't let these old farts get to you!! This is your time to flourish! As someone who is also a '90s child, you are anything but old! Best years are yet to come, I promise you :)

Idk where you live but that's so fucked up. Anyway, you are a beautiful young person and anyone who says otherwise can choke on a dick 🖤

For germans I am old my deary 🧓

I should not be job/apprenticeship hunting. I should look for a good grave, hahahahahah

Like, look at my fellow Thai '91 bebes

man, off, tay and mew they are doing their beeeeeeest.

But thank you deary, for cheering me up that last part of the aks just made me hecking laugh so much ❤️❤️❤️

[glitterypuppies]

Friendsies Friday!!

Share you friendsies with ev'ryone!

Me first!!! Share favriiiiiiite!

Name: Oscar

Type: puppy!

Likes: snuggles, kissies, naps n daddy!

Dislike: thunder

Oscar is beeeeeeest friendsies with Princess! We snuggle at night with blankie (is yellow with name on it!), we go places n him go in me bag or Chooy, him looooove seein daddy n we alway nap gether in bed!

[gojira007]

I continue to delight in these designs, especially here where the closer perspective lets us really appreciate those rich thick lines and poppy sharp colors.  I also really love how you play with the dynamic here a lot; the fun dance-like way they pose together is great fun, and you use the size difference to delightful effect.  The little heart-mark fist bump is also the beeeeeeest <3

Some more art for my SRB2 version of Sally & Nicole including their CSS! (Top) They should not be separated

[kingofthewilderwest]

who died and made you king

HOW DARE YOU, SNOTLOUT WANNABE!!!

924/924 would read 924 more times and still laugh each time

[sergeantsporks]

Do You Want the Knife You Left in My Back, or Can I Keep It?

Rating: Teen and up, Gen

An injured Hunter wanders into Hexside. What was Luz supposed to do, just let him bleed out on the floor?

Ch 5/6

Ch 1, Ch 2, Ch 3, Ch 4

Ao3

Luz turned the cursed knife over and over in her hands. Viney had given it to her, joking about how her teachers were getting a little bit worried about why she had it. It was so small, but it had caused so much damage and pain.

“Hey, Luz, what do you have?” Eda asked, peering over her shoulder.

Luz felt the tiniest of grins creep over her face. “A KNIFE!” she yelled.

“NO!” King yelled back from the other room.

Eda plucked the knife out of her hands. “No weapons for you until you stop corrupting King with your human realm culture.” She squinted at the knife, peering at the runes on the hilt. “Oh, that’s a nasty one. Is this…”

“The one Kikimora used,” Luz said softly, “Yeah. I’m… not sure exactly what to do with it.”

“Give it to the golden nerd,” Eda joked, “Let him stab Kikimora back.”

Luz snatched the knife back. “Yeeeeaah, I don’t think that’s the greatest idea, Eda. Do you mind if I keep it with the other weapons?”

“Knock yourself out, kid.”

Luz set the knife carefully on top of a cabinet. What a nightmare. Who was even in the business of making weapons like that? She heard a groan from the other room, and she darted out into the living room. Hunter was awake, and had apparently just discovered that he couldn’t move.

“Hey! You’re up! And not fever-ish! How are you feeling?”

He buried his face in the couch again. “Ow.”

“Yeah, Viney said you’d be really sore. But hey, you’re not dying anymore, and you’re finally pretty conscious. So…” Luz pulled him up, shaking him. “WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!”

“Ow. Ow. Owowowowow, Luz! I can’t—”

“Move, I know, which is why we’re having this conversation now! Before you can wriggle out of it! Why would you leave the house?! Were you trying to run away? Kikimora was out there! You were barely even conscious when I left! She almost killed you!”

“I know. I knew she was out there, I knew she was setting up a trap, I just…”

“You just WHAT?! What could she have POSSIBLY said or done that made you stumble out of here, half-dead?!”

Hunter’s ears burned red, and he mumbled something she couldn’t quite hear.

“What?”

“She said she’d kill you,” he said louder, “She said she’d kill you, and I staggered out of here like a great big idiot in shining armor. I don’t know why I bothered.”

