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tired-demonspawn · 6 months ago

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okay so on a whim decided to watch the hbo his dark materials thingy and all i really feel the need to say is that everyone out here fightin for their lives, killin god and shit, while god ol doctor mary just went on a nice hike throughout the multiverse, then chilled with roller-scating elephants for a few months, played the role of the biblical snake by talking about her gay crush which helped restore the aformentioned multiverse and came home with a nice pet bird

#his dark materials #hdm #mary malone #like they fr fightin tooth and nail #lyra and will literally went to actual purgatory and then freed every trapped soul there while being metaphorically ripped in half #mary out here on vacation learnin how to speak elephant and respect the trees #not negative btw!#if there ever is an apocalyptic scenario such as this i beg the universe to be a mary malone istg

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