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worstloki · 2 years ago

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Thor : Loki stabbed me

Sif : with his dagger or his peni–

Thor :

Sif : What? You have to be more specific

okay but all of Asgard joking about the princes being sooo close and they're clearly sleeping together and it's this huge inside jest about the brothers liking each other soooo much because they always attend things together and Thor and Loki are miffed but get used to it.

#anyway #when they actually do get together everyone would hate the idea so much because like it was a joke they didn't ACTUALLY think--#also the bros hiding it and it giving them half a heart attack everytime someone jokes about it #like they probably didn't get together under ideal circumstances maybe there was a curse and they HAD to bang idk #either way everyone is happy to joke about it #no one's happy if they actually became a couple about it #i feel like Asgard looking harshly at m/m relationships and not having a decent concept of noncon could be vastly misused for angst purpose #thorki #Thor/Loki #well kind of i guess

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