Luz’s mouth opened and shut a few times as she struggled to find words. She let Hunter’s shirt-front go, and he sank back onto the couch, wincing. “Oh,” she said finally, “Were you… going to trade yourself for me?”

He snorted. “Fat chance.”

“Hey!”

“What?! Trade my freedom for your life?! That’s the dumbest trap in the book, she’d just kill both of us! Who would fall for that?”

Luz felt her own face flush. “It’s not THAT stupid! Sometimes you don’t have much of a choice!” She flopped down to the floor. “What exactly was the plan, then?

“Easy,” he said simply, “I was going to rescue you.”

It was Luz’s turn to snort. “Wow, I never could have predicted that going wrong.”

His ears turned red again. “Hey! I can take Kikimora—I’ve done it before!”

“Yeah, when she was punch-drunk on sleeping nettles and you had a staff! Not when you were half-dead from being stabbed and feverish!”

“If you must know,” he sniffed, “I was planning on sneaking past her, not confronting her directly!”

“Awwww, well, I’m very flattered. Even if I was never actually captured. Thank you very much.”

He looked away. “Whatever. I just figured I probably should help. Since you saved my life and everything.”

Luz kicked the couch. “Admit it. You were worried about me.”

“No, I wasn’t. I was worried you’d annoy Kikimora to death.”

“You weeeeereeeee. You were totally worried. We’re friends now.”

“You’re not my friend. Shut up.”

“I am. I am worming my way into your heart.”

“Yeah, a bile leech can do that, too, you’re not special.”

“A what?! Ewwww, never mind, don’t tell me.” Luz kicked the couch again. “Whatever. Keep being a grump, I’m not giving up on you.”

Xxx

Hunter watched Luz race up the stairs. His palisman fluttered down onto his shoulder, chirruping reassuringly.

“Don’t you start,” Hunter grumbled, “I can’t be friends with her! She’s the enemy!”

Another low chirp.

“Yeah, I KNOW technically you’re the enemy, too, but you’re an EXCEPTION to wild magic being dangerous. She’s like. Public enemy number one.”

“Wild magic isn’t dangerous,” Eda commented as she came through. She stopped, looking down at him. “I… heard what you said. About wanting to save Luz. Kid, why didn’t you come to me? You could have died out there! You nearly did!”

Hunter felt his ears start to burn again. “You wouldn’t get it.”

“Oh, wouldn’t I? I had a sister in the coven, and I saw how she turned out, so let me take a guess; you thought it was something you had to do on your own. You thought that if you accepted help, that made you weak. You thought that you’d made a horrible mess of everything, and you were scared that if you didn’t clean it up before the person in charge—me—found out, you’d be in trouble. Am I close?”

“No. I’m not scared of you.”

“Why you little—” Eda took a deep breath. “Shut up and listen, I’m trying to talk you through your trauma.”

“I don’t have any trauma.”

Eda found that incredibly hilarious for some reason, nearly bent double from laughing. “Oh… yeah, okay, kid. Sure. Alright, you’re not scared of me.” She looked him dead in the eye. “But are you scared of Belos?”

“No,” Hunter said automatically, “I’m loyal to Belos—there’s no reason to be scared of him.” Titan, he hated how his voice wavered. He wasn’t scared of Uncle Belos—he wasn’t. He just… didn’t want to disappoint him. As long as he did what he was asked, everything was fine.

Eda sighed, sitting down next to him and looking up at the ceiling. “Yeah, that’s what I thought you’d say. Look. Kid. If. You ever feel like you’re not safe in the keep. Or. I don’t know. You just finally figure out that Belos is not a good guy. If you don’t want to stay there anymore. I—guess—hrk—okay—Hngh—I guuuuuuess I wouldn’t mind. Too much. If you… came here?”

“What?!” Hunter yelped

Eda jumped up. “What?! I didn’t say anything, did you say something? Whatever, bye!” She summoned her staff and flew out the door before he could respond.

The palisman still nestling on his head warbled at him reproachfully.

“What? I can’t stay here! And I’m not going to leave the palace! So it doesn’t matter if she’d let me stay here or not!” He tried to get up, but his muscles were too stiff, and he gave up, instead flopping backwards onto the couch cushions, his palisman forced to flutter off of his shoulder and land on his head instead. “Ow. I just… want to go back home. Where it’s not confusing. Where I know what people want me to do—where I know how they want me to act.”

Still.

It was nice that she’d offered.

Xxx

“Ow!”

Luz dabbed at the stitched-up cut with the disinfectant Viney had left behind. “Quit being such a baby! You want to get another raging fever?”

“It would probably hurt less!”

“Scream into the pillows,” Hooty advised, sticking his face right in Hunter’s, “It’ll help!”

Hunter let out a strangled yelp.

“Hooooty!” Luz protested.

Hooty flopped down in front of the couch. “Lulu was in the emperor’s coven, and we’re the beeeeeeest of friends. I think the emperor’s coven is actually full of people who just want friends!”

“Hunter,” Luz said, wrinkling her nose at him, “Doesn’t want to be friends.”

“He can be my friend!”

Hunter screamed into the couch cushions.

Luz poked him in the ribs. “Hey, that was just rude.”

“If I could move, I’d tie your bird-worm into a bow,” he growled.

“But you caaaaaaan’t,” Hooty sing-songed.

Luz pushed at Hooty’s face. “Alright, alright, get out of here, give him some space.” She finished cleaning the stab wound and taped a fresh bandage to it. Hunter didn’t react, not even to complain about the sting, and she knelt down next to him, nudging his shoulder. “Hey. You okay?”

“Everything is so… complicated here.”

“Huh? What do you mean?”

“I don’t know what anyone wants me to do!”

“Hunter, we don’t want you to do anything. I didn’t bring you here because I want something from you, I brought you here because it was the right thing to do.”

He groaned. “You don’t get it, of course you want something from me, everyone wants something from everyone, but I can’t figure out what it is you want me to do here! You keep saying I don’t have to do anything, and that this isn’t business, but—”

“Hunter. Hunter. Look at me. Look at my face.”

He turned his head with a wince, and she helped him sit up, squishing his cheeks between her hands and forcing him to look her in the eye. “I don’t want anything from you. Not one single thing. Neither does Eda, neither does Hooty. Got it?”

“But—”

Luz squished his face harder, cutting off his words. “No buts! Nothing! No ulterior motives! We are not Belos, we are not Kikimora. You don’t have to give us anything. I want to be your friend, Hunter, a real friend. Gus and Willow and Amity drop everything to help me, and they never expect me to do anything back. I’d do the same for them. And I’m trying to do the same for you.” She let go of his face. “Okay?”

He bit his lip, looking just about the most lost she’d ever seen him. “Mmmmmmmmmm…”

Luz sighed. “Right. Can’t change an entire life philosophy in a day, I guess. Okay, uhhhh...” she spotted King eyeing Hunter with narrowed eyes that she knew meant he was about to pounce. “…King wants to use your lap as a nap spot. You can’t really move around anyway, so…?”

Hunter almost immediately brightened. “I can do that.”

King almost immediately catapulted onto Hunter’s lap, curling up. “Ha. You tried to lock me in a cage. Now I am the ruler! I hold the power, here, and you are in a cage of my making!”

Hunter glanced down at demon in his lap. “He… doesn’t have worms, does he?”

“Hey! King is worm-free, thanks very much!” Luz leaned in closer. “But between you and me, you might want to watch out for fleas,” she murmured.

“That—that was a joke, right?”

Luz straightened up, running for the door. “Okay, have fun, you two, I’m off to school!”

“Luz! Tell me it was a joke!”

Ch 6

[daddy-lucifer-morningstar]

"Gardens and I don't have the beeeeeeest reputation together." The recent events with Heaven have been bringing back some of the more pivotal memories, and Eden had a few. "But hey! You like to garden? Admittingly, Hell? Not always the best environment for anything that's not something out of the Little Shop of Horrors. But I can move things around, make it happen as either part of the hotel or if you're still not sure about that, I'd love to have a garden at the palace that actually looked nice."

"D'ye e'er feel like there's nae use dreamin'?"

"There were times, yes..." After he fell and Hell became his prison before he turned it into his kingdom. Heaven had been all he knew. It had been his home! To be disowned and cast out for asking questions, for daring to share free will and knowledge with God's other creations. Building his empire had been a struggle. He could lead...but the Sinners coming in to be a reminder of his failure discouraged him horribly. Charlie had been a rebounding source of hope and belief in his creativity! But then his relationship with Lilith fizzled and his relationship with his daughter suffered.

"Dreams are abstract. They can literally be anything! When you're low and feel like you have absolutely nothing, you latch on to anything and dreams are...important."

"But sometimes...when everything around you is shit, dreams can feel like a mockery. Hanging on to dreams is like maintaining a garden...harder than what most would believe."

[bisluthq]

Ngl I wish Eleanor would post more outfit pics on her feed, ootd etc it doesn’t have to be daily but maybe a few times a week

She has the beeeeeeest style it’s like crazy aspirational to me. I wouldn’t wear most of it because I’m like… me… but it’s SO cute.

[albatris]

okay so u mentioned wanting to play harp right (it may have been non like fully serious in which case like ignore)? can i suggest like either a lap harp (the tiny ones that fit on ur lap) or a lever harp (play sat on a chair/piano stool). also like the sheet music is the same as piano so its kinda easy to learn theory wise? also u can pretty much use piano music but just have to make some adjustments for placings and accidentals. but like the basics? pretty much the same as piano. Like my teacher used piano books for the first year or so till i had a hang of the basics. also harpsona on here has some pretty cool harp vids so uh yeah- sincerly someone whose been playing for nine ish years

oh I was 100% serious, yes!!! thank you so so much for the suggestions and details!!!! :D all of this makes a lot of sense and I will absolutely look more into it when I'm a little more awake, you're the beeeeeeest thank you so much!!!! I hope you have an excellent day!!!!

[okdnn]

Okada Nana and Murayama Yuiri’s Mail November 8 2020

Okada Nana Mail

November 8

Last night,

I had a chocolate cake.

It’s so sweet and delicious, what a happiness.

Okay! Since my birthday is over

I have to do my best! In various things! ok!

I’ll get energized in sunday too,

Let’s do our beeeeeeest !

New socks

Hey hey, look~!

Tomioka Giyu san’s socks.

I bought it when I went to Lawson. 

I’ll do my best

On my job today 〜 ! nagi …

Casual coordination 

Comfy trainer, 

Damaged jeans, 

Fluffy bucket hat,

Silver accessories

Yup. it’s comfy 〜 … 

I’ll do my best on my makeup

And finish my face!

I’ll take a selfie and send it by mail ok.

chocolate love.

The staff at today’s workplace

Gave me a chocolate cake!

Surprise ~! So happy ~!

Following yesterday,

I also got another chocolate cake… what a happiness...

I’m digging in~~

（ Those are beast’s eyes aiming for its prey ）

Full name

I’m eating

Okada Nana-san nameplate! Choco choco.

Calorie intake! Birthday privileges.

Today's Delicacy 

To celebrate my birthday,

My manager treated me to some delicious sushi!

Thank you so much. That was delicious.

I love both sushi shops and sushi.

The oyster that store clerk recommend to me

So delicious 〜 … !

Shadow clone technique

I’ll aim to sleep early today

Because I’ve to wake up early tomorrow.

I’ll play dobon from 21:00 to 22:00,

Take a bath, do laundry and sleep!

GOOD NIGHT .

Murayama Yuiri Mail

Good evening!

Today I had BIG ONE GIRLS photoshoot

With the general manager and captains！

Lately five of us had a job together quite a lot,

And we talked serious stuffs quite a lot too

I get used to it bit by bit

And in a good way, we can talk without being too serious

And in a more relaxed manner !

Today the makeup artist did a stylish ponytail

Which is a hard thing to do for a theatre performance!

“Yuiri chan sweat a lot

So we can do it only at a time like this”

That’s what they say while laughing! That’s true ! lol